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futureofporn
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Posted - Mar 29 2003 : 9:41PM
I just saw the cover and cast list for Service Animals 13, coming out April 7, and I am blown away. Every name makes me happy. Avy Scott, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Cameron, Crystal Ray and 3 cuties Ive never seen before but look amazing. This cast list rivals that of Flesh Hunter 1 and I am seriously looking forward to getting this video. Kudos to Evil Angel and Joey Silvera, this could be the Flesh Hunter of 2003.
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Posted - Mar 29 2003 : 10:33PM
Crystal Ray is a live wire. A Wanker discovery! (Even if Wanker doesn't love us anymore, he deserves props for this amazing find!)

Edited by - skronker on 3/29/2003 10:34:10 PM

MLyons
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Posted - Mar 29 2003 : 10:41PM
I had heard that Ashley was going to be in this one when I talked to her at AVN. That coupled with the rest of the cast list will make this a "must watch" DVD for me. :)

Mike L.

Brandon Iron
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Posted - Mar 29 2003 : 10:52PM
I worked both with Crystal and Taylor in SA #13. I can now say I have lived a complete life....
Brandon
BIGmike
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Posted - Mar 29 2003 : 11:14PM
Sounds good, and you bet I'll have that one in my hands when it's released.

Boy, o boy, I have a lot of Joey Silvera DVDs to review, why must they do this to me, why, I ask?

Brandon, did you give those two girls the iron . Why am I asking, of course you did, you lucky bum.

---This is BIGmike saying "10-4 good buddy, over and out, see ya on the downside!"---

 
Brandon Iron
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 1:18AM
Hi BigMike,
Believe me, I am living vicaiously through MYSELF! I can't believe that I got to work with Taylor Rain and fuck her ass.
Manuel Ferrara and I really enjoyed her...and I think she enjoyed us, too.
RE: Crystal Ray. You won't see this on SA #13, but she pissed all over me. That woman has a HUMONGOUS bladder!!
I am not so much into watersports per se, but I think it made her feel good to be dominant for part of the scene. All I can say is that she drinks a lot of fluids.
Brandon
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 1:37AM
is Cameron and/or Avy doing anal in this one?
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 2:45AM
Ya know, it's not like "my thing" -- the bladder-busting bonanzas that you only see in those German videos where everyone has to wear rubber cat masks because they're so ugly -- but, damn, it would be cool if that episode WAS in the DVD, maybe as bonus footage. I don't know if I would "get off" on it, but I'm sure it would add some, er, versimilitude to the overall "vibe" of the scene. Can't wait!


Brandon Iron
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 2:55AM
I am not sure that Evil would put something like that in the DVD, even as an extra.
It is not too common in the industry at this time.
Being pissed on by a beautiful woman like Crystal kind of makes the scene stand out more in my mind. Kind of like a man who is blind who has heightened senses other than sight. I have so much sex, at times, that it really stands out in my memory as a cool, interesting experience.
Brandon
Sir Noel Plum
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 3:11AM
Alright, alright, don't fucking rub it in

Edited by - Sir Noel Plum on 3/30/2003 3:39:03 AM

matt92
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 3:28AM
Hey Brandon!

Speaking of you and Taylor Rain, what was the outcome of you trying to get her for Swallow My Pride 3? I understand you are no longer probably going to direct that series, but are there any scenes in plan or been shot where we get to see Taylor drowning in cum?!? The Taylor scene in Feeding Frenzy 2 was ruined. By the time the director asked her to do this and that with it she accidently gagged and spat it all out. How can that be classed as 'swallowing'??

Anyone, I HOPE someone else takes notice of Taylor's growing fan base and shoots her in some more quality scenes, with lots of swallowing and DP's

Brandon Iron
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 3:42AM
Hi Matt,
I am a big fan of Taylor Rain. She is awesome.
While I don't do SWALLOW MY PRIDE for Red Light District anymore, I believe that David Lugar is shooting Vol. 3.
I just returned from Prague where I worked for RLD as an actor. We shot lots of good stuff, including swallowing scenes.
Watch for FILL HER UP #2, 110% NATURAL #5, and HARDCORE TRAINING (PRAGUE).
Enjoy!
Brandon
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 8:58AM
I may be wrong, but I think I read here that Avy only anal scenes will be in Seymore Butts movies (for now).
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 12:16PM
And I hear she hasn''t even done one of those yet. I thought that was a mandate for every Tushy Girl?

Brandon: I'm really sorry there won't be any more SMPs with you at the helm, you definitely had a "touch" with that series. But, it sounds like you're bringing some of that nasty to Platinum X: Julie really blows 15 guys??? I may love it rough but I love Julie even more -- even more than MLyons, that dirty dog -- and that just makes my balls ache. But that's another thread!

Edited by - skronker on 3/30/2003 12:16:15 PM

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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 1:02PM
"Believe me, I am living vicaiously through MYSELF! I can't believe that I got to work with Taylor Rain and fuck her ass "

Congratulations Brandon! You've made me jealous, again.

Anywho, thanks for "leaking" out what we won't be seeing in the finished product.


---This is BIGmike saying "10-4 good buddy, over and out, see ya on the downside!"---

 
canijo
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 2:45PM
Avy's a goddess. I don't remember seeing her in an Evil Angel movie before.
Somewhere, praying she did the rounds at EA.
Maximum Booty
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Posted - Mar 30 2003 : 5:22PM
I second both of those emotions. It is difficult for me to convey just how incredible she looked in Total Babe . I hope she does a lot of stuff for Joey, Jules and of course, John.

Max Booty
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MLyons
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 11:08AM
For those interested, my review of Service Animals 13 is up.

Service Animals #13

After watching a fair amount of crap lately, it's really nice to see some good porn again. :) As has been mentioned in this thread, the cast in this one is fantastic, and Joey comes through again with his unique brand of porn.

Like others though, I desperately wished that they had kept the Crystal peeing scene in the video. ::sigh:: I totally understand why they didn't leave it in, but I would have loved to see it.

Mike L.

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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 11:24AM
MLyons, I just emailed you a comment about the preface to your Service Animals 13 review.

But for those who won't see that email, I will say that you "hit the nail on the head" with that preface, you just summarized everything I love about Joey Silvera in that preface.

Great stuff.

Great review.

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futureofporn
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 2:02PM
Yeah, Crystal is damn hot and I would have loved to see that.
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 3:01PM
Trickle trickle little star ...
How amazingly full your bladder are
Dousing the head of the big-dicked Irishman
But we will never see it because the government thinks it's a sin
Urine luck -- not! What a cock!
This bonus footage is only for Joey's "private stock."

snowden porn
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 4:00PM
Great review Mlyons.

I wasn't going to go for this one, but your review has sold it to me!

MLyons
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 11:54PM
Thanks alot guys--and my thanks for Joey for staying true to his passion. It's really a breath of fresh air to see something other than the laundry-list mechanics that is being described as "Gonzo porn" these days. When Joey's on, his work really is something special.

It's certainly not without it's flaws here and there, but _I_ liked it very much. I hope I didn't lead any of you a stray when you do have a chance to see it. :)

Mike L.

Edited by - MLyons on 4/13/2003 11:56:06 PM

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Posted - Apr 14 2003 : 12:03AM
You were right on the money with your review. The Taylor scene bothered me just like the Aurora scene from 11. Joey's gotten so much rougher in his movies that I don't know if I can keep watching them. It's visually fascinating and intense but I don't know if the girls were really into that crap.

At least when I watch intense Rocco scenes I get distracted by his funny accent going, "Yes Baby".

Brandon Iron
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 2:27AM
MLyons,
Thank you for such an insightful and thoughtful review.
I am going to heed your advice and sit out the next time Joey calls me to do a scene for SERVICE ANIMALS. I agree with your statement that I "ruined" the scene with Taylor and that Manuel and Taylor would have been better alone. Only you are privy to the machinations of Taylor's mind. Only you could see that she was clearly uncomfortable and that I pushed her "too far."
With respect to the Crystal Ray dominating me, I have no idea what powers you have that you could imagine that "male egos were at play" that kept that short. I can tell you that I had a good time letting her piss on me until she was done. We laughed for a long time about how much she urinated. Your Kreskin-like abilities to see things and interpret women is astounding.

I'll tell you, man, I am tired of being the scapegoat for doing the kind of job that directors (even Joey) hire me to do. It is exasperating to explain that the girl was OK, and the one-time payday is not worth the cost to my sanity.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Brandon

 
morbidthoughts All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 8:53AM
Dude... If you have a problem with a review, you should write one yourself... or something.
balabala
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 8:59AM
What are the other movies Crystal Ray has done so far beside this one. I haven't seen Service Animals 13 yet but I am going to check It out when It is available for rent at my local porn shop.

I remember her interview at Anabolic, It was funny and she looked gorgeous in It. I saw MLyons screenshots and she still looked awesome, I prefered her as a brunette though.

I checked IAFD but she was not listed there.

Thank you!

Sir Noel Plum
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 10:28AM
Morbidthoughts.

Your humour is slowly growing on me

Blackshade
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 11:27AM
MLyons great review and I like the way you laid everything out. Just one FYI, the black guy in the scene with Crystal Ray and Brandon Iron is named Kohl Mynah
ObiBong
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 4:56PM
In defense of Brandon's defensiveness, we should probably look at it from his point of view. If you think about it, he probably does get hired specifically to bring a certain aggressiveness to a scene. If the scene doesn't go 100 percent perfectly well, it might be fair to lay the blame on the director rather than the performers. As a critique of a review, there's at least that nugget of a point.

That said, if you read the review carefully, it wasn't very personal at all. So you might want to try to be a little thicker skinned, Brandon. Besides, as you said earlier, even if it's not worth the payday, you did get Taylor's ass. That's gotta ease the sting.

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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 5:15PM
Oh Ass! Where is thy Sting?
To be fair to Brandon, I have to say that Taylor Rain is in the camp of porn girls who do not project a massive sense of sluttish pleasure at being manhandled and multiply penetrated and made to gobble fat cocks and tossed around like a cute lil' rag doll ... albeit, a gorgeous 20-year-old rag doll, a baby doll, a doll baby, a gorgeous creature of heavenly portent ... Yada yada.

I love watching her, and she's picking up steam, but she never convinces me she wants a cock up her ass, or that she wants to be rammed and jammed at all. But just the fact that she allows this to happen gives me a huge boner. And then I feel horrible for enjoying it so much, her ravaging, that is, and then I come that much harder. And feel like a filthy pervert. And wish, as Brandon knows, to navigate the circumference of that ass with my happy pork-stick. Alas, I am not Joey Silvera and I do not have the money to pay her to submit to such atrocity. But I applaud her. And continue to do so.

Brandon Iron
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 8:24PM
Skronker,
My point exactly! I applaud Taylor's energy just as loudly as you do! I love what she did for Manuel and me...I am not trying to hurt her. Any inference or suggestion of that is false and needs to be addressed.
I know that I can be thin-skinned, but does anyone know that I spoke to Taylor less than 72 hours ago? We had a nice conversation and I thanked her for her performance. I told her that it was especially nice to get the lead scene in the movie, as you always try to start and end strong. She was happy to hear that. I don't think she'd have a problem working with me again, either.
It bothers me when a reviewer leaps from simply reporting on what happened to what the he/she thinks the performers are thinking while they are performing. The suggestion in MLyons' review of SERVICE ANIMALS #13 is that "male egos" prevented Crystal Ray's domination of me to continue. This could not be further from the truth.
Furthermore, I don't like being caught in a damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don't position. When I am overtly strong with a girl, I get the blame for being too rough. But when I am less forceful, the director gets the credit for "restraining me" from my brutal antics. Is this being thin-skinned, or is this a little harsh? I thought the witch hunts were only in Salem, not Los Angeles.
I don't know, but one thing is for sure: Someone else can take the blame from now on.
I am good at what I do. More girls will work for me and with me than will not. I have performed to the best of my ability hundreds of times. And...I am the Ironman.
Sincerely,
Brandon
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 8:38PM
We all know you believe in your craft, Brandon. I think reviewers here are more attuned to that than elsewhere, so, you know, don't take it too personally. Though the fact that you do speaks to your integrity. We know you ain't in it for the money.

I think it's good for fans to be honest, even if they do project ... How else shall we get off and enjoy the scene without trying to "go further" into the psychology of performance? I don't think you'll find a more conscientious viewer than Mr. Lyons. The good thing is you can freely share your thoughts and experiences here as well, and us slavering porn consumers can have a better idea of what we want to spend our money (and our precious bodily fluids) enjoying. Ah, the dialectic!

Edited by - skronker on 4/15/2003 8:41:32 PM

futureofporn
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 8:44PM
Brandon I think you did a great job...no worries. Taylor is a sweet girl and I dont take her for anything less than that.
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 8:52PM
It bothers me when a reviewer leaps from simply reporting on what happened to what the he/she thinks the performers are thinking while they are performing.


You know I was critized for giving only play-by-play blows in my early reviews, rather than given opinions along with it. I started to give what I thought was happening in the scene. One person's opinion is just that, their opinion, whether or not I rate a DVD a 5 or zero, it is ultimately my opinion.

After all when a movie critic says a movie was great but sucked, you are just taking their word for it. If a movie critic gives a great movie a bad review, but the movie was good, again, it was their opinion.

I don't claim to know what is going on in anyone's head, damned if I know what is going on in my head.

Brandon, you're a great performer, some people might think that you are rough, as do I, sometimes, but if you are doing your best than that's all that matters. Some may love you or hate you, but know that you've done your job, and what a job it is, and you'll be okay, hopefully.


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Su2sexi
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 10:22PM
Brandon writes:
Furthermore, I don't like being caught in a damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don't position. When I am overtly strong with a girl, I get the blame for being too rough. But when I am less forceful, the director gets the credit for "restraining me" from my brutal antics. Is this being thin-skinned, or is this a little harsh? I thought the witch hunts were only in Salem, not Los Angeles.


My friend, I think you answered your own question, especially using the term "Brutal Antics". I for one appreciate when a reviewer puts his/her imput, as then I have a better idea if I will want to buy/rent the movie.
I enjoy some of your scenes, but when there is more going on in the mind than meets the eye, I just fast forward or pop the disc out.

traderhtc
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Posted - Apr 15 2003 : 11:39PM
Thank you, skronker, for so succinctly putting into words the appeal of Taylor Rain. Just when you think she can go no further, she just continues to surprises you. A large part of her appeal is her politeness during these ravagings, almost like she doesn't want to hurt her male partner's feelings or offend them.

I thought taking on two guys would be her limit since she looked so unconvincing in Cum Drippers #2, but she crossed that threshold by performing with Max Hardcore as well as filming several DP scenes for all the major studios this year (Evil Angel, Ana/Diabolic, and Red Light).

Does anyone have any additional information regarding the gang bang scene she is filming for Red Light District? I find this genre wholly unappealing, but will definitely buy a dvd to see how Taylor tests her limits and expands her boundaries yet again!
MLyons
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Posted - Apr 16 2003 : 11:27AM
Blackshade,

Thanks for the correction. I must have read the name wrong in the cast list and I wasn't smart enough to realize what the name was supposed to mean. Duhhh... Anyway, the correction's been made. :)

Mike L.

Edited by - MLyons on 4/16/2003 11:34:41 AM

-Kelly-
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Posted - May 2 2003 : 12:58AM
Hey, how's it going,

Okay, this topic seems to have taken an unfortunate turn, but I will just try and bring things back to topic. I just saw "Service Animals 13" myself and I have to say it was the best Joey Silvera tape I have seen since "Service Animals 7". Cameron, who is unforunately one of the countless many girls who in early interviews swore she would never do anal, took it like a pro in a hot scene. Is it just me or does she look pretty damn similar to Jamie Presley of "Not Another Teen Movie?" Maggie Starr was great in her scene with Flower and Brandon. I really don't like the whole entire throat gagging thing so I ended up fast-forwarding through the lengthy segment in which teacher Brandon instructed student Maggie in that art, but I will say that she seemed really into it. Also, I didn't really care for the Crystal Ray thing, but if I remember correctly the dvd's behind the scenes feature did show a hint of her peeing on Brandon. It was pretty odd. I hope Joey's next is as good as this.

Skeeter Kerkove
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Posted - May 2 2003 : 2:11AM
For the fans of Taylor Rain, I watched a rosebud movie titled Bottom Feeders by Pat Myne. You should see the scene with Taylor Rain in it. She did over 50 ATM's out of another girls ass and her own. Tony Ribas fucked her ass in so many positions, I lost count, she sucked on her butt-plug many times right out of her ass. It is a super hardcore, wonderfully shot scene. Pat Myne did an awesome job on his movie.
As far as Taylor working for Max, she did that a year ago.
Just alot of "not in the know pornographers" didn't know.
Taylor went beyond hardcore for Max a year ago.
If you love lots of anal and Taylor Rain, you will love Pat Mynes movie.
If Taylor does a gangbang for Red Light, you can rest assure, it will be the bomb.
As far as Joey Silvera goes, he is a legend! God Bless Joey and all of his decadence.
God Bless Taylor for doing so much anal and D.P.!
Skeeter Kerkove

Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

Frank Grimes
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Posted - May 3 2003 : 12:19AM
You're not serious.
Right???
MLyons
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Posted - May 3 2003 : 12:34AM
Frank,

Brandon was being sarcastic.

Mike L.

Edited by - MLyons on 5/3/2003 12:35:11 AM

Brandon Iron
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Posted - May 3 2003 : 1:47AM
As soon as Crystal Ray gets off my face, I will be able to pick up the phone next time Joey calls.
In the meantime, she is telling me to "eat that asshole, you stupid little faggot."
Where is the outrage, people?!? Help!
Brandon
Frank Grimes
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Posted - May 3 2003 : 4:19AM
I just watched Service Animals 13 and I thought that Taylor Rain's scene was one of the best in the whole Service Animals series.

She seemed happy and very agreeable throughout the scene, always smiling. Brandon was constantly asking her if she was liking it, if she was okay, if she was getting sick of him. She was making good eye contact with him and she turned in a very energetic performance. She was even laughing occasionally, right up to the end, where she did a funny little begging-for-the-cumshot thing that was very cute.
I think that the odd, distant look she gets sometimes is just a function of her personality.

Taylor seems like a pretty spacey chick. And I mean that in a good way. I've watched pre-scene interviews with her where she would seem kind of zoned out for a few seconds and then suddenly she's very present and happy again. If anything, I think she's just easily bored.

She actually reminds me a lot of Mirage, back when she was doing the raincoater vids. Another pretty girl with a stoner smile, who can do the whole nine yards, DPs, deepthroat, whatever, and sometimes seems like she's just daydreaming about candy. Not unhappy, just not always entirely present.

But I didn't see any evidence that she was unhappy at all during her scene with Brandon and I definitely didn't get the impression that she had a 'better rapport with Manuel'. Brandon was the one who was always talking to her and making her smile, and Manuel seemed like he was along for the ride.
Overall, I thought it was a four-star scene.
Of course my opinions are just as subjective as the next guy.

Frank Grimes
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Posted - May 3 2003 : 5:00PM
It just occurred to me that now I'm guilty of:
"leaping from simply reporting on what happened to what I think the performers are thinking while they are performing."
I guess we're all:
"caught in a damned if we do/damned if we don't position".
malkira
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Posted - May 3 2003 : 5:39PM
I've never seen Crystal Ray that I remember (no listing at iafd, what else has she been in?), but she sounds like a real pervert. Joey's always been one of my favorite directors, and this sounds like another winner. Too bad about that pissing scene...
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Posted - May 3 2003 : 7:18PM
Yeah, it rocks.
Taylor's best scene EVER.
And that scene itself is one of the best of the year.



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