Reviewers Recommend
Anal Slut Lilly Wants To GapeAnal Slut Lilly Wants To Gape - review by bono-one
Director: KGB
Starring: Lilly Bell, Jimmy Bud. Read review
All Forums > The Porn Pool > The Porn Pool Forum Page 417 > Most Prolific Porn Studs!
AuthorPost
purplemushroom
Member


73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 2:14PM
Legend has it John Holmes nailed over 14,000 babes in his amazing career. Is there any basis to this mindboggling number?
This is always a topic of fevered discussion amongst me and my porn buddies: do porn studs actually keep score of the girls they have sex with? We know some rock gods do this with groupies (Gene Simmons is up around 5000 I believe and has a poloroid of each lucky lady he's enjoyed in the name pleasing his fans which I think is total class!). Who are the most prolific studs and what kind of numbers are we talking?
As a dedicated smut fan of some 20 years now, I guess Peter North, Rocco Siffredi and the likes of Ron Jeremy must have enjoyed many thousands of beautiful women. Indeed, Rocco in particular seems to be as prolific as ever with an astonishing number of willing new sluts ready to take his super famous dick! The quality and sheer number of stunning Eurobabes this guy seems to find and defile on camera alone is phenomenal. I have over a 120 of his movies and as an exercise one day I decided to roughly top up the number of girls he fucked in these alone (knowing they are actually only a fraction of his overall output and he is famous for fucking girls at conventions, etc.). I counted over 870 girls he personally nails in these movies!!! In the early Initiations movies alone he is banging 15-20 girls! Amazing. In his recent stuff he uses more male talent and is behind the camera more so there has been a drop off.
My current girlfriend has written to him several times and is also obsessed by Brian Pumper and a stud called 'Ice Cold' who she's seen in action on the Blacks'n'Blondes site we subscribe to. As yet no reply but if these boys ever do come to Germany, she is more than willing to allow them to 'autograph' her face with my blessing! She is a HUGE fan and I can't help wondering how many other girls are like her...closer to the West Coast where they could meet their heroes! I am sure these porn studs now get tons of offers from female fans now they too can enjoy porn on the net!
What I would like to know is do certain of the hottest, most desirable porn studs also get groupies/fans contacting them for sex in their private lives as well as the numerous chicks they get to nail on camera as part of their day jobs? Can anyone shed any light on this or better still can some of the guys in question tell us first hand if they count the babes they have sex with. Who is top of the list? Does face fucking a honey count or just full penetration and subsequent climax? Personally a face fucking counts but to some of my buddies, a stud has to have vaginal or anal penetration to chalk up the girl on his tally.
We reckon the most prolific studs out there that we follow are:
Rocco Siffredi
Steve Holmes
Erik Everhard
Lexington Steele
Mandingo
Nacho Vidal
Manuel Ferrara
Brian Pumper
Shane Diesel
Rico Strong
Justin Long
Brandon Iron
TT Boy
No idea about numbers but as a guy who really admires Steve Holmes and Brian Pumper's scenes/movies, I reckon these boys are well into the several thousands surely and going strong? I'm sure they could also have their pick 'off camera' too and get plenty of groupie mail...assuming they still have the stamina! Although many porn studs are highly professional performers who may only do it for the money (and great sex!), surely some ego must kick in!!!!? If I was in their shoes, I would rejoice at every milestone...1000 chicks...2000 chicks, etc. I'm from the Gene Simmons school and would want to remember every single babe I had the pleasure of but I guess these guys are now so busy they lose track! Longevity in the Jizz Biz probably fogs the brain!
Has anyone out there got rough estimates for some of the guys in the above list...or indeed other prolific studs like Jon Dough (RIP). I remember the latter doing a reverse gangbang with several hundred girls...that was ONE movie!!!
Who is top of the heap and what numbers are we talking about?

Edited by - purplemushroom on Apr 14 2009

lenscap
Member

everywhere
185 Posts
10/05
Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 3:12PM
OP said "I have over a 120 of his movies and as an exercise one day I decided to roughly top up the number of girls he fucked in these alone (knowing they are actually only a fraction of his overall output and he is famous for fucking girls at conventions, etc.). I counted over 870 girls he personally nails in these movies!!! "
You have WAY too much idle times on your hands...
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 4:03PM
With "only" 429 films to his credit, it is doubtful that John Holmes holds any records for being most prolific (as a performer).
My personal belief is that, Peter North is a good candidate for being most prolific, due to the high number of scenes he often appears in in his movies. Sometimes all five scenes!
There are others who will swear it's Ron Jeremy.
It's possible... he has many uncredited scenes in many BJ movies.
But, I'm sticking with North.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 4:32PM
It's horseshit, like a lot of other things Holmes said, he was a coke fiend. A more realistic number for him would be 3,000.
Stud_Rob
Member

703 Posts
4/09
Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 4:42PM
It's probably between Peter North and Lexington Steele. I'd put my savings on North personally. I never really believed the myths surrounding John Holmes
 
jettyman
Member

No matter what size the tits are....play with them....
732 Posts
12/08
Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 5:31PM

Another porn stud who must have been in over 1000 scenes is David Perry, he has probably been in numerous euro porn movies that don't get a mention in the U.S market. I think he must be good friends with one of my favorite male performers, Steve Holmes. They seem to be in quite a few movies together, usually performing in two or three scenes. I wonder what their collective score would be? would it be half a point each if they fuck the same girl in a scene. He! he!. "Good topic BTW"...J.
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 5:46PM
Holmes's total was more realistically around 3000 according to various sources and the 14000 was just the old boy letting his ego get the better of him! 14,000 chicks means he would have been doing 700 girls a year every year since turning 16 until his sad death.
I think Peter North is a good shout. Tom Byron also up there. Latterly Brian Pumper seems to be mowing down the babes in fine style. Really racking up the numbers and quality too.
As for counting up Rocco's impressive total from my collection. It was a collective effort over a few days of frenetic porn watching by a few buddies and I! A lot of fast forwarding too I admit but must say Rocco's performances over the years are remarkably consistent...and I enjoyed going through some of he is splitting open the hottest babes now with even more raw sexual power than a decade ago. Although he's got more fetish oriented and often only does the odd scene in his newer movies or appears with other stud talent. What is incredible about him is the way he can bang several girls at the same time even now. Often lining them up side by side, doggy style and bringing them to orgasm anally before popping a serious load. What is noticeable is how horny the new girls he uses are for him and how he manhandles and dominates his girls who clearly love being treated like this. The guy is a sexgod!
Lexington Steele has worked his way through some quality pussy too and has appeared in countless BJ vids too. Many an uncredited popshot in the early days. They all count!
Royal Tee
Member

665 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 9:30PM
Can't have Lex with Sean Michaels.
melpster
Member

582 Posts
5/05
Posted - Apr 15 2009 : 12:46AM
Back before he learned his name, my boyfriend used to call David Perry "Sidekick" because he always seemed to be playing Steve Holmes' sidekick in all the Private Video features that I own with Mr. Holmes in them. But I loves me some David Perry. Way hot, and just from the BTS I've seen alone, one of the funniest fellas in the biz.
kafka All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

IAFD.com
1160 Posts
4/04
Posted - Apr 15 2009 : 1:15AM
Don't forget Dave Hardman. He was fucking anything that was female and breathing during the 90's. With or without ground beef accompaniment.
krustylu
Member

21 Posts
8/07
Posted - Apr 16 2009 : 7:37PM
If you watched a porno from 1982-1992, there was a 90% chance you would see either Tom Byron, Peter North, or Marc Wallice.
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - Apr 16 2009 : 8:08PM

I dunno, but Randy Spears seems to be in every single movie I put in the dvd player...
JohnW
Senior Member

1351 Posts
6/08
Posted - Apr 16 2009 : 9:19PM
I would guess Peter North. Bonus points for not being creepy like most of the 80s/90s male stars.
Dan
Senior Member

2056 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 17 2009 : 11:29AM
Perhaps 'prolific' is a good theme to have in a porn film. Most guys fantasize about being prolific with many women. And one good way to fulfill such a fantasy in a porn film is to have one fully erect stud (who has taken some Viagra) crash the sex-party in every scene and immediately nail each lady good between her cheeks, whether this results in a DP for the lady or not.
The Orgy and the Gang Bang films don't quite fulfill this fantasy. Because these films don't focus on any one guy and show to the viewer just how prolific he is. They switch their focus from guy to guy and only show how prolific the lady is. Which is nice. But it doesn't enable the male porn fan to fantasize about himself being prolific with every lady he meets.
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Apr 17 2009 : 12:56PM
I wonder if Bob Costas is a porn enthusiast. He'd know.
 
fatalbert
Member

Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
576 Posts
5/03
Posted - Apr 17 2009 : 1:36PM
I don't know, but I'm sure about one thing: there exists way too many thousands of feet of film where the director had cut away from the action to show Holmes's face looking like he's passing a peach pit.
Ordell
Deactivated User

1042 Posts
6/05
Posted - Apr 17 2009 : 3:39PM
Wow, not a lot of love for Lord Byron. Dude banged every big name between 1982 to now.
Speaking of which, is he still hanging around here?
oldguy
Senior Member

1270 Posts
3/06
Posted - Apr 17 2009 : 5:14PM
ME!! I am just not well known yet.
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 1:04PM
Good posts so far! I think Dave Perry is a good call and Hardman too although not a great fan of stock porn movies where these guys usually appear and prefer to watch guys with seriously big dicks only doing the honeys and most of the stuff I really dig is black guys on white chicks with an emphasis on gangbangs, blowbangs and orgies. I just like hot babes being overwhelmed by black dicks! Just my personal preference (although Rocco Siffredi and Steve Holmes are also heroes of mine and I do have hundreds of Peter North popshots and give full respect to the guy for his remarkable longevity and consistency!).
I forgot Sean Michaels in my initial list. Another legend and since posting, I've been going through my collection (now 1200 DVDs) and liasing with my best porn buddy here who has up towards 2000 DVDs but being German he also has a significant number of Euro flicks which I don't know too much about and the guy talent is usually inversely attractive to the female talent!!!). Anyway, we did a rough estimate and I reckon Sean Michaels is one of the most prolific in both our collections along with Lex Steele plus recently he's been amazingly prolific and busy so the numbers are racking up! We reckon Sean MUST be up to about 5000+, possibly as much as 7000+ as he has done some decent BJ Series and orgy flicks where naturally all the chicks wanted to sample the famous Sean dong! A rare privilege for any girl with such a busy legend. He also seems the kin dof very professional guy who would keep score so it would be amazing if he reads these pages to know if we are in the ballpark!?
Come on Sean!!!! Help us out here! We reckon you must be up there with Siffredi, Steve Holmes and latter day fuckgod, Brian Pumper.
Rough snapshot of just my shelves, reveals Sean nailing several hundred chicks and another guy from a few years ago who I always followed with interest was Jake Steed. The latter's 'Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks' series is still as pioneering, fun, gonzo and nasty as it always was when first discovered them. He also appeared in a lot of Ed Powers flicks with new babes and nailed hundreds with some aplomb. Always anointed the chick's faces with style too...delivered big popshots regularly which is something not all hung cocksmen manage to do. One of my perennial disapointments...huge dicks splitting open the nastiest chicks but then only producing a dribble on the cutest/sluttiest pouting faces to close out the scene! Hmph!!!
But I'm getting off the topic...
Big Up to Sean and Jake. You are both porn legends and by all accounts and cool dudes too. RESPECT!!! Pity only Sean is still racking up the honeys.
****STOP PRESS****
My buddy just sent me a text with a name: WESLEY PIPES!!!! He reckons this guy has nailed thousands of chicks of every hue and is going strong on the Web in particular!Any thoughts?
Savoy All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Sucker for Sinners
1844 Posts
12/06
Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 1:40PM
Hey new guy, change your avatar pic. It's in violation.
LubeNLuv
Senior Member

1854 Posts
3/06
Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 1:55PM
There are guys in porn flicks?
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 2:07PM
Cheers Savoy!!!
Oops sorry about that...
Will sort out a new one!
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 2:51PM
^ In the meantime, please remove the current avatar.
It is a clear violation of the ADT Image Policy
Thanks! (you changed it as I was posting this).
Edited by - BigBobxxx on 4/18/2009 2:53:11 PM
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 3:16PM
Calm down boys! Changed and my gorgeous girlfriend and fiance Tina has allowed me to use one of the millions of pics I have of her! Some also violating the rules but I trust this benign image of my future wife will be agreeable to all! She's also a big porn fan and enjoy the Pornstar Podcasts in particular which she says helps improve her grasp of American English (she's German!). Fave pornstuds are Brian Pumper, Richard Mann and Justin Slayer (the latter who she would happily marry instead if me!).
Now can we get back to the thread! Which stud is top of the table?!?!?
Edited by - purplemushroom on 4/18/2009 4:55:19 PM
pornologist
Member

724 Posts
12/04
Posted - Apr 19 2009 : 12:59AM
More names for consideration:
Mr. Marcus
Byron Long
Mr. Pete
Manuel Ferrara
Rod Fontana
Mark Davis
Mike Stefano
Jack Napier
Hershel Savage
Franco Roccaforte
Devlin Weed
Tony Eveready
Mark Anthony
Julian St. Jox
John Strong
Mickey G
Brian Surewood
Vince Vouyer
Joey Silvera
Jay Ashley
Rick Masters
David Perry
Steven St. Croix
Jamie Gillis
Mike Horner
Jerry Butler
Honorable mention:
Charlie Sheen
Michael Keaton
Bruce Willis
Edited by - pornologist on 4/19/2009 1:24:17 AM
 
Steve Holmes
Senior Member

1235 Posts
12/02
Posted - Apr 19 2009 : 10:34PM
As off today I did 2213 scenes for other people plus the scenes in my own movies which I don't write down because it's not part of my accounting. I don't know how many different girls that equals. In some scene I have sex with 10 girls but on the other dand I worked multiple scenes with some girls.
I have a very active sex life since I'm 13 years old and still love to go to swinger parties. So my guess is that I probably fucked between 3000 and 5000 different women. And I'm not planning in stopping anytime soon.
Steve Holmes
Edited by - Steve Holmes on 4/19/2009 10:40:43 PM
Savoy All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Sucker for Sinners
1844 Posts
12/06
Posted - Apr 19 2009 : 11:26PM
SteveHolmes.jpg
melpster
Member

582 Posts
5/05
Posted - Apr 20 2009 : 12:01AM
The pair on the left looks like the ones I sent him.
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 20 2009 : 8:47AM
Melpster what do you mean 'SENT'????!
I would imagine the legend that is Steve Holmes just found these in his pockets from a wild night before! My only surprise is that the girls were even wearing thongs as I suppose they were groupies of his and I would imagine such attire is surplus to requirements! Heh heh!
As for the great man himself. Thanks for much for posting Steve! You are one of my all-time heroes in porn and I although I am a Brit originally, I am settled in Germany which I know is your home country too. I also have a german fiance, Tina, who is big fan of yours and says you are the only white pornstud along with Rocco Siffredi, she would love to meet you guys and sample some super-talented cock firsthand! She's usually only into watching and lusting after very well hung, well-built black guys so this makes you a very special dude in my eyes! She says part of the appeal is you look so down to earth and genuine, even in the wildest nastiest porn scenes, but are obviously a real freak for sex! We love watching your movies as you ALWAYS appear to be loving every second, always look so relaxed and having so much fun. I notice the younger chicks really love getting fucked by you and particularly giving you head...lots of eye contact! They obviously love giving you pleasure and know they have to impress such a legend! You are a lucky guy and must have that certain thing these babes turn on to. Too many of the newer male stars just go through the motions and are too aloof/arrogant not realising they are getting paid to have sex with stunningly sexy women! They ought to swap with me and sitting in an law office sometime trying to earn a living! One of my big gripes in modern porn is too many of these lucky studs don't look as if they are having a great time and there is too little verbalising of just how enjoyable have sex with so many beautiful nasty girls must be!
Its great to hear first hand from such a legend and its impressive that with such a busy career like yours you know EXACTLY how many scenes you've been in: 2213!!!! Mind boggling stuff and I guess its no wonder than you can only give a range from 3000 to 5000. I am betting its up towards the 5000 though rather the lower end though! You get full on respect from me and my regular porn buddies as a guy who can handle as much hot nasty pussy as possible and still have serious stamina for more. I love to see you in gangbangs and orgies working your way through a number of chicks and enjoying them anally or doing DPs and blowbangs with your buddies. One of the best in business!
Anyway, as I am very privileged you posted on my thread here as I must say I have always been obsessed by stats...sports usually but in porn too! I have a couple more questions:
1) We know you are pretty prolific on camera but you mention you love to swing too. Do you keep score of the girls you fuck at these parties? If so, what is the proportion of the total girls you have had sex with?
2) With the advent of the internet, do you get many female porn 'groupies'/fans who want to have sex with you off camera and, if so, how do you choose which girls and how often do you meet these girls for sex? Do you get many requests from Euro chicks or mainly in the US?
3) Do you keep a copy of all your scenes/movies? Just wondering how you can be so precise about your total score.
4) What is the biggest number of girls you have nailed in one shoot?
5) With all your fantastic experience as an in-demand pornstud both in the US and Europe, who do YOU think is the most prolific stud out there? Do you know if such guys keep score?
Once again, thanks for posting and keep up the good work! My fiance (see my Atavar) also says 'I love you!'. This thread just got a whole lot more interesting after your post!
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 20 2009 : 9:13AM
Pornologist, great post!
Mr. Marcus is up there although I have never been a big fan of his...not a huge dick and weak cumshots but I know many chicks dig him. I just haven't got to many of his movies apart from Anabolic's groundbreaking 'Up Your Ass' series from a few years ago. He's certainly been around long enough.
Jack Napier is up a great shout. Forgot about old Jack! Still nailing them will glee and doing a decent job even though his dick often looks 80% hard!
The one that went under my radar but is MUST be one of the most prolific studs out there is Franco Roccoforte! This guys has worked for all the production Companies I love and is also very active in Europe too. Seen him in many a Siffredi flick plus he is a regular in many orgy/gangbang flicks and a relentless reamer of nubile Eurobabe anal passages! My main porn buddy also has a lots of movies he's been in for Black Ice and also banging Brazilian chicks by the lorryload! For Evasive Angel's various Orgy Series, Franco has chalked up hundreds of gorgeous chicks of all ethnicities. A fine stud with an amusing screen presence I find. He's also one of the few hung black guys who can consistently produce decent heavy cumshots, getting the volume and distance. I suddenly realised I have several hundred of his scenes scattered through my collection and he's been around at least a decade or so. Still going strong too. The guy must have serious airmiles let alone a quality chick count running into several thousands! He gets around the globe alright!
Steve Holmes
Senior Member

1235 Posts
12/02
Posted - Apr 20 2009 : 12:42PM
She did send me her panties a while ago. Thanks!
That panties in the picture I've collected at the XRCO party in Hollywood last Thursday.
The only reason I know exactly the amount of scenes I did for others are of bookkeeping reasons.
I do get fan mail from women and I had sex with some of them, but usually they are somewhere on the planet where I'm not.
No, I don't. I just write it down for tax purposes.
I don't know.
Again, I don't know.
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 20 2009 : 7:29PM
Thanks for your time Steve and trying to answer my questions! Really appreciate it and I am sure Melpster's panties are a thing of some of beauty! She's a girl of impeccable taste.
Counting your scenes for 'book keeping' reasons amused me. What a lucky job you have and wonder if the Finanzamt/Tax Office have a separate department for pornstars!
My darling Tina says you are 'Super Geil' and if you are are ever anywhere near Hanau near Frankfurt on any of your travels, she would love to give you her thong personally...as well as a few other things! She got very excited that you replied to my thread personally! you are a legend in our house and she is a big fan.
Keep up the good work and when you get to 3000 scenes, we'll open a bottle of Krug or something in your honour! You are the man and we love your work! Its time you revived your 'Papa Holmes' type movies of a few years ago. We would love to see you anally breaking in new 18yr old chicks with your big dick buddies as only you can. Seems to be so many stunning nasty girls coming into porn at the moment. You must be loving it more than even being in this business.
Edited by - purplemushroom on 4/20/2009 7:32:59 PM
pornologist
Member

724 Posts
12/04
Posted - Apr 20 2009 : 10:59PM
Purplemushroom
Byron Long has been in the industry for over 15 years, that's a lot of pounding.
Here are some future contenders
Mark Ashley
Boz
Jean Claude Baptiste
Richard Mann
Nat Turner
Preston Parker
James Dean
Charlie Mac
C.J. Wright
Prince Yahshua
Steve Holmes, you my friend are a god!
Pentasa
Deactivated User

233 Posts
9/08
Posted - Apr 20 2009 : 11:27PM
You gotta be joking, LOL. For a guy a pulls out after every 3 secs or 5 thrusts and appears to be in eternal pain with every thrust, surely ManDingo is no prolific fucker!
Steve Holmes
Senior Member

1235 Posts
12/02
Posted - Apr 21 2009 : 3:23AM
Send me your phone number to Steve_Holmes@gmx.net and I make sure I text you when I'm there.
Thanks
Steve Holmes
 
sweetbbw
Member

46 Posts
12/08
Posted - Apr 24 2009 : 10:28PM
Steve if you ever come to IL I got a nice lil pair of lime green lace thongs just for you ;)
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 25 2009 : 5:23AM
Steve, thanks for your reply and Tina will contact you directly on your mail address...she can't quite believe she might get to suck on such famous talented porn dick one day! She's been bragging to all her pals, several who know your work and are also interested! Don't be surprised if there is quite a welcome party and queue of horny babes waiting their turn if you ever do swing by! It would certainly make me proud to see her take the Holmes challenge and be one of a long line of hot babes you've nailed. Quite an ego boost for me as this is my future wife in a few months, so a real compliment! Thanks a million.
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Apr 25 2009 : 5:51AM
Unsurprisingly most of the European studs are not taken into account... Porn is being filmed outside the US too!
purplemushroom
Member

73 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 25 2009 : 7:03AM
Totally agree but many go uncredited and also swap names from film to film...as do the chicks too!
I am not a huge fan of European porn (apart from Rocco Siffredi's movies) as they are often horribly dubbed and also many of the guys are just too sleazy for me plus the productions/lighting can be unprofessional but I admit there must be some guys out there who have nailed thousands of girls the guys travel around Europe doing scenes and places like Hungary, Ukraine, Romania and Czech Republic/Slovakia is awash with budding pornsluts.
Very difficult to keep track plus many movies scenes are recycled endlessly in cheap compilations. I would imagine some of the Private pornstuds who have been on the roster for many years are well up the table plus the quality of the chicks is off the scale. That company is not my cup of tea (too glossy and features mainly) but the Eurobabes are amazing. So any guy who has been working regularly for a decade or so in Europe mainly is a very lucky man indeed!
Steve Holmes
Senior Member

1235 Posts
12/02
Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 8:18PM
That sound exiting! Can't wait to get her e-mail.
Steve Holmes
Steve Holmes
Senior Member

1235 Posts
12/02
Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 8:21PM
I hope I will one day, but my next destinations are Barcelona and Berlin.
Steve Holmes
melpster
Member

582 Posts
5/05
Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 9:36PM
Ah, Barcelona. I've always dreamed of going there. Berlin is on my short list, too. One of my best friends is in Frankfurt right now... without ME, dammit!
Steve Holmes is just one big cuddly panty-magnet.



Jump To: