Ugly lip injections that look like 2 hot dog weiners

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There are a bunch of content creators who seemingly believe that including step-family descriptions for their scenes is a good idea even when there's absolutely no logic behind it.

Case in point: A scene that showed up on Legalporno/Pornbox yesterday titled "Shh... My step Daddy Might Come Back! Slutty step Daughter Fucks His Friend in the Backyard!" If it's just about the girl fucking her dad's friend, why on Earth does he need to be a stepdad? Makes no damn sense. Based on the screenshots, all the guy playing the stepdad does is disappear at the start of the scene and come back at the end.

Edited by - shalalin on 5/24/2026 4:06:07 PM

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BDSM
Orgies
Cuckold
Ageplay
Gape stuff
Fake sounds
Bad acting
POV
Degrading
Pegging/Strap-on stuff
Obvious plastic
Creepy sleazy dudes trying to flirt with the actress
The whole "step" thing...its kinda played out

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- in GG pretending to touch pussy-to-pussy

- in GG when they get a dildo and each puts one end of it in her pussy and they face away from each other, butt-to-butt

- doing a skit before the sex

- poking the vagina (the actual opening) with the tip of the tongue

- in GG when the women sit on their knees and do a bobbing up and down motion while kissing.

- "dirty talk" that isn't just actual communication, "yeah, stick that blank in my blank you blanking fucking blanking slut!" Please stfu, it's so stupid.

- talking way more than actually being nasty and raw. Porn watchers love bad sex for some reason lol

- more than two people are in the porno and yet they take turns being the one doing nothing except talking to the camera, when they should be taking turns getting double-teamed

- All the stuff in the post below

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When I first clicked on the site I had no idea what it was about. I hadn't really paid attention to the name, and even if I had, I wouldn't have dreamed it would be that bad. I spent about five minutes touring through the site and I kept telling myself that I could be objective about this and write a review. But then I realized I couldn't. It wasn't that I couldn't be objective, but I couldn't spend another minute looking at the site, let alone doing a deep dive prior to writing a review.

Bisexual, BBW, and Granny sites aren't my thing, but I had no problem whatsoever in spending time on those sites so I could write a review. I wasn't repulsed, I just had no personal interest. And personal interest isn't needed when you are being objective. My goal is that whenever someone reads one of my reviews that they come away thinking that the review answered all their questions and that if they have a personal interest in the site, then they can join knowing they'll like it, and the technical bits are all in place too.

But Parasited repulsed me. I was genuinely worried that if I spent time on that site that it would give me nightmares. To each their own. There are a lot of things in porn I don't understand, but I will never criticize it as long as it is legal. But like you, I can't get my head around finding scenes like those offered at Parasited to be sexually arousing.

Years ago, there was a series that I liked. I'm pretty sure it was "Perverted Stories" by JM Productions. Most of the scenes were exactly what I liked: petite young models in anal scenes. But there were several scenes that had the male models dressed up as monsters or spiders or insects and I never watched those. I didn't find them arousing at all. Because this was from the days of VHS and DVD, I'd skip those. I have a lot from that series in my collection still, but they were downloaded from sites that offered them, and usually broken down by scene. I specifically declined to download those scenes, even though most featured models I like and collect.

Good call on these kinds of sites.

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One with Mila had her shooting enema water as a bonus .Some have food play like eggs, meat, milk as an extra flavour to the proceedings Food is, by far, one of my least favourite things to encounter in adult film. Skeeves me out.

As a WTF, imagination run amok, "end of year school play" caliber of production some are quite entertaining with decent make-up but I can't really get too excited for them. Once the framing device of the vignette has been seen then there is 15-20 minutes of the sex footage which if it isn't hot I just have to fast forward, chapter skip - it would be an absolute waste of time watching boring fking scenes if people are made up to look like gerbils or rabbits, I think one of them had an alien head.

It's pushing the 80s Greg Dark men in silly costumes thing as far as it can go.

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There are too much of them... humor = a no boner

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Noelle Easton, Lacy Lennon, Lexi Luna all just rock the pale white look.

Then you get the Aila Donovan's and Amy Reid's and Kortney Kanes that look SMOKING HOT with a tan. Honestly it just depends on the girl. India Summer (damnnnn with those tan lines 😍😍😍)

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