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No, I've never been to a massage parlor. I'm so anal retentive... I wouldn't be able to lay on a table I knew some guy just came on.

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Being the "sailor" in the group I guess fielding this one goes to me.

I am something of an expert in this field for two reasons.
#1 One of my ex-girlfriends used to work in one.
#2 One of the girls I see for massages (the real kind) works in one.

Massage parlors are a very tricky thing. First of all you need to know what you are getting into. Gator is right in that they can be very impersonal and off putting. If you really want to go what I recommend is finding one you like and going there JUST for a massage and nothing else. See if you like the place and the girl you get. This may take several times before you find a place and girl you like and then take if from there. I easy way to establish this is to pay for a full hour. Gina tells me that is a quick way for the girls to tell who is interested in a massage and who wants sex (if they are just horny they usually go the cheaper route). Though if you are going to go here are a few guidelines.

#1 Find one in a location you are comfortable with. You are after all going to be naked there.

#2 Go during off times (ie not on a Friday nite pay day etc)

#3 Call first and talk to whomever answers. Especially important if you are looking for a certain type of girl. Be aware that a lot of girls in massage parlors are oriental (not exactly sure why) but they are even in Lexington KY.

#4 NEVER mention money or ask for sex.

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