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cross
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Posted - Oct 16 2005 : 9:23PM
I was wondering, apart from the obvious clean up issues, what are the pros and cons in regard to peeing? Wheather it's on one another or in one another? My fuck buddy and I have just started considering it (she's a dirty one) and are both pretty keen on the idea.
Cheers
dibbo69
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Posted - Oct 17 2005 : 5:05AM
Well for me it has been a long time fantasy to pee on her and vice versa-I guess the naughtiness and taboo of it all. I really want to piss in a bitches cunt and asshole. I guess the benefits are pleasing one another, and the cleansing effects of a piss deuche and enema.+
Joey Starr
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Posted - Oct 17 2005 : 6:38AM
I don't understand your question, I see only pros no cons!

Drink piss it's good for you!

Robbie
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Posted - Oct 21 2005 : 9:48AM
Joey, do you search piss on the hour, every hour? Respect, dude!

I've never done it but it would have to be clean piss though, if you know what I mean. Not morning piss i.e. concentrated yellow, smelly etc. Afternoon piss, much better, clear not smelly etc. Probably better mid week too, after alcohol from weekend out of system.

Where is Delilah these days?

Isabel_Ice
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I was living in the dark... but now I see the light...
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Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 6:09PM
I have this great toy... I call it a 'piss trough' but I don't know what it's really called.
It's an inflaitable butt-plug that you stick up your ass and inflate it to however big you want, and coming off the plug is a rubber tube about a foot and a half long, and and attatched to the tube is a funnel. So imaginge you get on all fours, stick the plug in your ass, and then someone pisses into the funnel, and you get a magical piss enima!!!! Class!!!
A definate pro, espesially the moment you feel yourself getting really full, and warm, and you know it's piss!
 
anal aficionado
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Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 6:17PM
Damn thats hot
cross
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I Love Beef Curtains!
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Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 5:59AM
That is incredibly sexy, and i don't know if it should be... But Damn it it is!!!
Joey Starr
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Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 6:21AM
Seriously for beginners I would recommend reading the "Watersports Training Manual" on the Patches website.

The only downside I can think of now, if you want to drink piss is that the taste can be pretty strong, my girlfriend drank a lot of diet vanilla coke before a watersports session and her piss tasted heavenly otherwise plain old water is great, but some other fluids are not so good, a matter of trial and error I guess (and it's also discussed in the aformentioned manual but I disagree about Coca Cola).

Isabel_Ice
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Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 6:58AM
It's SOOO wrong, and yet SOOO right!!!
kataboom
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Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 7:00AM
double post

Edited by - kataboom on 10/24/2005 7:01:08 AM

kataboom
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Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 7:01AM
ever try (from the manual) "log in the amazon"?

Edited by - kataboom on 10/24/2005 7:02:21 AM

Joey Starr
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Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 7:34AM
Not yet.
kataboom
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Posted - Oct 29 2005 : 3:31AM
that name makes me laugh - sorry!
Joey Starr
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Posted - Oct 29 2005 : 5:13AM
As long as you don't wet your pants...
Everett
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Posted - Oct 31 2005 : 4:54PM
Gee what kind of person are you,...by the way can I have this torn page out of your book!
 
Isabel_Ice
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Posted - Nov 4 2005 : 12:55PM
I got worse yesterday by sinking to a new piss-low.... I was with this guy who I really like, because of how twisted he is. Anyway, I pissed in a cooking pan, and proceeded to dip my sushi into my pot of piss, like a sauce. Then when I finished that, I dipped my chocolate pie, pice by piece into my 'special' sauce and ate that too.
This isn't something I would have done on my own, usually. But I could see how turned on he was when i was jokingly talking about it, so I decided that I was gonna do it. He jerked off all over himself, and I was very pleased at the piece of pleasure i gave him.
Eating piss is a small sacrifice to make for happiness!
Cuddly Wombat
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Posted - Nov 4 2005 : 1:52PM
What an incredibly considerate, empathetic and generous person you are Isabel. You are welcome to come over to my place whenever you want and piss on any food in my fridge or pantry that takes your fancy.
Twizted6
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Posted - Nov 4 2005 : 8:24PM
Can you cum over and fill a waterbed?
craven45
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Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 6:53PM
The Julia Childs of porn?...have you thought of the cooking channel???

You should have grilled up his cum and ate it

Craven

Isabel_Ice
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Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 3:12AM
That's quite a funny idea!!! I might just try that. In Wales we have Welsh Rarebit, which is a fancy form of cheese on toast, mixing the cheese with dark beer, and spices, and tomatos... i suppose I could always add spunk to the list of ingredients...

Talking about watersports, me and a German friend of mine did a really nasty scene last week it was a gang-bang involving copious ammounts of watersports, and cum-drooling/spitting back and forth between the girls, I don't think even I've done anything remotly as vile before, but it was great... laughs all round.

Edited by - isabel_ice on 11/19/2005 3:12:31 AM

craven45
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Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 9:55AM
vile?......was it vile when you were doing it?....or was it an exciting vile?....

PS--Isabel....is there any easy way to introduce watersports into ones personal life?
Craven

Edited by - craven45 on 11/19/2005 9:55:54 AM

craven45
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Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 9:56AM
Isabel_Ice
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Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 10:27AM
It was last week for Rocco. But I should imagine you'll have to look for the European edition, because there's no way it'll get released in Britain or USA. I suspect it'll be a short while before it gets released.
craven45
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Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 10:30AM
Isabel...

Thanks for the response..can you answer the 2 questions in the prior post of mine? Thanks in advance..

Craven

Isabel_Ice
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Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 7:29PM
Question 1: While I was doing it I knew it was crazy. There were 30-40 guys in the scene between 2 girls. (A German geirl Anette who specialises in German gang bangs- vag only, and myself) There were 4 well known Italian performers, to make sure there was no problems in the scene, and the rest of the people were just other lesser known performers. (as is often the case in gang scene) (all of this was just pretty normal gang-bang activity, lots of pushy guys trying to fit their cocks in somewhere-anywhere) But my pal Georgio decided he wanted to pis in my asshole... ok, I thought. (But I was thinking I would gape my ass hole, and he would piss in it... but) he managed to keep his dick super hard, whilst pissing, and so his dick acted almost like a butt-plug until he finished what was the biggest piss ever right up inside my hole... ... when he took his dick out, Anette's head was convieniently resting under my hole, and I squirted all of the piss from my ass-hole into her mouth. We then took turns in to 'pass-the-piss' between our mouths. After that, the other 'lesser-known-performers' took it upon themselves to piss all over us too!! So we decided to grab some handy glasses near-by. We decided that if the guys wanted to piss and spunk in mass all over us, then we were going to do it in style... we got them to piss and spunk (mixed together) in the glasses and we sipped on it like a fine champagne, all the time passing, and sharing it between ourselves.
Aside from that, there was plenty of g/g drooling, where we both had mouths full of spunk, and then we gagged each other with our fists in a mini compertition to see who would puke on cum first. (neither of us did) You'll have to just see it to understand...

Question 2: Firstly, to bring watersports into your own home I suggest you don't use the aforementioned tecnique... walk before you run, (or swim, in this case.)
There are a few gentle routes you could take to introduce the fine art of watersports into the home. It depends what you are comfortable with. Could you have your girl pee on you? If you could cope with that, this is the best way forward. Even if you're not into getting pee'd on youself, but you want to pee on your girl, it's always a good idea that you take the pee first. My reasons being, that when you ask her if you can pee on her, it's not like you are asking anything that you haven't let her done. Infact, if you take the pee, she may feel compeled, ina a good way, to return the favour, meaning not only will she be 'willing' she'll be 'wanting' to do the same. (If you do it first, she'll feel more comfortable, because with u first it takes away any 'derogatory' association)
If on the other hand, you don't want to be pee'd on, I suggest you tell her this: (This was a personal fanticy of mine until it became a reality, and it was a great introduction to watersports)
Imagine me the first person:... I'm lying in an empty bath masturbating... I'm really trying to bring myself off on my private thoughts... I'm getting really close to coming...(I then tell you that I'm close) and when I'm just starting to cum, you piss all over my clit, like a hot-jet vibrator...MMMMMmmmmm now that's HOT, and very acceptable to females, as it's an aid to their orgasms, rather somethiong which could be percieved as 'gross' or male orientaited.

Note: When introducing watersports to the home, always do it where there is shower facilities available. If your partner is really weak stomached, try starting with the shower running, at the same time as you peeing. This way, the recieving partner feels clean straight away. (We have to remember that people out of the 'industry' need tender breaking in)

End of Isabel's Piss-Class
XXX

 
craven45
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Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 8:11PM
Thanks for te info....keep me (us) "abreast" of where we might find this GREAT sounding video!

Craven

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Posted - Nov 27 2005 : 10:03AM
I once picked up this girl in a bar in college. We went back to her friends place - the friend and her BF were in the next room - making our romp on the sofa more hot. Anyway she was a quick, multiple cummer. I thought I was superman, as she would come after a couple of minutes. About half way through our all-nighter she started saying she needed to pee, but we kept fucking. On around the third cum, after she started saying that she pulled off me a pissed all my dick and balls on the sofa. She kind of gasped and said I am sorry and ran to bathroom. I was like no worries, as it felt very good warm and wet. After toweling off the sofa - she was freaked about pissing her friends sofa - we fucked some more. Great night.

I don't know that I would be into the peeing on the face, but on the body was hot.

Hotporn
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Posted - Jun 3 2006 : 1:44PM
First post here, so hello all!

Thanks for the very hot description Isabel!
Sounds so dirty….and very sexy and beautiful….that DVD definitely sounds like worth having a look at! So what’s the name of the DVD?


HOTPORN

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Strapontools
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Posted - Jun 25 2006 : 12:07PM
While I've been pissed on I've never been able to be the pisser. I can't for the life of me piss while I have a hard on. No amount of concentration can get a stream going.

I can't even "think down" my hard on because I know what's going to happen when I do and that just makes it remain hard enough to limit my ability to piss.

Anyone have suggestions on how I could get past this?

wolf69
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Posted - Jul 11 2006 : 2:02AM
You know, I have seen a few watersports scenes but never really been turned on by them (not really turned off either, but rather indifferent). Then I read a thread some time ago here at ADT in which naughty kutie Kinzie Kenner talked about pissing directly on a guy's hard on as he was cumming, and that piqued my interest, so to speak.

Now I read lovely lewd Isabel's comments, suggestions and experiences and I am even more intrigued and turned on. Some of that crazy shit you descibed sounds so wrong in such a right way, Isabel. Well, if I never do get a girl to piss on my cock as I'm cumming, I still have porn and ADT to keep that fantasy alive. [:P)]

Which, of course, leads me to the inevitable question of: Anyone have any recommendations for a DVD in which a hot babe stands over a guy and pisses on his cock as her cums? Thanks in advance. Get wet.
Wolf

Joey Starr
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Posted - Sep 20 2012 : 1:34AM
Bump!
The Watersports training manual link doesn't work anymore, I'll see if I can locate it elsewhere.
Joey Starr
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Posted - Sep 20 2012 : 1:35AM
abdar nitangae
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Posted - Sep 20 2012 : 9:59PM
This thread is awesome thanks for the bump!
Rod
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Posted - Sep 24 2012 : 7:33AM
Great thread and great manual......this looks like it needs a try.



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