so was talkin with someone. She wants some help with comps... yeah i know little something about that.. so I was like uhmm later when the bosses are gone? and she said how bout afterwork? so i was like ok.. then I dont know what exactly we said next.. but now we're going to have dinner latter..
is it something? or is it just friendly help?
Any ideas? you ladies are so tricky its hard to know whats what..
you two or something... i'm askin a simple question.. and BAM... you're talkin about Sex already.. Bad lunacy.. BAD Planet Sex ------ luna, she works in a differnt dept.. different boss.. can't do this thing at work, no time.
flirt? sh*t how do i do that?
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Posted - Jun 20 2001 : 1:28AM
Uh... am I mistaken, or you're about to marry a guy that's twice my size and can tore me a new one if I look you even sideways?
(Kewl, I was waiting for a chance to use the black eye icon!)
Rippy, I was not infering sex...naughty potty mind. Although I apologise for sorta hijacking your thread.
Flirting is easy, just be nice. Smile at her, give her doey eyes...just flow with it man
Planet Sex, my tulip, I am married, although unless you are a midget, the love my life is not twice your size and knows full well he has no worries about me straying. I have eyes for only him
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Posted - Jun 20 2001 : 9:16AM
Evil - be casual - be friends - worry about anything else once you're really comfortable with each other. don't even think about sex until you can fart in front of her
Gee, I hate to be the wet blanket on all you romantics - but didn't she approach Evil about 'needing some help with comps'? Of course, this could have been a ruse to get something going, but then again, she could actually 'need his help with comps' (whatever that may mean in his environment) Just trying to keep things in perspective
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Posted - Jun 20 2001 : 1:50PM
So tell us, Rip... didja let her touch your hard drive?
okay.. few hours left before dinner. I'm pretty sure its nothing but helping out a friend..
i was just askin ya all what her motives might be.. and there ya guys go.. bringin up condoms and naughty sex.. [;P]
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Posted - Jun 21 2001 : 7:19PM
Okay, be that way.
But don't complain if you find yourself with a huge hard-on desperately looking for a condom late at night and all the stores are closed or outta stock and the girl is in the room unsatisfied and thinking where you keep your joystick or sumthing like that.
That's cool. Not gonna tells us anything? Or was it just a friendly co-worker type thing? You never know when you take it slow where it will go, though.
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Posted - Jun 22 2001 : 3:39AM
Alone? Is she with you? There's any chance of some penetration in the near future? Did you showed her your hard drive or you've gone Microsoft on her?
quote: "Hmmm Evil may not know about flirting but he has the teasing part down"
Yes he does - and this is even more effective than flirting, and more complex. So, Evil, quit playing the 'poor me, I'm just a naive mook' bit. If you tease her with the same skill that you've shown here, you're probably bonin' her right now, which is why you've left us all engorged and tingly, waiting to hear!
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Posted - Jun 23 2001 : 11:44AM
I guess he just helped her to install the new version of Outlook Express and now he's ashamed to tell us about the fiasco...
Dinner was nice. She's got a strong personality so she kinda went out of her way to open doors for herself. She bought dinner. We talked for about two hours. I found out a little about her past, her goals and such.
Then afterwards I helped her with her computer. Taught her a few things.
She complimented me on the way I teach, and that she feels she actually learned something. Unlike someone she used to know. I showed her a few things in PhotoShop. I also showed her how to use NetZero for internet. We left around 10pm. I walked her to her car, i carried her laptop.
I asked her to the movies next week. But she's alone taking care of her grandmama so she doens't know if she'll be free. But if she is she'll consider it.
so uhmm I think its just friendly. So thats about it.
Evil_RIP
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Posted - Jun 23 2001 : 5:23PM
And here I was, waiting for a sorta "Letters-to-Penthouse"-type of kind.
hey! I live in the real world.. not the porno world where a person orders pizza and has sex with the delivery girl.. or if I don't have enough change.. boom i bag the Cashier...
This is about as exciting as it will ever get... =P
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Posted - Jun 23 2001 : 6:41PM
Dude, if nothing happened, do like me and just MAKE SOMETHING UP!
This forum is called "Sex Talk", not "Dinner Talk", crognabitt!!!
Why are women so difficult??? You can't tell when they're interested or just flirting. Guys are so simple. Show up naked and bring beer. Nothing more.
I feel for you, Evil! Don't give up on her yet... she may just be playing hard to get.
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Posted - Jun 23 2001 : 7:45PM
Funny that you mentioned that. I watched a big giant large plethora of porn movies, and never, EVER saw a scene where the pizza delievery boy boinks a girl. I think it's sorta kinda like an urban legend, or something.
this is to appease Planet Sex ... this is all made up of course. really it is!
so...
What REally Happened a story by Evil_Rip -------------
We're walking back to the office as I try to open the door for her she brushes me aside.. "I like opening doors for myself." "Okay okay." She's makin me nervous with this tough attitude. I just don't know what to do. The whole Gentlemen nature i have is pretty much out the door. We walk into the office. She puts her laptop on the table. She looks around the office. We're alone. She tells me she'll be right back she's off to the restroom. I boot up her computer. I open my CD case and start flippin through it looking for programs she might find interesting. I see her coming back through the doorway window, I go and open the door for her.
She seems upset she pushes me against the wall. "I told you I like to open doors for myself." Then she gives a strange smile. She gets on her knees. "I like opening a lot of things for myself." She pushes my hips against the wall as she unzips my pants...
holy crap over 300 reads... i wonder who all is interested in my "love" life.
--------- I'm 24. Single I'm in Los Angeles. I've got black hair, brown eyes. 5'8" 163 lbs I cook, paint, draw. I'm in Bioinformatics and Genetic Research.
evil_rip@2die4.com -----------
heeheee
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Posted - Jun 23 2001 : 8:56PM
What, this softcore version? Nah. Don't go Playboy Channel on me, dude!
I don't know Rip, it sounds like the jury is still out. There's only one way to tell for sure. Next time you see her, after you say hi, stick your tongue up her ass.
So.. if she bought me dinner.. was I supposed to put out? LOL!
oh i am soooooooooooo Kidding!
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Posted - Jun 26 2001 : 10:50PM
Mmmm... hey, you have a point! She asked you out. She bought you dinner. So, I guess she wanted YOU to take the lead, rip off her clothes, call her "biatch" and fuck her bones out like there was no tomorrow!
Gee dude, you're so disappointing us! More than 500 ppl came to this thread just to watch the epilogue of your lil' adventure, and what they get? The worst ending since... since... uh, since the last movie that ended in a real lame way!
Oh, I remember one: BATTLEFIELD EARTH, with the primitive guys piloting Harriers and one single atomic bomb exploding an entire planet in seconds.
My female friends don't do that. My best friend didn't like the idea of me dating one of her friends.. luna remember that girl i was telling you bout awhile ago?
Oh fooey on that Rippy, you would be surprised what we talk about and who we think of when matchmaking.
Hang in there, she's out there for you...
Saki and I were talking the other day about how the experiences we each had before we met primed us for one another. I'm sure it is the same for you dear. You are just not supposed to meet yet.
Stay focued on what you need to be doing and what is good for you right now and when you least expect it, there she will be!
