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ThrobbingNob
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Posted - Aug 23 2001 : 1:35PM
Hello everyone. I am new to ADT ( as far as being registered). I have written 2 sex toys reviews and welcome any constructive criticism that would make future reviews better. I am basically searching to see if anyone makes a sex toy for men that even comes to close to the quality, effective, and pleasurable ones that are for women. Guys lets face it, the gals currently have the best "performing" toys , most of what is made for men is really junk. So if you have anything you would like to see added to future reviews, or wish to add a comment/question about the 2 I just wrote. Please feel free to respond here. While the vast majority of guys out there aren't going to ever get to have sex with anything close to a woman as hot as today's , it would be nice if we could at least have something that would bring us closer to the . ( the Virtual sex/ My plaything series are a great start for the visual senses & sounds, but we need to find something physical to tie it all together).
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Posted - Aug 23 2001 : 1:55PM
hey throb:

just to make things easier for people, here are the links to your reviews

Oro-Simulator

Robo Suck

ThrobbingNob
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12 Posts
8/01
Posted - Aug 23 2001 : 2:02PM
Thanks! I didn't think to add those.
-lunacy-
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Posted - Aug 23 2001 : 3:29PM
Welcome Throbbing

Maybe some more description of what the toy was supposed to do, what it's made of etc. Other than that,I liked them both, clear, to the point and easy to read.

It's also nice to have reviews of male sex toys done by a male, thanks!

dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 12:57AM
Welcome ThrobbingNob!

Male sextoys seem to be a lot more complicated than female ones. Some even look almost dangerous, lol. I agree there's a lot of junk out there, so good luck in your quest!

quote: "It's also nice to have reviews of male sex toys done by a male, thanks!"

Heh heh. I see my reviews of the dick pump and pocket pussy didn't fool Lunacy for a minute. Out of curiosity, what gave me away?

 
Reason
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 11:01AM

So ThrobbingNob = dumblonde? Funny, I have entertained the possibility that dumblonde could be a he writing as a she, which would make Throb a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man.

I like the deviousness of the idea, whether true or not. After all, what do we really know about any of the regular or occasional posters, when all we have to go on are some samples of text.

In retrospect, Throb's rhapsodising about the quality of sex toys for females is a little too much... although it did not register on first reading (frankly, I was not that interested).

Obviously it is technically easier to make dildos and such than vagina substitutes - they need to be yielding and still able to grip the penis pleasurably, and the cleaning up of the user's sticky deposits from the inside of such items is much more difficult than cleaning up a dildo, regardless of which orifice it was used on. The unassisted manual method of penile stimulation is still the most reliable form of male autoeroticism.


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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 11:59AM
just to clear things up, ThrobbingNob is not Dumblonde. ThrobbingNob is male, Dumblonde is female.
ThrobbingNob
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 12:14PM
Not only that but "I the Throbbing Nob" wouldn't mind getting physical with the "dumb blonde". TO be certain, I am a guy, and am only interested in Women.
dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 12:39PM
Reason, what have you been smoking? he he

I guess it's my fault, it just struck me funny the way Luna
worded that, so I was just joking. Sorry for any confusion.
Let me assure everyone that I most definitely am female,
and yes, I'm a real blonde too. I'm just curious why Reason would think that about me? I'm not even a lesbian! Must not have read any of MY toy reviews.

Reason
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 1:49PM
Sure I have read some of them, but if you were male and really good and determined to fool everyone, writing sex toy reviews from a female perspective would be just the way to do it. And you would certainly assure that you were female, if confronted.

At least you are not like any female I know. (This is meant as a compliment.)

Not that I seriously think you are a male pretending to be female, but I have a naturally suspicious mind and sometimes unruly imagination. And from what I have heard, males impersonating females is a long-standing tradition in chatrooms and such.

And as I said, what do any of us really know about each other? I could be a green slimy alien typing this with a bunch of tentacles, for all you know.

Also, I think there are some other people who post under several aliases, so the idea did not seem totally inconceivable. Perhaps I should create another alias for myself, you know, to have someone to talk with...
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And while I'm at it, apologies to ThrobbingNob.


Edited by - Reason on Aug 24 2001

Edited by - Reason on Aug 24 2001

dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 3:12PM

Reason - Now I'm starting to worry! Has anyone taken the Gendertest, guaranteed to guess your sex correctly from some written questions? Well, guess what? They think I'm a guy too!!!
I'm starting to get a complex here!!! Maybe I'm a gay guy trapped in a woman's body?
GENDERTEST

quote: "but if you were male and really good and determined to fool everyone, writing sex toy reviews from a female perspective would be just the way to do it. And you would certainly assure that you were female, if confronted. "

I suppose, although who has that much time and energy? And what would be the motive? I don't think any guy could write that many female sextoy reviews convincingly, or vice-versa.

quote: "At least you are not like any female I know. (This is meant as a compliment.)"

Thank you, though I don't think I want to explore this one any further

"Not that I seriously think you are a male pretending to be female, but I have a naturally suspicious mind and sometimes unruly imagination. And from what I have heard, males impersonating females is a long-standing tradition in chatrooms and such."

I've heard the same thing ~ in fact, I've gotten some email concerning certain sextoys, that after awhile I strongly suspected was NOT from 'Suzie, the college coed' etc. But to put your suspicions to rest, I can prove it if I HAVE to,
but Steph will vouch for me, I'm sure.

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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 3:29PM
I can vouch for dumblonde being female.

DB - you should post one of your voice clips here :)

the gender test called me a man, too. some of the questions are really idiotic and require a none of the above option.

Reason
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 3:52PM

I, on the other hand, turned out to be a woman. (Stupid test!) Although if I was I wouldn't mind being the kind of babe they showed on the results page next to my score.

However, I scored pretty high on the "Un-Telligence test".
Whatever that proves...


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-lunacy-
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 8:30PM
Oh, well, I am so relieved.

Speelie
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Posted - Aug 24 2001 : 10:17PM
I like to think that I manage to avoid most macho BS, so I wondered what the gender test would label me. It correctly concluded that I am male. Blue bedroom? No thanks...
 
OX
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Posted - Aug 25 2001 : 12:04AM
Interesting. I scored a little above the middle. Guess I'm half man half womYn.



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