The Fix is in! (page 2)

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Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04	Posted - May 7 2005 : 11:44AM I loved it! Can we have a part where the Fixer answers our questions? Like: Dear Fixer, My biggest fan, StupidDemandingFanboy, has said that he will never watch my movies again if I don't do a triple-anal with midgets while juggling coconuts. So I have found some midgets and been practicing, but I keep dropping the coconuts. What should I do? I don't want StupidDemandingFanboy to be mad at me. Sniffling Starlet, Chatsworth. Jacco [Link]
Voyeur32 Member 913 Posts 11/00	Posted - May 7 2005 : 11:56AM I'm sorry that's too funny. If you don't think that's funny you can just get up on the fuck outta here. Kimi Lixx,Julie Night,Tina Tyler and then everyone else. Edited by - Drew Black on 5/7/2005 3:35:12 PM [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - May 7 2005 : 5:51PM jacco wrote: Dear Fixer, My biggest fan, StupidDemandingFanboy, has said that he will never watch my movies again if I don't do a triple-anal with midgets while juggling coconuts. So I have found some midgets and been practicing, but I keep dropping the coconuts. What should I do? I don't want StupidDemandingFanboy to be mad at me. Sniffling Starlet, Chatsworth. Click to expand Yeah! And then the Fixer could answer something like Dear Sniffling Starlet I'm sure StupidDemandingFanboy won't be mad at you if you only juggle with the coconuts you can't put up your ass together with the three midget dicks. Yours, Fixer I may not be the best swimmer but I bathe like a champ. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 7 2005 : 10:17PM I actually have an expert researching a reply ... [Link]

Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04	Posted - May 7 2005 : 10:25PM Got plenty more questions if you want, as long as I don't have to give the answers Jacco [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 7 2005 : 10:36PM There'll be a weekly slot for advice. And we now have an official advice columnist! Have to wait and see who. [Link]
Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04	Posted - May 7 2005 : 11:05PM Does that mean we can start sending in our questions? Jacco [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 7 2005 : 11:39PM skronker wrote: There'll be a weekly slot for advice. And we now have an official advice columnist! Have to wait and see who. Click to expand Can we place bets? [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 8 2005 : 1:23AM Ooops! Premature! Well, best wait and see ... I do however have an answer to the question! Tune in next week! [Link]
MASAMUNE Senior Member 1452 Posts 12/04	Posted - May 8 2005 : 1:37AM Hey thanks for the weekly fix shronker. The writing style is absurdly good. Now I'll have something other than spam in my email. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 8 2005 : 2:57AM Steph and Drew had the idea. I am a mere factotum. Seriously, it will only get better. Very glad the first one has met with such approval. [Link]
barrybrn Senior Member 1568 Posts 9/03	Posted - May 9 2005 : 11:20AM Did Ivor Biggun get banned because of this not agreeing talk? [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - May 9 2005 : 11:23AM Long history leading up to it barry. DenverDon <<<<[[[[ [Link]
barrybrn Senior Member 1568 Posts 9/03	Posted - May 9 2005 : 11:27AM I kind of figured DD. Thanks for the input. You know, just a curious person :) . [Link]

Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - May 9 2005 : 3:56PM So when is the next fix? I'm starting to get the ssssshhhakkkkkeesss............. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 9 2005 : 4:03PM Wednesday. [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 11 2005 : 11:09AM I got mine, and it IS getting better already. Thanks for the hilarious Valjean bit -- I hadn't seen that thread, but had to go get a look. I like the idea of highlights from the forum. If you have a link to the source, we can see what we might have missed out on. [Link]
Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - May 11 2005 : 12:25PM Ahhhhh, that's good stuff. [Link]
Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04	Posted - May 11 2005 : 1:03PM I love the 'Ask Kami" section So, if we have any questions, doe we send them to the Fixer, to Kami or post them here? Jacco [Link]
TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03	Posted - May 11 2005 : 1:11PM dis shit is da bomb [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 11 2005 : 1:24PM jacco wrote: I love the 'Ask Kami" section So, if we have any questions, doe we send them to the Fixer, to Kami or post them here? Jacco Click to expand she'a awesome. Send them to the Fixer ... or emai me by clicking on the icon. It's good if you can write the questions in a "persona," but you can also just ask a regular advice question as yourself. Can be porn or sex-related or otherwise. No guarantees that we'll use the question, but if it's imaginative there's a good chance we will. Thanks. [Link]
ObiBong Senior Member 1162 Posts 12/02	Posted - May 13 2005 : 5:32AM (actually, Alicia is an Aussie, we think), Click to expand What? Was she born there and moved or something? Because I've heard her say she's from Manchester, and to my untrained Yankee ear, that what she sounds like. [Link]
Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02	Posted - May 13 2005 : 10:29AM Question for the 'Ask Kami" section: Should we nuke Florida now or wait till your birthday and see if you get a present from mom? Loraine said: "I don't mind seeing lovely women in films but if I see just one more 'lez' scene with some chick with four inch finger nails trying to commit hari kari on some other 'lez' girl I will personally launch my TV into the stratosphere." [Link]
Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03	Posted - May 13 2005 : 11:03AM Either that or "If Walter's son went to visit your mom would he get an education ?" Is Dr Evil contagious ? [Link]

skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 13 2005 : 12:01PM ObiBong wrote: Because I've heard her say she's from Manchester, and to my untrained Yankee ear, that what she sounds like. Click to expand I don't know. You are probably right, [Link]
Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02	Posted - May 13 2005 : 12:44PM Lee O wrote: Either that or "If Walter's son went to visit your mom would he get an education ?" Click to expand Maybe she would get one? Coyote22 said: "...now if you'll excuse me I just stumbled onto a great site of Erica Campbells ass!" [Link]
Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03	Posted - May 13 2005 : 1:09PM Considering who the father is , I believe it ! [Link]
valjean4876 Member 953 Posts 3/04	Posted - May 13 2005 : 2:06PM lindi wrote: Thanks for the hilarious Valjean bit -- I hadn't seen that thread, but had to go get a look. Click to expand Not sure if this is about me. looks over shoulder quite paranoid-ly Is this about my grandmother? But, I didn't get one. Can I get one? Please? I think maybe my spam filter got it, and I deleted it without knowing. I will look from now on. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 14 2005 : 3:40PM Click on "Weekly Fix" under the TALK column to the left of this page, Valjean! [Link]
valjean4876 Member 953 Posts 3/04	Posted - May 15 2005 : 8:14AM HAHA!! Great. Thanks, Skronker! [Link]
imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04	Posted - May 17 2005 : 3:33PM Walter Burns wrote: Question for the 'Ask Kami" section: Should we nuke Florida now or wait till your birthday and see if you get a present from mom? Loraine said: "I don't mind seeing lovely women in films but if I see just one more 'lez' scene with some chick with four inch finger nails trying to commit hari kari on some other 'lez' girl I will personally launch my TV into the stratosphere." Click to expand its not the gift its the call haha nuke away [Link]
squirtfan1 Member Flower 435 Posts 8/04	Posted - May 17 2005 : 3:58PM Is it Wednesday yet? I need my fix. I sound like a junkie. I guess I am an ADT junkie. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 17 2005 : 4:06PM I just sent if off to the boss lady. Hopefully, you can click on the new one at midnight tonight. [Link]
squirtfan1 Member Flower 435 Posts 8/04	Posted - May 18 2005 : 3:55AM Yippee! I just got my weekly fix in the mail today. Is scratching oneself a side effect if I do not get my Weekly Fix? [Link]

Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 18 2005 : 5:45AM Awwww, man! YOU BEEN SET UP! CJ MAKES THE FIX AGAIN! PCP and Picman are RUNNIN' this review sh*t!!! Good lookin' out, Skronk! I know you was feelin' the Ass Appeal review but yo... [Link]
juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05	Posted - May 18 2005 : 8:35AM Yeah, this week I kept an eye on my spam folder. It worked. Thanks for the weekly fix, skronker. But, we're all still waiting for you changing your user name to "bunny luv". [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - May 19 2005 : 6:57AM skronker my sweet you have no idea how difficult an undertaking it is to set a high kickin' routine to a crazy hot Fandango tune... Thanks for the giggle. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 1 2005 : 5:31PM Best edition of the Weekly Fix yet. The Adventures of Kami and Sun. Xana and Dax: When Opposites Attract. and of course, MORE ME. The best free adult-related entertainment on the 'net and yes, more addictive than porn. HOLLA BACK, SKRONK! [Link]
Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - Jun 4 2005 : 4:08AM Well, I can't get into Walter's Burns Quote Parade, but thank you skronker for putting my ode into the Weekly Fix. Just what I needed after a long week of work away from home. [Link]
Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02	Posted - Jun 5 2005 : 4:45PM Redish wrote: Well, I can't get into Walter's Burns Quote Parade, but thank you skronker for putting my ode into the Weekly Fix. Click to expand Look at the source, Redish. skronker said: "Big noses are great for nostril-fucking, as well. The bigger the nose, the deeper the hose!" [Link]
Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - Jun 5 2005 : 7:47PM I know, but I don't have a poll or a pole or a Pole. And I have never seen a quote that long in one of your polls before. Maybe breaking virgin ground here? If so, I will start posting in iambic pentameter or haiku. [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jun 5 2005 : 11:18PM Redish wrote Maybe breaking virgin ground here? If so, I will start posting in iambic pentameter or haiku. Click to expand ...I love it when you talk dirty. Edited by - Loraine on 6/5/2005 11:18:34 PM [Link]
Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - Jun 11 2005 : 2:39AM Loraine wrote: ...I love it when you talk dirty. Click to expand [Link]
Voyeur32 Member 913 Posts 11/00	Posted - Jun 22 2005 : 9:27PM Thanks for the props Fixer this week. Considering I just told him I hate him in another thread kind of related to the topic I posted nice to get the little shout out. Kimi Lixx,Julie Night,Tina Tyler and then everyone else. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Jun 22 2005 : 9:34PM Ha ha -- I scan the boards every week for fun tidbits. YOU could be next! I hope to add more original content as well as ADT-post-generated stuff. Eventually, interviews every week, and news items and such ... Thanks for reading! [Link]
oatmeal Meat Popsicle Seeking Beauty 1738 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jun 22 2005 : 9:37PM skronker wrote: Ha ha -- I scan the boards every week for fun tidbits. YOU could be next! I hope to add more original content as well as ADT-post-generated stuff. Eventually, interviews every week, and news items and such ... Thanks for reading! Click to expand Thanks for writing Skronk [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Jun 22 2005 : 9:51PM I just organize highlights, not much to it. Steph and Drew do all the technical heavy lifting. [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Jun 23 2005 : 10:55AM Skronk - you're too humble. You are the Fixer. [Link]
oatmeal Meat Popsicle Seeking Beauty 1738 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jun 23 2005 : 11:38AM combining his avatar slogan and his pseudonym that makes him crack fixer? [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Jun 23 2005 : 11:50AM Man, am I out of touch with this board. I didn't even know! That's great! Here's to the Fix and the Fixer: (No beer for you!) Don't worry - I won't take this as an invitation to start trying too hard. I'm easy like Sunday morning. [Link]