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mrbluelouboyle All-Star Supporter
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mrbluelouboyle and Alexis Tae
1334 Posts
12/03
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 6:30PM
This is for all the mopes who don't get enough credit.

If it wasn't for the faceless meat-men standing around jerking to pop , it would be a girl solo scene. Where would Brandon Iron be without his "Baker's Dozen", or "A Good Source of Iron"? Mike John wouldn't have "No Cum Dodging Allowed" without his group of cock-slingers. Jules Jordan wouldn't have his "Feeding Frenzy" without his mope squad around.

Most of the time when they're mentioned, it's for what they're doing wrong, or who we don't want to see anymore. I'm as gulity as the rest of us for goofing on them too.

If you watch any good gonzo series, you've had to see them , or parts of them with the beautiful girls faces.

Here's to Brett Rockman, James Deen, Johnny Fender , Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Arnold Shwarzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Eric Everhard, Steve Holmes, and all the others that add their pound of flesh to the scene.

Long Live The Mopes!

Cheers!


skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 6:47PM
Some of those mopes are more equal than other mopes.
mrbluelouboyle All-Star Supporter
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mrbluelouboyle and Alexis Tae
1334 Posts
12/03
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 7:05PM
Yes, I agree.

Although when they work together as a large group , the sum is greater than the parts.

Like the offensive line in football, they do alot of the heavy , dirty work. They get none of the glory as the quaterback , running back, reciever etc. They don't score touchdowns, but they're an essential part of the team.

Ramsey
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10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 7:07PM
Who needs credit or praise when you can have sex with hot girls all the time AND you get paid for it? ;-)
Harri Patel
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5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 9:28PM
. . . which would be infinitely preferable, in my judgment.

Having said that, however, I quite enjoyed the Von Swine/Skronker mope podcast.

 
Ultrasiet2
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Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 9:33PM
I always expected Mope Squads to be sulkier than they are. All that pre-ejaculation angst.

Being there just to drop your load is a bit like being a triangle-player in an orchestra. You just have one ding to add to the whole performance, but fuck it up, and everyone will rib your for it.

Edited by - Ultrasiet2 on 12/31/2006 9:34:01 PM

skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 10:24PM
I've witnessed it up close ... It's gnarly.
noahped
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2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Jan 1 2007 : 5:21PM
I hope you don't mean that literally up close.
mrbluelouboyle All-Star Supporter
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mrbluelouboyle and Alexis Tae
1334 Posts
12/03
Posted - Jan 1 2007 : 8:01PM
Skronker, great podcast with Tim Von Swine.

I don't know how I missed that one. I've learned more about the mopes in that 10 minute interview than watching hours of blow-bangs over the past few years.

I'd like to think that there's a "Rocky Balboa" type mope who can go the distance.

christianx
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1883 Posts
9/04
Posted - Jan 1 2007 : 9:57PM
does jerking off onto a girls face count as sex for you bro? i love the "mope squad" most of them are standup dudes and nice guys. i see arnold schwarzenpecker, faceblaster, and johnny fender all over the place. good dudes.
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 1 2007 : 10:03PM
The "10-foot-pole" rule applied.
noahped
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2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 12:08AM
Gotcha!!
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 2:44AM
It was the weirdest day of my life, hands down. I'll write about it some day.
von_swine
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Dominance & Persecution.
919 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 4:06PM
let us pray for the Mopes that in 07', they find further acceptence among thier peers in XXX, and are no longer shunned from industry functions, both private and professional. the Mopes are an ever important cog in the gonzo machine, and no blowbang would be cost effective w/out them. I campaign for AVN to adopt the 'Best Performance By A Mope Squad Member' by 2008. rally the troops, the time is now! lol lates, Von S.
mrbluelouboyle All-Star Supporter
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mrbluelouboyle and Alexis Tae
1334 Posts
12/03
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 7:04PM
I think Skronker and Tim Von Swine have enough material for a feature length documentary on "The Mope Squad".

There's enough meat and substance to sustain , titillate , and suck viewers in for two exhilarating hours.

 
Faceblaster
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390 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jan 3 2007 : 11:40PM
While I appreciate the shout out, I must point out that this is a curious list. Holmes, Everhard, Mr. Pete, and Surewood??? Three are hugely successful performer/directors and all are A-level talent. James Deen did a few mope scenes about two years ago, but is now first call male talent.
BTW: Surewood hates the term mope for us. He finds it demeaning and dismissive. He refers to us as the load guys or load dumpers.

Here's a few more mope shout outs:
Mike Hash, Brad Baldwin, Lefty LaRue, Tone Capone, Joe Blow, Kris Roc, Jim Beem, Claudio Maroni, Chris Mountain, Joe Rock, Steve Taylor...

A few hall of fame types who still drop an occasional load alongside the mopes: Dick Nasty, Dave Hardman, Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Nick East, Chris Charming.

And no Christian, dropping a load does not count as having sex with a porngirl. But every now and then there is some mope-banging going on, whether on camera or off.

BTW: I have a great mope themed series in mind if anyone with 300K wants to build a website.

kristielove
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All is fair in love and porn
69 Posts
7/05
Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 12:42AM
Oh my God good topic...I LOVE the mopes!!!! Mr. Pete (NOT a mope, by the way) told me that was a derogatory term but because I adore the mopes and consider some of them my good friends, I asked them if they thought that at The Redlight X-mas party (right after they literally gave me the sweetest card that they all signed-I give them a good amount of work) they said no and I was so happy because I told them I'm planning on making an "I (heart symbol) Mopes!" Not only are they not appreciated enough but it is hard to sit around with a bunch of dudes and jerk off and wait your turn and sometimes barely get that much action and then are expected to cum right on cue, one after the other and of course I must mention their HUGE loads that literally make a blow bang scene!!! I love them and here are some of my faves, also they're very hard working, totally responsible, great guys, great with the girls, just overall great performers: Joe Blow (who is already beginning to move up the ladder and I totally recommend him for scenes!) Mike Hash, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Jeremy Steele, Claudio Maloni, Johnny Fender, Ryan Knox, D-snoop etc. Long Live the mopes, they're awesome and there would be a few genres of movies we couldn't do without them! I love you all boys! xoxoxo
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 1:08AM
We are all "mopes of the heart." Let us now praise (un)famous mopes!
Faceblaster
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390 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 2:12AM
Any day that includes a naked Melissa Lauren has to be in the good column.
the unknown pervert
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 2:20AM
We're all stars in the Mope Show.
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 2:34AM
Oh, amazing. Amazing.
noahped
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2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 4:50AM
Mopes are soo lucky, get to cum on hot girl's faces...not much could be better than that!!
mrbluelouboyle All-Star Supporter
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mrbluelouboyle and Alexis Tae
1334 Posts
12/03
Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 5:20PM
Faceblaster ,

Sorry to leave you out. I just noticed you're in the new "Feeding Frenzy".
While Eric Everhard, Steve Holmes, and Mr. Pete and others direct and do many one on one scenes, they still have done mope scenes in the past.

Once you leave the mope squad , you never go back ? Maybe not. But once you've done a mope scene, you're always welcome back in the mope squad (such as Brandon Iron) anytime.

Ultrasiet2
Wam Bam! Clan

Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under!
1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Feb 9 2008 : 3:21AM
For those mope fans - which films shows an absolutely all-star mope squad?
I mean, I've seen some sweet bukkake scenes, but there's always one dick that shoots a weak, syrupy load that doesn't make the cut. He's just make up the sperm count.
I want to know if anyone knows of a film where it's like an all-star mope squad shootout (an ASMSA). Man after man drops enviable loads on the woman's face. I'm not talking a connect-five effort - I'm talking 10+ consecutive hardcore loads!
I'm talking a JIZZ-KRIEG!



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