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dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 12 2001 : 3:40AM
My best friend and evil twin is here (no husband in sight or within earshot), and
we've been consuming Jagermiestr. and being bad. She is in the shower as we
speak/just wanted to keep y'all posted an ill be piossting a review
soon or later. See you , Wish me luck!
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SAMCRO
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Posted - Aug 12 2001 : 11:07AM
Well I hope everything turned out ok for you DB!!!
dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 13 2001 : 1:47PM
Ohmygod, I see that little slutbag imposter has been at it again ~ my apologies everyone, for having to read something like that.


Not only is her syntax atrocious, any moron knows it's ei not ie in Jagermeister. Christ!

Edited by - dumblonde on Aug 13 2001

Oneloa
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Posted - Aug 13 2001 : 9:49PM
So... what happened???

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Evil_Rip
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Posted - Aug 13 2001 : 9:57PM
Yeah.. what happened?

is this the Jagermeister you're talking about?

 
dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 14 2001 : 12:13AM
quote Oneloa: "So... what happened???

Evil_Rip "Yeah.. what happened?
is this the Jagermeister you're talking about?"
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It was one of those nights, when you turn off the lights
And everythin' comes into view...
She was taking her time, I was losing my mind
There was nothin' that she wouldn't do!

I will be posting a review of the toy in question, as soon as I write it. Does a 12" piece of rubber really require
such scrutiny? Of course not ~ it's going to be totally
gratuitous and salacious.

This is the evil Jagermeister , Evil. Rumored to contain cocaine, it does not. It's 10 times better. I don't know exactly what it is, but the first shot makes my whole body tingle, and things can get pretty..uh..wild. As you can see, their own slogan is "Are you really going to drink this stuff?"


Oneloa
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Posted - Aug 14 2001 : 12:53AM
Cool guitar!!!

Jagermeister is really good. I like it from the freezer! But you're right.... there's something in it. It really gets ya stoned.

It's also good for fighting sore throats. I hate a cold last year and my throat was so sore I couldn't swallow. I took 3 jiggers of Jager... passed out... and woke up the next morning cured. I've mentioned this other friends and it's worked for them too. Something in the Jager just eats the infection away.

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Planet Sex
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Posted - Aug 14 2001 : 6:37PM
Jagermeister [YAH-ger-mice-ter]

A 70-PROOF German LIQUEUR that's a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. Serving Jagermeister (which means "hunt master") icy cold helps tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Speelie
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Posted - Aug 15 2001 : 1:14PM
Cool quote, DB! I didn't know you listened to Ackey-Dackey. I like the second verse, "It wasn't the worst, it wasn't the best, it wasn't that she didn't care, she wanted it hard, she wanted it fast, she liked it done medium rare!"
And for Oneloa, Jager is basically German cough syrup, so it truly is good for relieving coughs. And hey, it's not like Nyquil isn't around 25% alcohol, why isn't Nyquil sold by the shot in bars? ;-)
dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 15 2001 : 5:59PM
Are you kidding, AC/DC is one of my alltime favorite bands!!!
Upon reflection, it's probably a good thing she lives so far away now ~ we seem to be terrible influences on each other. Luckily these photos came out really bad. That's me on the left (like it matters!) New Years Day 2000. Much partying, exploring an old ghost town, much partying, exploring old mine shafts with four guys and two six-packs.
Dang near killed me.

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
had me fighting for air
She told me to come, but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -

Shook me all night long Yee Haw!!!

Oneloa
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Posted - Aug 15 2001 : 9:51PM
"Much partying, exploring an old ghost town, much partying, exploring old mine shafts with four guys and two six-packs."

It sounds like a promo for a gangbang movie. DB... ready to tell us what really happened???

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dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 19 2001 : 1:02PM
quote: "It sounds like a promo for a gangbang movie. DB... ready to tell us what really happened??"

If you mean in the mines, nothing. The rest of that weekend is kind of sketchy, though. I remember a little of the last night, reciting marriage vows by a big bonfire, in front of a one-armed dirt bike racer who claimed he was also a minister. Who did I marry? Danged if I know, but according to witnesses, is was love at first sight for both of us.
I have it on good authority that this marriage was never consumated however, so I don't think it's legally binding.

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