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| Fingerbangger Member  164 Posts 3/07 |  Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 3:11PMI just watched Star Wars because of the incredible reviews from here, critic, and AVN and it was just ok!!!! No better than ok. The same with many other including spiderman and rocky. Why do reviewers from critic, ADT, Anv and others give such good reviews to these sub par movies. The sex is not that good and it is a porno so I would think they should consider that right? Are the studios paying them off because the budgets are so big? Im sick of wasting money and trusting these sites. The guy that played rocky was fat and the only capri anderson scene in Spiderman was dark and short. I think I'm done with parody's! sorry had to vent. [Link] |
PornStarNamedBuckNaked  All-Star Member Sometimes life is goofier than a monkey on ether 12073 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 3:20PM [Link] |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 5:23PM Furthermore, if the movie has a plot then the 'why' of the sex is more important than the actual act. Or, to put it another way, the heat isn't so much in the physical act as it is in the reason for the sex. Finally, maybe the guy who played Rocky was fat because it was a parody. Just sayin'. [Link] |
| the-end Member 35 Posts 2/12 | Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 5:25PM EDIT: I am very much into this whole subgenre of porn though. I'm currently writing my degree work in my school about this very subject. Edited by - Airola on 3/12/2012 5:27:18 PM [Link] |
| Fingerbangger Member 164 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 9:08PM [Link] |
| Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 9:41PM I wish I were more into parodies but what you mention is one of the main problems I have with the few parodies I've seen. Some studios/directors seem to work so hard to make things look right but it all goes out the window once the sex starts. The performers step out of character and become generic porn performers during the sex. You could almost insert a random sex scene in the movie because that's what the sex becomes. I'd love to see the sex scenes done in character. That, and the fact that most of the stories aren't sexy or sexual and the sex just seems to happen. I personally don't want to see a parody with some sex scenes tossed in...I want to see a sexy parody. I want to see the characters saying and doing all the sexy things I always wished they would. Not a straight re-creation of what they show on tv. If they do a parody of THE DUKES OF HAZZARD I don't want the girl to try and look, dress, and act exactly Daisy did. I'd rather see even shorter shorts and a horny, sexier Daisy. [Link] |
| Flash Golden Age Classic 11018 Posts 5/01 | Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 10:45PM [Link] |
| Jimmy Hooligan Member 452 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Mar 12 2012 : 11:03PM - Jimmy Hooligan Jimmy Pass - Homemade Amateur Porn I Filmed... [Link] |
| ControlFreak Member At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Mar 27 2012 : 1:34AM [Link] |
| LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Mar 27 2012 : 8:36AM For example the scene with Flash Thompson fucking both Gwen Stacy and MJ Watson isn't hot because of the sex but because who they were portraing (the sex was great in my opinion) not to mention the BJ MJ gave to Spiderman before. In Star Wars it is not just a BJ but also the fact that Darth Vader is Leia's Father not to mention the irony of him being black because he went to the dark side and so did Leia but in a different way. The last threesome is hot because Luke is also Leia's Brother And what about Chewbacca fucking stormtroopers up the ass? I'm eager to see an Empire Strikes Back and even more The Return of the Jedi with Leia in Jabba's hands Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 3/27/2012 8:39:37 AM [Link] |
| Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Mar 27 2012 : 8:37PM [Link] |
| David Cop-a-feel Deactivated User Trust me, honey, it gets better 323 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Mar 27 2012 : 11:37PM [Link] |
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