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AlexPanzer
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1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jan 28 2004 : 11:59PM
Today when I whacked off I shot my load in an empty bottle of Vitamin Water Power C (dragonfruit), and dont ask why. Then I sealed it back. Couple of minutes ago I opened the bottle, filled it with water and poured it down the toilet, and the thing is that about 15 seconds after I poured it down the toilet, a weird smell like perfume or something filled my bathroom, and the thing is that when I shot the load in the bottle I made sure that it was empty (Vitamin Water is expensive and I dont waste it). Can someone explain this thing?

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DenverDon
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5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 2:10AM
Maybe you should bottle it and sell it.

Have you thought of studying Marketing?

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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 2:12AM
TMI!
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AlexPanzer
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1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 6:20AM
Thats what I will do after I get my 2 year degree
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cobalt60
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2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 9:19AM
So, perfume is nothing more than semen mixed with Vitamin Water. I'd have never guessed.

I bet there was some Vitamin Water residue on the sides of the bottle that mixed with your load and created something NEW and DIFFERENT. Who knows what? Maybe YogaGrrl knows...

I came in a wide-mouth Gatorade bottle once, but I 'forgot' to sniff it before I threw it out. Now I wonder what it would've smelled like. Next time I do that (unlikely), I'll let you know.

What other interesting things have you shot your wad in or on?

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YogaGrrl
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757 Posts
12/01
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 11:26AM
LOL... we need a lab sample for analysis. But I think you need to talk to Renee; she's the chemist.

Edited by - YogaGrrl on 1/29/2004 11:26:13 AM

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cobalt60
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2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 11:30AM
AHA! So we do have a chemist in our mix. Good to know; I've got an old copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook lying around somewhere and I'd like to run a few things by her...
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lindi
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3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 1:13PM
Cobalt60 said:
Er, um, if I was collecting quotes, I'd nab that one.
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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 1:17PM
I always found those little 4-oz. Dixie Cups made for great man-juice receptacles. But that's just me.
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AlexPanzer
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1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 1:38PM
Once shot in the empty bottle of Centrum vitamin pills. Then opened it 9 days later and smelled the worse possible smell that you can smell in your entire life
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cobalt60
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2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 2:13PM
Vitamins smell funky anyway. Mixed with nine-day-old ejaculate, though...wow.

Penis porridge in the pot, nine days old,
Add a bit of vitamins and then leave it to mold.
Uncap the top and take a whiff, and WHEW!
That's really rank!
I can't believe the things you've done, but thanks,
I bet it stank.

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Sir Noel Plum
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1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 3:45PM
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cobalt60
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2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 4:44PM
The Chuckle Chimp is speechless?? I don't believe it. Get back in here!
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AlexPanzer
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1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 4:47PM
I didnt do it for fun, and I didnt whiffed it, the smell escapes once you unscrew the cap
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DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 5:02PM
That sounds somewhat similar to my wallet. The money escapes once I open the wallet.

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Sir Noel Plum
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1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 6:18PM
Sorry, some kind of posting error going on there. I thought I'd wrote something, honest!

I'll see if I can remember what I'd written (or dreamt I'd written):-

Nice rhyme Cobalt. Maybe we should start collating a book of naughty nursery rhymes? I'm off to watch Jordan and her massive tits on I'm a Celebrity get me out of here' for an hour so I'll try to think up some rhymes while I'm there.

That hour is up and I've managed a meagre two which I won't post just yet lest I derail this rather disgusting thread any further.

SNP.

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lindi
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3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 7:42PM
Yes, those would go on Story Time, which is in need of some fresh material anyway.
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Too$hort
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Oaktown
107 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 30 2004 : 9:54AM
What is Vitamin Powder?
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barrybrn
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1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Feb 2 2004 : 6:19AM
You got that right Skronker.
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Mike_Rach
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89 Posts
10/03
Posted - Feb 2 2004 : 12:46PM
Alex, put Peter North to shame?? Why aren't you just using tissues?
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AlexPanzer
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1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Feb 2 2004 : 1:53PM
I have allergy for soft things. I use onlypaper towels but I had none
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cochise
Member

You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?
238 Posts
12/03
Posted - Feb 2 2004 : 2:39PM
Jeezus Alex, women are soft. And the pussy is the softest thing of all. Hope you get over the allergies.
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