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| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 |  Posted - Apr 21 2003 : 9:18PMYou asked if anyone had correctly answered the question I posed to the forum last week. It was: What does a 98-pound girl weigh after eating 55+ loads of cum? Unfortunately, no one has figured this out yet. Brandon All will be revealed in I LOVE IT ROUGH #2.   [Link] |
| Silent Jay Member Venus De Costello 694 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Apr 21 2003 : 9:24PM Here's Guess #2 im gonna guess 102lbs 55+ loads = 4lbs The #1 Thing A Girl Could Say "My Pussy Needs Cream Filling... Can You Fill Me Up?" [Link] |
Bob  All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Apr 21 2003 : 10:00PM Unless 55"+" loads of cum exceeds 56 loads of cum (and maybe that's the real question, eh?), and assuming that each "load" comes from one human being at a time (as distinguished from 55+ volleys of cum loads from an undisclosed number of human beings), and further assuming that the girl was 98 pounds before rather than after the "snack" (which otherwise would make this a "trick" question), I'm guessing that she couldn't weigh much more than 98-1/3 lbs. If it is a trick question, the answer is 98 pounds, of course. Consider this my "open" e-mail entry to your new contest. All twisted minds want to know for sure. [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 21 2003 : 10:33PM The reason it is 55+loads is that I have not done an accurate count since the shoot. I did not watch the camera master and follow the festivities. I just counted model releases. I know that several guys popped twice. I promise it is not a trick question. It just involves a little parallel thinking. Thanks. Brandon [Link] |
| Silent Jay Member Venus De Costello 694 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 2:02AM Do You Think We'll See Any G/G "Fun Ruff" In Future ILIR Titles? I Would Love To See Jewel Strap One On And Take A Girl For A Ride The #1 Thing A Girl Could Say "My Pussy Needs Cream Filling... Can You Fill Me Up?" [Link] |
| futureofporn Member 658 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 2:37AM [Link] |
| shameless Deactivated User Moscow 1313 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 2:45AM Why cant we just accept that they accepted enacting what we see for money and if we dont like it, just dont watch it?!
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| Sir Noel Plum Senior Studmuffin 1001 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 7:13AM
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| Silent Jay Member Venus De Costello 694 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 7:38AM The #1 Thing A Girl Could Say "My Pussy Needs Cream Filling... Can You Fill Me Up?" [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 7:52AM In other news, TEN LITTLE PIGGIES was edited and will street on May 27th. There are 10 girls in it. Anal in 4 scenes, including box cover girl Monica Sweetheart. Great appreciation of girls with nice feet. (Monica's are size 9.) Scenes were shot in Los Angeles, Prague, and Budapest. If there are other features on Platinum X Pictures DVDs that you would like to see, just let us know. We are going to start putting director's biographies on our DVDs. June 24th is the street date for SPIT SHINED. Box cover was approved yesterday and will be posted on www.platinumxpictures.com soon. Take care! [Link] |
| shameless Deactivated User Moscow 1313 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 9:31AM I think ass and feet are nice features of the girls, but like a cute girls ass needs a good work-out, a beautiful girls feet are better presented in shoes, best in ultra high fashionable plateau-heels. Just my 2 cents... [Link] |
| GoldHat Member 124 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 9:45AM Gh [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 10:14AM Shameless: No, I don't want you to buy any shoes for Monica. I am a giver, not a taker! To prove that, please e-mail me your address so I can send you TEN LITTLE PIGGIES when it becomes available. My e-mail is brandoniron_99@yahoo.com. Take care, [Link] |
| ReggieSpot Member 47 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 4:23PM Ok, back on the topic: It's about time I take a stab at the question. I'll go with 105 lbs. I know that's a lot, but I'm sure she was hungry and ate alot, hehe. [Link] |
| ricorocco Member 212 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 5:41PM Brandon, mind if I take a second shot at a guess? Heck I'll go off the wall with your parallel thinking and say 98 Ibs + 55 Ibs of sperm (LOL) = 153 Ibs. [Link] |
| GoldHat Member 124 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 6:17PM Gh [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 9:16PM Take care, Brandon P.S. In other news, Michael Stefano shot his box cover for TEENS REVEALED #2 today. The girl was a stunner! She was a natural in front of the camera. Hope everyone enjoys it. [Link] |
| bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 9:34PM [Link] |
| jewel denyle Platinum X Pictures 769 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 9:59PM [Link] |
| bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00 | Posted - Apr 22 2003 : 10:12PM [Link] |
| Frank Grimes Member 82 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 1:06AM Or maybe she weighs the risks of having her stomach pumped? Am I on the right track here? The Slapping Will Continue Until Morale Improves [Link] |
| Frank Grimes Member 82 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 1:27AM Any chance we'll see Lily French in the ILIR series? I just saw her in Slave Dolls and I think she'd be a great fit with you. [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 2:34AM Thanks for the creative entry. RE: Lily French. Funny you should mention her. I tried to hire her in Vegas and her agent/contact said she definately was not down for I LOVE IT ROUGH treatment. Wow! I guess Elegant just got lucky. I think she is beautiful. I really do want to only hire girls who love it rough. There will be fewer lawsuits that way. (Hopefully!) Brandon P.S. Fans going into Julie Night withdrawal need only wait to see the box for SPIT SHINED, coming out on June 27th. Julie does a great D.P. with Michael Stefano and me. I guarantee she did something in this one that she has never done for anyone else! [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 3:28AM OK, so here's another take inspired by Frank Grimes' creative, non-linear thinking: After all the rough, hot, passionate lovin' beforehand has more-than-fulfilled all of the 98-pound girl's earthly sexual needs, and because swallowing the 55+ loads of cum has completely and utterly satisfied all of her earthly nutritional needs too, the 98-pound girl has died and gone to heaven , where she exists as pure spirit and is therefore weightless. Tough to catch all of that on video, so maybe it's not THE winning answer. But it's a reasonably creative answer, right? So will you send me a free DVD of "ILIR 2"? Edited by - Bob on 4/23/2003 3:36:46 AM [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 4:33AM Although you are operating on a higher plane than the rest of us, it is only fitting that someone as intelligent as yourself receive a complimentary I LOVE IT ROUGH #2 when it is released. Please send your mailing info to brandoniron_99@yahoo.com. After all, you are either a brainiac who may be President someday or you are a wacko. Either way I want to keep on your good side. Enjoy! Brandon [Link] |
| Maximum Booty Member New Orleans 347 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 9:14AM I watched I Love It Rough yesterday and have got to say you've come a long way in terms of direction. Easily the best of your efforts behind the camera and it leaves me looking forward to more. Hot stuff all the way around. Quick request. When out of bounds stuff happens, (fisting, peeing, etc.), please just snip it out or edit around it and either include it with deleted scenes, as a easter egg or on the web site. I know nothing drives me crazier to know something happened and to be unable to make it out. Also may I please make a second request for a threesome that includes Michelle Wild & Rita Faltayano? I'd make a request for a foursome which includes those two ladies and Monica Sweetheart but I don't think my heart could stand the stress. Thanks Thanks for your time.
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| The Muerte Man Member Ohio 40 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 9:17AM Just Wondering Will We See A Bella/Nacho Scene In A Later Installment?
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| Frank Grimes Member 82 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 9:46AM Was my response to your puzzler also creative enough to warrant a free dvd? How about this one... A 98 lb girl who swallows 55+ loads of cum weighs gently on my mind. She ain't heavy, she's my lover. The Slapping Will Continue Until Morale Improves [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 10:53AM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 2:54PM You wrote: "brainiac" (or geek): For better or for worse, yes; born that way. (Speaking of brainiacs, have you looked in the mirror recently?)"President someday": I would never get elected, which is good, because I'd rather do time on a chain gang (preferably an all-female one, excluding me). "wacko": I'm working on that one (although which direction I'm going in is not always clear to me). "operating on a higher plane than the rest of us": Flattering () maybe, but inaccurate -- by a long-shot. "a complimentary I LOVE IT ROUGH #2": NOW we're talking! Thanks for your generosity!
You wrote: Great style, Frank. You've got me laughing my ass off!If I were Brandon (how nice for me would that be!!!) and you asked me for a free DVD of "ILIR 2" (and provided, of course, that Bob's receipt of his free DVD of "ILIR 2" wasn't negatively affected in any way), then I'd . . .
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| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 23 2003 : 9:45PM Also, there are no budget constraints when the buck stops with me. As long as I don't lose money, I will keep doing this. The profit is just a barometer of how many people you have affected with your work. Muerte Man: I would love to shoot Nacho and Bella in a rematch of ANIMAL TRAINER #10, but Nacho works exclusively for Evil Angel now. Good for him. He is a porn god. Looking forward to his stuff almost as much as Rocco's. RE: deleting the pee segment from ILIR. I wanted to keep it in and be edgy, but the Sales Manager at Platinum X advised against it. Many distributors would have sent it back automatically for fear of being prosecuted. Instead I chose to run the audio and put the website on the video. This not only increases awareness of our product (anyone who visits www.platinumxpictures.com will be impressed at our offerings coming up) but I can put up the deleted clip next to the ILIR icon. I gave the camera master to our webmaster. Hopefully he finds the time to do it soon. RE: hiring euros for a threeway. I will be in europe next month and will look into it. In the meantime, check out Manuel Ferrara and Steve Holmes's release, EURO GIRLS NEVER SAY NO. It streets on May 20th on both DVD and VHS. Bob: please consider running for some sort of office. Given your liberal stance towards porn, I would vote for you. How about some tax credits for new production companies?? Lastly, Frank Grimes: No, your response does not get you a DVD, but your SLAP HAPPY blast-from-the-past does! Thank you for the laugh! Send address to brandoniron_99@yahoo.com. Thanks! [Link] |
| Sir Noel Plum Senior Studmuffin 1001 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Apr 24 2003 : 5:09AM Did you consider putting the peeing clip on the dvd as an 'easter egg' style extra only to be uncovered by some typically bizarre button combination or similar? I wonder whether the distributors would be annoyed if you did this in future or whether they allow more leeway with pseudo-hidden footage than with the menu'd items? Just a thought, [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 24 2003 : 11:01AM [Link] |
| ATM Card Member 16 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Apr 24 2003 : 1:13PM I like your work. An interesting mixture of intelligent theory and reckless abandon. Of all the envelope pushers, I think you have the most promise. The freakshow stuff is becoming a dead end, and I think your style, the old with a twisted twist, is the future. It's meat and potatoes sex generally, which has the crucial element of the familiar which the viewer can relate to, but it's projected through a fractured lense which gives it its frission. I'm not calling you an artist or a genius or anything, but there is a thread that runs through your work. There's no pretention, but it's obvious you've given it thought and you care about how it turns out. It interests you. And in the gonzo genre, I think that's rare and important. There's a certain interest in the cinema verite that intrigues me: this desire to capture real reaction, to explore the girl's backgrounds and decisionmaking. Under the depravity there is lurking some commentary on the pursuit and price of fame. This idea of sex as trial, as labor, as means to an end, as another service bought and sold is what is most interesting. There's also a kind of muted horror in the knowledge of how much like a conveyor belt it works: there is a seemingly unending waiting line of girls ready to play sacrificial victim of sorts. Always a new batch. It's a further removal of artifice that is stripping pornography down to its molten core. And if you look around the culture at large some of the same things are going on. I wouldn't try to speak for you, but from the work of yours I've seen you seem to be of like mind on some of these ideas. Anyway, enough of that asskissing. Check out this idear I came up with!: A real meat and potatoes series scenario: a mini-gangbang that focuses entirely on doggy-style pussy fucking, the most popular and relatable of sex acts, but with a marathon twist: each guy pumps as hard as he can and when he tires, next next guy, fresh and rested and ready takes over. The girl gets no rest. Perhaps as one guy pumps the others get head. This goes on until the girl decides she can take no more and the scene ends in facials. In each installment, the girl who lasts longest is the "champion" and her title gets challenged in the next installment by 3 or 4 fresh recruits. Simple and I think it'd woirk beautifully. I'd by it.
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| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 24 2003 : 3:22PM But the synchronicity has me wondering if there are other doggy people out there. [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 25 2003 : 6:59PM Mike Ramone, Editor-in-Chief of Adult Video News, called me today to inform me that I LOVE IT ROUGH will get a "Spotlight Pick" for June's AVN magazine. Box for I LOVE IT ROUGH #2 is being designed and will be posted very soon. (I learned how to scan!) Have a fun, ruff weekend! [Link] |
| bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00 | Posted - Apr 25 2003 : 7:41PM [Link] |
| Heaven Member 363 Posts 12/01 | Posted - Apr 25 2003 : 9:06PM My hub and I thoroughly enjoyed your movie. Can't wait to see the #2! [Link] |
| assluvr69 Member 133 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Apr 26 2003 : 2:35PM [Link] |
| Sir Noel Plum Senior Studmuffin 1001 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Apr 26 2003 : 2:54PM SNP. [Link] |
| assluvr69 Member 133 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Apr 26 2003 : 3:45PM [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 26 2003 : 10:55PM I wish nothing but the best for JM Productions. There is room for everyone in this business. Brandon [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 27 2003 : 12:12AM [Link] |
| Cyberchicken Member 900 Posts 4/02 | Posted - Apr 27 2003 : 1:47AM I'm relentless. CC [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 27 2003 : 2:06AM What do you think about "A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON"...catchy? Multiply loads swallowed plus some one-on-one POV bj's for the Ironman! Brandon [Link] |
| Cyberchicken Member 900 Posts 4/02 | Posted - Apr 27 2003 : 4:25AM Cum in the mouth = swallowing Unfortunately Down The Hatch and Cum Cocktails are already taken. How about THIRSTY GIRLS or CUM HUNGRY? You know the Japanese use beakers that have measurement lines to show how much cum is being drank. That would be a cool idea. CC [Link] |
| bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00 | Posted - Apr 27 2003 : 5:20AM Also how about Got Cum? -- You can imagine the cover the girl has a cum mustache like those in the milk ads, wonder if the milk people would come after you,lol. Iron Deposits!!!--- It's easy to open an account with this bank! [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 27 2003 : 11:01AM Thanks for the suggestions. I think we can all agree that it doesn't matter what you call a movie as long as there is good stuff in it. Hmmmm, beakers..... Brandon [Link] |
| Dick Fittswell Member near Houston, TX 300 Posts 1/02 | Posted - Apr 27 2003 : 3:27PM
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| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Apr 28 2003 : 10:47AM Congratulations on AVN's selection of "I LOVE IT ROUGH" as a Spotlight Pick! As for new "Iron-centric" series titles, I'll throw my hat into the ring with these: "TAKE YOUR IRON"; "IRON-IC SEX"; "IRON 'EM OUT" Cheers! [Link] |
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