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| below_me Member  An entire generation of men spoiled by a few kinky pornstars. You know who you are!! 654 Posts 9/07 |  Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 10:40PMSo i recently told this girl i'm seeing, who i haven't fucked yet, that when we did i was going to destroy her. I've only had a handful of partners in my life so it's not like i have a whole bunch of experience and was hoping to obtain some advice from the dirty perverts on ADT. I really want to rock this girls world so don't hesitate to contribute. [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 10:48PM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 10:51PM [Link] |
| elgringoviejo58 Senior Member 1460 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 10:58PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 11:33PM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 12:13AM [Link] |
Bob  All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 12:34AM * * * @ below_me: Always show; don't tell. I suggest starting from scratch with that girl -- seriously. The right kind of energy will get you a lot farther than any particular kind of technique. [Link] |
| below_me Member An entire generation of men spoiled by a few kinky pornstars. You know who you are!! 654 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 1:33AM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 2:01AM  [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 4:13AM [Link] |
| sickguy Deactivated User I'm unofficially Beauty Dior's #1 Fan 736 Posts 9/06 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 6:46AM Edited by - sickguy on 7/12/2008 12:03:15 AM [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 10:40AM [Link] |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 11:51AM [Link] |
| gainsbarre Member You can be crazy or ugly, but not both. 122 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Jul 11 2008 : 10:15PM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Jul 12 2008 : 2:57AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jul 12 2008 : 3:57AM seek and destroy! [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Jul 12 2008 : 3:59AM [Link] |
| jaynaoso_stalker Member 53 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Jul 12 2008 : 5:34PM On one hand she could really like it, but on the other hand you could be facing some charges afterwards... Its up to you. [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jul 12 2008 : 9:21PM [Link] |
| gainsbarre Member You can be crazy or ugly, but not both. 122 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 12:22AM I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb I am a world's forgotten boy The one who searches and destroys Honey gotta help me please Somebody gotta save my soul Baby detonate for me Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology Ain't got time to make no apology Soul radiation in the dead of night Love in the middle of a fire fight Honey gotta strike me blind Somebody gotta save my soul Baby penetrate my mind And I'm the world's forgotten boy The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy And honey I'm the world's forgotten boy The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy Forgotten boy, forgotten boy Forgotten boy said hey forgotten boy [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 12:56AM [Link] |
| ___AWWdIsGUY----- Member !!! MAJOR LAZER !!! 191 Posts 3/08 | Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 1:53AM ALL THE VIXENS STAND IN LINE!!! [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 11:19AM [Link] |
| xformyzombie Member 206 Posts 5/08 | Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 4:09PM Big dick is a thumbs-up guy He shot a missile in the sky It functioned just as advertised Until the fire made him cry Look into it later When the dust is clearing off the crater Run like a villain let the good times roll Run like a villain to the sugar bowl Run like a villain cause you can't adjust To a saccharine suburb in the mush I've got some loving arms around me Darker than the tombs of Egypt, Dumber than the crudest fiction, Buried in a melting coffin Nights like this appeal to me! Tracy got an afghan, pedigreed, Prescription shades and designer jeans A Sony Walkman on her head All she wants is to be fed Run, run, run, cause you're soft Run, run, but don't get lost The shining moon the dead oak tree Nights like this appeal to me I've got some loving arms around me The shining moon the dead oak tree Nights like this appeal to me I've got some loving arms around me Trying to steal a moment of pleasantry In this zombie birdhouse Run, run, run run like a villain Let the good times roll Run like a villain to save your soul It can't be done i already know So I'll run like a villain to the sugar bowl Cause who you are nobody knows Who you are nobody knows Your rings on your fingers And bells on your toes [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 6:00PM I would rather fly too close to the sun like Icarus than wallow in false modesty and never live up to a fraction of my own potential. [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 6:27PM [Link] |
| below_me Member An entire generation of men spoiled by a few kinky pornstars. You know who you are!! 654 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 12:26AM Edited by - below_me on 7/14/2008 12:27:33 AM [Link] |
| Daddy Fat Sacks Member 114 Posts 12/07 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 12:44AM [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 1:20AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 2:08AM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 3:27AM [Link] |
| melpster Member 582 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 12:10PM And if she's anything like me, laughter might get her pussy wet. [Link] |
| Largo Member 21 Posts 6/08 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 7:33PM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 8:54PM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 9:05PM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Jul 14 2008 : 11:27PM Creating an aura of suspense, of mystery, of excitement, takes a little more than shoegazing and muttering "I guess we can do it now, I mean, if you want to and all .. we don't have to", if you know what I mean. Confidence is sexy. Assholery and its polar opposite are not. Creating atmosphere takes effort. The right one can make an encounter take on an aspect that even the planner could not have foreseen. Total lack thereof creates lackluster embarrassments. Bad memories. But if you go into it with diminished expectations, how can you expect to have a world-rocking time? below_me: in my experience, when I have tried to assume a demeanor that is too far removed from my comfort zone, it has taken acting chops that diminished my ability to relax. Does that make sense? What I'm saying is: don't be afraid to plan ahead. Don't doubt yourself. God, no. Whatever you do, having said out loud "I am going to destroy you", don't you FUCKING START DOUBTING YOURSELF NOW! That path of thought leads to certain doom! Epic failure! Aarrgh! Do not seek the treasure! You've set the bar. Now you have to follow through. Be the ball. It starts with visualizing the outcome you want. Picture yourself: confident, thorough, competent, thoughtful, hard when she wants you to be, soft when she needs it. Picture the things you want to happen unfolding in a natural and logical way. Picture what you will do, and what you will say, and how you will say it, in your mind. Say it out loud. Does it sound silly? Revise it! Your imagination is your rough draft. If you feel silly saying something in your head now, imagine how mortifying it will be to say it in the heat of the moment. And then don't. Long story short: keep it simple. And one more thing: build up slowly. Don't hurry a woman. Ever. EVER! You let her come to you. And I mean that literally. If your tongue is on her, or your fingers, or you sense she is building towards climax, you better fucking hang on and do whatever you're doing and don't stop or speed up or slow down - wait for it. She will break over you like waves. Ride it out, surfer man. RIDE! Hang ten, motherfucker. You feeling me? You bet. Good luck!  Now..Go forth! Be conquered! Go forth and die! [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 15 2008 : 12:12AM But seriously. I'm not sure women want to be "destroyed" when having sex. Hell, I don't know what they want. But my general impression has never been that they really want to fuck an animal. If they did, I reckon my sexual exploits would have been far more successful. My advice to you is not to profess to be a sexual artiste. It may be tempting but it doesn't really impress women. They've heard it all before and in truth, unless you really are something spectacular, you're just going to end up making a fool of yourself. This is one of those things where you need the experience behind you. You can say whatever you want but the fact that you have no idea what to do now that you've said it says it all. Edited by - randomprecision on 7/15/2008 12:15:15 AM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jul 15 2008 : 4:31AM * * * An aside: I never had much of a feeling for whole the "Icarus as rockstar" thing. Now that I'm a father, he seems no different to me than a lot of other sadly foolish kids -- not because he wanted to fly high, but because he wasn't paying attention to what he was doing when his life depended on it. I'm an Odysseus man, myself. [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 1:10AM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 3:17AM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 3:19AM [Link] |
| TomChoad Member I Likes Ya 685 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 8:51AM [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 10:49AM Damn this is coming off like fortune cookie advice. One do not: Do not fuck like a porn star if she is experienced she will think your efforts are amateurish and silly. If she's inexperienced she will find the sex uncomfortable and silly. Go forth and fuck. [Link] |
| below_me Member An entire generation of men spoiled by a few kinky pornstars. You know who you are!! 654 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 5:05PM [Link] |
| below_me Member An entire generation of men spoiled by a few kinky pornstars. You know who you are!! 654 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 5:06PM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 9:27PM I hear you, Bob. But God damn, lighten up for half a minute and let a man have a moment, will ya? Jeez. And thanks, b_m: you humble me. As long as you set the bar high, and rise to the occasion, it's all good. When you're aware of and you're living up to what you know is a pinnacle of the human experience, you will find clarity in that moment, and that is all that matters. All the rest is just racket, racket, racket. [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 1:21AM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 1:33AM * * * A Jason man, eh? Heh. [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 1:35AM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 1:35AM [Link] |
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