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barrybrn
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9/03
Posted - Nov 26 2004 : 10:57PM
Wow, I give you credit for even trying to get in on in those circumstances. Talk about having to mentally put yourself in another place.
Endless Loop
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Posted - Nov 27 2004 : 12:04AM
I'll group the performers who cant manage wood, along with those who can't get off, or consistently sputter out a drop or two, and call it a day. Its clear who they are, so I'll avoid names, and besides, fault ultimately lies with its very inclusion in the finished product, the failure of the editor, and those who continually hire these guys.

Theres the performer/producer, who brings in quality talent, and although bearing chronic limp dick, repeatedly casts himself into his flicks. Well to these guys, not necessarily up to premier porn form, but who nevertheless provide good product, I say should be granted leeway to get off, along with the hired help.
Infact, I often wonder why after the cumshot, when the camera pans around a cum soaked target, when shes reveling about, asking for more, he doesnt just whip it out, and get off any which way he can. That perverted stuff, is very often more nutbustable, than the standard hard-on content.

Rocco Siffredi often has a bunch of nonamer walkons, step in for a quick jerkoff session, after the headline studs have had a go at things. The one consistent factor with these guys, is you can see it in their eyes, and every shake and shudder of their dick, that they truly relish every moment of the opportunity. That this "Joe" is gonna jack his dick off, come hell or high wind, limp or not, because the chance to blow his nut in this babes mouth, may never EVER, come again.
"Limp" can be superseeded with a respectable, well placed wad.

Mienhagen
aka Shameless deactivated again

Europe
696 Posts
6/04
Posted - Nov 27 2004 : 12:25PM
Great list, Katja! This just shows how hard a job these performers do!!! And now if you add all those who have problems shooting off a good amount you just get horribly big non-go numbers. Still, I do anything to prevent having to watch a non-woody. I more or less know the names to avoid, no matter how much I like the girls in the movie.

Now recently the worst for me is, that one of the most reliable wood-actor and a favorite of mine (because the girls like him) - Steve Holmes - starts really to shoot poorly. Its an age problem I bet. Its such a pity!

Edited by - Mienhagen on 11/27/2004 12:27:16 PM

Assanova
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balls deep
296 Posts
1/04
Posted - Nov 27 2004 : 5:52PM
Katja, are you sure Viagara doesn't automatically give guys wood? I've seen alot of porn from the 80's and almost all the males back then had frequent wood problems. Now the guys are fuck machines.

Then there's guys like Rick Masters who never seem to get a full on boner.

BTW, you're my favorite working star Katja. I have to clean the ceiling after one of your scenes.

 
avalon
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Posted - Nov 27 2004 : 6:42PM
Some of them might also be gay. lol
Kamp
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8/03
Posted - Nov 27 2004 : 8:17PM
KatjaKassin
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Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 12:55AM
of course it is not very professional beeing a porn star and having issues with your working tool but you can't force your dick to be hard. if it's not gonna happen that day it's not gonna happen period. what can you do? death penality for limp dicks and poor pop shots or what?

I jumped into this thread because I don't like to hear "Why can't so and so get his dick hard, what a fucking looser he is, the girl is so hot blabla". I wanted to show you, the fans, the audience, that this is a job we do and it is not always easy for everybody. I know you demand a lot of us because you spend your hard earned money on the dvd's and you deserve to see nothing but super hot scenes. believe me that all the male performers I worked with in the past do know that and they all give their best to make you guys happy. some of them might even be a bit too concerned about the viewer's opinion. Sometimes I just wish you would appreciate it more and be aware of porn as a job we performers do. I socialize with my male co workers here because I know how hard it is for guys in this buisness and I always do my best to make it as easy as I can for them.

By the way: I like Steve Holmes a lot. He is not only a good performer, he is a great person too and I have always enjoyed working with him. A lot of guys in their 20's probably sit somewhere out there wishing they had his libido. This is exactly what I mean: If you can fuck a chick that you're not even attracted to in the middle of the night somewhere far off any civilisation in Hungary in cold winter weather with temperatures around the freezing point over the period of 9 hours than you can start picking on Steve Holmes, then we can talk.

And if you think you can do better email me. I will work with any of you guys that can get their at least 7 inch dicks hard in front of me and a bunch of other giggling girls, bored camera guys, lighting people and make up artists that throw in mean comments from time to time within 5 minutes of time.

Edited by - katjakassin on 11/28/2004 12:56:59 AM

BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 1:36AM
Katja -

I have never in my life wanted to be disciplined by a girl, as much as I want to be disciplined by you.

And I'm not even whinin' that much about these guys with wood problems.

I don't know what it is, but when you get irritated and impatient, I get engorged and enlarged. Hell if I know why. Of coures, I also get that way when you laugh, smile and talk, so maybe it's just you in general.

Sometimes I reach my full 5 inches.

Smile.

BSD

Assanova
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Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 2:48AM
I'd gladly take you up on that offer Katja but I'd need another inch.

I think what everyone is getting at here is that porn should never appear like it's work. A limp dick, for whatever reason, no matter how legitimate, kills heat and makes it look like the performers are working. If anything I guess we're blaming the directors for using scenes in which this happens. It's footage that should be left on the cutting room floor. I mean here we are, fans that are jerking off to the mere sight of a guy fucking our favorite chicks and we have wood, so if the guy doesn't, who is there and actually doing it, living our fantasies and he's got a semi, well, that's a HUGE distraction.

If most porn fans are like myself, than you're picturing yourself as the guy, living vicariously through him. You're imagining what it would be like to fuck these girls. That's why POV flics are so popular. And a guy is not going to imagine himself doing his favorite porn star with a limp tool.

KatjaKassin
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Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 3:05AM
I understand what you're saying assanova and I agree with you. like I said before the fans only deserve hot scenes. I wanted to show you the talent point of view on it and I wanted to make you see that there are many reasons for a guy to have wood problems on film. often it doesn't even have anything to do with the girl. I just wanted to make you realize WHY it happens when it happens. I didn't want to excuse weak scenes in a movie. maybe I was able to make you aware of some things from my perspective as a performer.
Finally my dominant side gets to be noticed by somebody. hahaha... hope you did your homework boy, I'm very strict.
Assanova
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Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 3:36AM
"I wanted to show you the talent point of view on it and I wanted to make you see that there are many reasons for a guy to have wood problems on film. often it doesn't even have anything to do with the girl. I just wanted to make you realize WHY it happens when it happens."

And you did a really good job of it. Some of those scenarios on your list I've never thought of. I think for alot of us, being a porn star isn't the dream job we think it is.

Endless Loop
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Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 4:03AM
Katja, if everyone put in to their work what you do, I seriously doubt this thread would even exist, but the fact is, many don't believe they do.
Personally, I have no issue with any particular performer's ability to acheive a hard-on , but rather the other ominous task their job entails. Their ability, and often lackluster effort displayed, in just hitting the target.
Nothing steams me more, than a ready and willing beauty, who's seeking to deliver a nastier scene than he is.
When she says to him, "In my mouth, I want to swallow it", and he then proceeds to groan, eyes shut, or head flailing back, blowing his entire load, and never lands more than a single drop on her tongue, I'm about ready to round up a lynch mob, to string this joker up.
Kamp
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369 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 8:56AM
Hi Katja,

Thanks for explaning things as clearly as you did.
For the record: i'm not criticising performers, i'm just stating what it is i want to see on my dvds.

mfg,

Kamp

Mienhagen
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Europe
696 Posts
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Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 12:15PM
Just for the record: I did not intend to pick at Steve Holmes. He is one of mz favorite actors because I see how much the girls like to work with him and he is dishing out really beautiful girls and fucks them really hard, too. The only thing I am worried about is his more and more lacking amount of cum. I like big blasts, you know, and if I expect just a small amount I have to count on his co-workers for this only. This is a bad situation, especially because the girls really like him so much.

Let me stress one thing: Being a porn actor is some of the hardest job I can immagine. Fucking girls is easy, but making this a profession...one must be really a talent.

 
Bill All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 12:56PM
Katja,
While everything that you wrote is true, you have to admit that there are some guys in the business who have wood problems more often than other guys do. Now, unless these particular guys are extremely unlucky and, through no fault of their own, consistently end up in scenes where:
- girl could have bad personal hygene that turns the guy off
- the directors voice during the scene or too many breaks can be a major turn off
- the location could be too hot and uncomfortable
- the husband or boyfriend of the girl is on set, watches and sticks his nose in everything
- too much man ass in multiple guy scenes and cocky arrogant male co workers frustrate fellow male talend during the scene
or any other reason that it totally the fault of others around him, then the guy is either in the wrong business or he is totally irresponsible. Other than being sick, all of the other reasons are just excuses for poor behavior on the part of the guy.


Assanova,
No, Viagra doesn't just give instant wood. It definitely makes getting wood more easy when the guy is into what he's doing. But if a guy is exhausted or his head just really isn't into what he's doing, he can end up with a dick just as limp as if he didn't take Viagra.

Lee O
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1193 Posts
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Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 2:44PM
Do some directors put out more wood-problem scenes than others ? Considering the lack of care some of the 'directors' take with their talent it seems more of the blame should lie with them than with the blokes performing .

Are closed sets ; only as many crew as are absolutely necessary (1 or 2 for gonzo probably) ; and sanitary working conditions really too much to ask ?

less drinking more thinking

racer_xxx
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9/04
Posted - Nov 28 2004 : 8:44PM
That's what I was trying to say. I agree.
Sole Brother
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Posted - Nov 29 2004 : 2:29AM
"Some of those scenarios on your list I've never thought of. I think for alot of us, being a porn star isn't the dream job we think it is.


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This brings an interesting scenario to mind. Are you guys familiar with that show "Dream Job" on ESPN? The premise is that all guys dream of being anchors on Sportscenter, and this show gives them a chance to compete with others for a spot on the network. They are critiqued by real ESPN anchors and others who are "experts" in the field.

Anyway...you see where I'm going with this right? Porn Dream Job. I would love to see real fans get a chance to become porn studs in a competition reality kind of video. They'd have to be able to perform under the kind of conditions listed in this thread, with all kinds of female talent, sometimes with condoms and sometimes without, etc. The more I think about it...the cooler this sounds. How many of us know guys who swear they could be porn studs? It would be interesting to see a guy learn the reality of what it's like. And hey...you might just find the next Peter North this way.

dac
David Aaron Clark

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Posted - Nov 29 2004 : 3:47AM
What are you, some kinda liberal bleeding heart commie? I thought Tony Blair put all you guys in your place ...:)
Lee O
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Posted - Nov 29 2004 : 5:15AM
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