My second reaction is that they don't have Mike John any more and it's likely to be very obvious when I watch this and NCDA back-to-back.
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| Fart_Filled_Butt Anabolic Minion 18 Posts 1/04 | The introduction trailer can be found at Lukeford.com Looks very interesting. I actually can't wait until it comes out. [Link] |
| jrv Senior Member 1266 Posts 2/03 | |
| nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03 | |
| Cyberchicken Member 900 Posts 4/02 | |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | |
| mike john Mike John Productions 389 Posts 8/02 | |
| mango Member 80 Posts 12/02 | At least Private knows how to do great photography, whereas Chico is just medium IQ dude with a semi-pro digicam and a couple of portable lights. I predict this one will bomb. |
| -Kelly- Senior Member 2517 Posts 5/03 | "No Cum Swallowing Allowed"-the ironic thing to me is that if Mike John were the one making this it would be great. This is quite clearly counterprogramming on one level as well as possible pity jealousy on another. Realistically though, I do not care that much about that. Mike John has said he shoots swallowing because that is what he likes and what he would want to see in a porn tape himself. Chico is saying that he is doing this because he hates swallowing. Well, I don't hate swallowing but I definitely don't share the same affinity for it that Mike does so I was kind of excited to see Chico's title, especially considering that it stars Katin, Dana Vespoli, and Lucy Thai. Then I checked out the trailer. And there is a freakin' part where Chico has three different bullseye circles drawn on Katin's head as targets for the guy. To sum up my reaction to that, let me put it this way...I don't share the same hate for women that he seems to have. If he is going to do shit like that a more apt title would be "cum targets" because that is exactly what these girls are portrayed as being in that trailer. And that is also something that Mike John would thankfully never do because he is a very different kind of director. That being said I still semi-look forward to seeing this because Chico's "Spring Chickens 6" was great, with his usual crap left on hold. And as I hinted at earlier I can't pass up an anal scene from Dana, a dp from Lucy, and who knows what from Katin. I just don't anticipate being blown away by it like I was by "No Cum Dodging Allowed #2."
Since Mike has confirmed that this does seem to appear to be pure grudge on Chico's part let me say this: one clever parodic title and boxcover is not going to eclipse Mike John and not going to elevate Chico's level in the biz. Get back to us when you have made as many awesome titles as John and then we'll listen. Edited by - tscfan317 on 1/8/2004 4:43:02 PM |
| Fart_Filled_Butt Anabolic Minion 18 Posts 1/04 | |
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| jrv Senior Member 1266 Posts 2/03 | Anabolic has been a second-class product at my local smut shop for well over a year now: only half or less of their new releases are stocked, and when stocked they are on the lower shelves. By contrast there are 5-6 studios that get their own section, all releases together, and all or nearly all new releases carried. Anabolic would do well to consider whether they should spend time worrying about competitor's products or perhaps spend that effort worrying about their own. |
| Fart_Filled_Butt Anabolic Minion 18 Posts 1/04 | |
| cal444 Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com 927 Posts 10/01 | Title treatment aside this piece stands on it's own as everyone will see in the near future.
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| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | |
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| Fart_Filled_Butt Anabolic Minion 18 Posts 1/04 | |
| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | Click to expand Chico Wang |
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| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | This is a very interesting thread indeed. Not sure exactly where to start but I'll just let a bit of mindless meandering hopefully resolve some of the points made on this thread. About two months ago, I was dancing with the idea of creating a new line. There's so many swallowing lines out there, I wanted to keep a line all facials, let the title reflect that, and, since most titles end with facials, step it up a notch and tweak with obviosity. I spoke to Cal444 and dicked around with the title "No Swallowing Allowed". There's an inbetweener in an earlier Down The Hatch which Cal444 created called "No Cum Dodging Allowed". When I realized this fact, my movie was born immediately. Maybe it is a mock. Perhaps it is counter-programming lodged in my subconscious. Whatever it is, this video is not designed to be a grudge against Mike John. I consider him easily the best pornographer in the business and consider DTH #8 the best porn video I have ever seen. This isn't to say there isn't some mild hostile competition between the two respective companies. I hear things from the other camp all the time. "You can't work there!", "Sinking ship!", "Webmaster directing?", "I won't work for you if you work there!", etc. Now, if that isn't a motivating factor for me, kind of like a linebacker pretending the offensive lineman killed his dog to motivate him, I don't know what is. I'm also sure that recent events have really changed director's outlooks on life but noone here needs to know that. I kept my cool about it for a long time and anybody who know me knows how immediately reactionary I can get. Besides, that's for another forum (lukeford.com) and has no place here. If we can all engage in friendly competition, the future is brighter for everyone and the past would've been significantly better. If not, we can all play this game and be funny. There's room for everyone and their vision. I make my movies the way I would like to see porn videos. It may not be for everyone. You start catering to everyone, you water down your own product. Though I have tons of experience shooting Internet content, I'm relatively new at this video shooting game. All I want to do for 2004 is to own my own websites and shoot Diabolic videos I'm proud to put my name on. That being said, I did put alot of time in this movie. The final running time will max out the DVD at around 3 hours 30+ minutes as Cal & I always try to do. I do hope you enjoy it cause the release date will be early february. Chico Wang Edited by - Chico Wang on 1/12/2004 2:47:37 AM |
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| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | I MUCH prefer facials to swallowing, but the trailer for this leaves me a little less than enthused. Maybe because with the exception of the Cris Taliana glazing (That was HOT!), I didn't like any of the girls. And some didn't look too excited about the whole prospect. And I can live without the bullseyes on the forehead. Still like facials better than swallowing though. BSD P.S. - And I REALLY ain't into cum gargling and spitting\drooling back out. Edited by - BSD on 1/12/2004 11:44:30 AM |
| MLyons Senior Member 1617 Posts 8/02 | I haven't seen a Chico release yet--you never know what craziness is in store! If I don't like it... no harm done. Mike L. |
| -Kelly- Senior Member 2517 Posts 5/03 | MLyons-"I haven't seen a Chico release yet" I'm not exactly sure why but I have fallen prey to this too Chico's stuff comes under extreme criticism around here. However, I too had never seen any of his actual work but I had this negative opinion of him from the get-go. Then I saw "Spring Chickens #6" and it was really good. Nautica, Serena South, Missy Monroe, and Avena Lee stole the show. However, Chico does throw in some things in his stuff that I wish he wouldn't, like the targets on Katin's forehead for example. In "Spring" there is a highly depressing segment where cute brunette Haley stands in a shower and covers herself as she is belted with eggs. She looks about as happy during it as Dana does when she gets that facial in the trailer for "No Swallowing Allowed." But the actual sex footage that I have seen from Chico is great. And I believe he filmed some of the scenes for "Spring Chickens #5" and those were great too, especially Jennifer Luv's scene. Simply put, I think that trailer showcases some of Chico's weaknesses, such as the Katin and Dana things. If it actually showcased the actual sex I believe "No Swallowing Allowed" would look a lot better to all of us than it does now. Chico- As for "No Swallowing Allowed," again I do like the concept of this line. Back when I first started watching porn I only watched films starring the luscious Taylor St. Claire. So, my introduction to Anabolic/Diabolic didn't come until she did "Nice Rack #6" and "Lewd Conduct #9" there. She did a couple of other ones, of coure, but these were the first ones I saw and they were both Vince Vouyer films. However, they both tried to empathize swallowing over facials, though I think Taylor never did really swallow. Then the more and more stuff I saw the more annoyed I became by Everhard or whatever male performer constantly shooting off straight into the girl's mouth. It is just not my thing. Vouyer and Everhard and Mike John seem to love it. I just tolerate it. And "Spring Chickens #6" definitely had a lot of facials, with poor Missy Monroe clearly not enjoying the massive double facial that effectively glued her eyes shut. However, it is stuff like painting targets on Katin's head, reducing her to a mere object upon which men will shoot cum, that turns me off. Of course, you are not pulling out speculums or peeing on them when their eyes are shut like Max Hardcore so it's not that bad. It's just a turn-off for me, similar to how I felt when seeing Haley pelted with eggs in "Spring 6." In other words, I wish you would keep it more simple sometimes and elimate the truly extraneous things that you do. However, I guess that is what you do and it's your style. Some people really don't dig it. Similar to swallowing in Mike John films, I just tolerate it so I can see a Jennifer Luv or Nautica Thorn or Lucy Thai or Dana Vespoli in hot sex. Incidentally, I would like to say that regarldess of anything else I do really dig your casting decisions so far. "Spring Chickens #6" had one of the best casts I'd seen in a gonzo film in a long, long time and though some people here may not be that turned on by the girls in "No Swallowing" they look hot to me. You keep casting hot girls I'll keep checking it out. Kelly I'm sure you'll know who I am talking about Chico-what happened with Eva (apparently going by Eva Evangelis now)? She was in the AnabolicXXX members area and I e-mailed the Minion and he told me you were all in love with her. However, she was signing at the Exquiste Pleasures booth at AEE (so I read) and her first film coming out is a TTBOy film ("Asian Street Hookers #36.) Will she be popping up in anything for you guys anytime soon? |
| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | I get really bored with the usual intros in porno. Really bored. To the point where I fast forward. If I can start every scene with the girl looking directly at the camera and rubbing herself saying, "Hi, I'm Jojoba, I'm 18 years old, these are my 18 year old titties ... this is my 18 year old tight, pink pussy ... I'm so horny right now ... I need a big fat cock ..." Then I would be bored to tears during the set. It becomes literally an exercise in redundancy. How about the usual girl walks through the door like a trespasser, the camera pans to her ass, suddenly she is stricken by a desire to fondle herself, and lo and behold a dick pops from the left. As long as the sex is shot normal, who cares about everything inbetween? Let me have my fun. As far as Eva, yes, I have talked to her. She's fucking hot with one of the freshest faces I've seen. I'm taking a chance on this one. I have a real funny feeling she'll be doing anal soon and don't want to miss out. She's sitting on a goldmine but yet she doth not balk. That being said, I'll let you in on a little secret. As of today, I'm taking over my first Anabolic line, Sweet Cheeks. This one, I plan to shoot straight up without going to bizarro land with outfits, locations, the works. After all, unlike what some other people say, shooting porno isn't rocket science. It's one of the easiest things to do if you put your mind to it. It only takes a fraction of your work week and as long as you make up the right chemistry and hold the camera steady and know how to inspire the talent, you'll be just fine. As long as I feel I'm getting better, I'll keep on shooting. Chico |
| MLyons Senior Member 1617 Posts 8/02 | I just wanted to jump in real fast and say that I appreciate your need to "keep things interesting" as it were. My favorite directors are my favorites because they take chances and do just that. Please don't stop injecting your personality into the movies you shoot. I haven't seen any yet, and it's not because I've heard bad things at all... it's just because the opportunity hasn't arisen. And again, that's an oversight I'll correct shortly. If whatever quirky ideas you concoct don't happen to work, chalk it up to an "oopsy-daisy" and move on--but keep on trying, because that's what is ultimately going to make you stand out, and with any luck, bring some interest and dynamic interaction to a world where there is precious little. Joey Silvera, Mason, William H., Mike Quasar, Buttman, and even Camera Guy of Shane's World (among others) all have this ability to bring something unique to their movies that give them life. Keep trying to find your niche, and don't let the nay-sayers turn you into another assembly line director. That's my two cents, anyway. Mike L. |
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| Sir Noel Plum Senior Studmuffin 1001 Posts 2/03 | SNP. |
| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | I love Dana. She loves sniffing smelly armpits and anything having to do with urine. She's a serious degenerate and I mean that in the nicest way. Like I've said before, sometimes a real woman like Dana is a refreshing change of pace from some of the 18 year olds who have no clue about their own sexuality yet. BTW, I helped her site get something up just now. Check it out at Chico |
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| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | In the main scene, she does a DP and double vag with Steve Holmes and John Strong. She also performs 2 mini multiple face blasts, one going on her face and one going in her mouth with the obligatory listering gurgling and spit out. She also does a POV BJ with Brian Surewood. Chico |
| DP Jones Member 511 Posts 10/03 | I also have to say I like your casting choices Chico,although I would like to see more slammin'DP's.Especially from the funky chicken Mallory,if she ever pops back in. But ya know sometimes you guys are ahead of your time,you had people like Aurora Snow and Bella Marie before they ever did anal/dp's.Elizabeth Lawrence is definitely DP friendly! Maybe not your cup of tea,but I'm in love with Lani Kaluha,and would love to see her in some Diabolic product.OPEN UP DAT PHAT ASS! |
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| MLyons Senior Member 1617 Posts 8/02 | Granted the concepts may be more to some people's tastes, but let me assure you--the names are equally as imperically stupid. :) As for my own useless opinion. I really don't care about the politics of the situation... and whatever grudge or disrespect or lack thereof is involved here. I'm just a fan looking for something interesting to watch. As long as no one's getting hurt, I don't care whether it was made by Mike John, Chico Wang or Papa Smurf for that matter. Let's not lose our sense of perspective. Almost all of today's specialty porn is rediculous to a certain degree. That doesn't mean it doesn't still have some value to someone . Mike L. Edited by - MLyons on 1/13/2004 11:53:55 AM |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | I guess he is seriously handicapped by the fact that he only has one contract girl in his stable. Of course, Smurfette (that what you call her, right?) has all the qualities of a porn star: she is blond, always wears incredibly short dresses, is constantly seducing everything that walks by wearing white trousers and a white hat and always seems to have a tail up her ass. Hmmm... Belgian porn does exist after all. |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | And, truthfully, I'd rather see facials than "good to the last pathetic dribble" swallowing scenes, which have not only gotten kind of old hat but almost a strict relgious code in a lot of gonzo these days. As for Dana, her armpits smell like heaven's own pepper pot . Edited by - skronker on 1/19/2004 12:55:15 AM |
| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | You see, I just got a press release from Anarchy with a title called "Perverted P.O.V.". Now that is a blatant ripoff of a Diabolic title. Personally, I don't give a flying fuck. Of course it's a deliberate attempt to confuse the consumer. Proof is in the pudding. If they fail, they end up looking bad. And to take a name "Directed by Chico Redfield" is also kind of goofy. Again, who gives a flying Buddha. Too many people out there take all this shit too seriously. The Porn World should never be taken seriously. There's too many fucking psycopaths, goofballs, and subhumans that inhabit this business. It's FantasyLand and will always be such. No director out there is creating 'high art'. In it's basic core, all we're doing is creating visual impact that'll have a guy jackoff onto his belly. That's the sheer essence of porn. Maybe I'm stupid or something. The average porn consumer knows no pornstar other than a select few if any at all. The average porn consumer buys based on boxcovers. The average porn consumer buys a shitload of Leisure Time and Vivid compilation tapes cause "FOUR HOURS OF HARDCORE SEX!". Without those cheap ass comp tapes, video stores wouldn't make it in business. Chico |
| -Kelly- Senior Member 2517 Posts 5/03 | Your's is a rather bleak and grim outlook on the industry. However, on that same token it is also a rather realistic one. No one can accuse you of having delusions of grandeur. (Those sound like such backhanded compliments, but I assure you that is not my intention) I guess I can take this stuff too seriously sometimes, as you lamented.
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| iluvgonzo Member 70 Posts 12/02 | Also, since when did facials become controversial? Cut Chico some slack. He's got hot girls taking facials. Sounds good to me. Look at it like music. In the 70's, you had the Pink Floyd's of the world ruling the charts. Then Punk comes along and basically does the opposite of what everyone else was doing. They just made fast paced, pissed off, simple music. The facial thing is going against the current trend of swallowing. So what's the big deal? And by the way, could Dana Vesploi be any hotter? |
| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | I'll tell you how it came to be. I just started shooting the line Spring Chickens. Most of the initial scenes went into Spring Chickens #5 (I believe two scenes were from Jon Dough and thus I didn't want my name on the box). The person thought it would be funny if I threw eggs at Haley as an inbetweener. Now anybody knows me knows I convinced girls to do a hell of alot worse when I was at Extreme. This was easy pickins. In this industry there are three ways to convince women to do something. (1) They are so devoid of self-esteem or intelligence, they'll do anything you ask. (2) You can scare them into it especially if they're new. (3) You have this jackass, party atmosphere on the set and they'll do it for kicks. In Haley's case, she did it for kicks and I shot her again. I stipulated to the guys to intentionally miss and crack eggs on her head when they were real close. In my personal life, I've had girls snort my jizz with a straw simply cause I challenged them. (Maybe that'll be a new line :)) I've actually had girls ask me to pee up their nostrils as an erotic act but couldn't muster the bladder control. It's a real odd world. I'm trying. My breasts may be growing but I'm trying. Chico |
| Renee Member 765 Posts 8/03 | Your honesty is refreshing. I've got a question: roughly speaking, what is the percentage breakdown of self esteem/ novice persuasion/ party atmosphere that holds when you or other directors are trying to get a woman to do something edgier? Is it something like 10/10/80? Just curious. P.S. I used "persuasion" because "scare them into it" sounded too harsh, but maybe I'm being too naive about it. |
| -Kelly- Senior Member 2517 Posts 5/03 | Again, I appreciate the honesty. I think I am the one who keeps incessantly bringing up the "belting Haley with eggs" incident from "Spring Chickens 6." Basically, you say you want to bring more honesty to your product and demystify the quasi-glamorous perceptoins of porn. You want to keep your set like a frat house environment. That is perfectly fine and cool. I understand that. I guess the best way I can respond to it is to say that I am in college right now and I am not in a fraternity nor do I ever plan to be. That is not an environment I particularly wanted to be a part of. As such, I'm probably a tad bit too uptight about some of your antics. I thought "Spring Chickens 6" was great. I just didn't care for Haley's scene and the in-betweener with her in the bathroom. But I am still going to be renting "No Swallowing Allowed" and I will still rent "Lewd Conduct 19." I'll probably see more stuff that I won't like but at this point I'll be more inclined to just let it pass.
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