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riichard
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37 Posts
9/08
Posted - Jul 13 2009 : 7:55PM
TONZ0FUN
Member

73 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 1:02AM
if they put Tori Black as Kelly -I BUY IT!!! ;-)
Dean Wormer
Senior Member

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
1048 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 1:41AM
Will Dustin Diamond reprise his role as Screech? He probably could still use the money.
XXXenophile
Member

343 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 7:14AM
Dear lord could be the best parody ever if the casting and script are perfect!
If they make fun of the "Jessie on drugs/"I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO.......SCARED!" moment it will be absolutely perfect.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 9:12AM
Am I the only one who's a little uncomfortable with this?
 
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 9:48AM
Only if they use the same age actors...
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 10:52AM
Ramsey you know as well as I do it's not reality that matters. It's how it looks.
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 11:23AM
But what about those Brady Bunch stuff like Not the Bradys. Age wise that was worst.
fu_q All-Star Supporter
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
2506 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 9:50PM
You beat me to it.
XXXenophile
Member

343 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 8:54AM
While everyone knows the actors will of course be over 18 all the characters will either all be 18 years old as well in the script or they might just to try to do a parody of the College Years show with the cast.
Like someone else said, the Brady Bunch, Partridge Family, and Cosby Show parodies all dealt with it. Not a big deal.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 9:39AM
^ Yes but when I think of SBTB, I don't think of the college years. I think about the show's heyday when they were all high school students. I doubt I'm alone in that. I know some iffy parodies have been made before. I'm just saying maybe it isn't such a good idea. I don't see why porn needs anything that could even be construed as having an underage theme.
You might know I'm a fierce free speech advocate but as Larry himself said, it gets harder and harder to defend the closer you get to things that are indefensible. It's hard enough to defend adults (who are obviously supposed to be portraying adults) slapping and spitting on one another.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 12:59PM
Mr. Belding was cool.
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 1:03PM
Fuck Screech. We want Tiffany Amber Thiessen!
wcw43921
Senior Member

Look Into My Eyes--
1252 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 1:33PM
Seconded. Having Elizabeth Berkley and Lark Voorhies in the porn version would be great as well.
If it wasn't for those three I likely would never had paid attention to this show, which annoys me, because the brain cells tasked for remembering it could probably have been devoted to something more useful and/or enjoyable to me. With the porn version (with the female cast wearing Eighties hairstyles, the definitive "fuck-me" hair) I shall now have payback. Thank You, HUSTLER.
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TONZ0FUN
Member

73 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 6:56PM
If I could Cast it
Kelly -Tori Black
http://www.myspace.com/misstoriblack
Jessie
Sarah Jesse-
http://galleries.pimproll.com/ilew/vids/220/index.html?p=pimp17121&r=pimp17121&j=13
Lisa
Lavish Styles
http://www.type9models.com/MCE/type9models/0/bio/%5B1-104%5D/2307/06/F#anchorname
your thoughts?
 
TONZ0FUN
Member

73 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 6:57PM
If I could Cast it
Kelly -Tori Black
http://www.myspace.com/misstoriblack
Jessie
Sarah Jesse-
http://galleries.pimproll.com/ilew/vids/220/index.html?p=pimp17121&r=pimp17121&j=13
Lisa
Lavish Styles
http://www.type9models.com/MCE/type9models/0/bio/%5B1-104%5D/2307/06/F#anchorname
your thoughts?
TONZ0FUN
Member

73 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 7:16PM
jessie is a hard one
she has to be tall pretty but a little geeky and outa place maybe
Cassie Young
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Flash All-Star Supporter
Golden Age Classic

11018 Posts
5/01
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 10:02PM
I dunno, I think it would be kinda cool if they could get Dustin Diamond in it.
matchmaker
Senior Member

24910 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 11:54PM
That sounds good.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Jul 16 2009 : 12:15AM
i never thought Kelly was all that hot.
deputyduffy
Member

396 Posts
8/08
Posted - Jul 16 2009 : 6:43AM
Yeah, total dogville...LOL
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Edited by - deputyduffy on 7/16/2009 6:44:24 AM
Edited by - deputyduffy on 7/16/2009 6:45:49 AM
CinemaHunter
Member

25 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jul 16 2009 : 8:21AM
- Tory Black as Kelly
- Lavish Styles as Lisa Turtle
- Hillary Scott as Jessie Spano
- Mike Horner as Mr. Richard Belding
- Dustin Diamond as Screech. Who else?, xD
- Manuel Ferrara as AC Slater
- James Deen as Zack Morris (I can't find a good and youg blonde guy)
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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^Lucy Pinder
18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jul 16 2009 : 4:21PM
TONZ0FUN
Member

73 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jul 16 2009 : 5:27PM
the problem with that is Eva Rose has added on 15-20 pounds(which is fine by me i love her fatter ass) and looks like the Tiffany Amber Thiessen in 90210 not saved by the bell
Anomander Rake
Member

186 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jul 16 2009 : 6:05PM
 
junglew
Senior Member

1042 Posts
12/02
Posted - Jul 17 2009 : 12:25AM
Kelly was always my favorite like Mary Anne in Gilligans Island. Most men in a poll like the short brunette rather than the tall blonde. Maybe more accessable maybe. Still like the old series.
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killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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^Lucy Pinder
18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jul 17 2009 : 1:09AM
@Anomander Rake: Haha, I had no idea when I saw her tweet that it was someone from here that made the recommendation! :) Well anyway, nice call!
XXXenophile
Member

343 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jul 17 2009 : 9:05AM
You're not wrong in any way with what you said and I definitely see your point.
I guess since its a TV parody, I can think of the ideas as more lax. But that could also be since the show itself is over 10 years old.
There's probably a bigger fear if someone did a porn parody of a show currently on the air with child actors in it with adults doing their roles.
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 17 2009 : 10:58AM
Worst male cast ever!
Anomander Rake
Member

186 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jul 17 2009 : 7:32PM
haha thanks! random coincidence most likely, but I like to think my post was convincing :)
in case who-ever may or may not have seen my post, I'll say right now if they want a script I will do it for free in the hopes that I might get future work :)

@ the poster talking about it being weird because it was a high school tv series: I dont see the big deal. IF they could make the brady bunch/cosbies/happy days then they could make this. Not much difference imo

realtip
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2301 Posts
6/04
Posted - Jul 17 2009 : 9:25PM
This is my ideal cast for the Saved By the Bell porn flick. It probably won't happen. But it's good to dream anyway.
Erik Everhard as Zack Morris
398px-Erik_Everhard.jpgmark_paul_gosselaar_GI.jpg

Piper Brady as Kelly Kapowski
piper.jpgtiffani_amber_thiessen-2.jpg

Ramon as A.C. Slater
doin_big_things-4.jpgMarioLopezAAFeb09.jpg

Kylee Strutt as Jesse Spano
kylee.jpgelizabeth-berkley-28.jpg

James Deen as Screech Powers
jamesdeen.jpgtn2_dustin_diamond_3.jpgMelody Nakai as Lisa Turtle
melody.jpglark_voorhies_5.jpgAlec Knight as Mr. Belding
AlecKnight.jpg

Savanah Gold as Ms. Bliss
savanahgold_01_02.jpgmissbliss.jpg

Edited by - realtip on 7/17/2009 9:27:44 PM

Anomander Rake
Member

186 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jul 17 2009 : 10:49PM
I love all of those choices except for Kelly. Just doesn't look right.
I especially love how you pulled Ms Bliss out of no where! and S. Gold would be a great choice
matchmaker
Senior Member

24910 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jul 18 2009 : 12:21AM
I'd like to see Mariah Milano as Lisa.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Jul 18 2009 : 12:29AM
James Deen is a handsome fella.
TONZ0FUN
Member

73 Posts
12/08
Posted - Aug 4 2009 : 1:17PM
Hustler just gave the official word - here is the cast...
Zack: Scott Stone(Who the fuck is he?)
Kelly: Ashlyn Rae ( cute but not good for the role or a great performer)
Jessie: Missy Stone ( great but doesn't fit the part at all)
Lisa: Misty Stone ( great but doesn't fit the part at all other then her color)
Slater: Mikey Butders
Screech: Ralph Long
Mr. Belding: Eric John
Jennifer: Ally Ann
Cheerleader: Nicole Ray
Nerdy Girl: April O’Neal
Not a Alist cast- ( tho Missy and Misty are solid B's) SO IT"S OFFICIAL - this will be boring and unwatchable- VIEWERS and BUYER BEWARE!
 
Flash All-Star Supporter
Golden Age Classic

11018 Posts
5/01
Posted - Aug 4 2009 : 3:40PM
Amazing, the title hasn't even been made/finished yet and you've already determined it is boring and unwatchable. Maybe you should wait and view the title before making such comments?
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Aug 4 2009 : 4:09PM
I'd say Misty Stone is more than a B:
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wcw43921
Senior Member

Look Into My Eyes--
1252 Posts
4/08
Posted - Aug 4 2009 : 4:13PM
I went and checked out some pics of the "official" female stars, and while I would prefer some of the other stars suggested in this thread, they could actually pull it off. I'd like to see them in costume before making a final decision.
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Jaktarn
Senior Member

4798 Posts
5/05
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 1:43AM
Gracie Glam is in it here is a pic from the set
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Flash All-Star Supporter
Golden Age Classic

11018 Posts
5/01
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 3:19AM
She's cute.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 4:20AM
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ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 5:00AM
gay.
GFFMegan
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37 Posts
1/09
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 12:29PM
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 1:11PM
watch it Mr. Australia. He is pretty handsome. haha.
is Slater gonna have a mullet in the movie??
The DMan
Senior Member

1844 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 1:19PM
Spot on.
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 1:41PM
some of the posts on here are getting slightly creepy....
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Aug 6 2009 : 10:49PM
Cerebral Jedi
Senior Member

I don't trust men who don't like big tits.
1067 Posts
12/04
Posted - Aug 14 2009 : 4:43PM
+10
Someone earlier said Lavish Styles...That would've been a much better choice, especially tit wise.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Aug 15 2009 : 12:14AM
Yeah, gay is creepy, Midnight Prowl though is hot, right?
imsorry
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Fortune presents gifts not according to the book.
43 Posts
8/09
Posted - Aug 15 2009 : 2:01AM
That and the: "you'll love how your hair comes out" bit!
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