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draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 1:00AM
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
After just again seeing more posts from others also not happy with this ever present element in today's porn, thought time for a thread.
Also to ensure is not just a whinge thread and is constructive, how about we make this a suggestions thread for locations we would like to see.
I'll start, with a shameless bump..
sleazy spots - strip clubs, sex shops, peep shows
johnnyscorpio
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Imma Jerkoff
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 11:07AM
I want a black room with a white vinyl couch.
jeffandersonn
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 2:15PM
directors do not care about details nowadays.
and until porn consumers need just a naked woman in front of a camera to be happy, they will not change their formula, so white couches & white room till the end of the days.
good luck with your suggestions
Cornell Lingus
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 2:28PM
I want a white room, with black curtains, near a station.
stanley_cassidy
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 3:37PM
who cares what color the wallpaper or couch are? Focus on the chick gettin' nailed instead of worrying about the interior decor.
 
Simple Simon
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 4:44PM
The colours don't bother me; it's the last word of this title that's my bugbear. Couches. Grrrrrr!!
There's a Bobbi Starr gangbang scene that's in a wharehouse. They start on the floor, then go onto a platform; it's all going fantastic. Then, they all just stop, getup, and go walking across the warehouse ... to a bloody couch!
Jackie Treehorn
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It'll knock both your eyes out!
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 6:08PM
It's not just the color of the room and the couch, so much as the overall aesthetic of today's porn. Every thing is basked in cold clinical whites. Backgrounds are often completely blown out in white lighting. Then you have a mostly empty room with a white couch in the middle of it, it feels more like a setting Kubrick would use to dehumanize a sex scene between two robots. Some of the stuff Darkko has put out in the last year has so much intense whites, that you might think you are watching people fucking inside a giant florescent light box, rather than any kind of natural environment. The look itself wouldn't even be so bad if it wasn't used in like 70-80% of gonzo porn these days.
lsnoop
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 7:43PM
^ At first I also thought that directors are lame and incompetent, but this is wrong.
FYI this high-key lighting OP is talking about is a US / European version of Japanese pixelation.
In a porn movie nowadays bodies and other objects should be covered in white light and white color.
A female body should look as unnatural as possible, censors state.
The same goes for the reduction of bukkake and other questionable content.

Edited by - lsnoop on 8/12/2016 7:44:43 PM

Jackie Treehorn
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It'll knock both your eyes out!
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Posted - Aug 12 2016 : 8:28PM
Nothing is being covered or obscured from view though. It's just that the surrounding environment is blown out whites. It's just an unpleasant overused stylistic decision. Pixelation in JAV stuff clearly is being used to hide hardcore details but in Jonni Darkko, HardX, Legal Porno and so on, there are plenty of extreme closeups of the hardcore action
Simple Simon
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Posted - Aug 13 2016 : 12:02AM
Well, there was a famous director who would just shoot scenes in his office.
murdock
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Posted - Aug 13 2016 : 12:36AM
All I wanted was to hear Jeff Healey play the rest of the damn song after that kickass intro, but noooOOOOOooo Brad Wesley had do go and burn down the $%#@^@#ing auto parts store so I couldn't hear the end of the song. What a jerk.
But yeah, the white on white thing isn't great.
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 13 2016 : 11:49PM
Twice I've raised this, and twice received the identical ignorant reply about "interior decor"
As noted its about so many scenes these days being in a lounge on a couch, and over the last few years with the rise of this all white originally I think couples scenes that looks more glossy and high class, so of course all studio's also want to look more high class, and now its everywhere!
But also as said the white glare on everything takes away some of the colour, the skin tone and intimacy of the scenes too?
I'll tell a quick story, there used to be incredible anticipation when renting or buying the old VHS or DVD, one of the wait to get it, and two having no idea what would be in the scene, as I mentioned over here seeing Desiree Cousteau in a car, spa and bar..
Recently Viewed Features
Now today those three scenes would be..
Desiree in jean shorts and top sexily teasing next to a car to dub step for 3 mins, then cut to her naked in a lounge on a couch blowjob same four positions jerk off facial.
Desiree in bikini sexily teasing in a spa to dub step for 3 mins, then cut to her dry and naked in a lounge on a couch blowjob same four positions jerk off facial.
Desiree in dress sexily teasing in a bar to dub step for 3 mins, then cut to her naked in a lounge on a couch blowjob same four positions jerk off facial.
And I would not rent/buy them all..
As is the case with today's identical mass produced cookie-cut crap!
Edited by - Draghixafan on 8/14/2016 12:36:09 PM
dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 12:49AM
Colonel Mustard did it in the library with the candlestick. Right?
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 1:44AM
:D
Is there a Cluedo XXX parody? If there isn't there should be..
dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 2:29AM
^
+1
Oh, for the days when one could post photos of our favorite ladies in the "Boobs" thread without having to worry about some ambulance chaser suing ADT.
Glad you're still posting here, draghixafan.
Edited by - dogzcatcher on 8/14/2016 2:32:40 AM
 
lsnoop
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 6:42AM
Closeup / fisheye / POV is just another means of censorship. Watch some porn from the 2000s and you will get the idea.
Edited by - lsnoop on 8/14/2016 6:54:20 AM
Edited by - lsnoop on 8/14/2016 6:54:43 AM
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 7:33AM
You lost me, how can closeups be censorship?
Unless you mean closeups that avoid the hardcore action??
Edited by - Draghixafan on 8/14/2016 7:34:58 AM
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 7:37AM
Those were the days....
Thanks man, likewise. Just when I was out they pull me back in! Found some new busty babes since the last, might have to do it by PM now :)
LPee23 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 1:40PM
I actually like the white aesthetic and bright highlights when done right, unfortunately it is almost never done in my type of porn.
Edited by - LPee23 on 8/14/2016 1:57:10 PM
jukka
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 2:01PM
We just want to see the girl fucked good thats all what matters. You do care about useless things!
LPee23 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 2:16PM
"I am not trolling."
-Jukka
If you have to say this, you are a troll.
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 2:19PM
Speak for yourself. Obviously people do care, and they don't simply want to "see the girl get fucked good." They care about how that fucking is documented on camera. aka. they give a shit about the way porn is made. That's not useless.
lsnoop
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 2:27PM
Are there any companies left in the US or Europe who use Seymore Butts / Assman / Euro Angels style of filming in HD?
If not, who is more likely to go back to these roots?
jukka
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 2:32PM
Thats a compliment from someone who likes drinking pee.
LPee23 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 3:12PM
I don't even have to say anything, your own comments show your character. I am done talking with you.
 
SkyHigh
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 7:37PM
Yeah, it's terrible.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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I thought the exact same thing when I saw the title. Good to know I wasn't the only one.
dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 8:35PM
Outdoors, clear sky's, a summer afternoon, 70 degrees.
On a nearby pond, surrounded by oaks and white pines, in a wooden row boat, with a pontoon boat nearby holding the camera guy.
Inside the boat, Lexington Steele is holding a bamboo cane pole in one hand and the sexy bottom of Luna Star in the other.
He's catching bluegills, one after the other, deftly unhooking them, throwing them into the fish basket, tied to the side of the boat.
Luna is slowly pushing back onto his girth. then slowly pulling back out.
Lex smiles, grabs a cold beer out of the cooler, pops the top, takes a swig, looks up to the camera and says, "it don't get much better than this!".
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 9:48PM
My cleverly disguised age test
To determine the demographics of replies, the new breed of young porn connoisseurs or the old farts?
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 14 2016 : 10:54PM
That's beautiful man, beautiful, I cry when you write like that!
As the afternoon progresses, Lex has fallen asleep in a post coital afternoon nap, and Luna is lying back in the boat, her face a picture of orgasmic contented bliss, her soft supple body glistening in the warm slowly setting sun..
At that moment two rowing eights using the pond for practice pass by, they see the stunning Luna lying on her back, naked, beckoning like a Sirens song across the water..
As their boats near Luna sees them, reflexively she starts to slowly sensually tease them, her lips alternating between pressing together and opening to form a wide O mouth, her breasts slowly rising and falling with small back arches, her legs rhythmically and almost imperceptibly pushing together slowly faster and faster, as her hands creep towards her moistening pussy..
Each boat silently sidles up beside hers, one on either side, Luna now up on her elbows, her legs slightly open, her head tossed back to accentuate her neck and breasts..
As each rower slowly passes, they jerk a huge load on her, finishing with each dwarven cox covering whats not already in a torrent of jizz from their 15 inch cocks..
The sun sets..
Lex is still asleep.
dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 15 2016 : 1:50AM
^
Ah yes! The fireboat drill! You write well.
dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 16 2016 : 1:47AM
July 4, 2017, 10 p.m., Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming. Old Faithful geyser. A small crowd of adults are gathered behind the barriers, seated in lawn chairs.
Director Brad Armstrong is present.
A log bed is in the foreground.
Spot lights shine on the bed. Other spot lights are positioned to light the geyser when it erupts.
The pyrotechnics crew is in position a safe distance behind the geyser.
A brass band is present.
Old Faithful has become more reliable in recent years. Much depends on the length of eruption to determine when the next one will occur.
The same holds true for one of tonight's performers; Deauxma.
The goal for Mr. Armstrong's event is to repeat scene 4 from the Girlfriends Films title "Lesbian Seductions 7".
!0:12 p.m. Old Faithful erupts. Mr. Armstrong checks his watch and notes the time.
10:14:15 p.m. The eruption ends. Mr. Armstrong checks his watch again and notes the time.
Lasting less than 2 minutes and 30 seconds, the geyser should erupt again in 65 minutes.
10:36:11 p.m. Deauxma and Sunny Lane are assisted in stepping over the barrier. Both walk, hand in hand, towards the log bed. The crowd claps.
10:37:04 p.m.Both women climb into bed and begin the scene.
11:19:05 p.m. The earth begins to shake, Old Faithful begins to erupt, Deauxma begins to squirt, the band begins to play "The Stars and Stripes Forever" by Souza, and the fireworks begin in the background.
The crowd cheers.
11:22:37 p.m. The eruption ends, the music stops, Deauxma cuddles Sunny in her arms, the lights fade out, the fireworks continue for an hour. The crowd cheers.
So ends the 1st annual "All the cool girls are lesbians festival".
Sponsored by Mohawk carpet and Bumblebee Tuna companies.
Edited by - dogzcatcher on 8/16/2016 1:47:56 AM
Edited by - dogzcatcher on 8/17/2016 3:30:50 AM
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 16 2016 : 2:20AM
Gold, pure gold!
My favourite bit..
"Sponsored by Bumblebee Tuna."

Why you ask..
After seeing Ace Ventura 2 here downunder we thought he was just stringing two similarly sounding unrelated words together. Years later my mate moved to the states and discovered it was a real thing, Bumble Bee Tuna..
bumble-bee-tuna.jpg
dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 16 2016 : 2:56AM
Miami, Florida. A non-descript bedroom, a king-sized bed, with a dark - colored, patterned quilt thrown on top of the bed.
Justin Slayer and Taj Mendez, in "Booty I like 8", by Justin Slayer International, in the last 4 minutes and 16 seconds of the scene.
Combine the vocals with the Mp3 file of "Baby Got Back", by Sir Mix-A-Lot, via Windows Movie Maker.
I like it.
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 16 2016 : 11:32PM
I like to move it move it..
you like to??
......
(old skool)
How about Scenes where boobs get squashed against glass? to Sir Mix A Lot - Put 'em on the Glass ?

 
ninja1
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Posted - Aug 17 2016 : 12:35PM
Closeups are censorship in that they essentially crop out significant parts of the action. There is more going on in the scene, than just genitalia. When the cameraperson/director decides to do a closeup, they are also deciding that everything else is unimportant and uninteresting and nobody wants to see it. Kinda like the inverse of JAV pixelation: Instead of seeing everything except the genitalia, we are seeing genitalia and nothing else. Similar argument for POV. We are getting a restricted/confined view of the action. That qualifies as censorship. The director is deciding that we viewers are not permitted to be shown certain things.
jeffandersonn
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Posted - Aug 17 2016 : 4:25PM
^
incorrect
clearly it works viceversa too
full body angles prevent me from seeing a lots of things i expect to see in a scene.
ninja1
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Posted - Aug 17 2016 : 6:19PM
^Unfortunately, your opinion is supported by the vast majority of pornmakers. That's why I no longer buy porn. My money now goes to clipsites and webcammers.
murdock
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Posted - Aug 17 2016 : 10:54PM
^
???
Seriously? If the scene only included close ups, I might buy that argument, but I haven't encountered a single mainstream porn clip that was only close ups. That's the whole focus of In The Crack and they still show models faces and bodies in every clip I've ever seen. By your logic, Andy Warhol was censoring Progresso Soup because the only soup cans he ever painted were Campbell's.
You know where I have seen scenes that are exclusively close ups with no faces? Webcams and clipsites.
Irony.
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 17 2016 : 11:39PM
^ Exactly,
key word only
No its not: and no we're not.
JAV pixelation is throughout any video content, censorship.
A director sometimes doing a closeup, not censorship.
As noted by murdoch there is no mainstream porn I have seen that is "genitalia and nothing else" and I've been watching porn, religiously, every day, for over 35 years across pretty much every genre except SCAT and I cannot think of a single scene? Perhaps are sites dedicated to exclusively "genitalia and nothing else", even then that to me is still not censorship.
If you want to continue this argument please open a new thread to do so, as I don't think its relevant to the discussion, and I know its not what I intended the subject matter of this thread to be.
Edited by - draghixafan on 8/18/2016 1:02:04 AM
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 17 2016 : 11:41PM
Now this on the other hand..
I am interested in, any info or links would be great?
dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 12:43AM
In the v.i.p. lounge at the Los Angeles airport (LAX), a small crowd of adults have gathered. After a very long flight, the plane lands and a passenger departs. She is escorted to the v.i.p. lounge for a short welcoming party, knowing she may have suffered jet lag from the long flight. She is comforted with the knowledge she'll soon be snuggled down in a very comfortable bed, with several pillows, in her hotel room.
As she enters the lounge the crowd claps, she smiles and is seated at a table.
Lexington Steele, Manuel Ferrera, Ramon Nomar and Toni Ribas gather around her table and in their best singing voices they begin to sing....
"Once a jolly swagman camped along a billabong
Under the shade of a Coolibah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Down came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Then down came the squatter mounted on his thoroughbred
Down came the troopers one two three
Right-o where's that jolly jumbuck that you've got in your tucker bag?
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
So up jumped the swagman and he sprang into that billabong
You'll never take me alive said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
And his ghost may be hear as you pass by that billabong
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me"
<brWelcome, Angela White, to the States!

Edited by - dogzcatcher on 8/18/2016 12:48:32 AM

ninja1
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 12:53AM
Was answering the question raised by you. But yeah admittedly off-topic. So no more.
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 1:06AM
Fair enough, missed that and as you probably saw got my quoting muddled up and thought it was lsnoop. Cool, thanks.
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 1:51AM
Another reason..
Eloquently expressed here - Sites with 60fps content
The guy moans, we don't see anything, then she has cum on her face
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lsnoop
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 4:46AM
Now this on the other hand..
For example this: motherboard.vice.com/read/the-secret-censorship-of-online-porn
On top of that, add a huge lobby of aged pornstars (total % of old performers, both male and female) plus feminists.
I'm pretty much sure there is also an unofficial agreement between major studios to produce the same bleached crap, same POV style, film same silicone 'milfs' etc.
Only it is presented like "Lansky combined anal sex porn with a sensual/romantic flavor" - so nobody would ever think...
I thought it was merely incompetence at first, now that 99% of production is the same I start to see other reasons for this little game.
murdock
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 8:16AM
^ Your premise is taking a bit of a (huge) leap. And porn isn't nearly as homogenized as you claim. And neither have anything to do with the poor aesthetics of white foreground, white background oversaturated scenes.
lsnoop
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 9:53AM
^ Of course. Oversaturated scenes are just the tip of the iceberg.
I would be happy if you or anyone else proved me wrong with trailers of new or upcoming movies from major studios which:
1) are shot in same lighting/camera/color as the old Seymore Butts / Assman content but in HD
2) feature young girls without any aged 'milfs'
3) feature various young or semi-amateur male performers (no males over 30 please)
4) have hardcore content: bukkake, domination, pissing etc. Mike Adriano's glove is not an example of "varied hardcore", not by a long shot.
Have a look at any hardcore movie or website from the 00s (cumonherface, humantoiletbowls etc) and you will see the difference.
Edited by - lsnoop on 8/18/2016 9:55:07 AM
Edited by - lsnoop on 8/18/2016 9:56:12 AM
murdock
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 10:15AM
^ All of those things exist. Just because you don't find them all in the same film doesn't prove any kooky conspiracy theories.
I haven't been able to find any 4K German Midget Incest porn lately either but it doesn't mean that all of those things aren't readily available. The more specific your demands are, the less likely you are to find exactly what you want.
And while I very much enjoyed most of Seymore Butts's work, the lighting and color on most of his videos was atrocious. Complaining about that being a thing of the past is like complaining that polio is gone because you liked the better variety of diseases from decades past.
Back on topic:
One of my favorite scenes from back in the day was Devon and her infamous standing 69 in the "elevator." So I'll nominate elevators as an alternate location.
lsnoop
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 10:22AM
^ My demands are basically the same as they were in the 00s. It is the industry which has become identical, vanilla and mainstream.
draghixafan
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Posted - Aug 18 2016 : 12:25PM
Definitely, Love in an Elevator!
Another favourite is Jessica Darlin in Mason's Sexual Disorder (2003), though is more a freight elevator, directed by Mason before she joined the white on white with a splash of white crowd.
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