Q. I read recently that you can get mouth cancer from going down on a woman. Is this true, or one of those urban myths?

A. Unfortunately, it's no myth: Researchers have found that the human papillomavirus strain HPV16 - which is known to cause cervical cancer - can lead to oral cancer. Guys aren't the only ones at risk, either: Women can get cancer from performing fellatio on an infected man. Other studies have shown that one-third of 25-year-old women are infected with the human papillomavirus, most without even realizing it. But there is some good news: A vaccine is under development and could be available in the next few years. More important, for a variety of complicated reasons, the risk of contracting oral cancer this way is exceeding low - about one in 50,000. If that's still too much of a risk for you and your partner, you may each want to get the simple HPV test. I'm sure you can find some other activities to keep yourselves occupied while you wait for the results.

What can I say, despite these findings, I am still going to try to eat as much pussy as I possibly can.

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