Has anyone here seen the History Channel series Mail Call? It's hosted by a retired Marine DI named R Lee Ermey. Most of the time he shows off military technology, BUT at the beginning and breaks of the show, Ermey, in a very tight close-up dressed in a Marine Smokey Bear hat, glares into the camera and YELLS stuff like "Listen up, Maggot, it's time for MAIL CALL!)

Well, I think this is just a RIOT!

My idea is to have foul mouthed Alicia Rhodes yell right into the camera in the Ermey manner, THEN in her scene at least she would act the DI in training couples in the scene how to fuck, suck, hammer ass, and talk dirty!

Now, she'd be the general host, but she could have other foul mouted women be her deputy DI's in scenes in which she can't appear. Alicia could be dressed in an olive drab bra and panty set to top things off.

Now everyone's yelling, "She's BRITISH! She can't be a US Marine!" Well I know that, and she can be a British Royal Marine! She can wear THEIR DI's Hat.

This could be VERY funny and VERY horny too. Title it Tail Call!

Whaddya think?

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