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Chinaski
Deactivated User

47 Posts
3/20
Posted - Apr 23 2020 : 2:31AM
Porn hair- That cheesy "glamorous" looking long hair with huge curls

Ugly lip injections that look like 2 hot dog weiners

shalalin
Senior Member

1734 Posts
11/07
Posted - May 24 2026 : 4:03PM
I'm gonna bump this long-neglected thread with something I truly don't understand.

There are a bunch of content creators who seemingly believe that including step-family descriptions for their scenes is a good idea even when there's absolutely no logic behind it.

Case in point: A scene that showed up on Legalporno/Pornbox yesterday titled "Shh... My step Daddy Might Come Back! Slutty step Daughter Fucks His Friend in the Backyard!" If it's just about the girl fucking her dad's friend, why on Earth does he need to be a stepdad? Makes no damn sense. Based on the screenshots, all the guy playing the stepdad does is disappear at the start of the scene and come back at the end.


Edited by - shalalin on 5/24/2026 4:06:07 PM

TROLL_FACE_XD
Member

37 Posts
4/26
Posted - May 25 2026 : 11:09AM
I dont understand:

BDSM
Orgies
Cuckold
Ageplay
Gape stuff
Fake sounds
Bad acting
POV
Degrading
Pegging/Strap-on stuff
Obvious plastic
Creepy sleazy dudes trying to flirt with the actress
The whole "step" thing...its kinda played out

bumblaster
Senior Member

4881 Posts
4/12
Posted - May 25 2026 : 6:14PM
Clothed Female/Naked Male videos
 
Girl Crazy
Member

Show me sex, not poses.
159 Posts
11/25
Posted - May 25 2026 : 9:44PM

- The screeching, vocal fry, humming, hissing/sucking in air and overall shrill noises that porn women do in the GG videos. It all sounds stupid. Why do yall think that is sexy?

- in GG pretending to touch pussy-to-pussy

- in GG when they get a dildo and each puts one end of it in her pussy and they face away from each other, butt-to-butt

- doing a skit before the sex

- poking the vagina (the actual opening) with the tip of the tongue

- in GG when the women sit on their knees and do a bobbing up and down motion while kissing.

- "dirty talk" that isn't just actual communication, "yeah, stick that blank in my blank you blanking fucking blanking slut!" Please stfu, it's so stupid.

- talking way more than actually being nasty and raw. Porn watchers love bad sex for some reason lol

- more than two people are in the porno and yet they take turns being the one doing nothing except talking to the camera, when they should be taking turns getting double-teamed

- All the stuff in the post below

damnably
Member

14 Posts
12/25
Posted - May 26 2026 : 11:41AM
If you could walk a mile in the average pornstar's shoes, perhaps you would think differently.
Whyspers2Scorpio
Senior Member

"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite
2345 Posts
12/17
Posted - May 26 2026 : 5:49PM
There's always that vocal minority . . . I actually saw this in a scene and almost did a double take. Dying your pubic hair, honestly WTF?!??!?! You want to dye the hair on your head and eyebrows that I get, what on earth make anyone think that dying their bush is a good idea?
whyalwaysbilly
Senior Member

"Many's the person missed the opportunity to say nothing, and lost much because of it."
1939 Posts
8/22
Posted - Jun 10 2026 : 8:01PM
Parasited or any other kind of live action monster porn. I genuinely applaud the special effects and production design but I do not understand how ANYONE gets off to that shit.
Tony Spumoni
Member

110 Posts
12/23
Posted - Jun 10 2026 : 11:23PM
Obviously fake cumshots during blowjobs
rearadmiral All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

6518 Posts
12/11
Posted - Jun 11 2026 : 7:27AM
I hear you. I have the privilege of writing site reviews for a commercial review/referral site. I've written hundreds of reviews, and many for sites I have no personal interest in. I know what I like to read in a review, and I write that: objective and a lot of details to allow a reader to decide if the site is for them. I've reviewed sites that I've joined many times on my own. I've reviewed gay sites, I've reviewed bi sites, I've reviewed BBW sites, I've reviewed granny sites. The way I approach any review is to realize that anyone reading my review is likely already interested in that genre and that specific site so it's up to me to give them information that allows them to make an informed decision on whether to join. The reader brings the subjective interest and I fill in the objective bits that can only be found behind the paywall. I'm happy to review whatever the review site owner/editor sends my way. He's always said that I'm free to decline any reviews I don't want to do. I've only ever declined a review once. It was "Parasited."

When I first clicked on the site I had no idea what it was about. I hadn't really paid attention to the name, and even if I had, I wouldn't have dreamed it would be that bad. I spent about five minutes touring through the site and I kept telling myself that I could be objective about this and write a review. But then I realized I couldn't. It wasn't that I couldn't be objective, but I couldn't spend another minute looking at the site, let alone doing a deep dive prior to writing a review.

Bisexual, BBW, and Granny sites aren't my thing, but I had no problem whatsoever in spending time on those sites so I could write a review. I wasn't repulsed, I just had no personal interest. And personal interest isn't needed when you are being objective. My goal is that whenever someone reads one of my reviews that they come away thinking that the review answered all their questions and that if they have a personal interest in the site, then they can join knowing they'll like it, and the technical bits are all in place too.

But Parasited repulsed me. I was genuinely worried that if I spent time on that site that it would give me nightmares. To each their own. There are a lot of things in porn I don't understand, but I will never criticize it as long as it is legal. But like you, I can't get my head around finding scenes like those offered at Parasited to be sexually arousing.

Years ago, there was a series that I liked. I'm pretty sure it was "Perverted Stories" by JM Productions. Most of the scenes were exactly what I liked: petite young models in anal scenes. But there were several scenes that had the male models dressed up as monsters or spiders or insects and I never watched those. I didn't find them arousing at all. Because this was from the days of VHS and DVD, I'd skip those. I have a lot from that series in my collection still, but they were downloaded from sites that offered them, and usually broken down by scene. I specifically declined to download those scenes, even though most featured models I like and collect.

Good call on these kinds of sites.

Helmuth Richler
Member

49 Posts
7/10
Posted - Jun 13 2026 : 4:41AM
Heheh, i have been looking these up recently too and feel very similar, they are (or were) all on PurnHob - JM must have leased the footage to them at some point - and they are gross out porn often for the make-up effects used. Females looking like men, women styled as animals. Because it's JM there is always heavy anal. And there can be a threatening aspect to them with the girls cowering.

One with Mila had her shooting enema water as a bonus .Some have food play like eggs, meat, milk as an extra flavour to the proceedings Food is, by far, one of my least favourite things to encounter in adult film. Skeeves me out.


As a WTF, imagination run amok, "end of year school play" caliber of production some are quite entertaining with decent make-up but I can't really get too excited for them. Once the framing device of the vignette has been seen then there is 15-20 minutes of the sex footage which if it isn't hot I just have to fast forward, chapter skip - it would be an absolute waste of time watching boring fking scenes if people are made up to look like gerbils or rabbits, I think one of them had an alien head.

It's pushing the 80s Greg Dark men in silly costumes thing as far as it can go.

tintintin
Senior Member

1230 Posts
8/07
Posted - Jun 13 2026 : 9:22AM
Silly childish setups with "humor"

There are too much of them... humor = a no boner

Panoramata
Senior Member

15853 Posts
11/06
Posted - Jun 13 2026 : 9:57AM
This comment should be reposted once a year
FunInSun
Member

49 Posts
11/24
Posted - Jun 13 2026 : 7:58PM
There's a well-known actress did a livestream once after having an appointment.
You could literally see the needlemark injection points. Wasn't the best look.
 
FunInSun
Member

49 Posts
11/24
Posted - Jun 13 2026 : 8:03PM

The tanning and being overly-tanned never did much for me.
I mean sure have some sunshine, get a tan, but not to overdo it.
Being well-done just doesn't seem to do well over time.
PornoSmurf
Senior Member

1190 Posts
12/13
Posted - Jun 16 2026 : 6:34PM
Tanning works for some but in some cases, it ruins the girl's look. For example, Jennifer White. go check out her scenes where she's pale pale white, FUCKING INSANELY GORGEOUS. Now she's still a 10 with a tan but that pale white look is so rare nowadays.

Noelle Easton, Lacy Lennon, Lexi Luna all just rock the pale white look.

Then you get the Aila Donovan's and Amy Reid's and Kortney Kanes that look SMOKING HOT with a tan. Honestly it just depends on the girl. India Summer (damnnnn with those tan lines 😍😍😍)

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