How To Get Some Pussy (page 2)

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Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 9:40PM I've tried to avoid it but I've highly considered dusting off my old wedding ring, just to wear out and stuff. Because no lie, everything BSD said is true. When I was married, non-stop offers. I'll gladly relive those days minus the hassle of a pesky wife getting in the way. [Link]
Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 10:09PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: I've tried to avoid it but I've highly considered dusting off my old wedding ring, just to wear out and stuff. Because no lie, everything BSD said is true. When I was married, non-stop offers. I'll gladly relive those days minus the hassle of a pesky wife getting in the way. Click to expand It's true. The wedding ring works. Bitches don't want shit unless they think it belongs to someone else. [Link]
Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 10:39PM That's the biggest crock of shit I've read all night. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 10:50PM Bornyo wrote: It's true. The wedding ring works. Bitches don't want shit unless they think it belongs to someone else. Click to expand Word! [Link]

Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 11:10PM Word? Or is it because the gals feel safer having an innocent chat with someone who they know is attached (less likely to stray)? Or because the guy with the ring figures he has nothing to lose so now he's a little more confident? If they're looking to get fucked, they've already pre-meditated who they want - ring or no ring. [Link]
Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 11:20PM Ejac wrote: Word? Or is it because the gals feel safer having an innocent chat with someone who they know is attached (less likely to stray)? Or because the guy with the ring figures he has nothing to lose so now he's a little more confident? Click to expand I think it's an ego thing. To know that they have the power to make a man stray makes them feel more desirable. Little do they realize how easy it actually is. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 11:21PM Ring or no ring, there are women who only get hot if they think they can snatch the cock out of some other sista's barnyard. It's a classic. Seen it a million times. Not that those other factors aren't significant as well. [Link]
Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 11:36PM Of course there's truth to that. And some would fuck just to bring a bigger check home from the welfare office too. As a blanket statement (the way that I read it), and as a general rule, I don't buy it. [Link]
Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 11:38PM Twizted6 wrote: Little do they realize how easy it actually is. Click to expand Oh yes they do. [:P)] [Link]
Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04	Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 11:53PM Ejac: A/S/L please [Link]
Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 12:21AM Ejac wrote: Twizted6 wrote: Little do they realize how easy it actually is. Click to expand Oh yes they do. [:P)] Click to expand I was referring to married men. Single men are no-brainers. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 12:27AM Ejac wrote: Of course there's truth to that. And some would fuck just to bring a bigger check home from the welfare office too. As a blanket statement (the way that I read it), and as a general rule, I don't buy it. Click to expand I'm not saying it's a "general rule." I'm saying it's a very prevalent tendency that I've noticed from elementary school, through college, into the professional sphere, and amid the bohemians, the players, the literati, the intellectuals, the artists, the models and the barflies I've known all these many years. It also works both ways. Edited by - skronker on 8/12/2006 12:27:42 AM [Link]
dumas Member 159 Posts 8/03	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 2:12AM Dam and I just hocked my wedding ring not long ago .It sat in a drawer for yrs . Here I could have been wearing it and getting some action . rocco [Link]
the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 2:37AM I've got my mother's wedding ring but I don't think it would have quite the same effect. [Link]

ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 2:52AM cobalt and pagoda: you guys made some decent postage. a quality read indeed. i don't think i really fit into those worlds though, i'm too young. [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 4:50AM You guys talking about wedding rings being chick magnets remind me of a hilarious bit from Chris Rock's Bring the Pain. If I can find a transcript, I'll post it. [Link]
Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 9:04AM skronker wrote: I'm not saying it's a "general rule." I'm saying it's a very prevalent tendency that I've noticed from elementary school, through college, into the professional sphere, and amid the bohemians, the players, the literati, the intellectuals, the artists, the models and the barflies I've known all these many years. It also works both ways. Click to expand I think we both know the dope and are just over-analyzing it for whatever reason (late night bordom perhaps). My ring's somewhere in a drawer upstairs - the weight of it always seemed to bother me. [Link]
Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 9:59AM Pagoda wrote: If I can find a transcript, I'll post it. Click to expand No! For heavens sake, please no! [Link]
BustdownGal Member 539 Posts 7/06	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 10:32AM Actually, Pagoda, I thought of the Chris Rock bit too. Something like "That's why women love to flirt with married men! Women clean you up, make you dress right, wipe the crust out your eyes, so you're finally worth something!" [Link]
BustdownGal Member 539 Posts 7/06	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 10:47AM Chris Rock said: "Women HATE women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for 25 years, you put a man in between them, "Fuck that bitch, " "Fuck that bitch." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Aww man, shes nice, I gotta get me a girl LIKE that." If a woman introduces her new man to here girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes "I gotta get HIM, and I will slit that bitches throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man." “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” “Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense. Women ain't gonna let a thing like sense fuck up they argument." Click to expand [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 10:18PM A lot of the teen angst shooters have trouble talking to women and wonder why women have no interest in them. You notice women don't flip out and shoot up a school. This is a chicken and egg problem. Did they become psycho murdering losers because women won't give them the time of day, or do women keep their distance because they are psychotic mass killers waiting to happen? So maybe BDG needs to do a high school touring lecture. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 11:52PM croy wrote: You notice women don't flip out and shoot up a school. Click to expand give it time [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 12:05AM PMS. [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 5:11AM That would be a teacher and not a student. [Link]

ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 7:23AM isn't that menopause? [Link]
kierkegaard Loose Cannon 185 Posts 8/05	Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 9:52AM Question: what chores must be completed in order for me to "put my foot on her head" during doggy-style? Or should I just roll the dice and see what happens? [Link]
Drop a load Senior Member My leg hurts 1098 Posts 11/05	Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 12:21PM kierkegaard wrote: Question: what chores must be completed in order for me to "put my foot on her head" during doggy-style? Or should I just roll the dice and see what happens? Click to expand The only way I'm going to get my girl to go with that is if I wipe her ass for a week. [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 1:08PM kierkegaard wrote: Question: what chores must be completed in order for me to "put my foot on her head" during doggy-style? Or should I just roll the dice and see what happens? Click to expand It takes a true alpha male to pull that move off and not get his ass kicked. No amount of chores will butter a girl up for that. You have to pick the right girl, the one receptive to the idea of submission, then just do it. [Link]
jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 1:46PM kierkegaard wrote: Question: what chores must be completed in order for me to "put my foot on her head" during doggy-style? Click to expand Why take chances? That's what chloroform is for. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 14 2006 : 10:22AM Drop a load wrote: kierkegaard wrote: Question: what chores must be completed in order for me to "put my foot on her head" during doggy-style? Or should I just roll the dice and see what happens? Click to expand The only way I'm going to get my girl to go with that is if I wipe her ass for a week. Click to expand use your tongue and it'll be half a week. [Link]
the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06	Posted - Aug 14 2006 : 12:49PM kierkegaard wrote: Question: what chores must be completed in order for me to "put my foot on her head" during doggy-style? Making your will and notifying next of kin. [Link]
zorge Member 278 Posts 8/06	Posted - Sep 1 2006 : 1:39AM Drop a load wrote: kierkegaard wrote: Question: what chores must be completed in order for me to "put my foot on her head" during doggy-style? Or should I just roll the dice and see what happens? Click to expand The only way I'm going to get my girl to go with that is if I wipe her ass for a week. Click to expand That seems odd. I'd think that if you happened to be with a woman that was strange enough to be into having you actually wipe her ass, then having your foot on her head would probably not seem like a big deal. [Link]
kirby Member California 187 Posts 8/06	Posted - Sep 1 2006 : 9:34PM You want us to suck your dick. We want you to suck that clit. You want us to stroke that dick. We want you stroke that clit. Click to expand I'm all for this, but I'd like to add licking my ass too. I can't stand men who talk smack and can't do something as simple as tongue my asshole. If a man expects me to suck his balls he better be ready to dig into my asscrack with his tongue. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Sep 1 2006 : 9:36PM kirby wrote: You want us to suck your dick. We want you to suck that clit. You want us to stroke that dick. We want you stroke that clit. Click to expand I'm all for this, but I'd like to add licking my ass too. I can't stand men who talk smack and can't do something as simple as tongue my asshole. If a man expects me to suck his balls he better be ready to dig into my asscrack with his tongue. Click to expand +1 [Link]

K Smitten Kitten Cloud 9 530 Posts 2/06	Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 2:49AM +2 [Link]
kierkegaard Loose Cannon 185 Posts 8/05	Posted - Sep 2 2006 : 9:38AM Drop a load wrote: The only way I'm going to get my girl to go with that is if I wipe her ass for a week. Click to expand That reminds me of an old joke I got to use on the SO a few months ago. Basically, she was in front of a mirror examining her chesticles and said she wished she had bigger ones. I told her to rub some toilet paper in-between them (her chesties). After looking at me confused for a moment, I said "worked for your ass." Thank for the advice Pagoda. Maybe I'll start off slow with some toe-sucking or something. Although usually I don't last that long anyway when she points that thing in my direction. [Link]