and then insert whatever it is you have in mind. It never fails. Then follow with Butthead laugh "uh, he he... he said "insert"..."
(If you never watched Beavis & Butthead, this won't make sense)

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You know what the answer is to your own question, though. It's going to come down to finding someone worth talking to in the first place that'll solve your dilemma. Women who only respond to thug talk or playa speak may not be the ones for you. If that's all the sistas where you are, try talking to Asian women, Latinas, or white chicks. It's all pink on the inside.

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#1. Get yourself some nice smelling colonge, that pheromone infused stuff really does work wonders.

#2. Don't introduce yourself. The very first thing out of your mouth should be "WOW, you really smell good, what kind of perfume is that?"

If she smiles and tells you the brand of her perfume, the hook is IN!

If she doesn't smile, forget about it and try same line again on other woman whom she is not with.

NEVER try this approach unsuccessfully in a bar more than three time, go to another bar.

#3. The hook is in and she is smiling, the next thing you want to say is, "You know, you have a great smile."

She will smile some more, and possibly blush. If she blushes the hook is definately IN and time to be careful. Introduce yourself, "Hi, I'm Joe Bloe and you are?" extend your hand to offer a handshake. Be gentle and NOT firm. Hold your hand like a fag, palmside up and rub your thumb on top of her wrist, but not in a creepy way.

#4. Okay, you got her name, DO NOT forget it. Write it down on the inside of your sunglasses first chance you get. DO NOT FORGET HER NAME. Write it down, on your palm, or a napkin that you can keep in your pocket. Name is VERY important.

#5. Ask her if she would like to sit down and pull out a stool or a chair for her. If you are on a dance floor ask her to dance, no matter how bad you dance it is irrelavant as eye contact is relavant. She won't notice how bad your moves are if you maintain eye contact.

#6. If dancing, when dancing is over ask her to join you for a drink. At this point in the game SHE WILL OBLIGE. If not dancing, you skip to 7.

#7. Ask her what she likes to do for fun.

#8. Listen. DO NOT give her the oppurtunity to ask you what you like to do. If she starts to lead into it with "So" immediately cut her off and say "HOW COOL"

#9. Take control of the situation, after you state "How Cool" Tell her some of your interests, DO NOT LIE, but really think about this beforehand. Tell her the exciting things you do, or if you don't do anything exciting pick something that you would really like to do. Skydiving always works. For example: "I'd really like to try skydiving, but have always been afraid." Ask her if she has ever skydived, or bungee jumped.

#10. Take in what she says and say "You have really beautiful eyes, do you know that?" Maintain eye contact while thinking about her answers to skyding/bungee jumping.

If she has absolutely no desire for either of the two, move to hiking.

If this doesn't get you in the door, let me know.

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i hope you're joking, because that is hillarious.

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Just keep it socially appropriate. LarryFarwell said stuff that is generally okay, but doesn't work in an office, for example.
Common interests are good. Just get along as people first.

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basically, put up a front and project some 'ideal' version of yourself. because, surely, all ladies like a liar and detest honesty. they want games and bullshit and deception. shit, i better cancel my subscription to cosmo.

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However, and it might have already been said, confidence in whatever you say will go a long way more often than not. I've had guys make nonsense remarks in starting up a conversation with me but because they exuded a certain amount of charm, I indulged them for at least a few minutes.

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seriously? depends on the setting. make a comment relative to where you are. or comment on what they're wearing with a segue into something itneresting, i.e., if they're wearing a 'Scientology Rules!' shirt say something like 'Gee, that L Ron Hubbard sure was a dude.' i'm being facetious, but you can get what i'm trying to say. enage their interest talking about what they like. admittedly, it's a little harder if they're wearing khakis or and jack boots (probably a no go anyway), but give it a shot.

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We, when younger, used to have bets to see who could pick up women with the lamest lines. Confidence is the key, especially when you can already hear in your head how lame it sounds.

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I suppose the most common way to start conversations (if in a club) is to ask her if you could buy her a drink. I know it probably sounds quite lame but what else can you really say in such an environment?

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If everything else fails; astrophysics will get their attention everytime; start with "time shift relativity!"

Ladies want a challenge and is a quite a good starting point!

At least the ones who respond are extremely intelligent or/and have a science/technology background!

Afte all; you what the total package right?

Edited by - HarryWild on 9/19/2006 7:14:50 PM

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You can't fake good-looking. You can't fake charm. So look nice, and rely on actually getting to know somebody.

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Well, I tell you what lady, those knitting needles would've already scared me off, anyway.

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It varies, too. Some guys aren't that loquacious, but they still have something appealing, and it's best (for me) if they don't know what it is. One guy would be astounded to know that the thing I found the cutest was his warning to me (in the first hour that I knew him) that his mother would never let him marry a girl who wasn't Jewish. I just loved that. Someone else might hate it. I just thought, hey, he let me know so much about himself there, in one sentence. He mentions his mom, hahah, and he has a sort of guilt about making out with a girl without letting her know it's not leading to marriage! So straightforward. I had to hold back from grinning when he said it. Cute boy.

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No they're not.

They are heartless, cruel, sweet-smelling, soft-skin-having, mercenary, she-devils who enjoy nothing more than seeing us squirm, look foolish, or look stupid. Or all the above. (Okay, some may like chocolate more. And some may like money more. And some may like their vibrators more. But ALL of them like seeing us discombobulated.)

Most women know instantly whether or not they're going to a.) give you the time of day, and b.) fuck you, and there ain't a whole lot you can do about it. Certainly not increase your chances at friendship or booty, by anything you say. All you can really do is talk yourself out of something that she may have been predisposed to give you.

Better to say nothing at all, and wait til one lands on you.

You can thank me later.

BSD

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BSD sings the blues. Or is that country?

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Another guy that I instantly loved was an American who came into a vegetarian restaurant in Oslo and asked which menu items had dairy products, explaining that he was allergic to dairy. We asked him to join us. I said, "You're not allergic to dairy, are you?" He said no, he wasn't, he just wanted to make sure, because he was vegan. He was traveling alone, staying with friends in various countries. Again, I just liked his manner. He wasn't overbearing getting the information about dairy, just a relaxed, sweet guy. Sproinggg!

You can't fake the things that people are attracted to. What I like isn't at all what the next person might like. So you have to be yourself. If you aren't a playa, you just aren't. You'll end up where you're supposed to be.

Although, there are some Machiavellian books on how to mislead chicks to get laid. Some of them are supposed to be good, if you don't mind deceit.

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Whichever of those you might find helpful.

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