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Dear lord could be the best parody ever if the casting and script are perfect! If they make fun of the "Jessie on drugs/"I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO.......SCARED!" moment it will be absolutely perfect.
While everyone knows the actors will of course be over 18 all the characters will either all be 18 years old as well in the script or they might just to try to do a parody of the College Years show with the cast. Like someone else said, the Brady Bunch, Partridge Family, and Cosby Show parodies all dealt with it. Not a big deal.
^ Yes but when I think of SBTB, I don't think of the college years. I think about the show's heyday when they were all high school students. I doubt I'm alone in that. I know some iffy parodies have been made before. I'm just saying maybe it isn't such a good idea. I don't see why porn needs anything that could even be construed as having an underage theme. You might know I'm a fierce free speech advocate but as Larry himself said, it gets harder and harder to defend the closer you get to things that are indefensible. It's hard enough to defend adults (who are obviously supposed to be portraying adults) slapping and spitting on one another.
Seconded. Having Elizabeth Berkley and Lark Voorhies in the porn version would be great as well. If it wasn't for those three I likely would never had paid attention to this show, which annoys me, because the brain cells tasked for remembering it could probably have been devoted to something more useful and/or enjoyable to me. With the porn version (with the female cast wearing Eighties hairstyles, the definitive "fuck-me" hair) I shall now have payback. Thank You, HUSTLER. _________________________________________________________
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If I could Cast it Kelly -Tori Black http://www.myspace.com/misstoriblack Jessie Sarah Jesse- http://galleries.pimproll.com/ilew/vids/220/index.html?p=pimp17121&r=pimp17121&j=13 Lisa Lavish Styles http://www.type9models.com/MCE/type9models/0/bio/%5B1-104%5D/2307/06/F#anchorname your thoughts?
If I could Cast it Kelly -Tori Black http://www.myspace.com/misstoriblack Jessie Sarah Jesse- http://galleries.pimproll.com/ilew/vids/220/index.html?p=pimp17121&r=pimp17121&j=13 Lisa Lavish Styles http://www.type9models.com/MCE/type9models/0/bio/%5B1-104%5D/2307/06/F#anchorname your thoughts?
jessie is a hard one she has to be tall pretty but a little geeky and outa place maybe Cassie Young http://ladirectmodels.com/view.php?id=24&gender=female
- Tory Black as Kelly - Lavish Styles as Lisa Turtle - Hillary Scott as Jessie Spano - Mike Horner as Mr. Richard Belding - Dustin Diamond as Screech. Who else?, xD - Manuel Ferrara as AC Slater - James Deen as Zack Morris (I can't find a good and youg blonde guy)
the problem with that is Eva Rose has added on 15-20 pounds(which is fine by me i love her fatter ass) and looks like the Tiffany Amber Thiessen in 90210 not saved by the bell
Kelly was always my favorite like Mary Anne in Gilligans Island. Most men in a poll like the short brunette rather than the tall blonde. Maybe more accessable maybe. Still like the old series. Wayne In Dallas
You're not wrong in any way with what you said and I definitely see your point. I guess since its a TV parody, I can think of the ideas as more lax. But that could also be since the show itself is over 10 years old. There's probably a bigger fear if someone did a porn parody of a show currently on the air with child actors in it with adults doing their roles.
haha thanks! random coincidence most likely, but I like to think my post was convincing :) in case who-ever may or may not have seen my post, I'll say right now if they want a script I will do it for free in the hopes that I might get future work :)
@ the poster talking about it being weird because it was a high school tv series: I dont see the big deal. IF they could make the brady bunch/cosbies/happy days then they could make this. Not much difference imo
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This is my ideal cast for the Saved By the Bell porn flick. It probably won't happen. But it's good to dream anyway. Erik Everhard as Zack Morris
Piper Brady as Kelly Kapowski
Ramon as A.C. Slater
Kylee Strutt as Jesse Spano
James Deen as Screech Powers Melody Nakai as Lisa Turtle Alec Knight as Mr. Belding
I love all of those choices except for Kelly. Just doesn't look right. I especially love how you pulled Ms Bliss out of no where! and S. Gold would be a great choice
Hustler just gave the official word - here is the cast... Zack: Scott Stone(Who the fuck is he?) Kelly: Ashlyn Rae ( cute but not good for the role or a great performer) Jessie: Missy Stone ( great but doesn't fit the part at all) Lisa: Misty Stone ( great but doesn't fit the part at all other then her color) Slater: Mikey Butders Screech: Ralph Long Mr. Belding: Eric John Jennifer: Ally Ann Cheerleader: Nicole Ray Nerdy Girl: April O’Neal Not a Alist cast- ( tho Missy and Misty are solid B's) SO IT"S OFFICIAL - this will be boring and unwatchable- VIEWERS and BUYER BEWARE!
Amazing, the title hasn't even been made/finished yet and you've already determined it is boring and unwatchable. Maybe you should wait and view the title before making such comments?
I went and checked out some pics of the "official" female stars, and while I would prefer some of the other stars suggested in this thread, they could actually pull it off. I'd like to see them in costume before making a final decision. _________________________________________________________
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