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Yet another chance for one of the juicy, creative minds of ADT posters to go down in history! We had so much fun reading the great ideas that you guys ,(and GURLS!) had for the Platinum title that when Ralph, the production manager asked me, " What should we call this new movie?", I said, "Hey, the posters on ADT have better ideas than me, lets ask them." So, here's the deal: Ralph asked Manuel Ferrara to direct a movie that had girls squirting as the basic theme, but not the girls we've all seen squirt in tons of scenes, eg. Tianna Lynn, Cytherea, Flower, etc. but girls that aren't known as squirters. Manuel is really good at making girls squirt. And they squirt as part of really rocking scenes with Manuel and Michael Stefano. Anyway, I think it would be really cool if someone could come up with euphemistic titles that don't include the word" squirt". If you have to use the word "squirt" it's O.K. but keep in mind the numerous titles that already use that word, so you gotta be creative. My first thought was, "Gusher Girls", but you guys, and Gurls can probably do better than that. The twisted mind that comes up with the winning title will get ten DVDs of their choice from either RLD or Platinum. And if Gurl wins, and she has the nerve, we will fly her to L.A. and shoot her in a scene where Manuel will make HER squirt. lol! So drop your cocks,(and your vibrators) for a minute and probe your sick minds and maybe someday you'll be able to tell your kids," I named a Red Light District Movie". They will love that! Thanks for your help and all your support. You guys,(and gurls) make it possible for us to make these movies and I, for one, am forever grateful.
All right. I'll be the warm-up act. I fully expect to get booed off the stage, but I'll take one for the team and make the rest my esteemed colleagues look that much better.
Too Much Gush to Flush Gush Dam Breakers Love Rain O'er Me Squirt Blurters Bi-Valves Juice Machines
I'll think of more, I'm sure (I was a freelance copywriter for a little while)...but for starters:
SPRAYED AND TUTORED A BRAND NEW SPRAY BURST THiRST LOOKS LIKE RAiN UMBRELUST HER FiRST BURST THIRST FOR HER FIRST BURST PUSSYSPITTERS SPRAYDAY (or SPLATTERDAY) SHE-SPUNKS BLOW HER LOAD BEGUSH SHE CAN SURF & TURF SURFING MANUEL
And as a tribute to porn-paying-tribute-to-mainstream-movies:
Fresh Squeezed Play with My Spray Got Juice? Juice Me Then Goose Me Goose Me Then Juice Me Goose Me, Juice Me Juice Me, Goose Me Hoes Me Down Spray Cans Ocean Spray Cocktales (if you "shoot" by the beach) G-Spot Junkies Gushing with Pleasure Gushing with Joy Gush You're Cute Sprung a Leak Thar' She Blows
would make it clear that audiences get brand new squirters.
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675 Posts 6/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 7:28AM
Oozing 'Em In Fresh Shoots Cascade Parade Deluginal Fantasies Deluginal Visions Delugesions Delugesions Of Glory Apres Nous Le Deluge Flood Warnings Breaching The Dam Risk Of Precipitation Dishonourable Discharges New Spews Squirt Virgins First Squirts First-Time Flooders Cum Forth Jet Setters Juicy Newbies Bubbling Up Pour It Out Spray One By Me Fountainheads Angel Falls Shower Power Watering Hoes Welling Up Let It Go Let It Flow Go With The Flow Pour Your Love On Me Torrents d'Amour Torrential Potential
I feel compelled to defend my title and the offer of being flown to L.A. to film my own scene is way too tempting to ignore. (And very flattering as well.) Besides, I could always use new movies.
edit: Looking above, I see that pilgrim beat me to this one. You could have the covergirl wearing an eyepatch or something. The only problem with this title is that people might think it's a blowjob movie or that it features fat chicks.
Wow! Fantastic response! All of you are great! Very entertaining reading. Some are hysterical! Thanks so much for your help. I'm sure we will get a great title from all of this. And pilgrim, I like your idea. I'm a sucker for any scenario that involves psycho/sexual power exchange. Hardware, some great stuff. I personally love the Hendrix reference but the younger generation might not get it. Very funny though. Masamune you are truly gifted, imho. Gotta go shoot the cover for Me Luv U Long Time #8. Later.
Leaking Holes New Sprinklers Out-bursts Squeeze my Juice Fluidic Whores Breaking Waters. Wet Orgasms Gushing incummers Fuck it till it rains. Pussy Showers Liquid Explosions Collapse my Levee. (erm.. on the second thought, no) Flood Control Oops! Need a snorkel? Juicy Flows. Soak my Cock
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:50AM
Spring Showers Torrential Teens Tidal Teens
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Lost Horizon Deactivated User
675 Posts 6/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:50AM
That's given me an idea for a title for this one: Manuel Emissions.
Edited to add a few more along the same basic lines:
Emission Possible Manuel's Emission Missions Man On Emission Man With Emission Manuel With Emission Sins Of Emission Open Emission Free Emission Emission Ignition General Emissions
FEMA (Female Ejaculation, Manuel Assisted) -or- (Female Ejaculation, Masturbation Addiction) -or- (Female Ejaculation, Mandatory Alert) ...since this has been in the news alot, it could be used like Weapons Of Ass Destruction.