Gotta be great genes. I know 18 year old girls who would kill to have Teagan's body tone, or beautiful face, hair & skin. Thank your parents, girl. Or, maybe Josh should thank Teagan's parents.
Congrats to both of you! I do not want to come off as impatient, but I would just like to inquire about the Blu review site. Are new updates coming in the next few weeks, or will it be a bit longer? I would also like to ask you (Mr. Teagan) something that I could probably find out from reading through all of the previous posts....but are you a musician as well as an audio/video guy? (I think that I read that you are an A/V pro somewhere.) That is exactly my profile for trade and hobby! If so, I applaud you for your success and in landing such a beautiful woman! Of course, rock stars get the most beautiful girls, but conversely, A/V guys tend to just get Rosie and her five friends! If you are a "tech-head", I would like to ask you a couple of questions regarding your experience with HDMI-but I know that this meandering inquiry is not suited for this thread (and I seriously do not want to endure the acerbic jibes of the mods for posting inappropriately in any given thread!). That stated, I may be mistaken about your trade. If so, then I apologize for wasting your time in reading through this entry, and I will just continue to check here for updates and such with no further verbose inquiries!
We just put up on ABR Teagan's feature dance gallery for Chicago and her video of her dancing as we have been on the road recently in Chicago and Tampa. We will be doing Shay Jordan Scream this week as soon as we have a moment, and Pirates II. Also we now have TWO other porn girls who will be doing reviews this week, and I think everyone will be VERY thrilled with who they are. We will be adding new reviews by Teagan every week except on weeks when we feature, and hopefully we will have reviews from our other girls when T is too busy. We will be having our first multiple star reviews coming up also. I am indeed an A/V expert amongst other things, so feel free to message me off here with your HDMI question. BTW, I didn't myself really win any award, I did that in Photoshop as a play on everyone always making fun of me for being her "suitcase pimp." :) Edited by - Rock Star aka Mr Teagan on 10/13/2008 3:32:39 AM
Thank you. I will be in touch shortly... I thought that the Nightmoves' recognition for "Best Feature Dancer Suitcase Pimp" was a bonafide award! I could've sworn that I have seen that prestigious award bestowed upon Roger T. Pipe the last eight years' running....What the hell happened? My sarcasm (or anyone else's) doesn't seem to translate well over message boards, I suppose. I must declare..good job on the photoshop! I did get the joke. It was very clever! And for all reading this-Roger is a Godsend, and I was just joking! Without Rog, I would have definitely purchased a lot of disappointing DVD's!! So no offense intended. Although, I am pretty sure that Teagan and company will soon be displacing many "would-be" reviewers and establishing a superiority over established reviewers!
Everyone will be more than pleased with our first two new reviewers. Both of them will be regular contributors as well, and they are two of Teagan and my favorite girls, not just favorite porn stars.
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Posted - Oct 13 2008 : 10:19AM
This is very good news to hear! Can't wait to see who these two girls are!
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Posted - Oct 13 2008 : 10:20AM
Congrats Teagan on your award! You most certainly deserved it!
Last one indeed with Evan Stone. Will Ryder told me the 18th last night, not the 11th. Can't wait to see it as I was there when they finished the movie's dialogue.
Teagan finally has done Pirates 2 and Shay Jordan Scream on AdultBluReview. Very good stuff, and Teagan was stand up enough on her two days off from featuring to knock this out for everyone! Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge Shay Jordan Scream
Sorry I've been MIA lately. I've been so exhausted that I haven't gotten around to the computer and it doesn't help that my computer is going to die on me any day. I"m glad you're liking the reviews. I can't believe that it's already Halloween, damn this year has gone by quite fast. Sooner then we know it, AVN will be here. Just wanted to check in with you guys!!! xox
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Posted - Oct 22 2008 : 10:47AM
Teagan great job and very hot on the two new reviews specialy the Pirates 2 review! You look great and keep up the kickass reviews!
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Posted - Oct 22 2008 : 10:50AM
Teagan you have been missed here! But you have been smoking hot with your feature dancing! Teagan any palns to get a new computer? Also any plans to do a Halloween themed review? As that would be very cool! Or any other holiday themed reviews? And i'm loving the reviews!
Damn...Damn...Damn! Great reviews, Teagan. You look as hot as ever, and I have to give you kudos for being able to keep your train of thought while pleasuring yourself! Are you doing the reviews all from memory? If so, that is pretty impressive as well. Wow, am I reviewing a review? Department of redundancy department....
Not only are they completely unscripted, each review has been done in an impressive ONE TAKE. Teagan really is a pro in front of the camera! FYI, our second reviewer is working on her review now finally!
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Posted - Oct 23 2008 : 10:06AM
Are you going to have a guy and a girl doing a review together - so you get both the guy's and the girl's viewpoint of the movie? No penetration, of course, just a guy happily jerking off with a gorgeous girl sitting on the couch next to him diddling herself with a vibe whilst they discuss/debate the artistic merits of a movie. I think that would be incredibly hot.
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Posted - Oct 23 2008 : 10:10AM
I second this thought! This is something i would like to see in the future.
^Why on Earth would you want to watch a guy just sitting on a couch jerking off and talking? Even if there's a hot girl next to him also masturbating, that's still pretty fucking gay to watch.
Unfortunately, I do NOT do lap dances. Sorry to disappoint. I do get up close & personal with the people who sit near the stage but I'm not really into the private dance thing. xox
Jesse & Jenna Haze do; Stormy and Teagan don't. The vast majority of bigger features don't, and it doesn't hurt Teagan obviously as she just won Feature Dancer of the Year. Teagan doesn't do "private shows" either, and a lot of porn girls do that too but she's just not doing that kind of stuff and never has.
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Posted - Oct 24 2008 : 9:55AM
I respect Teagan decision to not do lap dances. And it sure is not hurting her as her shows are packed!
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Posted - Oct 24 2008 : 10:53AM
Having a couple masturbating whilst looking into each other's eyes is a highly under-used set-up in porn movies. There was a classic scene in the early 1990s with Peter North and g/g-only Felecia going at it whilst sitting opposite one another, and another one with Julian and some eurobabe about five years ago. I would easily prefer to watch much less graphic close-ups of man-ass and men's faces during cum shots (which proliferates US gonzo porn to an absurd extent), and have more teasing, eye-contact, masturbation with both girl and guy on screen at the same time - it is not like you would be seeing any more cock or other men's bits than you normally would. It is the fact that the dude can't have the girl that makes it so exciting - and which I thought may have also placated Mr T.
Teagan looks better than ever! We just literally finished the final edit on Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia and she plays the role of Marcia to perfection. We really haven't talked much about this big Brady Bunch sequel yet because we have had our hands full with Not Bewitched XXX (4 consecutive weeks in AVN Top 10 DVD Sales Chart)and are coming out with a Blu Ray version of that magical movie later in November. I really think fans of Teagan are going to love her as Marcia when the Brady movie first hits on November 18th. We moved it back one week in the release schedule because of traffic with Nailin' Palin. Teagan and Steady Mobbin' Big Pimpin' Josh will be special guest hosts of ours at the big Not Bewitched XXX Heaven & Hell Halloween bash at Social in Hollywood on Halloween night. I can seriously say this is going to be an insane night for all that attend and I plan on taking a cab. Happy Halloween!
I just reviewed but not filmed the review for Stormy's movie, "Predator 2". I got to see my HOT HOT HOT friend Gianna Lynn in it. I have never seen her do a scene before. I had to take a break in the middle of the movie though to have a little sex for myself because it was hot seeing girls like Roxy DeVille, Stormy, Alektra Blue fucking. So..is anyone doing anything interesting for Halloween?? And if so...What are you dressing up as??? xox Teagan
We've officially added Gianna Lynn and posted her review of Pirates 2 as well. The movie is so big it needs two reviews! We think Gianna is smoking hot, and this a great review, especially for her first effort. Gianna Lynn Reviews Pirates 2
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Posted - Nov 5 2008 : 10:53AM
Great and very hot review by Gianna! Look forward to more reviews from her! Will Gianna and Teagan be doing any reviews together?
Teagan and I wanted you all to be the very first to know: Teagan Presley is Penthouse Pet for January 2009! Her issue comes out early December. This has been her dream since getting in the business, and this has taken a LOT of work to make this happen, and I am so thrilled for her.
Excellent! Penthouse had been featuring other, lesser, porn performers, so I was beginning to wonder why no Teagan. I guess they were just saving The Best for a Special Issue...like the January edition. I wonder if they will airbrush off Teagan's arm tats...if I recall correctly they airbrushed Kayden Kross' rabbit tat off her stomach in her Penthouse Pet photos.
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Posted - Oct 10 2008 : 10:19AM
are looking great.
