Just went to my local porn store in NYC by port authority in NYC, the best prices in town. And i had extra cash to splurge on Porn, but the new releases sucked. As i get to be a better porn consumer, i realized i had unwritten rules when purchasing porn.
1) If it has a cover of a Huge Penis on it, like all those BLACKZILLA'S OR MONSTER OF COCK stuff. I'M NOT BUYING IT!
2) IF it has SHANE'S WORLD on it (except the one's that Tim Von Swine directed), I'M NOT BUYING IT.
3) IF it has some artsy-fartsy cover on it, like those NIN WOrX crap or anything made by Wicked, VIvid-alt...etc.
4) IF it's an ALL BLOWJOB MOVIE...NOT BUYING IT!
5) ANYTHING BY MAX HARDCORE.....Bullshit
6) Anything by Seymore Butts....
7) IF IT ONLY CONTAINS LESBIANS HAVING SEX (except Belladonna's flicks) Not buying it!
8) OF COURSE...anything with poo, pee, pets, or vomit. NOt Buying it!
9) Any flick with an all European cast. I think the girls are beautiful, but i just like it when they are American.
10) Any porn that has condoms....( my thinking is..i can't jerk the chicken to video of people having safe sex)
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All porn can't be all things to all people. I'd agree with most of the list except the all blowjob movies and the European cast movies to some extent. I've have seen some very good BJ movies: Suck it Dry, Blow Me Sandwich and Deep Throat This and I love many many Private movies with European ladies.
i find this sort of post very arrogant....every porn consumer has their personal preference. it is silly to me how some consumers feel like the whole market must fulfill only their tastes. there is a weird sense of entitlement and self-importance there....again it makes me wonder if hardcore porn fans have tendency to be delusional
i could write an essay about all the things in porn i won't buy. but what would be the point? it has no meaning to anyone but me
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If The Good Times Did Not Last Then Believe Me Me The Bad Times Shall Also Passs 100 Posts 2/07
Posted - May 27 2007 : 12:44PM
Hardware Moderator:changed title to normal case to comply with the Forum Etiquettep
Do me a favor and lemme know what the original title actually was.Mayne u cud send me a pm.Make my day...huh?Just curious to know how it violated forum Etiquettep?(Is that the way it is spelt?
(I'm confused, did this thread come out of nowhere or was this a response to a question that I missed?)
What does it mean to be a "better porn consumer"? Is everybody else messing up by buying stuff they think they'll enjoy? Or because they actually like things that are on your list?
I would think that if you were any good at it you wouldn't have had to make a list like this. You would be able to consume from memory.
It's hard to tell if I'm derailing your thread because I can't find the point of it. Sorry if I was though.
If you have never purchased or seen one of Jake Malone's all girl DVDs (Bitchcraft or Be My Bitch) you are truly missing out. If you like Belladonna's, you will LOVE these.
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Posted - May 28 2007 : 7:58AM
If it's directing by fucking Max Hardcore I'm not buying it. If it contains animal sex or scat I ain't buying it.
Besides of that I'm pretty much open to everything.
Letting the porn companies know what you like and dislike is worth doing.
I don't know where you come up with pejoratives like "self-importance" and "delusional."
Tell you what, though, I find girth peso expressing his honest opinions a whole lot more interesting than your "weird sense of entitlement" in bashing him for it
3. Scenes with one guy and three, four, or more girls (what a waste of the girls)
4. Rodney Moore
5. Jill Kelly or Jenna Jameson
6. Made by Vivid, Wicked, or the Bang Bros.
7. Gia Paloma (that horseface is too much)
8. Any girl with gap teeth
9. European girls — no doubt, they are more beautiful (except for their teeth) but I want to see American girls, because those are the girls I see everyday
Sorry, must of been mad when posting this. You know when you had a bad day at work and it spills over to your personal life, and even the hobbies you love turns to crap.
Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01
Posted - May 28 2007 : 8:52PM
I know which store GP is talking about. All the upstair store has are golden shower, scat, animal, etc., so there is nothing to buy in the upstair store. But they do have the best prices. The basement store will carry the latests, but I doubt GP will find anything of interest there.
I am going to guess your not big into reality stuff since you listed Us, Hush Hush, Pink Visual and Syemore.
By your list i can make a few suggestions ...
Jonni Darrko is an Awesome Director! He does do good blow job movies too .. but since that is not your tatse i highly suggest Trophy Whores and Bet Your ass series and Slut Collector. G for Gianna is excellent if you like Gianna. here is a link to Jonni's Trailers: http://www.evilangel.com/page.php?node=search&director2=Jonni+Darkko
Obviously Jules Jordan would also be a very good choice for you. pretty much anything he does .. i would suggest.
I would suggest checking out anything from Vouyer Video.
I have heard good things about Elegant Angel as well .. i have only seen a few of their titles and they were squirting realated. Not sure of your stance on that. But they are a great company.
Depending on what you pick up .. Digital Sin may also be a good option for you. Depending on which lines you pick up.
A lot of people are anti-Mark Davis including me yet Elegant Angel has no problem casting him in almost every movie they make. This belongs in the Do the Adult industry listen to fans thread ;-)
I always liked Mark Davis. But I don't understand why there are so many other guys who shouldn't be in porn though.
So, if a title has a skinny dude, I will not buy it, something about skin and bones on dudes is horrible, at least look like you can pack some sex, but don't be fat either. Same applies to starlets, if the stars are rail thin, I can't get into it.
2) Wesley Pipes
3) Wendy Williams
...but since I don't buy porn DVDs anymore, it doesn't bother me much. I don't watch much porn, so these answers are from when I did.
- -B -I -G -m -i -k -e, here and there, over and out! - -
I agree, but doing it in lists like these is not the most practical way. Having read several people's lists, I'm already losing track of who disliked what and why. What can you distill from such a thread?
For instance, the original posters doesn't want to buy porn with animals, shit, or vomit. Well, those are themes for niche markets, mainstream producers won't stop making that stuff because there weren't making it to begin with, and the specialized production companies serving those niches won't stop producing or marketing it because mainstream consumers dislike it.
Rather than making long lists that few of us can remember anyway, I think it works much better to pick an item and discuss the pros and cons in detail. If a thread draws many responses, producers may take notice.
Some Hate me, Some Love me, the rest just want to fuck me! 26 Posts 5/04
Posted - May 31 2007 : 2:01AM
OH BigMike I am soooooooooo honored that I disgust you in a way that you wont buy a dvd I star in and since I starred in almost EVERY major ts title last year then I guess thats why you stopped watching porn.
Im so flattered that I will make sure to give you a special shout out in my next video. Would you prefer I do it when Im getting or receiving.
No big deal here, I haven't purchased porn in about 4 years, so I have not paid for anything with you in it. Everyone has opinions, you know mine, I know yours, good day sir. - -B -I -G -m -i -k -e, here and there, over and out! - - Edited by - hardware on 5/31/2007 3:01:45 PM
Christian, Ben English, Mark Davis, (I must have something against bald headed white dudes, lol), Nacho Vidal (too much homoeroticism in his films for my taste) and of course dudes with tits is a given Edited by - illmatic on 6/1/2007 1:43:25 AM
Yeah, I totally agree with that statement. I think Belladonna definetly raised the bar in a major major way, but i think Jake is really taking it up a notch. Bella keeps going in the same direction and while i totally dig her (she did a signing here in Eugene Oregon!, totally cool to her fans) Never the less, her work is starting to feel stale to me. To me, Bitchcraft took it a new direction, but that could just be me. God I hope i don't piss anyone off with that statement, this is like my second post and what the hell do i know about porn anyway. mod: removed the nested quote Edited by - hardware on 9/7/2007 5:16:38 PM
1) Anything with a man's name in the title. Shane Disiel, Sean Micheals etc. 2) Lesbian porn 3) Compilations 4) A film that's selling point is a particular look/ethnicity of woman. Guys are stunt cocks anyway I don't care if they are all white, black, green or light purple. 4) All blowjob, unless the title includes throat fuckers or gaggers or something that implies lot of spit.
My list: Wesley Pipes... Lexington Steele Ben English The Nasty looking dudes in the Evasive Angels stuff TTBoy does Devin Weed Sean Micheals Compilations Bored Babes High Prices
I completely agree with the original poster on one of his points. If the boxcover is 80% dick, you should fire whoever made that cover. I mean seriously WTF!
What is wrong with Mark Davis? I find him to be a fine performer and he also comes across as a pretty nice guy IMO. He has been mainly doing Kink scenes lately (that is where I know of him from), I hope he has a long career in porn (yes, I know Mark has been performing for at least 6-8 years now) wherever he chooses to work in the future. Kink keeps him pretty busy so I would guess he probably won't perform anywhere else in the near future.
I said "at least 6-8 years". I did not have that information handy when I made the post so I went on what I could absolutely prove when I posted. My point still stands IMO. It would be a very interesting conversation with Mark to hear his thoughts on how porn has changed and the difference between basically working for one company now (he currently does at least 15 scenes a month for Kink) whereas he probably worked for many companies on a single scene basis before he started doing most of his work for Kink.