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Luvvy Duvvy
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5/04
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 6:06PM
Are there any porno films based around Star Trek idea? A all female "crew" would be great.
Could Katja Kassin play the reluctant redcoat? ;-)
grover All-Star Supporter
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11/04
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 6:27PM
There was a 90's porn series called "Sex Trek".

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CMBurnham
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7/05
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 6:17PM
Yeah, there were 6 Sex Trek Movies (basically). The first 3 featured the classic Trek cast being sent up. Randy Spears playing the Kirk character, Mike Horner playing Mr. Sperm and Joey Silvera playing Dr. "Boner" McJoy. Each movie had a different starlet playing Lt. U-Whore. The featured covergirls on the boxes were Jeanna Fine, Danielle Rogers and Dominique Simone. By the way, just a warning about the titles. The first in the series is called "Sex Trek: the Next Penetration.", but it really is the first and is about the classic crew.

Movies 4 & 5 used the Next Gen crew. I'm going to assume they were filmed at the same time, since the same actors played the same roles. Steven St. Croix is Picard (and is really good in the role, much like Randy Spears as Kirk although his is more obviously parody), T. T. Boy as Riker, Johnathon Morgan as Data, Sean Michaels as LaForge, Julian St. Jox as Worf, Mustang Sally Layd as Dr. Crusher, Teanna Hart (I think) as Counselor Troi & Janet Jacme as Guinan. Anna Malle was the featured starlet in the first Next Gen movie, but I can't recall right now who was the covergirl in #5.

The 6th movie went back to the original crew for reasons I don't know. Randy Spears & Mike Horner return to their roles, but Joey Silvera isn't there. This one is called "XXX Trek", rather than "Sex Trek" and might be hard to find if you don't know that.

I think all the movies were distributed under Moonlight Entertainment.

One more thing: There was a movie released in the first half of the 1990s (maybe 94?) called "Deep Space 69". Aside from being sci-fi porn and stealing a ST related title, it has nothing to do with Star Trek to my memory. It's really cheap and really weird, though. I don't remember anyone in it or who distributed it.

Edited by - cmburnham on 12/30/2006 6:23:49 PM

the unknown pervert
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5/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 7:08PM
Tera Heart not Teanna. #5 had Jordan McKnight as Whoopi Goldberg's ST-TNG character and Barbara Doll as a nameless red suit.
WhiteBOY
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305 Posts
11/06
Posted - Jan 20 2007 : 10:12AM
Wouldn't it be cool if LT Worf defiled the lovely counsellor Troy, and her hot betazoid mom would join in? However, it is commander Riker that looks most "porno" of the original cast. If Botox-Shatner would stroke off on Dr Crusher's face.... haha.... Sorry, just goofing now... Haha...
 
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
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1/03
Posted - Apr 20 2011 : 1:19AM
Here's something new...
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Engage, indeed!
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7/05
Posted - Apr 20 2011 : 1:27PM
astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
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11/99
Posted - Apr 20 2011 : 1:29PM
The trailer for the ST:TNG parody looks fantastic. Can't wait to see what Sam's going to do for Wicked too!
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HansGeist
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133 Posts
6/08
Posted - Apr 21 2011 : 10:34PM
Misty Rain was in Deep Space 69 & you're right about it being a chinzy production. About the only Star Trek reference I remember in it was a scene with an actor wearing a cheap store-bought Ferengi head appliance.
I met Tera Heart once at a local strip club. I mentioned her appearance in Sex Trek & when she signed a photo for me, she wrote after her signiture that she "definitely fucks better than Marina Sirtis." Funny stuff.
wolvie667
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4467 Posts
4/11
Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 4:23AM
Don't know if you like that but Private did a porn version of Star Wars
Kaminsky
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272 Posts
4/11
Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 4:29PM
My god, they really did effort into this Star Trek: The Next Generation porn parody
Photos from the set:
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Kaminsky
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272 Posts
4/11
Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 4:42PM
Hee hee, Dana DeArmond actually does look a lot like Ensign Ro Laren!
I remember having dirty thoughts about Ensign Ro when I saw the show as a kid
Who would have imagined that 20 years later those dirty thoughts would be filmed for video
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Edited by - Kaminsky on 4/24/2011 4:44:11 PM
wolvie667
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4/11
Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 5:08PM
^For me she looks like an Alian version of Fran Drescher
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Edited by - savoy on 4/26/2011 6:17:29 AM
Kaminsky
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272 Posts
4/11
Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 5:28PM
So did Ensign Ro Laren (Michelle Forbes) on the real show, years ago
Of course she never went and had sex with Worf the Klingon, but now we don't have to imagine
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the unknown pervert
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5/06
Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 11:27PM
Someone needs to beam her up a cheeseburger or twelve.
 
Kaminsky
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4/11
Posted - Apr 26 2011 : 1:31AM
Okay fair enough. I think she looks nice, I like a slim chick
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
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1/03
Posted - Apr 26 2011 : 2:15AM
I'd say she looks great and also cute in the Star Trek uniform.
I'd think they could cast her as B'Elanna Torres for the Star Trek Voyager XXX movie.
Savoy All-Star Supporter
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12/06
Posted - Apr 26 2011 : 6:19AM
It's only that one pic where she looks too skinny. She looks good in the others. Lighting and maybe sucking her stomach in too much?
DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Apr 26 2011 : 2:47PM
please dont make negative comment about my weight. you guys know i read this board. :(
Bernard
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7/06
Posted - Apr 27 2011 : 6:39AM
I think you look incredible im really looking forward to buying the movie im a big trek fan.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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9/07
Posted - Apr 27 2011 : 6:44AM
Who is playing the counselor?
Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
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6/05
Posted - Apr 27 2011 : 9:47AM
Troi was played by April O'Neil.
alphadachs
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3/10
Posted - Apr 27 2011 : 5:22PM
Madam, you have a dazzling figure, though even that isn't your finest feature. You come across as so delightful, so sexy, so exuberantly FUN that I can't help but be charmed whenever I see you. Don't let one churlish remark darken your day. Your lovely curves are always welcome!
Kaminsky
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4/11
Posted - Apr 27 2011 : 9:12PM
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Okay fair enough. I said I think you look nice though.
Like Savoy said it is just the lighting in that pic
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BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 28 2011 : 2:09AM
Thanks, of course I could of looked it up but I appreciate it!



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