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11/99
Posted - May 2 2005 : 3:02PM
Check your inbox on Wednesday for the first ever Weekly Fix!

Update:
Week 2 - Fix is in!


(don't worry, if you don't need your adt fix you can easily unsubscribe.)

Edited by - Steph on May 12 2005

Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - May 2 2005 : 3:31PM
Intriguing.
Whatever will the first issue contain? A "Women of ADT" pictorial?
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - May 2 2005 : 4:04PM
How do brownies get into my inbox?????

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

squirtfan1
Member

Flower
435 Posts
8/04
Posted - May 2 2005 : 4:38PM
Are Wednesdays go to be the day of the week that the ADT bukkake squad gets together to drench some "Bitch of the Week"?
dandaman
Devil's Advocate

Still stuck in hell's waiting room
384 Posts
1/05
Posted - May 2 2005 : 4:50PM
If it's the first issue ever, would be welcome.


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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - May 2 2005 : 5:28PM
Skronker is dealin the Fix!
TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 2 2005 : 5:30PM
In that case, put it in the main vein!

Shronk on, dude!

-T.C.

Voyeur32
Member

913 Posts
11/00
Posted - May 2 2005 : 5:41PM
Hey Skronker, don't forget to poke holes in the box so Julie Night will be able to breath.

Kimi Lixx,Julie Night,Tina Tyler and then everyone else.

skronker
Notable Legendary Icon

Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 2 2005 : 5:46PM
She can take all her nourishment through the tip of my ... WHP!

Yeah, it looks like all the bugs are working out.

This is just a dry run, so lots of spit and lube are needed for the coming weeks. That is, be funny and clever and contentious and you'll find yourself "in the Fix."

DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - May 2 2005 : 8:03PM
Skronker is delivering it!!!!

OMG, the mind boggles with what it might be.

denverdon <

denverdon <<

denverdon <

denverdon [[[[[[

Loraine
Senior Member

1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 2 2005 : 8:32PM
They scramble and dash,"Skronkerfy us" they plead -- clashing and mashing in a wild skronk induced frenzy -- "Fix me, fix me!" they cry.

Sounds like big fun to me!

skronker
Notable Legendary Icon

Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 2 2005 : 8:47PM
Well, I am merely ye amaneusis, lovely Lo!
Or perhaps merely a nuisance,
Though I aspire to perspire in your joussiance!
All that's needed is your two cents
Loraine
Senior Member

1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 2 2005 : 8:56PM
2 cents? Have my money box, it's yours. Nuisance with us -- we anxiously await ecstatic rhetoric with clenched thighs.
DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - May 2 2005 : 11:07PM
Clenched thighs give me ... um, you know what!

DenverDon <<<<[[[[

Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - May 2 2005 : 11:08PM
Wood eye? Hair lip?
 
croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 2 2005 : 11:17PM
I've been wanting your money box. Can you shake your money maker for me too?
skronker
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9/02
Posted - May 2 2005 : 11:24PM
Glad you are keeping up a regular Kegeling routine!
Cleetus VanDamme
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Posted - May 3 2005 : 12:28AM
You have my email address? Oh- no
Janitor
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11/99
Posted - May 3 2005 : 11:33AM
I'm jonesin'
Walter Burns
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7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - May 3 2005 : 1:13PM
'Weekly fix'? That doesn't sound good. Like ADT is addictive or something.
...
What?
...
Yeah, wait a minute here. I smell a conspiracy.




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JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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2/04
Posted - May 3 2005 : 8:23PM
I eagerly await your work, my good man! Hope it doesn't become too work-intensive.

"Leanni Lei, come back to me! "

Redish All-Star Supporter
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Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
4076 Posts
12/03
Posted - May 3 2005 : 8:58PM
My weekly fix? But he just delivered my package yester..

Whoops

Jacco All-Star Supporter
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2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - May 3 2005 : 9:04PM
OK, it's Wednesday, where's my fix?

(always behind the times, those bloody Americans, even worse than the Brits)

Jacco

Drew Black
broken crankshaft

8009 Posts
9/99
Posted - May 4 2005 : 8:18AM
The Fix was dropped in the mail about 15 minutes ago.
DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - May 4 2005 : 9:15AM

i like it.

will the newsletter be open for walter to scoop some of the poop?

denverdon <

i like it.

will the newsletter be open for walter to scoop some of the poop?

denverdon <<

i like it.

will the newsletter be open for walter to scoop some of the poop?

denverdon <

i like it.

will the newsletter be open for walter to scoop some of the poop?

denverdon [[[[[[

 
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - May 4 2005 : 10:56AM
Damn! That rocks! Can I have another fix? Can I? C'mon, you know I'm good for it!

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

Janitor
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11/99
Posted - May 4 2005 : 11:11AM
Don't be stingy - share with your friends!

Flash All-Star Supporter
Golden Age Classic

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5/01
Posted - May 4 2005 : 11:15AM
Thanks Skronker.
Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - May 4 2005 : 12:31PM
(Don't encourage him. He is crazy enough as it is.)
...
Huh, did some one mention my name?
(No Walter, go back to sleep boy. There is nothing to see here.)

Edited: Suggestion for the Weekly Fix: what about The Quote of the Week? I could send a list of quotes I have used or collected each week to the Fixer so (s)he can make a choice.




Joey Starr said:
"Are real lesbians 'DVD challenged'?"

Edited by - Walter Burns on 5/4/2005 12:34:50 PM

Drew Black
broken crankshaft

8009 Posts
9/99
Posted - May 4 2005 : 12:42PM
Drop him a note: fixer@adultdvdtalk.com.
MLyons
Senior Member

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8/02
Posted - May 4 2005 : 1:04PM
I like it! And I couldn't think of a better "fixer" to write it.
I think that's a great suggestion. :)
Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - May 4 2005 : 1:19PM
It was fixed! Fixed I tell ya!

+1 The skronk^W fixer. He done fixed me up real good.


Angel Dust Talk?

DVDwishes
ComX

1060 Posts
7/04
Posted - May 4 2005 : 2:02PM
can I turn my cam on too
Redish All-Star Supporter
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Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
4076 Posts
12/03
Posted - May 4 2005 : 3:44PM
Ahhhhhhh, that was a good fix!!

I also like the quote of the week idea.

Two fixes in one week, yummm. I am saying too much again aren't I?

Ivor Biggun
Deactivated User

99 Posts
6/04
Posted - May 4 2005 : 3:55PM
The SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: tag sent it straight into Gmail's spam bin. Which is not surprising, as of the thousands of emails I have received with that in the subject, this is the first one ever that has (arguably) been opt-in.
 
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 4 2005 : 3:55PM
Walter -- Yeah, please send your nominations. We can include that as a regular feature. Or pick your favorite. Or whatever.

If you pick quotes from the week prior to the Fix that would rock. The Fix "goes to bed" on Sunday evenings, and what I do is cull through posts and chat on the site from the immediate week previous. Right now, I'll be looking at stuff from Monday-Sunday.

Hopefully, it's a fun way to highlight contributions and craziness of ADT chatterboxes, and spotlight industry stuff from some different perspectives. Mostly, I'm just working with what's already there. Glad to see the positive response, especially since this is just the intial public offering!

Drew Black
broken crankshaft

8009 Posts
9/99
Posted - May 4 2005 : 4:52PM
Appearantly someone is making that argument already with our upstream provider through spamcop.

tricia_devereaux
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4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - May 4 2005 : 5:44PM
Very cool.

Thanks!

Ivor Biggun
Deactivated User

99 Posts
6/04
Posted - May 4 2005 : 5:51PM
It could just be automated spam reports. Whatever you do, avoid using SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: in the future. It's going to trip just about every automated spam filter there is.

On the other hand I can see how you could have got some genuine human complaints over this. Whilst you clearly intended it to be an opt-in communication for ADT afficionados, I think you made a bit of a blunder in the way you implemented it, as I don't actually recall opting-in myself. I see there is an option box in the edit profile screen, but couldn't say whether I ticked it, if it was ticked by default, or if it was even there when I first registered.

It's no big deal to me - it could well be argued that by registering I consented to receiving such emails from you anyway. The problem is the length of time that has passed. Someone who signed up for an account years ago and then forgot about it until receiving this might well consider it spam.

Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - May 4 2005 : 7:22PM
skronk, I will send you the quotes on Sunday. I don't know which ones are most suitable: the ones I have used that week or the ones I have collected that week? A poll?



Loraine said:
"An Aussie connoisseur with stamina...it's got to be due to the Vegemite."
Redish All-Star Supporter
Poetic Moderator

Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
4076 Posts
12/03
Posted - May 4 2005 : 8:34PM
I also had to retrieve my Fix from the Spam filter as well.
Drew Black
broken crankshaft

8009 Posts
9/99
Posted - May 4 2005 : 8:43PM
AFAIK the sexually-explicit tag is a legal requirement.
Ivor Biggun
Deactivated User

99 Posts
6/04
Posted - May 4 2005 : 9:35PM
If you're referring to the CAN-SPAM act provisions, I believe you are mistaken. I think this clause applies:

"A "transactional or relationship message" – email that facilitates an agreed-upon transaction or updates a customer in an existing business relationship – may not contain false or misleading routing information, but otherwise is exempt from most provisions of the CAN-SPAM Act."

As you are only sending it out to people who have registered on the site, a relationship does exist.

If you look at the SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: labelling rule, you will see that it applies to spam. Ergo, labelling your emails in accordance to this rule is basically admitting that they're spam, so it's hardly suprising many ISPs will block them.

Also note that if you follow that rule, you are also required to put a "valid physical postal address" to be "clear and conspicuous" in the message.


Edited by - Ivor Biggun on 5/4/2005 9:40:13 PM

nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 4 2005 : 9:37PM
just let us sign up for it so we can get it sans "Explicit Material" label.
Ivor Biggun
Deactivated User

99 Posts
6/04
Posted - May 4 2005 : 9:50PM
There is already a "Subscribe to Adult DVD Talk newsletter" tick box in the profile page and I presume that is the basis on which this was sent out.

I suggest setting them all to off, thereby clearing out the inactive profiles. Then the currently active users who want it can sign themselves back up.

sunchen
Xin Vision

The Spiteful, Delightful Eyeful
433 Posts
10/03
Posted - May 4 2005 : 10:56PM
*coughs embarrassedly* Oh my. I wasn't aware that my words or actions were even REMOTELY newsworthy!

But thank you, skronk!

<---- teh evil, cuddly, geeky girl

VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 4 2005 : 10:56PM
Oh great... the weekly fix raises the possibility of little Vince going down in history as the greatest porn watcher of all time. Not that this was true but if skronker included it perhaps future generations would believe it. It's worth a try...

Yes, Ma'am. Whatever makes you squirt.

vodka tonic
coolest cucumber

who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - May 5 2005 : 3:26AM
Congratulations to Skronker (and everybody who had the idea) ! A very entertaining read !
licker
Senior Member

Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic
1141 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 5 2005 : 8:40AM
Clenched thighs usually give me squashed ears. (but I'm not complaining )
1on1Fan
Member

273 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 6 2005 : 10:59AM
yeah, it was in Yahoos spam folder.
I did make ADT folder and Filter, now e-mails from @adultdvdtalk.com goes to that ADT folder, next week i know if that works:)

Edited by - 1on1Fan on 5/6/2005 11:00:33 AM

Loraine
Senior Member

1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 6:45AM
Nice one Skronker! Frenetic, mad, energetic good fun. Good for you! [Officially unclenching thighs...]
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