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| Posted - Mar 7 2000 : 9:49PMLet's save some poor souls from buying the worst pornos out there. What are the worst porn movies you've ever seen? (I know, what a positive thread  ) [Link] |
sonic Deactivated User
1178 Posts 12/99
| Posted - Mar 7 2000 : 9:55PM
HA!HA!HA!HA!  I ran, did you?!! HA!HA!  ....................... Worst one...hmmm..oh..Above The Knee.. <small> [This message has been edited by sonic (edited March 08, 2000).] [Link] |
DeathIncarnate Member
Luxembourg 54 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 8 2000 : 5:04AM
I would have to say 'Nikki Never Says No' I have always been a fan of Nikki Dial, but I am very pissed for shelling out 5$ for this movie (second-hand copy) The director actually managed to make both Ms. Dial and Tiffany Mynx look bad! Furthermore the guys are extremely distasteful... needless to say, the sex mostly sucks, with a LOT of looping etc. However I do agree that I don't watch too many porn movies so maybe this one isn't as bad when you compare it? I also didn't like 'Conquest' which was nowhere as well-filmed as touted in the press (actually I could neither see nor hear a lot in the version I saw) and rather boring to boot. At least a few of the sex was okay there (esp. the Shayla/Jenna scene!) [Link] |
Oneloa Member
848 Posts 2/00
| Posted - Mar 8 2000 : 8:29AM
Racquel Released! I couldn't keep my eyes open. I've always had a crush on Racquel Darrian, but this movie sucked in all aspects. [Link] |
Emahevul Adult Film Central
119 Posts 3/00
| Posted - Mar 8 2000 : 7:39PM
The worst one I have seen recently would have to be Zazel. It's a shame really. This movie was visually stunning, but had all the heat of yesterdays leftover meatloaf. ------------------ James The Erotic Movie Compendium http://www.realpaynetwork.com/emahevul/Index.html [Link] |
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Saki At-Large
2087 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 8 2000 : 8:08PM
Emahevul: I guess that proves how subjective porn is... I actually really liked Zazel. I agree that it's not for everyone, especially if you're into extremely explicit sex. But there's something to be said about elegant porn too, the stuff of Blake, Grant, and yes, Philip Mond. One person's crap is another's fetish, I suppose! Saki------------------ [url=455144]My Adult DVD List</A (Updated 2/24/00) | [url=455145]My Adult DVD Reviews</A  [Link] |
Emahevul Adult Film Central
119 Posts 3/00
| Posted - Mar 8 2000 : 10:13PM
I actually prefer the more "elegant" porn. For some reason, a lot of the harder stuff just turns me off. But, for some reason, Zazel just did nothing for me, and it wasn't because of the lack of originality present in this film. Without question, Zazel is one of the most visually stunning films I have ever seen. Ah well, what can I say. ------------------ James The Erotic Movie Compendium http://www.realpaynetwork.com/emahevul/Index.html [Link] |
trixietoo Member
32 Posts 2/00
| Posted - Mar 9 2000 : 12:29PM
Sadly, I hated the movie Trapped. I really tried to like it... the story sounded like it would be okay... and I REALLY like Mark Davis.... Too much group stuff going on, poor sound and just too boring. Sigh.... Also, some Savanah movie... On Trial or something like that... I paid big bucks for that years ago and was super mad when it put me to sleep... wound up giving it to a neighbor... the movie that is.  Trix [Link] |
sonic Deactivated User
1178 Posts 12/99
| Posted - Mar 9 2000 : 12:44PM |
Saki At-Large
2087 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 9 2000 : 6:36PM
Emahevul: Cool, I'm glad that we're on the same wavelength... I certainly don't think it's one of the worst pornos ever. When someone asks me that question, I usually start by rattling off all of the 4 hour tape series, like Colossal Combos and Loads of Fun. Zazel doesn't even come close to being as bad as some of these cheapo compilation videos that people buy ("Oh, FOUR HOURS!!!!"--yeah, four hours of complete crap!)  Saki ------------------ [url=455144]My Adult DVD List</A (Updated 2/24/00) | [url=455145]My Adult DVD Reviews</A [Link] |
Emahevul Adult Film Central
119 Posts 3/00
| Posted - Mar 9 2000 : 7:38PM
Ya know, I sometimes find myself getting tempted by those "great" 4 hour bargain tapes. Then reality wakes me up once more, and common sense wins out in the end. As the saying goes, "ya get what you pay for". ------------------ James The Erotic Movie Compendium http://www.realpaynetwork.com/emahevul/Index.html  [Link] |
ZugZug New Member
CA, USA 5 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 11 2000 : 12:24AM
I'd have to say my worst list includes every AVE movie I've seen to date. Examples: R.N. Special Skills, Naughty Girl Next Door... You know that sound Sideshow Bob makes?  ------------------ Still waiting for Diablo II. [Link] |
Vlad Member
50 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 11 2000 : 10:08AM
Luna Chick, on VCD, Friends dont let friends buy VCD. Steph, remember the titles I traded in? Those were some bad ones... [Link] |
Darkmage Member
State of Denial 328 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 11 2000 : 6:04PM
Gah, Nymph just had me in snores... Chasey's cute, and I love her eyes, but this movie just needed help. Must have been the high altitude, or something. Bed of Roses was the first porn I saw on DVD, and it was such a dissapointment. ------------------ "When authorities warn you of the sinfullness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with authorities."
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sonic Deactivated User
1178 Posts 12/99
| Posted - Mar 11 2000 : 6:08PM
Can someone tell me what's so damn attractive about a woman's knee? I mean don't get me wrong..every part on this female looks delicious. Homeboy all along wanted to cum on her knee. He went berserk over that knee...I just don't get it? [Link] |
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Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 11 2000 : 6:32PM
Vlad I remember a Debbie - either 99 or Next Gen. And I remember a couple DaViD titles. Hey my memory is short - that's why I can't remember the worst pornos I've seen   [Link] |
Vlad Member
50 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 11 2000 : 6:44PM
ok, Debbie was in there but that was not a bad one, I was talking about the ones that you didn't really want... "Photoplay"... [Link] |
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Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Mar 13 2000 : 6:32PM
You mean VCA's Photoplay? I remember liking that movie (or at least the beginning that I watched.) [Link] |
-lunacy- Senior Member
1081 Posts 4/00
| Posted - Apr 1 2000 : 10:54PM
My very first porn purchase, Homegrown Video #59. "Alas, the scared young womyn regained her sexuality after many years of therapy neccesary after viewing Homegrown Video # 59." -Government Health Therapist Ugh, shudder! [This message has been edited by -lunacy- (edited April 01, 2000).] [Link] |
Amos Trask Member
Hamburg, Germany 29 Posts 4/00
| Posted - Apr 4 2000 : 12:05AM
The worst porn movie that I ever bought is GUSH by Knob Ryder. I mean Blowjob Fantasies #1 was bad too, but Gush is much worse. I would have expected a bit more sophistication in faking the important parts (if you had to). The only real squirter in this whole movie seems to be Candy Hill and she isn´t quite that good looking. The rest is just so bad that one thinks if it is a joke or something. [Link] |