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SueR
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Posted - Nov 4 2003 : 3:56PM
Dr. Susan Block's
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A LADY'S P L E A S U R E

1. THOU SHALT PAY ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS OF HER DESIRE
Learn to find and touch her personal "pleasure points." Like pressure points that promote healing when touched, a lady's mental and physical pleasure points are erotic entryways into her "armor" that allow her to receive pleasure.

2. THOU SHALT STIMULATE HER SENSES
Looking good is never bad. But most ladies are more auditory than visual, so it's more vital that you say arousing things. It's also important that you smell and taste nice. Take showers before going to bed instead of after getting out. Eat lots of celery and cinnamon. Ladies are most sensitive to touch. Explore the sensual paradise of her body. Find her hottest spots. Pleasure her feet and give her toegasms!

3. THOU SHALT COMPLIMENT HER MEANINGFULLY AND OFTEN
Just because you've told her once doesn't mean you shouldn't tell her again--and again. The type of compliment depends on the lady. Worship her body, and she'll be more likely to want to share it with you. Respect her mind, and she'll give you the key to unlock her desires...

4. THOU SHALT ENCOURAGE HER TO SHOW AND TELL YOU HOW SHE LIKES TO BE TOUCHED
Reassure her that it's okay for her to tell you what turns her on. Don't be intimidated! Ask her to masturbate for you . Watch her carefully, not just for your own excitement, but to see how she likes to be touched.

5. THOU SHALT LISTEN TO HER
...and learn about who she is, what she's been through, what she needs and what she wants. If you listen, you'll discover the little girl inside your lady. Pleasure her, play with her, and she'll never grow old. Talk to her and, most of all, listen to her, and she'll never stop speaking to you.

6. THOU SHALT MAKE HER LAUGH
Laughter is a mental orgasm. Amuse your lady. Be a fool for love. Act like a bonobo chimpanzee. If you can make her laugh, you can win her heart and her genitals will soon follow.

7. THOU SHALT GIVE HER THINGS
Since the dawn of humanity, when prehistoric gentlemen gave the best chunks of meat to the ladies they desired, men have successfully seduced women with gifts. The kind of gift depends on the lady and on you--it could be emerald earrings, sexy lingerie, a flower from a field, the gift of your emotional support or creative talent. It's not that she doesn't "love you for yourself," it's just that a very primitive part of her responds to a gift as an erotic act.

8. THOU SHALT EXUDE CONFIDENCE AND VULNERABILITY
Your confidence makes her feel secure and excited at the same time. Your vulnerability makes you warmer and cuddlier, accessible, lovable. If you can combine confidence with vulnerability, you're probably the kind of person who can talk about your feelings. Good for you! Most modern ladies love that. The strong silent type is a sex symbol of the past, and a good thing too, for he was often a secret psychopath.

9. THOU SHALT HAVE FOREPLAY
Foreplay is playful. Tease your lady's personal pleasures points wherever you find them. Be patient. Learn to lick, lap, and love it! Remember the key to female sexual pleasure: Lubrication, lubrication, lubrication.

10. THOU SHALT FIND OUT WHAT HER DREAMS ARE MADE OF
...and help her to realize them, even if that just means talking to her about them... Help her to explore, understand, and actualize her dreams, her hopes, her ambitions, her fantasies.

[Moderator: removed all caps title]

Edited by - saki on Feb 15 2004

VictoriO
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8/01
Posted - Nov 4 2003 : 10:07PM
SueR...

I like #3. However, #8 is my most personal favorite. Much of it makes sense, but too much vulnerability may allow some people to take advantage of you (can't win over everybody!).

Arethusa
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Posted - Nov 4 2003 : 11:03PM
Excuse me while I print this out and paper my campus with it.
-lunacy-
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Posted - Nov 5 2003 : 11:44PM
AMEN
Kimi Lixx
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Posted - Nov 6 2003 : 1:45AM
Maybe I'm not a woman...
 
Lee O
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Posted - Nov 6 2003 : 5:35AM
A great list , but may I also recommend Fighter Ace Lord Flashheart's guide to women :

< First World War , Flash addresses a class for fighter pilots , he is holding a short pointer stick >

Flash - " You should treat your plane ,"
tap < the stick hits the black board with a picture of a bi-plane on it >
" like you treat your woman . "
thwack < the stick whips through the air >

Nervous looking pupil - " What do you mean sir ? Should we invite her round for tea and biscuits with mother ? "

Flash ( with the bit between his teeth ) - " No , I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back ! "


( from Blackadder Goes Forth , performed by Rik Mayall and Hugh Laurie )

Edited by - Lee O on 11/6/2003 5:36:24 AM

Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 6 2003 : 7:40PM
Hmm, what happened to:
THOU SHALT COOK HER DINNER and
THOU SHALT GIVE HER MASSAGES?
...two of the best received things I've ever done.
Kimi Lixx
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Posted - Nov 6 2003 : 10:52PM
Hardware, will you marry me?
Empire Man
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Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 10:31AM
so you're saying that everything I've learned from porn is wrong!?!?!?!?!!?

What happened to

Thou Shalt Always Come on Her Back or Her Stomach

Thou Shalt Slap her around and call her a dirty whore

Thou Shalt invite Friends over to fill her every hole

: )

Edited by - empire man on 11/7/2003 10:31:16 AM

cobalt60
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Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 11:28AM
Ooh! Ooh! Mr. Kotter! I got one:

THOU SHALT MAKE HER FEEL SPECIAL
Let her know there's not another woman in the world that could successfully tempt you to be unfaithful to her. Don't ever forget to remind her just how much you love her and appreciate everything she contributes in your relationship. Dote on her occasionally: prepare the bath for her by lighting candles and tossing some of those ludicrously overpriced bath crystals in the water. Wash her hair for her, it can be very sensual and relaxing. Hand her a nice fluffy robe when she gets out. Have some music you know she enjoys playing in the bedroom and follow up with:

THOU SHALT GIVE HER MASSAGES

It doesn't hurt if beforehand you have also started with:

THOU SHALT COOK HER DINNER

...This combination works wonders beyond wonder.

Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 2:23PM
LOL. I'll be happy to cook you dinner and give you a massage, how's that?
clarence j. dammit
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Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 3:53PM
Is it worth doing one of those commandments if it requires being insincere?
DenverDon
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Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 3:56PM
What's your objective? A one night stand or a relationship?
Kimi Lixx
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Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 9:11PM
Oh, that's excellent!! All the goodies and none of the grief!
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Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 9:52PM
Would that fall under commandment #10?
 
Su2sexi
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Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 10:22PM
Mmm.....dinner and a massage.....keep talking
Kimi Lixx
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Posted - Nov 8 2003 : 9:56AM
Hmmm, maybe!! I'll have to come up with a whole new fantasty life based on the concept.
2dvd
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Posted - Dec 5 2003 : 11:03PM
Eat lots of celery and cinnamon

What does this do?

I thought it was apples and pineapples.

T.L.Tycoon
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12/03
Posted - Dec 24 2003 : 8:06PM
This is CORNY Sh@#.You dont need no Commandments to pleasure a lady.Ladies respond differently than others.You gotta feel them out when you meet them;and respond accordingly. Talkin about some Apples and Pine Apples;and other stuff thats irrelivant to what a girl wants.I aint given ya'll no game on this one.
SueR
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Under a hill of books
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12/02
Posted - Feb 14 2004 : 11:16AM
TL: that women are individual is the first thing this list implies.
licker
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Posted - Feb 14 2004 : 9:35PM
Thank you for the list SueR. I am always willing to learn more about this subject.
Germanicus
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Posted - Feb 15 2004 : 8:24AM
Finally...the truth without having to resort to torture.
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