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In addition to storing each woman's contact information and picture, the Girlfriend profiles include a Score Card where you track her sexual preferences, her menstrual cycles and how she styles her pubic hair.
The Yield Generator calculates your cost-per-hookup and rates the overall maintenance cost of the girl, based on the cash outlay per sexual encounter. It uses cost and activity data from your ongoing Date Log, and weights anal sex and threesomes higher than oral sex and hand jobs.
For example, if you spend $249 before your first sexual encounter, but that encounter includes her best friend, she scores a better Yield percentage than if that sexual encounter stays manual.
You can schedule automated phone calls from the Bad Date Buddy to give yourself a (transparent) excuse to flee a rendezvous before the entrees arrive. When I tried this, the e-lady on the phone spun a story about an uncle from Paris unexpectedly visiting my mom, and telling me to leave right away if I wanted to meet him at last.
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Novelty - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 12:43PM