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jake malone
Member


530 Posts
1/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 2:21AM
Yet another chance for one of the juicy, creative minds of ADT posters to go down in history! We had so much fun reading the great ideas that you guys ,(and GURLS!) had for the Platinum title that when Ralph, the production manager asked me, " What should we call this new movie?", I said, "Hey, the posters on ADT have better ideas than me, lets ask them."
So, here's the deal:
Ralph asked Manuel Ferrara to direct a movie that had girls squirting as the basic theme, but not the girls we've all seen squirt in tons of scenes, eg. Tianna Lynn, Cytherea, Flower, etc. but girls that aren't known as squirters. Manuel is really good at making girls squirt. And they squirt as part of really rocking scenes with Manuel and Michael Stefano. Anyway, I think it would be really cool if someone could come up with euphemistic titles that don't include the word" squirt". If you have to use the word "squirt" it's O.K. but keep in mind the numerous titles that already use that word, so you gotta be creative.
My first thought was, "Gusher Girls", but you guys, and Gurls can
probably do better than that. The twisted mind that comes up with the winning title will get ten DVDs of their choice from either RLD or Platinum. And if Gurl wins, and she has the nerve, we will fly her to L.A. and shoot her in a scene where Manuel will make HER squirt. lol! So drop your cocks,(and your vibrators) for a minute and
probe your sick minds and maybe someday you'll be able to tell your kids," I named a Red Light District Movie". They will love that!
Thanks for your help and all your support. You guys,(and gurls) make it possible for us to make these movies and I, for one, am forever grateful.

saratoga120
Senior Member

1404 Posts
5/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 2:34AM
All right. I'll be the warm-up act. I fully expect to get booed off the stage, but I'll take one for the team and make the rest my esteemed colleagues look that much better.

Too Much Gush to Flush
Gush Dam Breakers
Love Rain O'er Me
Squirt Blurters
Bi-Valves
Juice Machines

eokg
Member

68 Posts
3/03
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 2:38AM
jake,

how about, "Jet Cummers"

Dicktionary says, Squirt = send out liquid in a jet /wet in this way.


MASAMUNE
Senior Member

1452 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 3:15AM
Cunt Juice Overflow

Flow of the Hoe

Gushing Cunts

Niagra Pussy-Falls

It Ain't Pee!

Spurt Me A River

Stream Queens

Pussy Flow

Cunt Geysers

Liquid Slits

O-Flow

Spurt til it hurts

Slut Fluid

Slut Juice

Runny Cunny

Pussy Explosions

Pussy Bombs

Cooter Shooters

Whores that Pour

Wet Pussy Overflow

Pouring Whores

Pussy Spills

Rain Sluts

Pussy Faucets

Spray Away

Spray Play

The Plumbing is Cumming

Pussy Showers

Shower Sluts

Sprinkle Van Winkle

Twinkle in the Eye, Sprinkle on the Guy

Edited by - masamune on 9/10/2005 4:28:19 AM

Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 3:21AM
Ferrara's Fountaineers
Manuel's Uncorked Kittens
Spray the Love
'Scuse Me While I Squirt This Guy

I still think you need to get Ferrara to do a tranny line so you can use the title Manuel Trans-Mission.

 
saratoga120
Senior Member

1404 Posts
5/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 3:39AM
Here's one that's sure not to win but is fun to say:

Spunky Spoosters.

morbidthoughts All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Big cats scare me but...
3627 Posts
1/03
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 3:55AM
Fountain of Youth
Wet Spots
Sprinkler Girls or Sprinkler Hoes
When the Levee Breaks

Edited by - morbidthoughts on 9/10/2005 3:59:57 AM

matchmaker
Senior Member

24909 Posts
4/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:14AM
In that case, if I don't win, I'd like CG_Gurl80 to win because I'd love to see that.
MASAMUNE
Senior Member

1452 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:15AM
or.... Manny's Trannys. nah, would never sell
diegoiglesias69
Member

135 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:20AM
"Manuel make me HUGE squirt!"
diegoiglesias69
Member

135 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:21AM
or "Please make me squirt"
Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:29AM
Let Us Spray
A Gush to Judgement
Sheet Soakers
Ferrara Floods the World
Spouting Off
We Cum in Pees
the ever popular I.P. Freely

PS - Elegant Angel already used Wet Spots.

matchmaker
Senior Member

24909 Posts
4/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:31AM
Yum Yum Make Her Cum

Cum Sprayers

Laid and Sprayed

Layers and Sprayers

Slayers and Sprayers

scipio
Senior Member

1901 Posts
2/00
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:35AM
Manuel Ferrara: Juice Loosener

matchmaker
Senior Member

24909 Posts
4/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:41AM
Screamers and Streamers

Fuckers and Gushers

Geyser Girls

Flirts and Squirts

Showered With Cum

Cum As You Are

Cum and Get It

Cum and Spray It

Love at First Squirt

 
bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

SAMCRO
8570 Posts
8/00
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:51AM
The Juicers

Squeeze My Pussy Til it Cums

Finger Me To Ecstacy

Imaginative
Deactivated User

158 Posts
5/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 5:16AM
I'll think of more, I'm sure (I was a freelance copywriter for a little while)...but for starters:

SPRAYED AND TUTORED
A BRAND NEW SPRAY
BURST THiRST
LOOKS LIKE RAiN
UMBRELUST
HER FiRST BURST
THIRST FOR HER FIRST BURST
PUSSYSPITTERS
SPRAYDAY (or SPLATTERDAY)
SHE-SPUNKS
BLOW HER LOAD
BEGUSH SHE CAN
SURF & TURF
SURFING MANUEL

And as a tribute to porn-paying-tribute-to-mainstream-movies:

BEDDING SPLASHERS

Edited by - Imaginative on 9/10/2005 6:00:59 AM

Edited by - Imaginative on 9/10/2005 6:12:15 AM

pilgrim
Member

23 Posts
8/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 5:41AM
Fresh Squeezed
Play with My Spray
Got Juice?
Juice Me Then Goose Me
Goose Me Then Juice Me
Goose Me, Juice Me
Juice Me, Goose Me
Hoes Me Down
Spray Cans
Ocean Spray Cocktales (if you "shoot" by the beach)
G-Spot Junkies
Gushing with Pleasure
Gushing with Joy
Gush You're Cute
Sprung a Leak
Thar' She Blows


pilgrim
Member

23 Posts
8/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 5:50AM
Jake,

By the way, I have a title suggestion for you, inspired by your unique porn sensibility:

"Control My Hole"

The title comes with this series idea.

Thanks for your consideration!

--Pilgrim

Imaginative
Deactivated User

158 Posts
5/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 6:11AM
Some more:

A GOOD PLUMBER'S HARD TO FIND
PLUMBERINAS
WATERING HOLES
START YOUR SLOBBERIN'
BROKEN FAUCETS

Random
Member

60 Posts
3/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 6:18AM
Look at me, I can pee!

Squirt Flirts

Manuel's Manual To Squirting

Flow Ho's (should there be an apostrophe there?)

Sperm Spewers

Juice emitting cunt belchers who love fat cock in the ass while being choked-out by Viagra-ingesting ex-cons.

Pussy Propulsion

Sexy Young Streamers

juha
Senior Member

2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 7:07AM
GUSHED FOR THE FIRST TIME

would make it clear that audiences get brand new squirters.

Lost Horizon
Deactivated User

675 Posts
6/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 7:28AM
Oozing 'Em In
Fresh Shoots
Cascade Parade
Deluginal Fantasies
Deluginal Visions
Delugesions
Delugesions Of Glory
Apres Nous Le Deluge
Flood Warnings
Breaching The Dam
Risk Of Precipitation
Dishonourable Discharges
New Spews
Squirt Virgins
First Squirts
First-Time Flooders
Cum Forth
Jet Setters
Juicy Newbies
Bubbling Up
Pour It Out
Spray One By Me
Fountainheads
Angel Falls
Shower Power
Watering Hoes
Welling Up
Let It Go
Let It Flow
Go With The Flow
Pour Your Love On Me
Torrents d'Amour
Torrential Potential

Edited by - Lost Horizon on 9/11/2005 12:18:47 PM

CG_Gurl80
Member

Sexy Bitches
486 Posts
1/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 8:02AM
I feel compelled to defend my title and the offer of being flown to L.A. to film my own scene is way too tempting to ignore. (And very flattering as well.) Besides, I could always use new movies.

Here we go...

"Virgin Gushers"

"Secret Secretions"

"Purified by Cum"

"Surging Virgins"

"Rookie Spurts"

"Reservoir Girls"

"Neophyte Nectar"

"New Squirts on the Block"

"Look Who's Gushing"

"Spring Chicken Flow"


Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 8:09AM
"It ain't no piss, I tell ya"

 
gbg32
Member

166 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 9:31AM
i vote for this one!!!!!!
malkira
Member

323 Posts
6/02
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 9:58AM
Thar She Blows!

edit: Looking above, I see that pilgrim beat me to this one. You could have the covergirl wearing an eyepatch or something. The only problem with this title is that people might think it's a blowjob movie or that it features fat chicks.

Edited by - malkira on 9/10/2005 10:01:08 AM

Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:15AM
Yeah, there are several BJ movies out titled "Thar she blows" already.
Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:26AM
I love ADT!

Here are some possibilities...

  • C'Mon Punk, Make Me Spray - mad props to Clint Eastwood
  • Every Bitch's Spray Let Loose - Eastwood again!
  • Fountains of Youth
  • Raindrops Keep Falling On My Bed
  • Rain Man(uel)
  • The Rain Maker
  • Emission Impossible - a takeoff on Blowjob Impossible
  • Spring Training
  • If You Rub Her, She Will Come
  • Baby Shower - The word "baby" might be a little controversial
  • The Juice Is Loose! - mad props to O.J.!
  • The Cuntley-Sprinkley Report - Anyone remember the Huntley-Brinkley Report? (God I'm an old fart!)

Captain Cock
Member

NL
172 Posts
2/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:39AM
'Relax and let loose'

'Squirt on the Rocks'

'Slut-Smoothies'

'Blastin' Babes'

'Manuels Weather Forcast: Squirt Showers' (perhaps more of an undertitle)

'Sizzling & Drizzling'

'The Gin of Sin'

'Spray's of Passion'

'Squirtmasters'

'Cumfort Station'

'Spray Play'

jake malone
Member

530 Posts
1/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:42AM
Wow! Fantastic response! All of you are great! Very entertaining reading. Some are hysterical! Thanks so much for your help. I'm sure we will get a great title from all of this. And pilgrim, I like your idea. I'm a sucker for any scenario that involves psycho/sexual power exchange. Hardware, some great stuff. I personally love the Hendrix reference but the younger generation might not get it. Very funny though. Masamune you are truly gifted, imho. Gotta go shoot the cover for Me Luv U Long Time #8. Later.

Edited by - jake malone on 9/10/2005 10:43:27 AM

Zoid
Senior Member

Boobies and Anal
2004 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:42AM
Leaking Holes
New Sprinklers
Out-bursts
Squeeze my Juice
Fluidic Whores
Breaking Waters.
Wet Orgasms
Gushing incummers
Fuck it till it rains.
Pussy Showers
Liquid Explosions
Collapse my Levee. (erm.. on the second thought, no)
Flood Control
Oops! Need a snorkel?
Juicy Flows.
Soak my Cock

Edited by - Zoid on 9/10/2005 10:46:45 AM

Cuddly Wombat
Senior Member

Just another bare bum in the shiower
1739 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:50AM
Spring Showers
Torrential Teens
Tidal Teens
Lost Horizon
Deactivated User

675 Posts
6/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:50AM
That's given me an idea for a title for this one:
Manuel Emissions.

Edited to add a few more along the same basic lines:

Emission Possible
Manuel's Emission Missions
Man On Emission
Man With Emission
Manuel With Emission
Sins Of Emission
Open Emission
Free Emission
Emission Ignition
General Emissions

Edited by - Lost Horizon on 9/12/2005 11:12:37 PM

RLD Fiend
Member

Cincinnati, O.
665 Posts
10/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 10:54AM
Spew Spouters

Bang My Blowhole

 
Gunzo
Senior Member

1377 Posts
2/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 11:22AM
Fresh Water
Doin' The Fountain
I Can't Keep From Squirting Sometimes
Can I Come Like This?
Manuel's Rain Dance

I suck at this...

Louisa
Member

Bisexual, Ass Creampie Nymphomaniac, UK
130 Posts
11/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 1:31PM
I can't even think of one... hang on:

"Cum Jetison"

Sounds more like a porn star's name

Love Louisa

Edited by - Louisa on 9/10/2005 1:49:54 PM

Jacco All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 1:37PM
Stop competing with CG_Gurl, we want her to win that shoot!


Jacco

RLD Fiend
Member

Cincinnati, O.
665 Posts
10/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 1:39PM
Super Soakers

Bed Wetters

Soaked Snatches


RLD Fiend
Member

Cincinnati, O.
665 Posts
10/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 1:41PM
Squirt Guns

Master Blasters

Coax Out My Cum

Louisa
Member

Bisexual, Ass Creampie Nymphomaniac, UK
130 Posts
11/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 1:49PM
She can win, this is just fun!

"Teen Squirt Holes" (Ripped off "Teen Fuck Holes")

Love Louisa

RLD Fiend
Member

Cincinnati, O.
665 Posts
10/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 1:50PM
Slit Spritzers

The Ol' Watering Hole

Surf My Squirt

RLD Fiend
Member

Cincinnati, O.
665 Posts
10/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 2:14PM

Slut Spunk

Scattered Showers

Hosers

Drenching Debutantes

Forecast: Squirt Storm

Imaginative
Deactivated User

158 Posts
5/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 2:14PM
FLASH FLOOD
ChrisLuvsPorn
Member

USA
42 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 2:27PM
How about:

Splish'n Splash'n Girls

Pussy River

The New Ladies of Gush

Ol' Girlful (Parody on ol' faithful)

Girl Juice Cocktails

I don't know just suggestions

ChrisLuvsPorn
Member

USA
42 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 3:15PM
here's more:

Fresh Squeezed Juice

First Squirt is Always the Best

I Never Knew I could Gush

The Proof is in Flowing


That's ll for now maybe I can think of more later

pilgrim
Member

23 Posts
8/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 3:28PM
Unloose the Juice

Unloose My Juice

Juice Unloosed

Squeeze My Juice

Chew My Spew

Drink My Tink

Splash My Gash

Gash Splash

Chance of Showers

Edited by - pilgrim on 9/10/2005 3:36:19 PM

pilgrim
Member

23 Posts
8/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 3:46PM
Gushers

Splash!!!

Gush Girls

Girl Gush

Gushing Girls

And Juice Taste for All

Edited by - pilgrim on 9/10/2005 5:06:04 PM

pilgrim
Member

23 Posts
8/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:02PM
Give Me a Spritzer

Make Me a Spritzer

I'll Take a Spritzer

Slits That Spritz

Spritz From Slits

Spritzing Slits

Spritzing Sluts

Spritz Sluts

Squirtalholics

Make Me Spray

Make Me Gush

Spray it On

Shower the People with Love


Edited by - pilgrim on 9/10/2005 5:20:44 PM

fandsen
Member

16 Posts
6/05
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:20PM
Squirtgasm
Gushgasm
Gush hour
Owned holes spraying fat poles
Owned holes gushing on fat poles
Gaped and gushed
Gaping gushers
Waterholes
Sprinklers
SpongeWorthy
Member

pacific NW
410 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 10 2005 : 4:26PM
Squirtstorm

Pussy Juice Jettison

Sprinklers -or- First Time Sprinklers

FEMA (Female Ejaculation, Manuel Assisted) -or- (Female Ejaculation, Masturbation Addiction) -or- (Female Ejaculation, Mandatory Alert) ...since this has been in the news alot, it could be used like Weapons Of Ass Destruction.

Manuel, Make Me Gush


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