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| girth peso Member  125 Posts 5/06 |  Posted - May 26 2007 : 11:21PMJust went to my local porn store in NYC by port authority in NYC, the best prices in town. And i had extra cash to splurge on Porn, but the new releases sucked. As i get to be a better porn consumer, i realized i had unwritten rules when purchasing porn. 1) If it has a cover of a Huge Penis on it, like all those BLACKZILLA'S OR MONSTER OF COCK stuff. I'M NOT BUYING IT! 2) IF it has SHANE'S WORLD on it (except the one's that Tim Von Swine directed), I'M NOT BUYING IT. 3) IF it has some artsy-fartsy cover on it, like those NIN WOrX crap or anything made by Wicked, VIvid-alt...etc. 4) IF it's an ALL BLOWJOB MOVIE...NOT BUYING IT! 5) ANYTHING BY MAX HARDCORE.....Bullshit 6) Anything by Seymore Butts.... 7) IF IT ONLY CONTAINS LESBIANS HAVING SEX (except Belladonna's flicks) Not buying it! 8) OF COURSE...anything with poo, pee, pets, or vomit. NOt Buying it! 9) Any flick with an all European cast. I think the girls are beautiful, but i just like it when they are American. 10) Any porn that has condoms....( my thinking is..i can't jerk the chicken to video of people having safe sex) mod: changed title to normal case to comply with the Forum Etiquette Edited by - hardware on May 27 2007 [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 | Posted - May 26 2007 : 11:33PM [Link] |
| rmbooboo Member 15 Posts 5/07 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 12:57AM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 11:22AM [Link] |
| Knocko Member 533 Posts 5/07 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 11:39AM i could write an essay about all the things in porn i won't buy. but what would be the point? it has no meaning to anyone but me [Link] |
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| deepudicks Deactivated User If The Good Times Did Not Last Then Believe Me Me The Bad Times Shall Also Passs 100 Posts 2/07 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 12:44PM Do me a favor and lemme know what the original title actually was.Mayne u cud send me a pm.Make my day...huh?Just curious to know how it violated forum Etiquettep?(Is that the way it is spelt? [Link] |
| Matt47 Member 417 Posts 1/04 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 12:51PM [Link] |
| Gunzo Senior Member 1377 Posts 2/05 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 2:47PM [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 3:03PM (I'm confused, did this thread come out of nowhere or was this a response to a question that I missed?) What does it mean to be a "better porn consumer"? Is everybody else messing up by buying stuff they think they'll enjoy? Or because they actually like things that are on your list? I would think that if you were any good at it you wouldn't have had to make a list like this. You would be able to consume from memory. It's hard to tell if I'm derailing your thread because I can't find the point of it. Sorry if I was though. EDIT: clarity. Edited by - conquistador on 5/27/2007 3:03:21 PM [Link] |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 3:39PM [Link] |
| ragingbull Deactivated User 404 Posts 5/07 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 6:38PM Edited by - ragingbull on 5/27/2007 8:32:53 PM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - May 27 2007 : 6:57PM [Link] |
| Myload Senior Member A rose is what you are to me 2069 Posts 6/03 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 1:00AM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 7:44AM [Link] |
| _swede_ Deactivated User 579 Posts 4/05 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 7:58AM If it contains animal sex or scat I ain't buying it. Besides of that I'm pretty much open to everything. [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 9:47AM I don't know where you come up with pejoratives like "self-importance" and "delusional." Tell you what, though, I find girth peso expressing his honest opinions a whole lot more interesting than your "weird sense of entitlement" in bashing him for it [Link] |
| The The Member 196 Posts 2/06 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 12:24PM 1. Mark Davis 2. Lesbian scenes 3. Scenes with one guy and three, four, or more girls (what a waste of the girls) 4. Rodney Moore 5. Jill Kelly or Jenna Jameson 6. Made by Vivid, Wicked, or the Bang Bros. 7. Gia Paloma (that horseface is too much) 8. Any girl with gap teeth 9. European girls — no doubt, they are more beautiful (except for their teeth) but I want to see American girls, because those are the girls I see everyday 10. Piss, blood, shit, vomit, violence, animals 11. Directed by Martin Del Toro 12. Acting, costumes, and a plot 13. Condoms [Link] |
| leatherdick Member In the Court of the Crimson King 263 Posts 5/07 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 12:27PM Heard what you don't buy. What stuff do you buy? [Link] |
| girth peso Member 125 Posts 5/06 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 5:09PM Today i bought some porn, and i feel much better. [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 5:11PM [Link] |
| imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 7:09PM [Link] |
| RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 8:52PM [Link] |
| IWAdult Member 628 Posts 5/06 | Posted - May 28 2007 : 9:12PM [Link] |
| jake malone Member 530 Posts 1/05 | Posted - May 29 2007 : 4:58AM Evil Angel [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 29 2007 : 8:37AM Edited by - hardware on 5/29/2007 11:38:23 AM [Link] |
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| girth peso Member 125 Posts 5/06 | Posted - May 29 2007 : 8:39AM [Link] |
| Rumpled Foreskin Member 310 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 29 2007 : 12:31PM [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - May 29 2007 : 12:32PM [Link] |
| SWorldMegan Shane's World 213 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 29 2007 : 6:44PM I am going to guess your not big into reality stuff since you listed Us, Hush Hush, Pink Visual and Syemore. By your list i can make a few suggestions ... Jonni Darrko is an Awesome Director! He does do good blow job movies too .. but since that is not your tatse i highly suggest Trophy Whores and Bet Your ass series and Slut Collector. G for Gianna is excellent if you like Gianna. Obviously Jules Jordan would also be a very good choice for you. pretty much anything he does .. i would suggest. I would suggest checking out anything from Vouyer Video. I have heard good things about Elegant Angel as well .. i have only seen a few of their titles and they were squirting realated. Not sure of your stance on that. But they are a great company. Depending on what you pick up .. Digital Sin may also be a good option for you. Depending on which lines you pick up. I am sure i will think of more too .. Happy Porn-ing! xoxo, [Link] |
| Ace4Face Member Heavenly Heavily Hootered Hos R Good 332 Posts 4/03 | Posted - May 29 2007 : 7:33PM Mark Davis…can’t take the risk that he will be working with my favorite Condoms More than one girl per scene…the porn ladies I admire don’t need any help, no matter how many guys they have to entertain Kirk lockjaw…can’t take the risk that he will be working with my favorite Anything with the words vivid or wicked on it Pat Myne…he banter is more annoying than anyone else Boxcover that doesn’t clearly show if the lady is “before” or “after” her implant surgery…they’re hiding something Nick Manning…can’t take the risk that he will be working with my favorite [Link] |
| ragingbull Deactivated User 404 Posts 5/07 | Posted - May 29 2007 : 8:08PM [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - May 30 2007 : 12:21PM [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - May 30 2007 : 12:38PM So, if a title has a skinny dude, I will not buy it, something about skin and bones on dudes is horrible, at least look like you can pack some sex, but don't be fat either. Same applies to starlets, if the stars are rail thin, I can't get into it. 2) Wesley Pipes 3) Wendy Williams
- -B -I -G -m -i -k -e, here and there, over and out! - - [Link] |
| eduardo911 Senior Member 1299 Posts 8/03 | Posted - May 30 2007 : 8:06PM For instance, the original posters doesn't want to buy porn with animals, shit, or vomit. Well, those are themes for niche markets, mainstream producers won't stop making that stuff because there weren't making it to begin with, and the specialized production companies serving those niches won't stop producing or marketing it because mainstream consumers dislike it. Rather than making long lists that few of us can remember anyway, I think it works much better to pick an item and discuss the pros and cons in detail. If a thread draws many responses, producers may take notice. [Link] |
| WendyWilliams Member Some Hate me, Some Love me, the rest just want to fuck me! 26 Posts 5/04 | Posted - May 31 2007 : 2:01AM Im so flattered that I will make sure to give you a special shout out in my next video. Would you prefer I do it when Im getting or receiving. Your biggest fan, [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - May 31 2007 : 2:47PM Everyone has opinions, you know mine, I know yours, good day sir. - -B -I -G -m -i -k -e, here and there, over and out! - - Edited by - hardware on 5/31/2007 3:01:45 PM [Link] |
| illmatic Member 194 Posts 9/06 | Posted - Jun 1 2007 : 1:43AM and of course dudes with tits is a given Edited by - illmatic on 6/1/2007 1:43:25 AM [Link] |
| EugeneRocks New Member 2 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Sep 7 2007 : 3:22PM God I hope i don't piss anyone off with that statement, this is like my second post and what the hell do i know about porn anyway. mod: removed the nested quote Edited by - hardware on 9/7/2007 5:16:38 PM [Link] |
| Sean Renaud Member 181 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Sep 7 2007 : 7:33PM 2) Lesbian porn 3) Compilations 4) A film that's selling point is a particular look/ethnicity of woman. Guys are stunt cocks anyway I don't care if they are all white, black, green or light purple. 4) All blowjob, unless the title includes throat fuckers or gaggers or something that implies lot of spit. [Link] |
| alfan Member Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!! 443 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 7 2007 : 8:57PM Wesley Pipes... Lexington Steele Ben English The Nasty looking dudes in the Evasive Angels stuff TTBoy does Devin Weed Sean Micheals Compilations Bored Babes High Prices [Link] |
| Royal Tee Member 665 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Sep 8 2007 : 5:21AM [Link] |
| jake malone Member 530 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Sep 9 2007 : 7:16PM A new Bitchcraft on the way! [Link] |
| Katvena Member Rocco & Nacho are the KINGS OF HARDCORE and yes I am a Red Blooded WOMAN 402 Posts 8/12 | Posted - Oct 12 2012 : 10:17PM [Link] |
| His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 | Posted - Oct 12 2012 : 10:50PM "I havent read anything mildly constructive or useful from you in any thread on here, its all bullshit/sarcasm and false bravado." - zak3737 [Link] |
| mharris127 Senior Member 1844 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Oct 13 2012 : 2:54AM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Oct 13 2012 : 11:42AM [Link] |
| deputyduffy Member 396 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Oct 13 2012 : 4:08PM But for me it would be anything that has more guys in then women. [Link] |
| ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Oct 13 2012 : 4:18PM [Link] |
| Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2012 : 8:55PM [Link] |
| mharris127 Senior Member 1844 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Oct 15 2012 : 2:18AM It would be a very interesting conversation with Mark to hear his thoughts on how porn has changed and the difference between basically working for one company now (he currently does at least 15 scenes a month for Kink) whereas he probably worked for many companies on a single scene basis before he started doing most of his work for Kink. [Link] |
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