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Small Cock
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7 Posts
11/03
Posted - Nov 19 2003 : 10:50PM
I've always wanted to try stripping. I have a decent body, however, as my name indicates, I'm lacking a bit below the belt. Nevertheless, I'd jump on stage and strip to a female audience. I was wondering if there are any clubs in the USA where men can strip for women that might have some sort of amateur night where regular guys can give it a try. I read about LaBares in Miami and Houston having amateur nights but I read on their website that the amateurs aren't allowed to strip below boxer shorts. That seems kind of lame to me. If I'm going to strip I want to actually take my clothes off. Anyway, does anyone know of any such clubs here in the USA. East Coast would be ideal but hell, I could maybe work it into a vacation trip out west if need be.
Sir Noel Plum
Senior Studmuffin

1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Nov 22 2003 : 6:11PM
I can't help feeling that, irrespective of its accuracy (which you claim), posting under the name 'Small Cock' is maybe something you may live to regret should you become a regular poster.

I am reminded of a poster who called himself 'futureofporn' who, on a thread about peoples posting names wrote of his own "what was I thinking!".

SNP.

Small Cock
Member

7 Posts
11/03
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 6:06PM
Hey, at least I'm honest. It seems like on the internet everyone has 10".

AlexPanzer
Deactivated User

1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 6:34PM
Not really, the bick dick standard is 12"
GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 6:44PM
Dear Small Cock:

Please note that men on the internet (much like porn video box cover proofreaders) have a serious problem: The world has gone metric and these dolts, who've replaced their rulers with meter sticks long ago (hey, the numbers rack up bigger), are still using the avoirdupois/English unit of measure.

Just divide their claimed length by 2.54 to get a very accurate idea of how big they really are in inches.

~ GaySatyr (who knows from long experience that most men can't measure diddly-squat)




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