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Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 7:41AM I enjoy eating a healthy fragrant pussy but now I walk around smelling of pussy and I can't seem to be able to lose the rather pungent odour. I've tried showering, mouth wash, brushing my teeth, sucking mints, eating spicy foods, drinking beer, nothing works... Any suggestions? Edited by - Joey Starr on Jun 10 2007 [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 7:43AM Joey Starr wrote: How do you get rid of that pussy smell? Click to expand The smell and the taste in my mouth too. Edited by - Joey Starr on 6/10/2007 7:43:15 AM [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 7:52AM Had to change my avatar quote. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 9:08AM Eat a can of tuna with your hands. [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 9:13AM Been there done that? [Link]

Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 9:13AM Thanks 3SB, will buy some tuna tomorrow... [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 11:38AM The smell of pussy is the best smell ever. I wish I could have some kind of pussy smell dispensers implanted into my nostrils to give me a shot of it every now and then just so I could walk around all the time with my nostrils filled with the smell of pussy. God...the first time I smelled it and buried my face in a girl's crack! Fuck! [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 2:31PM I know but people are giving me funny looks, and I still have that taste in my mouth... [Link]
Lordish Senior Member This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 2:34PM Joey Starr wrote: I know but people are giving me funny looks, and I still have that taste in my mouth... Click to expand I'd be proud of it! Give those people a, "Yeah I got laid, you didn't!" look! lordish [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 4:59PM You might try peeing on yourself. Heehee! Seriously, the world doesn't revolve around you and nobody gives a damn how you smell. And if you're really self-conscious, you might try the application of stainless steel. After chopping onions, garlic and other aromatic bulbs, holding your hands under running water while rubbing a stainless steel spoon over your skin does neutralize those scents. Maybe it works the same for your lips, face and tongue after marinating in vaginal secretions. If not, who cares? Anybody that notices will be envious because either a) they didn't get to eat pussy like you did, or b) because they didn't get their pussy eaten by a guy like you. It's a win/win. I don't see the problem, personally. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 5:27PM I constantly have that pussy smell. [Link]
Ivory Sex Object by Proxy "We all want our time in Hell." 647 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 6:41PM Pagoda beat me to the stainless steel suggestion. You could also try a baking soda/water combo: swish out your mouth and swab out your nose. Are you sure that was a healthy pussy after all? [Link]
jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 6:44PM Semen will get rid of it. You'll have to suck a dick. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 7:16PM Oh, for the good old days, when "Smell my fingers!" was a statement of pride! [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 8:23PM Thanks to all the women for their tips, they seem to know a lot more about pussy! I got her so wet you wouldn't believe, alternatively licking her, then fingerfucking her with one finger, then two fingers, then two fingers with my thumb rubbing her clit. The fucking part was awesome too! The pussy smell/taste went away overnight, now guess what : I want it back... [:P)] [Link]

Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 8:24PM I might have to try a thorough golden shower afterwards. [Link]
BigMatt Member Sunrise Adams, Queen of Cute. 498 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 9:06PM Joey Starr wrote: I enjoy eating a healthy fragrant pussy but now I walk around smelling of pussy and I can't seem to be able to lose the rather pungent odour. Click to expand I just wish I had that problem... [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 9:07PM How's that for a title : "Joey Starr has a pussy problem" ? [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 9:35PM This thread reminds me. At one of my old jobs, we had this gorgeous 19 year old blond with a nice, fat, juicy ass. Sadly, I don;t think she had the first clue how hot she was and I think she tried to hide her ass with baggy pants. Anyway....for whatever reason, she had an especially fragrant pussy aroma that she left in her wake all day long, every day, everywhere she went. It got to the point to where I was almost tempted to ask her if there wasn't something she could do to make that smell less potent. Not because I didn't like it. Rather, because it was killing me. She was engaged to be married AND she was the boss. [o\\|] [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24914 Posts 4/05	Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 2:04AM Joey Starr wrote: Thanks to all the women for their tips, they seem to know a lot more about pussy! I got her so wet you wouldn't believe, alternatively licking her, then fingerfucking her with one finger, then two fingers, then two fingers with my thumb rubbing her clit. The fucking part was awesome too! The pussy smell/taste went away overnight, now guess what : I want it back... [:P)] Click to expand And before, you were complaining about your problem? I wish I had a problem like that. [Link]
BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04	Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 10:27AM Have you tried Mentos and Diet Coke yet? [Link]
LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 6:15PM This thread reminds me. At one of my old jobs, we had this gorgeous 19 year old blond with a nice, fat, juicy ass. Click to expand I've always wondered.... If a gal's ass is truly "juicy," does this mean she's got some kind of anal leakage issues or what? [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 13 2007 : 1:48AM When I say "juicy", I mean, it reminds me of a giant peach or a melon or something. Figure of speech. I'm sure you knew that but I'm bored so.... [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Jun 13 2007 : 3:26AM Is it like "that new car smell"? I always loved to have pussy smell to reflect on later when the pussy itself was actually gone .... [Link]
tittysucker86 Deactivated User florida 218 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jun 13 2007 : 8:21PM vaginal secretions: ponder it!! Rosie odonnel's pussy juice? Nasty!! ooh I think Im gonna puke!! Catherine zeta-jone's pussy juice??? oh, man, to be michael douglass for a day, and savor the secretions of gods most beautiful woman, catherine zeta jones!!!! [Link]

conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 13 2007 : 8:44PM I like it when that pussy smell lingers in my facial hair. If you can't shake it consider yourself lucky. (Joey, I think you are a single male). Or huff some solvents, that should clean you up. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 5:52AM try some anal. that smell will easily override the pussy smell. [Link]
_swede_ Deactivated User 579 Posts 4/05	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 9:48AM Listerine and mint tablets :P [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 3:02AM conquistador wrote: (Joey, I think you are a single male). Click to expand You think wrong. [Link]
HarryWild Member Make me believe 622 Posts 2/05	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 4:06AM Try eating pizza with all the meats, olives and cheese. It should replace the smell with the smell of the pizza! The next time you get ready to eat pussy; eat some pizza first; then you will not that problem of the smell since your breath will smell like pizza. To wash down the pizza; have some coffee! Now you can really smell foul! [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 10:47AM I kissed him goodnight and told him his face smelt like pussy. He said if you went to sleep with that in your nostrils you went mad in the night or at least you had dirty dreams. Sounds fun to me. [Link]
jnkns Member 14 Posts 5/07	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 1:53PM get rid of the skank and get one that practices a little hygiene. [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 1:59AM What are you trying to say jnkns? [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 2:15AM someone was near me today and their breath reeked of pussy. i felt uncomfortable inhaling the second hand smoke. too intimate for me. [Link]

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