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Brian_Wallace
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Posted - Jul 23 2008 : 11:50PM

Maybe this belongs in the Pop Culture section. It is mainly about an adult film actress, though.
I just got back from a preview screening of "Pineapple Express" and Stormy Daniels' role has been cut from the movie. Add this to the role she had in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" that was cut (I'm almost sure. I didn't see that movie. She's not listed in it on imdb) and her cut scenes from "40 year-old Virgin", and it almost seems like Judd Apatow and his "buddies" are getting cold feet about putting a major adult actress in a mainstream film.
This is going to seem like MAJOR a** kissing but from what I've seen of Ms. Daniels she appears to be a very intelligent, beautiful young woman who is sexy and has a real flair for comedy. Sure, she was in "Knocked Up" but I think she could do very well in actual non-sex/non-nudity mainstream roles. I really hope she gets a chance. But this is BS. I really don't want to be an opinion Nazi. And I think that most of the people on this message board enjoy Mr. Apatow's films (ones he directed, produced, wrote, executive produced, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about. Most involve Will Ferrell in some combination, as well.) AND the people around me seemed to enjoy parts of it (but they hadn't paid $10 to see it, either.) But it's a true insult to cut ANYTHING Stormy Daniels filmed for this movie because "Pineapple Express" is bad. Jaw-droppingly bad. It doesn't have any feel of a "stoner" movie. It's just Seth Rogan and James Franco smoking pot, running around, screaming and acting frantic. That's it. That's the entire movie crossed with a "Miami Vice" episode. It's a real torturous movie to sit through. I believe Ms. Daniels role was the wife of "Red", one of the drug dealers. If you squint, you can see her in a couple of pictures on the wall.
Maybe her cut scenes (and the ones cut from "Sarah Marshall") will wind up on the respective DVDs (like her cut scenes for "40 year-old Virgin" did) but it's so silly because, in my opinion, the stuff that gets let IN Apatow movies, is just stupid, sophomoric crap that thinks it's a lot funnier than it actually is.
Stormy Daniels' role in "Dirt" was a good start. I hope she can find some good, challenging roles in some mainstream features. But I hope she doesn't tie her star to Judd Apatow films because that ship is sinking.
Brian
P.S. Even the fantastic M.I.A. track "Paper Planes" (which samples The Clash's "Straight To Hell") which is featured prominently in the trailer has been cut from the film.
P.P.S. Could someone please clear something up for me? In 2008, the lasting version of a film is the one released on DVD which usually now is "unrated." I'm not talking about the "Unrated" DVD version of "40 Year-Old Virgin" but was the Stormy "fantasy" sequence in the version shown in theaters? I KNOW I didn't see it when I saw "40 Year-Old Virgin" in the theater. All it showed were some fast-forwarded clips from "Space Nuts." I don't know why it would have been cut out. Everyone's going to say "Dude, it's IN the movie" but I'm talking about the THEATER version NOT the DVD version. Maybe the print I saw was defective or something.
DarkPlaces
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Posted - Jul 23 2008 : 11:58PM
Roles are cut in films every day for many reasons and none of those people are porn stars. Apatow cut one of his "cabal" as you call them from her role in Knocked Up and I'm pretty it wasn't personal either. You're reading waaaaaay too much into this. If they didn't like her, she wouldn't have gotten a second role.
wusshater
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 12:22AM
Sad to hear you didn't like Pineapple Express. I think it looks real funny and am excited to see it, but I hope I am not let down.
wusshater
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 12:23AM
Oh, and Apatow certainly does NOT owe Stormy an apology
Lampard
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 2:41AM
Did she get paid even though her scenes were cut? Probably. Hence no apology is warranted or necessary. Fanboys are silly.......
 
Algaliarept
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 2:45AM
The stormy scenes in 40 year old virgin in the extras were hot, but should have been more. I hate the trend now that women are seldom fully nude anymore, certainly they are not full-frontal nude. But yet you see plenty of man-ass and even some johnson nowadays. Many of the "unrated" don't have them either. Who knew the late 80's/early 90's were the golden age of full-frontal. At least we have porn.
William Hyde
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 6:50AM
Call me cynical, but I always assumed there was only one reason any mainstream director would cast a pornstar in his movie... and I doubt screentime was ever discussed.
I'm just kidding!! Of course Stormy's a wonderful actress! Jeeez!
Brian_Wallace
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6/04
Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 7:51AM
I wasn't being all that serious in demanding that Judd Apatow OWES Stormy Daniels a formal apology. It should have been that Judd Apatow owes a formal apology for everyone who will pay hard-earned money in a tough economy to see "Pineapple Express."
Brian
P.S. Or "Step Brothers" for that matter. Seriously, are the scripts to all Will Ferrell movies written on a single index card with "AD LIB, YOU GENIUS!" written all over it? After seeing "Step Brothers" you know that 85% of that movie was just "letting the cameras roll and see what we come up with."
Edited by - Brian_Wallace on 7/24/2008 1:31:40 PM
john lyons
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 10:54AM
The role could have been cut by the studio. They tend to do such things when X actors are involved.
Cerebral Jedi
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 12:06PM
This guy the OP IMO is acting like they cut some 20 mins of this chick out the movie or she had some pivotal role. When in reality it's probably nothing more than a glorified extra role. She was in knocked up? I must've blinked and missed it. Which leads me to believe her cut scenes in the other movies would've been of the same length and nature. Just eye candy. Porn chick enters screen. Porn chick shows her tits, maybe says one or two lines. Porn chick exits screen. Is that enough to get so worked up over? He that big a fan? Would her 2 mins(and I'm probably being way too generous) In "Pineapple Express" saved the movie for him? Damn get one of her porn tapes and you can watch her speak more lines and showcase her (supposed good)thespian skills for a much longer time, right up until when the fucking starts. Hell the fucking is acting I suppose.
And guy I'm not knocking you 100%. I have seen porn star that I've thought could make the leap to so called legit/mainstream work and thought they deserved a chance. And I admit on the rare occasion I recognize some porn movie or model chick in something "mainstream" it's kind of cool, it's a "Hey I know that chick! I've seen her naked/fuck." and you kind of look around with a grin on your face and wonder if anyone else around is in on it or if it's just you. But then I get over it real quick. In the end it's not that serious IMO.
Edited by - Cerebral Jedi on 7/24/2008 12:08:29 PM
Baggio
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 2:19PM
Stormy not in the movie(cut scene) = Stormy wasn't good. Scene didn't work.
Brian_Wallace
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 2:26PM
Trust me. The entire film "doesn't work."
Brian
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Apatow is MASSIVELY overrated. I still like "Superbad" though ...
popdog
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 4:29PM
McLovin!
Chest Rockwell
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 7:36PM
Shame that her scenes got cut out of this and in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" . I for one think she is a good actress and seems to have the talent to perform well in mainstream films. I am a huge Stormy fan and am disappointed to hear that her scenes will be cut. I'm sure her time will come in the mainstream. You can't hide talent you know.:) I'm sorry to hear "Pineapple Express" wasn't to your expectations, Brian_Wallace. I'm still looking forward to seeing this but might wait until the Blu Ray is released as usual.
 
Bill All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jul 24 2008 : 9:20PM
I forget which actor I heard say this recently (I think that it was Seth Green). But, if you're in a movie and your scenes get cut, you get paid for your work, but you lose out on any residuals that you would have received from DVD sales or TV airings.
SashaGrey
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Posted - Jul 25 2008 : 10:15PM
What you guys are forgetting is that David Gordon Green directed this, who is an f'ing genius by the way. I was surprised when I heard that he'd be making a comedy (a horror next) and I can't wait to see this film Stormy or no stormy. I jut hope you're wrong about this one...
Oh- I know how you feel about trailers advertising a certain song, and not using it in the film...but I got over it because it happens all the time.
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wusshater
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Posted - Jul 25 2008 : 11:12PM
The Braveheart theme music was used in the trailer for that Tom Hanks movie Castaway. Weird.
Apoplexy
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Posted - Jul 25 2008 : 11:12PM
Ah fuck stormy. She prolly got cut cuz compared to real actors she's pretty pathetic. Course compared to real pornstars she's pretty pathetic too.
phatbasey
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Posted - Jul 26 2008 : 2:34AM
I do kinda feel for Stormy though getting cut of three movies. What are the odds that they all sucked or cut for time? "Pineapple Express" looks like shit anyhow she is better off. Stoner movies usually do suck thats why you need to be high to enjoy them.
Edited by - phatbasey on 7/26/2008 2:36:07 AM
wusshater
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Posted - Jul 26 2008 : 4:46AM
I would bet a month's wages that Pineapple Express does very well
Johnothan Pedak
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Posted - Jul 26 2008 : 7:56AM
It is easy to seem like a good actor/actress in porn.
Brian_Wallace
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Posted - Jul 26 2008 : 8:10AM

There had to have been reshoots or Stormy's scenes were cut out a while ago because at the end of the movie, "Red" (Stormy's character's husband) says "My wife's getting out of jail soon." So that's probably a line that explains why we don't see Red's wife. I doubt if Stormy's cut scenes were of her in jail. I guess that line was added to explain why we never see Red's wife.
Hey, if the general public loves Seth Rogan screaming and whining in a high-pitched voice, people getting endlessly shot and beat up and everyone saying "Dude!" a lot then this thing will gross more than "The Dark Knight." In my opinion, it's just dull, has a weak, weak script (I'm not kissing her ass again but ANY script Stormy has written has to be better than "Pineapple Express"'s) and is terribly directed (and yes, I know it's directed by indie auteur David Gordon Green.)
Brian
Chest Rockwell
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Posted - Jul 26 2008 : 12:10PM
Wow that is pretty harsh and rude in my opinion. Of course you are entitled to your opinion on the matter, but really why so insulting? Just my two cents.
Duke_Nukem
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Posted - Jul 26 2008 : 3:35PM
I think Boogie Nights was the only mainstream movie where porn stars got "some" screen time. Candy Apples had some dialogue during the party scene and looked great. Little Cinderella had her scene scoring drugs and then OD'ing. Veronica Hart played a judge and had some lines. Nina Hartley was in at least two scenes, mostly on her back but powerful as they instigated William H Macy's suicide.
 
Chest Rockwell
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Posted - Jul 26 2008 : 3:51PM
Ron Jeremy has had some considerable mainstream screen time in his day as well. Most notably was in "Boondock Saints". The incomprable Jeanna Fine can also be seen in the film as well. "Boogie Nights" does have its fair share of porn stars in it. Being about the porn industry, I think it gives the film much more credibility to do so. I'm a big fan of "Boogie Nights", but I guess that shows with the screen name huh? :)
Edited by - chest rockwell on 7/26/2008 3:54:21 PM
messhuga
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 2:49AM
Ah well,I guess she got cut coz her acting did not cut it.
That's how life goes.
TheSpirit
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 3:29AM
Scenes get cut most of the time because the director and editor feel the scene, in the big picutre of the film itself, doesn't work or fucks up the pacing. Sometmes the directo can be incredibly wrong about this. Take Kevin Smith for example. I feel his decision to cut the Fat Albert sequence out of Dogma really hurt the movie. Yeah I still enjoy it, but I feel that scene was eroniously(sp?) cut, but it's not my call to make.
Though sometimes, the director might not know best. Hell, look at the Donnie Darko director's cut. THat's an instance where the original cut was the way to go.
Then there are those times when the stuff that was cut that the fans find out about sounds like gold and you find out it wasn't the director's decision, but a studi one. Obviously this last example happens much more on big studio movies, but it happens.
There are several reasons why a scene or scenes could be cut. But don't hold judgement on those reasons until you see what they were. They could be gems that really helped a movie, or something that did nothng but slow it down.
On the subject of the Apatow group, fucking gold every time for me.
Harri Patel
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 3:31AM
I'm not really happy with the cabal I currently belong to; does anyone know if the Judd Apatow cabal is accepting new members?
EBastard
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 4:32AM
Naw, I didn't forget. I liked Undertow and I think he's a pretty good director. And despite what Brian said, and being a Stormy fan, I'll be seeing Pineapple Express regardless.
Although I just saw Superbad recently and I gotta say it was AIGHT. Sucks they ragged on McLovin that bad and at times I couldn't fucking stand Jonah Hill's character. But the dick-drawing sequences killed me.
And Apoplexy, show a little respect for Stormy; she also posts here occasionally.
Savoy All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 5:13AM
She'll eventually end up in SOMETHING and have it survive to final cut. Tenacious that lady is.
ballsonchin
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 7:26AM
You obviously forgot the Trey Parker and Matt Stone masterpiece called Orgazmo
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 10:26AM
Apoplexy, I know who you are. When you do shit like this it certainly does not inspire me to feature your movies.
Duke_Nukem
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 2:44PM
[/quote]
You obviously forgot the Trey Parker and Matt Stone masterpiece called Orgazmo [/quote]
LOL! WIth Chasey Lain! Not sure that got a wide theatrical release. But boy do they play it to death on cable.
Edited by - Duke_Nukem on 7/27/2008 2:58:05 PM
Algaliarept
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 6:55PM
On a related note to Stormy's performances, does anyone know why even in so-called "unrated" editions you rarely if ever see women full-frontal, or even nude for that matter. Were the early 90's/late 80's truly the glory days for nudity in movies?
At least there's porn...
 
CThorne
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 9:43PM
With DVD sales pressures these guys have to hold back SOMETHING for the unrated cut, what better than a scene with a top pornstar like Stormy. It's a shame that she's on the cutting room floor, but more people will see Pineapple Express on DVD and Blu-Ray than in the theaters.
ameelynn1980
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 11:36PM
Grow up.



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