Another year of zzzzzz uh quickies. Yep, the 2010 HeyNow Quickie Reviews™ Yeah! I should get around to 25 or 30 posts that summarize my porno viewings. I'll do my damnedest to try and proofread unless I'm in a rush but lets just say that mistakes have been made. And my use of adjectives to describe the scene or the girls is limited. Waaaay limited. It's great! is about the best you can hope for. From me. Hey! Now!
I still give 'em grades. But I'd say that while a hell of a lot of movies are going to get something in the A range, there is some distinction between A+ which is absolutely a must see, an A grade and a A- grade with is already on the fringe of well, see it when you get a chance if you like the girls. Hey, it's chicks getting naked and having sex on camera - most of these are gonna get some high grades. And as far as the quickie write-ups, if I'm mentioning the girl and the various positions, you can pretty much figure I liked the scene and it's hot.
What do I like? Girls like Kara Novak make my bowtie spin. Natalia Rossi of course. And oh God, yes, Amia Miley! And it's early but I think this might be the year of Amy Brooke! And I like the full body reverse cowgirl shot. And doggie style with a side rear view, not POV. Oh my days are packed. What else? Check the 2009 Quickies. As always, I use these threads as a reference to remember who and what I saw over the year.
I will say this - the amount of odd tangents that come up will be increased. I hope anyhow. So naturally I should thank Steph (the janitor) and Drew (the other one) for putting up with this. Can you imagine the new girls we'll be seeing this year? Someone much smarter than me once said (or sang) that California is a recipe for a black hole - yet these girls keep comin' out!
And I'm ready to go!
Teenage Pink P.O.V. 4 from Lethal Hardcore A
Fun movie with a so-called batch of just legal chickies. Amia Miley is in it and it's really all about her for me. Amia starts out playing on the internet. She's dressed in her little pink top, leggings and tight panties. Then a guy with a veerrrrry long cock comes in. Blowjob then some great tease as she gets her panties pulled off and finally climbs up and drops her beloved cunt on him. Amazing! Then doggie and missionary POV laying back legs held and spread as the guy gets to get his big cock in her halfway. Excellent! Oh yeah and Miley Ann (the tight pussy girl) gets locked out of her house so she has to spend time with the neighbor. And fuck him. First she shows off her cheerleader movies with her leg way up and the splits showing how flexible she is. Some tease then fucking ending up with a dripping wet face. Gracie Glam messes around out by the pool / hottub and then gets laid inside. She looks especially good in the POV cowgirl position - remember this is POV so cowgirl here gives us that full body frontal nudity look at Gracie and it's quite an awesome look! She gets a heck of a wet face at the end. Also with Bliss Lei and Ashlyn Rae. 5 fun scenes.
Make Me Cum from Vivid A-
Amia Miley again! First off it's like nearly a 4 hour movie! We get Kristina Rose doing Steve Holmes, Misty Stone and Meggan Mallone in two scenes. There is some tease and then they get the girl in some kind of sexy outfit, lock down the camera and have 'em dance for 5 minutes. Amia Miley is really really good at doing this. First she walks in to the scene with a tight sports jersey top on - talks to the dude and teases us all to hell. Legs spread, lacy boy shorts taken off, fingers pounding. Then we get that tease with Amia in a tight white long-sleeved top, red plaid skirt and boots. She shakes it just right! Then sex on a bed after a vigorous BJ for the guy. Cowgirl, reverse, doggie and mish all look fantastic! The guy shoots a huge stream of cum just past her face.
Pornstar Workout 2 from Elegant Angel A-
Mmm! Lots of good tease here! It starts off with Shyla Stylez and Kagney Linn Karter. They are on the cover (and you've seen this cover, right?) and those outfits get a boob busting workout in the tease. Those two bouncing up on down on a couple of mini workout trampolines, getting spritzed with water, shot from a low angle is some of the best stuff I have EVER seen! Then sex with Mark Ashley. Lots of girls have sex over the five scenes...Kelly Divine with Isis Taylor, Angelina Armani and a Sadie West scene too. Gracie Glam and Madison Parker get the final scene and another hot tease. This time outside at night with a load inducing shorts pullin' down strip tease. Oh yeah! See the bono-ONE ADT review for more. I will say I probably don't love all the Elegant movies as much as most ADTers but there is definitely some arousing stuff here!
Crack Her Jack 11 from Evil Angel A
My main interest here was seeing Ally Kay. First she starts out with some tease in her workout clothes then it's time (luckily for us) for her to get showertime fresh. Then that lucky bastard Mark Ashley gets to fuck her. Super hot when he pounds away doggie style on her. A surprise for me was an incredibly hot Nikky Thorne and Victoria Lawson scene. I barely know of these two. Nikky watches and teases us while Victoria starts to blow the guy. She looks devious with lots of eye contact with us and Nikky. They both get in on the good stuff then ride the guy ending up with ANAL for Nikky. I've also since seen Nikky in a couple of Diabolic movies. Does anal in those too. She's tanned and has a little bush hair. I really don't know of the rest but Cindy Hope looks great doing the reverse cowgirl.
Lez Cuties 5 from 21st Sextury A
Oh God, an easy A for this one! It's as good as that Lesbian Provocateur movie I saw a few months ago. Once again, very very very very very very very very cute girls! I really don't go for girl / girl that much but I'm gonna see one or two of these a month to fill that need. The girls are just on the right side of legal. 2 or 3 girls get together in some situation, kiss each other up, strip out of some cute little clothes and eventually get down with some anal toy play.
Ass-Fucking Young Girls from Simon Wolf A-
It's a 2005 compilation with about 12 scenes. I always think these comps are a great way to either see some fun slightly older scenes or see something you've might have missed. Or in my case forgotten. See the ADT Movie Link for girlie details. Some of 'em do the anal! If they shut down all porn production, I could live on compilations for years.
My XXX Secretary 1 from Digital Sin B+
Ashli Orion has a really fun office scene. First she sits on a copier and makes the required copy of her butt. Then she drops it off on Christian's desk to tease him. Then they have sex. She rides him in most excellently in reverse cowgirl! Great scene. And she keeps her tight little sweater and white shirt of for the scene. I just skimmed over the rest. All girls dressed for the office, as you might expect.
Big Dick Teen Junkies from Combat Zone A-
This is a pretty fantastic little movie. You know the girl on the back cover with the little white collar and tiny little tie? Oh good God, that's pretty fuckin' hot! I think that's Defrancesca Gallardo! Say that 3 times fast! Stunningly beautiful girls here. Ellen Peterson and Nataly get it together! And Jenny Sweet looks amazing!
70s Show: A XXX Parody from Digital Sin A-
You don't even have to squint to believe you are watching the real thing. You could literally trick your friends and neighbors thinking that they are watching That 70's Show and then watch them squirm and cream their shorts when the nudity and hilarity ensues! It should come as no surprise that Missy Stone plays Jackie. She was born for this role. She has a scene with the guy with sunglasses and curly hair. The look is just like the show. Perfectly acted on their parts and then the clothes come off! Anal doggie style for her. Unfortunately later they also have Red (the bald Dad) and Kitty (the Mom) going at it too. I dropped a concrete block on my FF button to get past all that. They stick a wig on Brooke Banner for her to play Donna - and she does it quite well. She gets it on with Eric. She also has a mini-blowbang scene before this with the loads directed mostly at her titties. I'm not sure who Kaci Starr plays but oh holy cow she gets analized in the kitchen! Ashlynn Brooke gets a scene too.
We Live Together 10 from Reality Kings A-
Always a fun series to see groups of 3 or 4 girls mess around. We get about 6 scenes. My favorite stuff in these all girl movies is when they get pounding away at each other with double ended dildos. Love that! I wouldn't even hope to know the names of most of 'em here but the car wash girls scene was especially good! And soapy. And oh gaaaaah exciting! I mean arousing.

Group Thing 1 from Red Light District A+
From 2002. I took a look back at an old favorite! 3 scenes in all but here I'll just focus on the last scene. Ashley Long!!! with Melanie Jagger and (nearly new at the time) Juliana Kincaid bring us one of the BEST 3 girls going at 3 guys scene that I have EVER seen! Good Lord in heaven is it hot! First they introduce the girls and what they do. Ashley and Melanie say, oh yeah they do anal and DP. Ashley even says in her great accent that she'll do what ever you want. The new girl just says she's fresh and new. Then they introduce and interview (wtf?) the guys. Steve, Manuel and ahem Mr. Lawrence. Then all six of them start screwing around. Ashley responds in mock horror by putting her hands over her face when she sees the size of one of the cocks. Lots of blowjob action. I was especially excited when Ashley grabs out and peels down Melanie's bottoms. By the end they all get some anal action, reverse cowgirl anal and some DP action. Even the new girl! And she is really cute! Ass to mouth action even! After they all exhaust themselves (it's a really fucking long scene) the girls line up kneeling in front of the sofa to take cumshots and swap. The new chick, Juliana Kincaid, doesn't like the taste of cum so she spits it out and all the energy of the scene drains onto the floor for a minute just like when Biff walks into the diner in Back to the Future to bully George McFly. But it continues on with some more cumshots and spitting and swallowing plus licking cleanup along with a lingering camera over these fine girls. Just a hell of a fun scene all around and it includes more than enough anal to get us all extra worked up! And Ashley Long just looks stunningly amazing here.
Farm Fresh 2 from Third Degree A+
It's on my best of 2010 list already! Oh, holy shit! Just like the first one, they raise them pure, horny and yummy on the farm! Fresh young sweeter tweeters. Aleska! Right on the cover! Who is she and how kind I get more of her? First I went right to the Rebecca Blue. Quite hot and yummy. Teases us by bending over of course, then laying back on the sofa to take her panties off and poke at her holes with a pink vibrator. Nice! Then some great reverse cowgirl, doggie etc until the guy dumps a load on her lips and her butt cheeks. Then I checked out little Dani Jensen - just save a spot in hell for me for lusting over this little sweet tart. First she teases us with her colorful top and white shorts. Those come off and she plays with herself. And get this: she wears these black and white hightop shoes with pink laces during her scene. Anyhow, first we gets some POV BJ action and the she gets laid by the guy for a long time in doggie and rear entry with him just pounding away and her nice pussy hole. We get some very very good views of her junk. And the guy has a real stiff boner when she spins around to re-blow him. Also watch for her when she lays back to spread her legs. Wowsa! She does get a little finger in the pooper action during cowgirl. Don't they all? Because I jump around, I finally got to the Aleska scene (which is the first on the disc) and saw this beautiful young thing get taken by two guys. She's got this great thin landing strip. That makes guys horny, right? YES! And she's got a great body. BJ for both guys then they start pounding away. First doggie style which gives us some great views. Suddenly she's going at one of guys reverse cowgirl anal! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Well, she gets a hell of a lot of it. Right in that rear! Also with Ashlyn Rae and Nesty.
What can I say? Post 9,999 for me! "It gets blocked up in my mouth, I don't say it no goods."
Edited by - heynow on Feb 22 2010