Taking a porn star home to mom (page 2)

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croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 11:40PM She's a very kinky girl The kind you don't take home to mother She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street, ow girl She likes the boys in the band She says that I'm her all-time favorite When I make my move to her room it's the right time She's never hard to please {Refrain} That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super freak The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazine That girl is pretty kinky The girl's a super freak I really love to taste her Every time we meet She's all right, she's all right That girl's all right with me, yeah She's a super freak, super freak She's super-freaky, yow Super freak, super freak She's a very special girl The kind of girl you want to know >From her head down to her toenails Down to her feet, yeah And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends In a limousine Going back in Chinatown Three's not a crowd to her, she says "Room 714, I'll be waiting" When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles It's such a freaky scene {Refrain} {Bridge} Temptations sing! Ohhhhh Super freak, super freak That girl's a super freak Ohhhhh She's a very kinky girl The kind you don't take home to mother She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street, ow girl Blow, Danny! [Link]
de25ge Member yes I'm virilis 954 Posts 11/05	Posted - Feb 8 2006 : 12:33AM I bet MC Hammer was listening to it, before he made "U can't touch this" Edited by - de25ge on 2/8/2006 12:33:51 AM [Link]
The Dude Deactivated User In the Sex Palace 228 Posts 2/06	Posted - Feb 8 2006 : 1:10AM pornlaw wrote: Its not an easy sell. My mom had a difficult time with it. Obviously she requested that I not tell the rest of the family. Interestingly, the boy-girl stuff didnt bother her but when she switched to girl-girl only she didnt like it. Thank god my mom doesnt have lesbian fantasies! I did tell my brother though. He's not into porn, so he didnt really care. My dad, who passed away more than 15 years ago, would have loved it though. Michael Click to expand Yeah well its that girl/girl in the porn world is weirdly very common, its even considered less hardcore than boy/girl ordinary stuff. But in real life, its homosexuallity and just like boy/boy its hard to accept for the parents. My moms know im a porn addict, i am since my 16 y.o , she really don`t like porn but never try to stop me from watching it, and when i talk to her about what she tought of G/G its like ``yurk no i would never do that`` i asked her what she tought of it, that like 90% of the pornstar do girl/girl stuff like it is ordinary like vaginal sex... [Link]
bauer024 Senior Member It is what it is 1345 Posts 12/05	Posted - Feb 8 2006 : 5:32AM ok top 5 for me 1 lauren phoenix what can i say lauren was so sweet and nice and smart she is a true angel plus famly know i like tall she is one of the most amazing people i have ever met 2 Keeani Lei she is so full of life and she just a girl next door type i could ok i will shut up .. no one would know a thing 3 nautica thorn her eyes are to beautiful for a porn actressss and she is such a angel and so nice 4 georgia peach if not tall i like blond and as my dad use to say the softball type girls and georgia fits that perfect and she is so cool 5 lexi love she is just a sweety to me she seemed real and such a cool girl i feel anyone would be luck with her by there side ok belladonna would have been on this list but i respect aiden to much so i left her off but she is such a amazing women and aiden is a lucky man to have her by his side as she is too lucky to have him by hers they are a great couple ... carmen lavana is another she is a princess and nice mika tan i would love to share the rest of my life with a asian angel like her she has a great out look on life dan [Link]

croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 8 2006 : 5:51AM Stephanie Swift [Link]
Rey de Azulejos Member San Pornando Valley 153 Posts 12/05	Posted - Feb 8 2006 : 3:50PM lolz... my mom and dad both know I work in a porn shop. they are warm and accepting incarnate. if I brought a porn star home to mom and dad and said, "this is your future daughter in law", they would be like, "Oh cool, whats your name, would like like something to eat, or drink?" lolz... My first girlfriend ever that my parents met had a green mohawk, mad piercings, a crushed purple velvet dress cut way to short, and some of those beetlejuice looking black and white striped tights... They liked her a lot, my folks took us out to dinner! Basically... the parents philosophy is this. "WE LIKE WHOEVER ERIC(thats me) LIKES AND WHOEVER IS NICE TO HIM, CARTE BLANCHE!" [Link]
kicker_f1 Member USA 436 Posts 7/04	Posted - Feb 12 2006 : 6:07PM Since I'm in my mid 20's I'd definitely bring Monica Sweetheart, she's just that a SWEETHEART :) my other choices are Carmen Luvana, Julia Bond, and Tiffany Mynx, this last one is way older than me but I don't care I'm so much into older women :). I think Jasmine Byrne is a great choice for long term relationship she's so cool :D Edited by - kicker_f1 on 2/12/2006 6:09:32 PM [Link]
JakeH Member 174 Posts 12/04	Posted - Feb 12 2006 : 6:49PM Taryn Thomas would be a great girl to show my parents. And with a great personality she'd win them over even if they found out what she did for a living. Only thing is my Dad would probably be chatting her up. And for a pornstar from the past, Alisha Klass. Absolutely gorgeous and to be honest I wouldn't care what my parents thought if she was my girlfriend. [Link]
Frank Grimes Member 82 Posts 4/03	Posted - Feb 18 2006 : 8:19PM Aurora Snow would be great at Thanksgiving dinner. (and after) Alicia Alighatti, Mary Anne, Claire Robbins would also pass for normal around most families. [Link]
Frank Grimes Member 82 Posts 4/03	Posted - Feb 18 2006 : 8:21PM How cool would it be to bring Tiffany Towers to a family reunion? Everyone would be staring, but they'd be more jealous than judgmental. [Link]
francios Senior Member 1802 Posts 2/05	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 9:38AM Savannah Sampson Alicia Angel McKenzie Lee Lauren Phoenix They all could dress and act like the girl next door type. Besides, as long as she is making me happy is all my parents would want for me, right? :D [Link]
Wicker Man Member 56 Posts 8/04	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 11:08AM Well I have brought home a stripper to meet the parents, but they didn't have a clue. She didn't look like she danced nude and gave lap dances, in fact at the club she was portrayed as the "girl next door" on stage. We just had to make up a story about how we met and stuff, and my mom thought she was awesome. My parents are in their 70's and are VERY religious (I live in the deep south after all), so I'd never tell them mostly because my mom's health is failing and I don't want to upset them. So having dated a sex worker I can see this as a real life scenario for me, so off the top of my head I would pick. Britney Madison Tricia Devereaux (if Buttman hadn't gotten her first!) Haley Scott Daphne Rosen Sierra (early 90's version) Brittany O'Connell Missy Monroe Monica Sweetheart Kelly Buttercups Olivia O'Lovely Jewel De'Nyle [Link]
zyathon Member 612 Posts 9/05	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 11:11AM Not ever keen on being with a pornstar as it crosses the fantasy lne which i don't want to do, i like it the way things are. Besides, my babe is far prettier, hotter and sexier than any pornstar could ever be [Link]
BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 11:24AM My Mom would be thrilled if I even had a girlfriend. (I'm not gay <<< we can never post this often enough here on ADT) As she once put it, back when my cat was alive, "You need to get a girlfriend with two legs." [Link]

de25ge Member yes I'm virilis 954 Posts 11/05	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 1:49PM BigBobxxx wrote: As she once put it, back when my cat was alive, "You need to get a girlfriend with two legs." Click to expand lol [Link]
imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 8:05PM my mother has requested Mr Marcus [Link]
Michael Saint Photographer Alexis Texas is always lovely 1062 Posts 2/01	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 9:58PM At this point I think my mother would just be thankful I am going to "settle down" as she puts it. So profession and looks would probably not come into play. Besides even the most perverted of porn stars (say Belladonna for instance) are actually quite different from what you see on screen. However to answer your question based on personal experiece here is your list in no specific order: Avy Scott Bella Donna Stormy Hannah Harper Aurora Snow Kaylani Lei Julia Ann Janine Lindemulder Devinn Lane Sydnee Steele Layla Jade Ashely Long Nyomi Marcella Stephanie Swift Tricia Devereaux Jessica Drake Juli Ashton Calli Cox Francesca Le Kelly Erikson Shy Love Charlie Laine Tired of typing names but I think you get the idea. Edited by - lee_carver on 2/20/2006 11:36:34 PM [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 10:04PM My mom is a child of the 60's so she'd like just about any kind of girl I brought home!! Of course I have a few faves, Devinn Lane and Hillary Scott are two I've really enjoyed hanging out with lately, also Katja and Georgia! Edited by - bono-ONE on 2/19/2006 10:05:00 PM [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Feb 19 2006 : 11:20PM Well Bob...at least it still qualifies as "pussy", even if it is a hairy one. You're not the only one, BTW. My ma turns 64 next month...but I like my jaded single "come-n-go as I please" life thus far. Haven't had a girlfriend for the better part of the past 6 years...railroad life will do that to you. ~E BigBobxxx wrote: As she once put it, back when my cat was alive, "You need to get a girlfriend with two legs." Click to expand [Link]
Avy_Scott Member 43 Posts 5/05	Posted - Feb 20 2006 : 12:16PM lee_carver wrote: At this point I think my mother would just be thankful I am going to "settle down" as she puts it. So profession and looks would probably not come into play. Besides even the most perverted on porn stars (say Belladonna for instance) are actually quite different from what you see on screen. However to answer your question based on personal experiece here is your list in no specific order: Avy Scott Bella Donna Stormy Hannah Harper Aurora Snow Kaylani Lei Julia Ann Janine Lindemulder Devinn Lane Sydnee Steele Layla Jade Ashely Long Nyomi Marcella Stephanie Swift Tricia Devereaux Jessica Drake Juli Ashton Calli Cox Francesca Le Kelly Erikson Shy Love Charlie Laine Tired of typing names but I think you get the idea. Click to expand Hi Mom!! [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 20 2006 : 10:34PM lee_carver wrote: Tired of typing names but I think you get the idea. Click to expand Mom really likes the women with big chests? And cute types if not? [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Feb 20 2006 : 10:42PM BTW Avy...that avatar kicks ass! You have awesome eyes...mesmorizing even! Croy, what's wrong w/ big boobies? Wasn't the old addage that guys often select a woman that reminds tham of their mommy? Eric Avy_Scott wrote: Hi Mom!! Click to expand Edited by - eric381 on 2/20/2006 10:43:36 PM [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 20 2006 : 10:50PM I didn't say there was anything wrong, just trying to make sure that was the idea. And while I get along with my mother, I certainly don't want a woman that is at all like my mother except for having the required parts. Edited by - croy on 2/20/2006 10:51:35 PM [Link]
Michael Saint Photographer Alexis Texas is always lovely 1062 Posts 2/01	Posted - Feb 20 2006 : 11:31PM You know Croy I actually didn't even think about that until you mentioned it and then I looked at the list. I just typed names as they came to me. So no mom and I do not have a thing for big chests. Watch it Avy. If mom ever hears about that she will probably start stalking you, asking when the wedding is etc... And you definitely don't want to bring up the subject of grand-daughters. [Link]

imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 21 2006 : 4:32AM wait does your mom cook though? [Link]
Michael Saint Photographer Alexis Texas is always lovely 1062 Posts 2/01	Posted - Feb 21 2006 : 9:09AM Yes Kami mom is a good cook. Which she pretty much stopped doing after I left home. Though in my family I did a good portion of the cooking and cleaning around the house being the youngest. Probably why all my old room mates kept telling me I was going to make someone a good "wife" someday. [Link]
saschaxx Member germany 49 Posts 1/05	Posted - Feb 21 2006 : 3:31PM JewelDe Nyle, Devinn Lane [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 22 2006 : 1:59AM Kami wrote: my mother has requested Mr Marcus Click to expand what do they say about the apple not falling far from the tree? I guess that makes Kami a "chip off the ole block." Thats gotta be one hell of a block! [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 22 2006 : 2:02AM Now that I think about it, my parents have never met any - but my very conservative older brother and his Moroman wife have both met Domonique Simone . Aside from the exaggerated proportions, they didn't notice anything about her other than that she was extremely shy (she is!) and I think they've probably met Kylie Rey , also. [Link]
Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04	Posted - Feb 22 2006 : 8:17AM My mum is a good cook and she likes to cook. Coupled to the fact she only speaks Dutch, I can bring almost every girl home without awkward conversations. Except Terri Summers, but I am sure my mum would love her. Jacco [Link]
Avy_Scott Member 43 Posts 5/05	Posted - Feb 22 2006 : 10:07AM Eric381 wrote: BTW Avy...that avatar kicks ass! You have awesome eyes...mesmorizing even! Croy, what's wrong w/ big boobies? Wasn't the old addage that guys often select a woman that reminds tham of their mommy? Eric Avy_Scott wrote: Hi Mom!! Click to expand Edited by - eric381 on 2/20/2006 10:43:36 PM Click to expand Thank you [Link]
Avy_Scott Member 43 Posts 5/05	Posted - Feb 22 2006 : 10:09AM lee_carver wrote: You know Croy I actually didn't even think about that until you mentioned it and then I looked at the list. I just typed names as they came to me. So no mom and I do not have a thing for big chests. Watch it Avy. If mom ever hears about that she will probably start stalking you, asking when the wedding is etc... And you definitely don't want to bring up the subject of grand-daughters. LOL...Just tell her you're gay so she'll get off yer back Click to expand [Link]
imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 22 2006 : 11:27AM JAGnLA wrote: Kami wrote: my mother has requested Mr Marcus Click to expand what do they say about the apple not falling far from the tree? I guess that makes Kami a "chip off the ole block." Thats gotta be one hell of a block! Click to expand if you knew how amny nights I sat up going please Lord don't let me turn into my mom!! on topic though if your rents don't watch porn they prolly wont pick up on the fact that a girl is a porn star, they will just thing shes off. same thing before i ever tried drugs i met people who were all high but I thought they were just nutty, later i was like omg shes spun! also chicks witha few movies tend to act way more porn starish than chicks with a lot [Link]
Michael Saint Photographer Alexis Texas is always lovely 1062 Posts 2/01	Posted - Feb 22 2006 : 11:02PM Avy - You are in soooo much trouble for that last comment. [Link]

JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 23 2006 : 12:29AM Kami wrote: also chicks witha few movies tend to act way more porn starish than chicks with a lot Click to expand So true...so true... [Link]
terri summers Member Come and play! 346 Posts 10/03	Posted - Feb 26 2006 : 9:37PM Jacco wrote: My mum is a good cook and she likes to cook. Coupled to the fact she only speaks Dutch, I can bring almost every girl home without awkward conversations. Except Terri Summers, but I am sure my mum would love her. Jacco Click to expand hehe i generally do well with moms, and with andrea's mom i actually didnt even have to say i was a sales woman who travels a lot or something!It might help i bring flowers and chocolate on the first visit, and help with the dishes;) [Link]
Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 12:04AM The helping with the dishes is a sure winner, my mom does not have a dishwasher! Jacco [Link]
Rey de Azulejos Member San Pornando Valley 153 Posts 12/05	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 1:55AM Wicker Man wrote: A: Well I have brought home a stripper to meet the parents, B: Daphne Rosen Missy Monroe Monica Sweetheart Olivia O'Lovely Click to expand A: Been there, done that. Oh so long ago. I was 20 and she was 18. My parents loved her, we played trivial pursuit. Later I met her parents at Christmas... Blew me away how nice they were, they hooked it up w/ a fat sweatshirt and two T's for Christmas... prolly the nicest parents I have ever met besides my parents, and my best friends parents from childhood... the later are my backup parents. :) Hahah... hey, I got a Fear Factory shirt on Right Now that this girl gave me after we went to a concert together where they played in Montreal. B: Nice! Edited by - Rey De Azulejos on 2/27/2006 1:58:20 AM [Link]
KatjaKassin Senior Member 1257 Posts 5/03	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 3:54AM I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living? [Link]
lou sapphire Member Take the plan, spin it sideways. 685 Posts 9/02	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 4:14AM KatjaKassin wrote: I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living? Click to expand Katja, what would you define as "average and normal"? [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 5:20AM A lot of guys on this board seem to run polls on it, so some think they would. [Link]
picman Senior Member Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 7:43AM KatjaKassin wrote: I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living? Click to expand Dating an active pornstar? No problem. Getting real about a relationship? Not till she's finished with the industry, or just an occasional participant. Taking her home to see mom? The only thing that would bother my mother is me bringing home another shiksa. She so wanted some Jewish grandchildren. [Link]
Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 8:15AM KatjaKassin wrote: I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living? Click to expand As far as I am average and normal (me?), no problem. But then again, I work in this industry too. Jacco [Link]
imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 8:57AM picman wrote: KatjaKassin wrote: I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living? Click to expand Dating an active pornstar? No problem. Getting real about a relationship? Not till she's finished with the industry, or just an occasional participant. Taking her home to see mom? The only thing that would bother my mother is me bringing home another shiksa. She so wanted some Jewish grandchildren. Click to expand hey you got Daphne Rossen and that angel chick [Link]
picman Senior Member Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 9:05AM Kami wrote: picman wrote: Dating an active pornstar? No problem. Getting real about a relationship? Not till she's finished with the industry, or just an occasional participant. Taking her home to see mom? The only thing that would bother my mother is me bringing home another shiksa. She so wanted some Jewish grandchildren. Click to expand hey you got Daphne Rossen and that angel chick Click to expand Hook me up. [Link]
Michael Saint Photographer Alexis Texas is always lovely 1062 Posts 2/01	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 9:13AM While I really don't consider myself an "industry" person some might disagree with that assesment. Yes, I would/have dated a woman in the industry. Though like some of the previous replies this would be confined to dating. Things like going on vacation, meeting parents, even living together no problem but if we are going to get serious (i.e. married) then I would develop issues. While I am as a rule anti marriage I am still very old fashioned on my thoughts in this area. If you are going to do it then do it right. Oh and in as far as other peoples response to always wanting to date a porn star goes Juli Ashton put it best: "At first it is all like 'Hey I am dating a porn star' which is shortly followed by 'HEY I am dating a Porn star' Edited by - lee_carver on 2/27/2006 9:16:32 AM [Link]
francios Senior Member 1802 Posts 2/05	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 9:47AM KatjaKassin wrote: I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living? Click to expand If she is really interested in me and Porn was just a job I have no problem with it. I am past being jealous. There is a difference in sex and emotional attraction. [Link]
terri summers Member Come and play! 346 Posts 10/03	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 11:06AM well i have to admit im not the jealous person, but sometimes i wish my boyfriend was not a pornstar, when he comes home and his dick hurts cos some girl was wearing a make up sponge. Or she uses teeth while sucking. Then i dont think any woman enjoys hearing, oh i fucked this 18 year old today, little cute thing, gorgeous tight body..maybe we can use her for our movie. You already can imagine the conversation following that.. i mean i accept, and try to say nothing, but man tough person that can totally separate bussiness from private! And same for him, comments like, you 2 need some privacy? Ah so you like tall muscular guys now? or something along those lines...its not causing any problems, but it sure is hard sometimes! [Link]
BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 11:06AM KatjaKassin wrote: I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living? Click to expand I am far from normal, and not so average. But I would like to believe I could accept what she does. It's a job afterall, you get paid for it, and you do it safe, so I see no reason not to. And back to the original question, yes, I would bring a porn star home to mom. Would my mom care or make a big deal of it? Probably not. I would also expect anyone I might date to not act differently when meeting my parents. My mom would see right through any acts anyways. Plus I don't really dig slutty acting women in real life, so if that's how she acted off camera, I'd probably not even take her anywhere. Honesty and confidence above all. *- -B -I -G -m -i -k -e, here and there, over and out! - -* [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Feb 27 2006 : 1:13PM I think any ol' schmoe would just randomly answer "yes" to both without putting any thought into the question, just b/c it's a pornstar being thrown into the equation. That said, they wouldn't consider the consequences of dating a pornstar, or accept that they may NOT (rightfully so) have any control over whom she fucks/sucks/gargles (etc.) on camera. Eric KatjaKassin wrote: I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living? Click to expand [Link]