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| cm37564 Senior Member 1105 Posts 9/05 |  Posted - May 15 2009 : 7:50AM. . .trouble is, Rachel Rotten would have to come back and play Abby. (or, just get Joanna Angel) either Tori Black or Sasha Grey could be Ziva and if we're talking about Sex and the City Sarah Jessie is the obvious choice for Sarah Jessica Parkers character Edited by - cm37564 on 5/30/2009 9:54:14 AM   [Link] |
| Lexi_Love Member Lets Talk About SEX ! 301 Posts 10/05 | Posted - May 24 2009 : 12:59PM [Link] |
| Jaktarn Senior Member 4798 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 24 2009 : 5:20PM I would love a porn parody of the hills and curb your enthusiasm. I am soo surprised they havent done one on sex and the city yet. Tori Black would be awesome in it. Some of the other suggestions on those posts would probably not work that well today. Another great one would be How I met your mother. Edited by - jaktarn on 5/24/2009 5:22:20 PM [Link] |
| Jaktarn Senior Member 4798 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 24 2009 : 6:04PM [Link] |
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| redhead Member Not so redhead these days... 718 Posts 1/08 | Posted - May 25 2009 : 12:15AM [Link] |
| Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 25 2009 : 12:11PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 26 2009 : 2:30AM And there's a good chance it'd be funnier than the sitcom, because, not very funny. A Boston Legal spoof that ends with the most confusing 12 way lawyer orgy ever, but starts off with a confused Captain Kirk wearing his starfleet uniform to court and then scoring with the hooker he was supposed to be prosecuting because she's dressed like the alien women with big beehive hair he faintly remembers from the Gene Rodenberry days? [Link] |
| Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09 | Posted - May 27 2009 : 11:16PM Anyway here goes...  Kyle Stone in the Dexter Morgan role. Oookay... This is an admittedly shaky start; Kyle Stone's a a lot older, and lacking Michael C. Hall's chiseled good looks, but Kyle's got a certain amount of charm and charisma that would be needed in the part. Also has a vague hairstyle and colour close enough so that you can at least recognise the equivalent role. But yeah, I'm stretching... my knowledge of male porn stars is tested, but you can't have a 'Dexter' spoof without a Dexter. I'm open to further suggestions... Things shall improve, on to... Next: Next: Bring forth... And lastly... [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - May 27 2009 : 11:24PM [Link] |
fu_q  All-Star Member Marv Montag (@PornOfYore) 2506 Posts 2/09 | Posted - May 28 2009 : 9:52PM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - May 30 2009 : 12:51PM [Link] |
| Face Candy Member 81 Posts 7/08 | Posted - May 31 2009 : 4:05AM Mindy Main as Mariska Claudio Meloni as Meloni  Shane Diesel as Ice-t Deeya Tamara Faye Valentine as Diane Neal Plus the criminals would be hot chicks.[Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - May 31 2009 : 7:27AM STOP PLAYING MUSIC OVER YOUR SEX SCENES! you produce decent scripts and very good low budget spoofs, not to mention you actually get some good performances out of your actors, but your sex scenes are ruined by being drowned out by music. TURN IT OFF. thanks. mm [Link] |
| Gman992 Member Cleveland, Ohio 8 Posts 12/06 | Posted - May 31 2009 : 9:16PM Edited by - gman992 on 5/31/2009 9:17:17 PM [Link] |
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| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 1:53AM I've narrowed it down to a few choices for each female cast member: Eliza Dushku's Caroline/Echo - Kristina Rose or Chayse Evans (Angelina Valentine?) Olivia Williams' Adelle DeWitt - Holly Wellin or Kerry-Louise (based solely on the accents) Dichen Lachman's Sierra - Asa Akira or Roxy Jezel Miracle Laurie's Mellie/November - Cassandra Calogera (the body) or Alexis Texas (the face) Amy Acker's Dr. Claire Saunders - Hailey Young Any suggestions, approvals or disapproval? [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 2:53AM [Link] |
| King B Member I always tell the truth. Even when I lie 40 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 3:53PM [Link] |
| Jaktarn Senior Member 4798 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 8:34PM Emma Starr or Janine could easily pull of being Lauri (third from the left in the pic.) Lauri is actually a real hottie! [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 9:17PM [Link] |
| MrMarcus Member Walk down and fuck them all. 181 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Jun 9 2009 : 8:52PM [Link] |
| Cupid Stunt Senior Member Luton Piss On Watford... Tis True 1352 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jun 9 2009 : 9:17PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 2:22PM [Link] |
| Dread Senior Member Latex and boobs 5085 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Jun 15 2009 : 4:17AM The Resident Gamer/ComicNerd Edited by - dreadsynapse on 6/15/2009 4:19:00 AM [Link] |
| Anomander Rake Member 186 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 5:14PM anyway I like the saved by the bell Idea, what do you think of this line up?  Ava Rose as Kelly  Kapri Styles as Lisa  Sarah Vandella as Jessie [Link] |
| Dread Senior Member Latex and boobs 5085 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 12:22AM The Resident Gamer/ComicNerd [Link] |
| Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 10:03PM Only thing that jumped out at me... Going only by that picture (as I don't remember the character/actress), I'd plump for Baby Cakes over Kapri Styles, to play the "Lisa" role (sorry, just used your uploaded picture for the side-by-side)...  Kapri seems a better body match, but Ms. Cakes seems closer to her facially. Just my opinion... Thinking about Saved by the Bell, this one seems natural to me...  Dustin Diamond in the Screech role. Ol' Dustin flirted with the porn world a few years back with the sex tape thing he (allegedly) released to raise his profile ('Screeched' - Red Light District). A full-fledged porn reprisal of his most famous (only?) role would probably be something he'd leap at if given the chance. [Link] |
| pwing Member 413 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Jul 7 2009 : 3:26AM Sasha Grey as Sookie Stackhouse. This one was easy.  Jada Fire as Tara Thornton. Okay, I know what you're thinking. Jada doesn't look like Rutina Wesley at all. But when you consider the attitude needed to pull off the role of Tara I doubt any other porn girl fits the bill.  Dana DeArmond as Maryann Foster. Another easy one.  Faye Reagan as Jessica Hamby. Sadly enough folks porn is suffering from a shortage of redheads. Faye Reagan, however, has been catching my attention lately so I thought I would give her a nod. If anyone has another suggestion for this one I'd like to hear it.  Manuel Ferrara as Bill Compton. Ferrara always seems to be walking the line between good and evil in his performances. I mean the guy is as likely to smack or choke a girl (in a scene) as he is to smother himself in her ass or kiss her. Would you expect less from any good vampire?  Evan Stone as Eric Northman. Eric Northman? Seriously? Was Charlaine Harris watching porn when she came up with this character name. Anyway the pictures speak for themselves and there's no male talent around that can deliver a line like Evan Stone.  James Deen as Jason Stackhouse. In the HBO series it's Jason who's getting the most pussy and if the DVD's I've been seeing along with James Deen's twitter account are any indication then this would simply be a case of art imitating life.  Tommy Gunn as Sam Tramell. Alright so I got a little lazy on this one but you gotta admit that aside from the differences in hair these two aren't that different. [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 7 2009 : 4:16AM  [Link] |
| XXXenophile Member 343 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Jul 7 2009 : 5:14AM You may want to think more in that set of terms as well. For now, I'm just wondering how in the hell Manuel can pull of a southern accent without having the production look like a badly dubbed Private movie!  Phenomenal choices though. [Link] |
| pwing Member 413 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Jul 7 2009 : 6:15AM [Link] |
| Puol Member 83 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Jul 11 2009 : 11:17AM Edited by - Puol on 7/11/2009 11:17:58 AM [Link] |
| shellshock91 Member Believe and you can Achieve 663 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Jul 12 2009 : 7:53PM [Link] |
| Jeff Mullen Member Hall of Famer -Time to get out 219 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jul 12 2009 : 11:37PM [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 12 2009 : 11:41PM [Link] |
| Flash Golden Age Classic 11017 Posts 5/01 | Posted - Jul 13 2009 : 2:23AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jul 13 2009 : 3:03AM [Link] |
| shellshock91 Member Believe and you can Achieve 663 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 12:20AM [Link] |
| XXXenophile Member 343 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 7:16AM Hustler announced they're doing a parody. Let's all think this thread had something to do with it and try to get some of the other choices here off the ground. [Link] |
| JasonM New Member 3 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 10:51AM http://twitter.com/brookebannerxxx/ (check tweets for July 2) I imagine she'll be the Donna character. [Link] |
| Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 8:24PM In reference to Saved by the Bell, it'd be interesting to see who they actually chose to play the roles. I suspect the casting decisions on this thread, would probably be stronger than the final outcomes of many productions. [Link] |
| XXXenophile Member 343 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Jul 15 2009 : 8:57AM Sides its a genre that's giving a boost to the porn economy. Not to mention its making the scriptwriters come up with good scripts to work the concept in so that's what truly counts. [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jul 21 2009 : 9:38AM Riley Shy IS Jessica Hamby. [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jul 21 2009 : 4:39PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jul 21 2009 : 4:41PM [Link] |
| Puol Member 83 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Jul 22 2009 : 4:56PM With Lex Steele starring KG...  ...and Cherokee starring Miss Williams [Link] |
| pwing Member 413 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Jul 23 2009 : 8:56PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 23 2009 : 10:07PM [Link] |
| SxDoctor Member 103 Posts 10/06 | Posted - Jul 23 2009 : 11:29PM I think that porn parodies work best when the template is a sitcom for several reasons. The bar for writing dialogue and acting is lower in sitcoms. It's easier to insert wacky, zany ongoings that somehow lead to sex. I also think that it is better to use a show that has been off the air for a while. It's also something where out heart yearns for refreshed memories of shows we used to watch. My own idea for a porn parody would be to have a cavalcade of TGIF shows. A Full House parody featuring the girls all grown up, a Family Matters parody complete with Urkel imitation, Step By Step with step-sibling pairings, and a nice Melissa Joan Hart-lookalike cast as Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Each "show" would be 20-25 minutes, consisting of a shorter lead-in sex scene, some "acting", and a bigger sex scene. For example, Sabrina walks in on her aunts employing a double-dong dildo while an anthropomorphic Salem (the cat on the show) masturbates in the corner in a short lesbian scene. Sabrina decides to do her own experiments with sex toys that she magically enhances. She sighs and wishes that her plastic penises were all real and they magically turn into real penises attached to humans, who gangbang the hell out of her. Which leads me to another point. I think it would be great to pick shows so that they take teenage characters and age them to 18+ and allow people to visualize sex that would have otherwise been "wrong". [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jul 24 2009 : 3:42PM Shit, maybe this post should have appeared as an article in the New Yorker, not here, but the basic point is this: parodies appeal to folks because they contain a guaranteed context. So if parodies sell well, this implies buyers have been starving for conteXt in their X. And if you already know the TV show context turned you on, then you know the parody is up your alley. The reason why people respond to these parodies may be because they've learned by trial and error that normal porn CAN'T be trusted to put the sex into a good context so it "works." I think Brazzers is actually a godsend in that respect. They represent a return to meaning and context, which was completely absent around the turn of the gonzo decade. So is a parody automatically worth seeing? No. Is it probably going to be crap? Probably. But it has the potential to be more valuable to the viewer than a normal porn-O. The makers of parodies are playing upon this curiosity, and should play on. [Link] |
| cm37564 Senior Member 1105 Posts 9/05 | Posted - Jul 26 2009 : 10:25AM DO IT (that's in case anyone from Brazzers reads this board) Edited by - cm37564 on 7/26/2009 5:50:51 PM [Link] |
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