I just got this in the mail today.
Just had to share this with all my friends at ADT
Today's Topic: More Ways To Drive Him Crazy
These suggestions work on the principle of surprise. The
reason I'm supplying a list is so you can spice up the
mundane routine you've fallen into. The biggest complaint
I get is from men and women who are bored with the same
old pattern. You were adventurous when you first started
dating so...
1. Mow the lawn in a sexy outfit and make sure he's there
to see it!
2. Take him on a picnic to a secluded location and wear
something with easy access.
3. Allow him to explore your entire body, including your
anus, if he has expressed curiosity.
4. Hold his penis while he urinates.
5. Assume a new sexual identity: The naughty librarian,
the pissed-off postal worker, or try a whorish Pippy
Longstockings just for grins.
6. Give him a full-body massage and take at least an hour.
The more time you spend on him, the better it gets.
7. Change the oil in the car without being told first.
(Foreplay has many identities)
8. Listen to a Yanni CD. He'll be so annoyed he'll do
anything to make it stop!
9. Try really listening to him. It's a shame when people who
love each other stop making their mate the first priority.
10. Describe a sexual fantasy to him in detail, then ask to
try it out.
11. Kiss him without letting him kiss you back. You're in
charge now.
12. Buy sex-toys from a catalog together, no kidding.
13. In the middle of the night, light a candle and run your
fingers through his hair until he wakes up.
14. Have him invite his friends over for an all night
poker game. Make the snacks and wait on them hand and foot.
No, its not very sexy, but hey, this is for the guys right?
15. Rent an action film and watch it with him in one of his
flannel shirts, socks, and no underwear.
16. Feed him in bed. I don't care what it is, anything edible
will do.
17. Ask him how to perfect your oral sex techniques. It will
be the most descriptive and clear conversation you've ever
had. If he wants to provide you with sketches, get the pencil!
18. Listen to a CD that you heard on your first date. If there
was no music...hum.
19. Humming? See #17
20. Pack his lunch and throw some nude Polaroids of yourself
in the bag. If you really want to surprise him; throw the
nude Polaroids you took of him while he was sleeping...
SURPRISE HONEY!!!
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