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| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 |  Posted - Jan 19 2007 : 12:14PMNEVAQUIT - So last night I'm sitting there, taking in the Austrailian Open Tennis Championships on T.V. And I'm watching Serena Williams struggling to drag that deliciously thick and muscular body, those beautiful breasts, and that magnificent MUNSTA ass, around the court. And I decided. It's time for the first REAL mainstream to porn crossover act. Serena would be perfect. It don't look like she's got too much time left with this tennis stuff. She's hurt a lot, she don't like to stay in shape, and the younger girls seem to be catching up to her. Plus, she's already won so much that she seems bored and looking for something else interesting to do. She's already done some T.V. and some fashion and modeling shit. Porn would be perfect. Hell, when you look at her, she looks like Ayanna Angel only bigger. I'm willing to bet that Serena travels in the same L.A. circles that you guys do, (I think I remember Jack Napier saying that he's socialized with the Williams' a couple of times. No, no fucking, smile), and you or Slayer could probably find her pretty easily. Tell Slayer to eat his Wheaties and then see if he could get up on that. I'm goin' to you guys first, cuz I'm sure Evil Angel has the kinda resources to make it happen. "Booty I Like", or "Phatty Girls" , or something, I don't care. Just get to work. I'm sure Serena's givin' that booty to somebody. May as well give it to you guys for money. Hell, she strapped on football players Lavar Arrington and Keyshawn Johnson, and both of those guys have been worthless ever since. Maybe she could benefit from Slayer's professional touch. If you guys don't, I'm takin' my cause to the Evasive Angles dawgs. They'll know what to do. Dadon, you listening? Or Juan Cuba who's doin' great things over at the Candy Shop. Late. Smile. BSD P.S - I think I'm only half-joking. She just might be freaky enough.
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| picman Senior Member Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jan 19 2007 : 9:51PM [Link] |
| DIZMGOTDAJIZM Member 125 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Jan 19 2007 : 10:42PM [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jan 20 2007 : 8:03AM [Link] |
| DtotheJ Member 190 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Jan 20 2007 : 10:36AM serena has toned done the muscles.... yesterday she was looking much better than before....
she looks like how women are drawn in comic books........she's a living super hero.... [Link] |
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| alfan Member Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!! 443 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Jan 20 2007 : 5:32PM |
| tritone Deactivated User 1009 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Jan 20 2007 : 8:19PM Back on the topic.. I would LOVE to see Serena in a proper POV. Hmmm...that ass in doggie... [Link] |
| SashaGreyAddict Member 63 Posts 11/06 | Posted - Jan 20 2007 : 8:30PM [Link] |
| DIZMGOTDAJIZM Member 125 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Jan 20 2007 : 10:55PM [Link] |
| Nevaquit Justin Slayer Productions When it is dark enough, you can see the stars 456 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 10:16AM [Link] |
| Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 | Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 10:23AM [Link] |
| DtotheJ Member 190 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 10:49AM gotta go back and check the name of the movie, but she was in a scene with devlin weed... I'll be back with info.... [Link] |
| picman Senior Member Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 12:17PM [Link] |
| Lordish Senior Member This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jan 21 2007 : 3:03PM Russian women love to put out, so maybe we can help her find a way to duck her nasty daddy and get her to Chatsworth. lordish [Link] |
| alfan Member Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!! 443 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Jan 22 2007 : 2:13AM That made Howard roll over, after that, I never looked at Madonna the same way. Just think....fug ly Janice Dickerson and Madonna together.....yuck.......and now Serena....SMELLY!!! [Link] |
| DtotheJ Member 190 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 1:55PM BUT serena made the finals of australian open..... you all know what that means... [Link] |
| Nevaquit Justin Slayer Productions When it is dark enough, you can see the stars 456 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 2:16PM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 3:11PM I think it's somewhat unlikely that a current tennis pro would perform in porn, particularly one that has endorsement contracts all over place, including a major cosmetics company. You need target somebody like Jennifer Capriati, who once blew all her money on recreational drugs. [Link] |
| Lordish Senior Member This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 3:16PM lordish [Link] |
| Lordish Senior Member This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 3:22PM I have to say this, bad smell or no licking Serena Williams' coochie needs hazard pay. She goes into orgasm and closes her legs, I know I'D be a dead man with a flattened skull. But what a way to go! lordish [Link] |
| DtotheJ Member 190 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 3:24PM [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Jan 26 2007 : 11:21PM Well, the reports of her demise were a bit premature. Serena Williams just laid the "Mother of all Beatdowns" on Maria Sharapova in the Austrailian Open Final. 6-1, 6-2, and that doesn't begin to tell the story of the destruction. It was thorough and complete. And Sharapova is ranked #1 in the world. I guess Serena's not quite ready to start a porn career yet. BSD [Link] |
Bob  All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jan 27 2007 : 12:05AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jan 27 2007 : 12:10AM [Link] |
| Lordish Senior Member This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jan 27 2007 : 1:13AM [Link] |
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| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jan 27 2007 : 2:56AM [Link] |
| alfan Member Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!! 443 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Jan 27 2007 : 3:33AM She looked like a big bottle of Slice or 7up in that outfit. Sharapova should do porn after that ass whupping, or while she still has an ass after Serena handed it to her!!!! Edited by - alfan on 1/27/2007 3:33:51 AM [Link] |
| john thomas Deactivated User 1168 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Jan 27 2007 : 2:02PM I think most women tennis players would be up for it. The sport is hardly a bastion of heterosexuality after all. [Link] |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Jan 27 2007 : 2:16PM [Link] |
| Lordish Senior Member This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jan 28 2007 : 1:33AM lordish [Link] |
| Lordish Senior Member This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jan 28 2007 : 1:37AM lordish Edited by - lordish on 1/28/2007 1:38:37 AM [Link] |
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