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Sir_Puntsalot
Member

49 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jul 31 2007 : 4:19PM
Hi folks,
i'm seeing a hot escort on Friday and may be tempted to try out her strap-on service.
What`s the best way to prepare my A*al passage for this, as i don't want any "accidents" if i can help it
Eurosluts and DAP Is Best!!!
Edited by - sir_puntsalot on Jul 31 2007
threesomebody
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2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jul 31 2007 : 8:47PM
Buy an anal douche, the kind you just use with water. Stick it in and squirt it up in your asshole repeatedly until you are willing to drink the water that runs back out.
then you are ready.
conquistador
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Hellhamster.
2947 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jul 31 2007 : 9:47PM
before you try this 3Sb is right. Clean yourself out.
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2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jul 31 2007 : 9:53PM
What is it with you and hamsters? Is it a Canadian thing?
BigNateD
Member

16 Posts
7/07
Posted - Jul 31 2007 : 10:01PM
1. Don't eat anything for half the day before your "date".
2. Douche your ass. Get a Vulcanite (or similar) anal douche from an adult shop. Repeatedly fill you ass with lukewarm tap water until the water runs clear.
3. Wash your ass.
4. If needed, use some AnalEze or Anal Blue prior to penetration.
 
Loraine
Senior Member

1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - Aug 1 2007 : 2:35AM
I don't think numbing your ass with Anal Eze or the like isn't such a great idea.
Jack Morin, the anal king makes for good reading.
Rosario Stone
Member

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61 Posts
4/07
Posted - Aug 1 2007 : 1:57PM
Pervert LOL!!! i love do guys with strapons, but i dont escort sorry, hope make strapon scenes soon (mmmmm Christian or Kurt :droll:)
:P
Besos...... Rosario Stone
BigNateD
Member

16 Posts
7/07
Posted - Aug 1 2007 : 8:37PM
AnalEze isn't for everyone. My girl insists on using it. With some AnalEze I can pop a whole thing of 10 graduated anal beads in her butt, no prob. Fist time I popped em in her ass, she said "Are they in yet?", not realizing all the beads were already up her ass. I told her "Damn, your ass REALLY likes those beads". For her, the AnalEze deffinately helps.
chaotic_23
Member

339 Posts
1/06
Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 1:52AM
For extra insurance, you may want to pop an immodium beforehand too.
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 4:40AM
Try different butt plugs beforehand starting with small ones and moving on to bigger and bigger ones, and use plenty of lube.
Lucky guy!
ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Aug 7 2007 : 6:47AM
dam i wish i had posted sooner, i guess you been? How did u get on?
Well, I have been experimenting with "myself" for a number of years before I saw an escort who ass-fucked me.
Use your fingers first, do a bit at a time, moveing to bigger things over time.
Also if u decide to then do it now and again, go in slowly and gently, let the muscles open up and relax before you start thrusting yourself.
Edited by - shiwarrior on 8/7/2007 6:48:07 AM
ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Aug 7 2007 : 6:49AM
fancy fucking me????
conquistador
Deactivated User

Hellhamster.
2947 Posts
10/03
Posted - Aug 7 2007 : 12:08PM
3SB. I live alone. The hams are kind of companion animals for me in my small apartment. Also they are cute.
Sir_Puntsalot
Member

49 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 6:24PM
sadly the "russian girl" wasn't the best so we didn't try the strap on :-(
Sir_Puntsalot
Member

49 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 6:32PM
 
Sir_Puntsalot
Member

49 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 6:34PM
Kurt Lockwood
Deactivated User

34 Posts
2/07
Posted - Aug 11 2007 : 7:47PM
Rosario Stone ROCKS!!
ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Aug 17 2007 : 6:23PM
well, you ought to mate, its actually very very good felling.
they can fuck u in their for hours and u don't come, but it feels so fucking good (no pun intended)
do it mate, you wont regret it!
mpj29
New Member

3 Posts
8/07
Posted - Aug 27 2007 : 12:17PM
mpj29
New Member

3 Posts
8/07
Posted - Aug 27 2007 : 12:19PM
trust me, throw the strap on away and get her to use her fingers. I cant tell you why but a strap on, however good feels about a 10th as good as the real thing.
Try a real cock. so long as he wears a condom what have you got yo loose
OOOPS edited your post instead of reply with quote, sorry
Edited by - shiwarrior on 10/29/2007 5:07:50 PM
ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 5:08PM
If you want to try it, forget strap-on sex, just get a hot transexual.... I have and its wonderful!
Sir_Puntsalot
Member

49 Posts
6/07
Posted - Nov 3 2007 : 12:34PM
Don't think i'm ready to go THAT far!!!
Plastic/rubber toys are one thing. Another man's penis hmm maybe not just yet..
Finally got ALL the thai beads in last night
Sir_Puntsalot
Member

49 Posts
6/07
Posted - Nov 3 2007 : 12:36PM
I read that using a douche before anal sex is a big no,no. As it washes away that bacteria that can help protect you against STD's
it also dehydrates the colon which makes it absorb water/fluid more quickly
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 3 2007 : 1:16PM
You and me both! A real penis in the ass is so gay...
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 3 2007 : 1:17PM
What about condoms? Extra strength ones of course...
 
ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Dec 28 2007 : 6:39AM
Sir P, how far have u got with this? done it? or bottled out? or "will" be doing it in 2008?
Sir_Puntsalot
Member

49 Posts
6/07
Posted - Dec 30 2007 : 4:20AM
LOL
i bottled out but may give it ago when i see (you know who) next year
ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Dec 30 2007 : 5:59AM
hehe, good luck mate
I think I know who you mean, beggins with a C and ends in E



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