RobHammer's list of bi-related chat room responses.
In last Wednesday's chat the ladies were licking it up and someone asked about swallowing. I said, "I swallow too." The response I got was something like, "Ok Rob, that's more than we need to know." Of course, one of the younger bi-ladies kept pumping me for more, but I said that I would be polite since it was mixed company. The amount of lady licking dropped dramatically.
Anyway, I got to thinking about some appropriate responses and here is what I came up with:
Dreadfully sorry mate, didn't see Straight and Lesbian Only banner at the top of the chat window. It must have been an oversight on my part.
So the girls can talk about lickety splits, but the boys can't talk about sucking the d....
I've gotten a similar response at a mixed swing party too.
Wow, it's the bi-channel.
I wasn't aware that bi-females have a right to express their sexuality, but bi-males don't. Thanks for pointing that out.
I know this is a fantasy porn chat, but there are real bi-males here just like there are real bi-females.
Watching porn, one might construe that bi-females are in the majority, whereas bi-males are very rare. Both of those views are fiction. The statistic for self-identified bi's of both sexes comes in at around 8%.
If the girls start talking about lickety splits, the boys might start talking about sucking the d....
Feel free to add your own.
Oh, why am I posting this at Gay DVD Talk?
(1) If I posted this on WN&N it would probably end up getting moved here anyway.
(2) I might actually want to use these in chat.
Just working on getting kicked and banned user status.
Edited by - RobHammer on Jun 20 2003
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