Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 19 2010 : 3:22PM
I finally decided to take the plunge and let loose my inner fanboi/porn addict and check out Exxtacy 2010 at the Rosemont Convention Center outside Chicago. My associate... he likes to be referred to as "The Magic Man" and I arrived around 2pm Saturday not really sure what we were getting into. We get there and there's a sports memorabilia show going on down stairs with kids and sports fanbois getting their posters signed while various adult entertainers are walking around chain smoking outside. Not really sure that that was a good idea to put those show on at the same time in the same general area, but hey, it's a big building, gotta fill it up somehow. It was a little slow at that time, me and my buddy spent a lot of time drinking and milling about, getting some pictures here and there, but things really started picking up around 5pm. Here come the pics, they are over sized but it's my thread so deal with it.
Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 19 2010 : 3:27PM
The first girl I wanted to see was Kelly Divine. She was easily the most down to earth and approachable girl there. We bumped into each other in the smoking area, yes she was still wearing that outfit outside, and had a great little chat. Her only flaw is that she's a Phillies fan and they happened to come back and beat my Cubbies that day. But we took 3 out of 4, but I digress. If she's at any more of these shows I highly recommend anyone to take the time and see her. She's awesome and I'll always be a fan.
Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 19 2010 : 3:31PM
Next up was Asa Akira. Great personality and just as hot in person as she is on screen. she was having a snack and she let me snap that picture for free and then posed for the traditional shot. These girls and at these things for looooong hours and should be appreciated and respected for it. Thanks Asa!
Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 19 2010 : 3:41PM
We were pretty buzzed at this point but we decided to check out the Pink Monkey "strip club" at the other end of the floor. They had the stripper short bus but we didn't get on it because we probably would have stolen it. might have been difficult to hide, logistics and everything.
Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 19 2010 : 3:44PM
The Pink Monkey Club was basically a cafeteria with a stage, DJ, and a veeeerrrryyy wobbly pole at the front of the stage. There were also private booths where Maria, Tiffany and Samantha took very good care of Jesse and the Magic Man and will get our business very soon. The Pink Monkey is located I believe at 750 S. Clinton in downtown Chicago and it's bring your own booze which is good because we like to drink excessively. Lots of cabs around there, we'll need 'em.
Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 19 2010 : 4:01PM
This is Athena Pleasures and she just started out and was very nice and smoking hot and I was very drunk at this point and I told her that she should get in touch with Jules Jordan for Ass Worship 12. She said she's only done about 5 scenes, SHE'S GOT THE LOOK.. you heard it here first Edited by - jesse midnite on 7/19/2010 4:02:26 PM
Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 19 2010 : 4:10PM
Various random shots... After 6 or 7 beers and other things it's kind of hard to get good shots, photo shots that is... Angelina Armani and some other chick on the mattress...very classy Some lucky dude Ma'am, your breasts are exposed... Thank you... Keep moving..
Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 19 2010 : 4:19PM
So it was getting late and and I needed one more picture to finish the day. Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Carter, Lexi Belle and Phoenix Marie were all siging together. I was a liitle tipsy at this time and had ran into Kagney downstairs in the smoking area and wanted to get a picture with her and Alexis. She said give it a try. It was LEXI BELLE that made this picture happen and she is soooo cute. There was the one bief moment when they could do it and this one is the best picture.... like ever!!! Thanks to the girls again, we had a great time, we ventured off back into the city with our pre-arranged.. um "dates" and I might now be tempted to go to AVN for the big one. I hope they bring it back here next year because we'll get a hotel next time and do it up the whole weekend... ladies you have been warned!
I love the drunken POV on these pics as it got later & blurrier throughout the day. If only you had the timestamp on in addition to / instead of the date.
Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 20 2010 : 11:07AM
Sorry on that. She was standing in the Nina area and my buddy was drooling over her and I was in an altered state in that point to dot the T's and cross the I's.... or the other way around. But I think we can all agree she is a STUNNER.
