Good, then you won't be offended when I say I liked it because it's such a classic self-parody of "the back of a porno box" -- vulgar, foul-mouthed and disgusting; of course I love it!
Who writes this stuff? And perhaps more importantly, WHY?
(This is just good-natured ribbing. I'm not trying to hurt any copy writer's feelings -- two thumbs up! Get yourself a beer over that one! )
Sammy, it certainly is possible! Scott got her the contract. Now speaking of Sodomy cream pies, if Scott is not cumming deep in Shays ass, preventing unwanted pregnancies, then that just might happen. They do not call him fancy pants for nothing. Scott is "Mad about the girls" Sky Blue works him bigtime, she ain't no dummy, they all refer to him as "Trick baby"!!! The good news is "Sodomy Cream Pies will be released in January 2004, I filmed it last summer. God Bless every girl who gladly ate cum out of their beautiful asses. Cum in the girls ass is always a good thing. Since the semen is proven anti-depressant, mood lifter, it absorbs in the girls blood stream rapidly, putting them in a state of bliss and well being. I am all for promoting good mental health. I like to fancy my delicate self, as I am doing my part for their well being. Cream pies are a beautiful thing, even Russel Crowe thinks so! I bet Cher would like a load from Steve Holmes deep in her ass. on it like blue bonnet. All over it, like a hobo is on a hotplate! Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!
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12 Posts 8/03
Posted - Dec 27 2003 : 7:34AM
Great, Now Creamed vol 1 and vol 2 will have a real competition! Creamed vol 3 is reserved just for you, "Skeet". Box cover will say, " Skeeter's Creamed 3 " A girl wearing a baby blue panties tied to a doggie leash, drinking from a pink doggie bowl that says ' bitch' and of course the king of sodom is holding her leash. I figured it all out.
Who needs Mayhem, when you can have total A n a r c h y!
Skeeter, These chicks got anally fisted?!?! that's awesome. But how are you going to put these scenes in your movies? I thought anal fisting was a no-no in US porn.
IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02
Posted - Dec 28 2003 : 7:22PM
Don't you mean 'into the box'?
aybesea said: "This is my original recipe for bean soup. It is similar to every other bean soup recipe, but I created it from scratch so I'll take the credit."
Ron, Skeeter also had lots of the girls on December 24th taking as much cum as possible in their ass. Now he has a picture of Ariana Jollee fisting her ass on the front page of my website. I guess he wanted to prove to everybody that pictures of fisting should be provided for free worldwide. So to quote my husband the philosopher: I am doing it for God and country. Happy holidays to you Ron K. and everyone else! Bridgette Kerkove 'Lex will be fucking my ass this friday to help ring in the New Year!
Happy New Year, and stay beautiful and sweet as you are right now. Thank you for making quality porn. We all looking up to you and Skeet. Thank you for raising up the bars. You made it very hard for all of us to catch up.
Shannon Getsit gets an anal creampie (from me) right on my dining room table in "Knee Pad Nymphos, Vol 5"---that release got an AVN Nom for "Best Oral-Themed Feature" (10 scenes, five of which have sex positions in addition to the bj's, and two vaginal creampies in addition to Shannon's anal creampie).
Hey Skeeter I saw you on howard stern last night!whats up with that 20 shots in 3 hours guy lol he was a trip! you should put him in a booth with your Juggernauts movie playing and give him a sporting chance I bet he would get sum wood then! keep rocking!
I just saw the updated "Skeeter's Shoots" pics at www.bridgettekerkove.com and have to say that Dana Vespoli's (identified on the site as "Asian Girl") scene looks amazing. Skeeter shoots for so many companies now that I have no clue where this amazing looking scene will end up (Private, Rosebud, etc?) but I'll keep an eye out for it down the road. I was also surprised to see Taylor Rain in the new group of pictures. Turns out her retirement was rather short.
Also, Skeeter, you unleashed a demon upon us. You mentioned that when you met Haley you told her to get ready for anal and if you haven't noticed ever since then every damn scene she does is an anal one. Her early stuff featurs her natural brown hair and is all real good, but now with her dyed black hair she keeps doing anal scene after anal scene working with, among others, Seymour Butts for one and Jewel De'Nyle (Platinum) for another (Wet Brunettes 2, not out yet.) You all ready gave us her in "Deep Cheeks 9" and now "Sodomy Cream Pies" plus the promise of another scene profiled on the website featuring her in red lingerie with Ben English (?).
Kelly
PS...You should be proud of Haley, Skeeter. In the new film "Spring Chickens 6" she does a scene with Dillion Day and another guy. It was probably filmed before you got to her because she has her brown hair in it. But one of the guys (I think Dillion) really pisses her off and chokes her during the scene. In the extras on the dvd, Chico included a quick cut where she finally had enough and just bellows out, "GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF MY NECK!" It was awesome. And interestingly enough the guy responsible for this is nowhere else on the dvd. It was the only scene they hired him for.
Thanks OREN! Happy New Year everyone. Yes its true I am quiet(shy sometimes!LOL)and humble-so its hard for me to promote as well as Skeeter-but don't let that fool anyone my movies I've produced and directed(and stared in-thats quite a juggeling act!!), are the extreme hardcore porn that your eyes and cock will be thankful to see!
I like that. Now we just have to hire her for a scene with Mr. Pete and put her in stiletto heels, and let her make the "point" on a delicate part of his anatomy...
Hammer, that poor guy couldn't even do one popshot in four hours. Skeeter got involved with that, just for fun. I do not even think watching Skeeters Editors choice and AVN nominated movie "Juggernauts" that, that poor guy could get wood or do a popshot! However, there was some really nasty sodomy cream pies in Juggernauts, even a girl sucking the cum and lube out of one girls ass. Bridgette Kerkove
Big Ferret, thank you so much for the compliment! I am a firm believer in Liberating these beautiful girls all over the world, to enjoy the fruits of "Operation Anal Freedom"!! Sweet Liberty, breaking down the walls of anal opression, to watch them come crashing down like the Berlin Wall. Now, for icing on the cake, what better way to promote sodomy, it has many, many benefits. A sodomy creampie prevents all unwanted pregnancies. Not all of these girls are ready for being a mommy. So if they all take it good and deep in the ass, with plenty of cum flowing in there with the speed of a raging river[ such as found in the Grand Canyon], there will be no more unwanted pregnancies. Sodomy cream pies have been proven to be an anti-depressant, a mood lifter, once again, sodomy cream pies is being a good humanitarian, promoting good mental health. The list goes on and on. Haley turned into a mute, one dose of cum in her ass, the girl was cred. Hell, she was even speaking in tongues. Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" liberating these beautiful women worldwide, one sodomy creampie at a time Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!
A common social disease amongst porn girls - a worthless boyfriend who doesn't even have to motivation to flip burgers himself, but doesn't his girl paying the bills by doing porn as long as she doesn't enjoy it.
We'll see how long it takes her to dump the loser and maybe unretire.
The name of the movie is "Sodomize This", Skeeter told me the girl has already retired from the business! Her name is Michelle Berry. Skeeter shot her in two of his Fusxion movies for Metro. The other good news is that I was on Adult DVD Empire today, Skeeters movie Sodomy Cream Pies, is now being sold at DVD Empire as of 2 days ago. Bridgette Kerkove
Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02
Posted - Jan 17 2004 : 4:38PM
And my copy is in the mail!
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1701 Posts 3/02
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 11:45AM
I can't wait to see Sodomy Cream Pies! I will be reviewing "Stick it where the sun don't shine" soon. I can't wait to see Skeeter and Bridgette's stuff with Fusion X. They are a very special couple.
I watched Sodomy Cream Pies and came away thinking that anal is no longer done for it's own sake, its done as the precursor to A2M and gapes and fish-hooking and what the hell? Maybe I'm just getting jaded, but, for example, watching Haley (who looked great) was very much a 'coitus interruptus' experience. I found myself yelling at her partner to just stick it in and leave it in, damnit! Too bad he was in the wrong space/time continuum to hear me.
That was Haleys second anal scene, did she do awesome or what, for her second anal scene ever! Also, did you like the teases the girls did at the beautiful location? Bridgette Kerkove
I just go this movie yesterday, so far I've watched the Brandy Lyons scene, so far so good. I really liked what I saw. I hope the rest is just as good. I did enjoy the tease, just enough to want to see more!
My rental copy arrived today and I immediately put in the Selena and Katrina scene. Wow, pairing those two in the same scene was great casting!!! Both girls are solid no nonsense performers who give great efforts each and every time I've seen them work. Katrina is so energetic and so genuine in her lust for cock, I'm really digging this girl at the moment!! Selena is just as energetic though her energy may not be as over the top as Katrina's but I loved the contrast but also at the same time I knew both girls were flat out giving it their best!!! The teases were a bit weird in that I had no sound during them but everything was fine once Skeeter came on and did his thing before bringing in the cocksmen! I am not as big a fetish gear fan as he obviously is but the girls do fill out the outfits nicely and the whole vibe is hardcore and these girls were up to the challenge!! Well done Mr. Kerkove! I also liked the interviews especially Selena's, Honey's, and Taylor's.
Heaven, I showed Skeeter your post! He is really happy you like the tease of Brandy. Skeeter spends about 20 minutes on each tease sequence. He does not like for there to be any talking during the teases, so the viewer can be alone with the girl! If you get a chance to see "Stick it where the sun don't shine", in that movie, he feels he got some of the best teases ever! He was really working on showing how dirty and nasty the girls are during the tease! Bridgette Kerkove
Mr. Bono One, Skeeter Kerkove here! Thank you very much for the compliment about "The Sodomy Cream Pies" movie. God Bless all of the girls of Sodom!!! I have good news for everybody!!! The lovely Haley has returned to porn!!!! Everybody here in Porno land is very happy Haley has returned. You are right, I am way into the look of fetish clothes! On thursday, my lovely beautiful wife Bridgette Kerkove was doing a box cover shoot for her movie Dirrty # 2 for Metros new ultra-hardcore line Fusxion. Her friend Ashley Blue was also doing the box cover shoot with Bridgette. Those 2 girls together are always a true love story of the most epic proportions. The hotpants that were black pvc, skin tight and shiny, that Bridgette put on Ashley are very special. I bought them for Bridgette in Hollywood to wear for me, way before we ever got into porn.