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captain crunch
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5/04
Posted - May 7 2004 : 3:56PM
What system do you use? Walk me through beginning to end, how you end up with good porn.
DenverDon
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Posted - May 7 2004 : 4:48PM
At a local brick and mortar shop, browse, browse, and browse. Choose a few, but only rent them. It is cheaper that way and you can see if you like that studios series and product. Then if you like you should go on-line to buy because 99% of the time it is cheaper, or at least you have the option of shopping around and comparing prices.

When ready to buy, read, read, and read reviews. If combined with a few rentals that you have made and perused you should have some pretty good expectations of getting something good. Again, buy on-line, it is cheaper.

DenverDon

jagerclown
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434 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 7 2004 : 5:55PM
I rent through xrentdvd.com. I usually start with movies of girls I like, and then through those movies see another girl I like and so on.

ex: I rented a Barely Legal movie for Dani Woodward and Malorie Marx and saw a scene with Cytherea in it. From then, I rented another movie with her in it and discovered Cherry Lane.

Every now and then I'll just rent a movie from a series that is good without knowing the girls like A Good Source of Iron or Spring Chickens.

Coyote
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972 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 7 2004 : 7:55PM
As DD pointed out when buying porn and are branching out or are just picky on what to buy read reveiews. You can't go wrong with my reviews because well they're the best . You get to know all what happens including a few little insights I have of my own. I'm very picky when I go to buy porn that's why I rent 90% of the time. Yeah I go out on a limb and buy but it is usually after seeing screen shots, reading reviews, and if I know who does what and company it's from then I'll blind buy. If you like gonzo or anal films then Evil Empire and PXP are the best. Red Light has a lot of mixed stuff as does Anabolic. THERE are a lot of companies out there but I stand by EE and PXP. I would start out by browsing reviews and then rent the ones that seem interesting. Then take things from there! Porn is by far the hardest to buy mainly because there are 4-6 scenes in one and if you don't like a couple your stuck with it not to mention they are more expensive than mainstream movies. As I have come to find it is hard to find porn with all the scenes that please me.

"Living Life is not made up of material things"

DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - May 7 2004 : 7:58PM
ummm, Coyote,

It might be better to call them Evil Angel. They are known as the 'Evil Empire', but the label is usually Evil Angel. Also EE could be confused with Evolution Erotica. Just a tip.

DenverDon

 
Manetho71
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185 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 7 2004 : 8:00PM
I only own three porn DVDs, so most of the time I rent.

I go down to the local brick and mortar Le Sexe Shoppe. I look primarily at three things:

1.) The studio: I prefer known quantities, such as Evil Angel, Zero Tolerance, PXP, RLD, Ana/Dia, etc. That way I pretty much know what to expect, especially in terms of production value. I never really try production companies I haven't heard of, unless the DVD has a girl in it I really like, which brings me to...

2.) The girls: There are a few stars that I consider must-sees. These are my A-listers. However, if I find a movie with a couple of B-listers in it, I may choose that one over the one with the single A-lister.

3.) The guys: Yes, the guys in the movies matter to me. There are certain guys (who will remain nameless) that sorta ruin scenes for me, so I try to avoid movies with them in it, unless maybe it's only for a single scene. Off the top of my head, it's a good sign to me if some of the following are in the movie: Brandon Iron, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and of course Rocco.

So to sum up, when I'm trying to pick out porn, it's a combination of all things listed above. I have to recognize a couple of girls in the film, it's got to be from a company I feel I can reasonably trust, and if I'm having trouble still making a decision, I'll think about which guys are in it.

Walter Burns
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11/02
Posted - May 7 2004 : 8:18PM
I use 3 simple rules:

1) Never buy.

2) Trial and error.

3) Stick with what you like.

Practically speaking, this results in a renting process that is peculiar in itself and which I have described elsewhere in this forum.

Balance is key. I am fortunate in that I can rent cheap. 10 titles for a whole week for 15 Euro. While picking those 10 titles, I use rules #2 and #3 to strike a balance between the trusted and unfamiliar. Even if I am unlucky and all the unfamiliar titles turn out to be stinkers, I can fall back on the titles I can almost always tell will be good. And then there are times that I get lucky, and the unfamiliar titles are good as well. If that is the case, I can look for more of the same. At the same time, I learn to avoid the stinkers.

I have seen a lot of bad porn in my quest for good porn. But after so many years of watching porn, I am pretty much confident about what I will like and what I will detest.

So, in short, there is only one rule for me: experience.

Hmmm... and variety. Without variety, I get bored, or even worse, jaded. So I like to mix things up anyway. But then, I am seldom looking for specific titles, stars, acts or fetishes.




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Coyote
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3/04
Posted - May 7 2004 : 8:23PM
Now that you mention it they are all good as well, see that was my hidden message...lol

"Living Life is not made up of material things"

DenverDon
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Posted - May 7 2004 : 9:45PM
DenverDon

Edited by - DenverDon on 5/7/2004 9:45:14 PM

bungshy
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123 Posts
11/02
Posted - May 7 2004 : 10:09PM
Manetho71 has some really good advice. I would also pay attention to the director of the video. They really do make a difference. I've seen ho-hum scenes with my favorite stars and then I've seen great scenes with the same stars by a good director. Among my favorites.

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cv
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7/03
Posted - May 7 2004 : 10:12PM
For me, it starts with the director. There are folks out there who have been putting out consistently good videos over the years. They care about having hot chicks and hard studs having hot sex; they are proud about their work. They can't hit home runs every time they step up to the plate, but they're part of my A-List.

Unlike Hollywood, porn directors are very often associated with a label (i.e., company). Thus, I end up buying videos from certain companies: Evil Angel, Red Light District, Platinum X (and formerly Extreme Associates) for gonzo/all-sex; Private and Digital Playground (and formerly Wicked) for features.

Then there is the matter of content. I don't watch too many features, but a coherent storyline is nice. It doesn't have too be super-duper plausible (heck, most of the Hollywood mainstream stuff isn't), but it does have to flow well. If I'm picking a gonzo/all-sex tape, most of these are now in genres (blowjobs/facials, gangbangs, creampies, etc.) so I can indulge in whatever fetish I fancy that day.

There is one reviewer whom I've been reading consistently over the years. I understand his personal preferences and his pet peeves (helpfully, he has stated these again and again), and he has made my porn purchasing over the past few years far less of a hit-or-miss game. Thanks Rog! You rule!

I'm getting acclimatized to some of the reviewers here. I've been burned a couple of times buying a video that someone fleetingly suggested, so I will stick with the suggestions of bonafide reviewers. Over the years in various online forums concerning various topics as well as online stores such as Amazon.com, I've found that people who took the time and consideration to write full-length, persistent reviews with correct punctuation and decent grammar provide far more useful information than the post-and-run "such-and-such movie has that kind of action" or "i liked it"/"me too" drive-by dilettantes.

Do not use the box cover art as a guideline. The better directors seem to have more honest scruples about what they put on their box covers, but you can't tell who is being honest and who isn't by looking at box cover art. Heck, as you watch mainstream Hollywood, you'll realize that movie trailers for bad films contain all of a movie's good moments. Trailers for good films only have a portion. But you can't tell a good movie from a bad one by watching the trailer.

If you do the "rent first" thing as others have suggested, you should take notes. The more effort you expend on researching and figuring out your own personal tastes, the better decisions you will ultimately make. The better you are at communicating what you are looking for, the more relevant responses you will receive.

Oh yes, I can't forget. The girls should be hot. The first time I saw Jenna Haze on the box cover of Flesh Hunter, I said, "Holy fucking shit!" To this day, if anyone says the name Jenna Haze, I think of that box cover as well as her scene in that movie and get instant wood. That's what porn should be all about.

Summary

You cannot say "recommend good stuff to me" and expect the world to be handed to you on a silver platter. Ultimately, you will need to figure out your own research/qualification procedures and/or sources. That's the "trial-and-error" part.

If you have the inclination, please consider giving back to the community by posting your own reviews. Your learning process will aid others in the same place. I have found that my attempts to write reviews have actually helped me identify what is important for me. Reviewing movies is not easy, but the benefits are two-fold: yourself and others. Good luck and have fun!

Edited by - cv on 5/7/2004 11:44:55 PM

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Posted - May 7 2004 : 11:32PM
For us, who have been watching since the mid-eighties, it is all about trial and error, finding something that we like, sticking with it, trying some new things and looking at a number of the review sites to get ideas of how certain studios, directors, stars entertain, etc. It's also better to go to a site and take a peak at screen shots. Sometimes the boxcover does not really give you the who picture or tell you the true truth.

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darklord
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Sunshine State
126 Posts
4/04
Posted - May 7 2004 : 11:57PM
Well you have to rent first. Once there, you have to look at the box and see if any of the women on it raise your interest. Looking at the back cover can help you see if you like the acts she is doing. if it's to your liking, then maybe you will go with it or end up choosing something else. The choice is all yours.
valjean4876
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953 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 8 2004 : 12:58AM
I'm not a renter. I like to own. Sure I have purchased a few downers, but if you take your time it usually works out very well.

I saw Jenna Haze in a free clip once, then I bought her up and cummers version. That was my first porn buy. My tastes have developed far away from that buy, but I still love Jenna. I remember how excited I was when I realized that I could get a whole DVD of this cute girl in the 10 second mpg. I'm slow sometimes, lol.

I buy girls that I like. Well, their movies anyway.

And then I buy movies from directors that I like.

I also rely on reviewers. Selena Silver is a great reviewer, and she turned me on to Sineplex. I am impressed with them in addition to PXP, Evil Angel and RLD. I like reviewers that use screenshots like Astroknight.

Saki
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Posted - May 8 2004 : 4:10AM
 
Brandon Iron
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3832 Posts
3/02
Posted - May 8 2004 : 9:09PM
I always rent titles from series I like, then buy only those that are so well done that I cannot live without them. Anyone who has seen DOWN THE HATCH #8 knows exactly what I am talking about. Having said that, I didn't enjoy #10 nearly as much. Best to rent first, buy later.
Brandon
Tricks_Are_For_Kids
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adelaide, south oz
9 Posts
4/04
Posted - May 8 2004 : 9:43PM
buy any evil angel product and you cannot go wrong, just check the catergory of the disc, for instance if you are turned off by transexuals then you would not want to pick up a copy of rogue adventures would you,
Mr_White
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344 Posts
2/04
Posted - May 9 2004 : 9:42AM
Well, first of all I´d say it depends whether you consider yourself an absolute beginner, or whether you already made some experiences.

In case you are a rookie to pornland, first thing to do would be to find out what you like, what turns you on. Since there are so many different companies with so many different directors around and this resulting in such a big variety of directing styles, it´s safe to say you´d better start to find out, what does work out for you, and what does not work out for you.

Once you made that first step, second step would be to decide whether your main attraction is biased upon the actresses, some certain directors/companies and/or a combination of both.
How to find out? Rent, rent and rent, whatever appeals to you, when you see a boxcover. Plus, to widen your horizon, always try out something new. Maybe that´ll help to find you your favorite fetish, whatever.
Reviews might be helpful as well, but you should always keep in mind that these are often very subjective and can lead to big disappointments, like i.e. the reviewer likes certain things/scenarios you don´t like at all.

Me? I consider myself a porn-watch veteran, since it´s some 20 years ago that I watched my first porn flick. I can tell for sure that things change, i.e. many titles I used to love when they were released several years ago, nowadays no longer appeal to me in any way. Even the other way round this is sorta true. Some things I found disgusting back than, I now really love to watch.




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