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| ilikepornguy2010 Member 35 Posts 7/10 |  Posted - Jul 16 2010 : 11:35AMLately I have seen more and more jerk off "instruction" and jerk off "encouragement" movies and clips starting to show up on the internet, I like these, and they seem to be getting more popular, and they are great and everything ... BUT : - Can we PLEASE have the girl or woman speak as if she has somewhat of a brain and some clue ? Being a complete ditz about it all and saying "like, you should like, take off your pants, and get real hard for me" does NOT do it for me. NO babe, YOU should get me hard and want to jerk off for you, C'mon MAKE me want to jack off. - Enough already with the "Daddy" thing. Can I call you "Daddy" in every third one of these type of films I swear ! NO ! You can't call me "Daddy" or talk about me being your "Daddy" alright ? Jeez, How the hell is that supposed to turn me on, I don't get why that is so prevalent. - Yeah, I guess some guys like being called "worm" and "disgusting" and you are "nothing but shit" and all that, but what about just "regular" girls and women doing these scenes. For craps sake, not every damn girl is a "princess" and no, I DON'T "worship you" for petes sake, I just want to get off here is all, not build an altar - Can we TRY to have some ideas and thoughts and some sort of originality go into the alleged "scene" besides a girl on a bed facing you saying "jack that thing off for me ..." and "I want you to get so hard for me" ... blah blah blah ... I mean I could come up with a hundred scenarios of a woman making you jack off for her that would be sexy that nobody has done that I have seen anywhere Any writers and directors of these type of scenes or movies want some ideas I'll be glad to write them out for you... End of rant. [Link] |
Jonny Jay  Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Jul 16 2010 : 12:00PM [Link] |
| tylerj Senior Member Double the pleasure, double the fun 2562 Posts 10/08 | Posted - Jul 16 2010 : 6:37PM [Link] |
| PornStarNamedBuckNaked All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Jul 16 2010 : 6:49PM [Link] |
| Macko69 Senior Member Gone for a walk. 1985 Posts 5/08 | Posted - Jul 16 2010 : 7:56PM I do remember reading about a hooker who said that if her customer was taking too long to cum, she'd say "Fuck me, daddy" and that would usually get them to finish. If a hooker said this to me, I'd probably lose my wood and never visit her again. [Link] |
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| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jul 16 2010 : 8:22PM My advice is to just keep searching, and be wary of the mega-sites which tend to more likely have a mass-production quantity-not-quality approach. [Link] |
| mapofhawaii Senior Member 1050 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 16 2010 : 9:19PM [Link] |
| ekarth Deactivated User 211 Posts 1/10 | Posted - Jul 17 2010 : 10:27AM But you should consider writing a satirical novels. I'm sure a few Booker Prizes will be given to you. Man I'm still laughing while recalling what you wrote in that post. [Link] |
| Alzharhok Senior Member 1481 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Jul 18 2010 : 4:34AM [Link] |
| Bobcat Senior Member 1490 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Jul 18 2010 : 7:35AM [Link] |
| Fergus Member Oh yeah... boot me, baby 276 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Jul 18 2010 : 2:42PM [Link] |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jul 18 2010 : 3:21PM Me personally, bring on the "Daddy" talk. [Link] |
| billywatson Manojob.com 939 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Jul 18 2010 : 4:45PM There's my shameless plug o' the day! [Link] |
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