there ain't no rest for the wicked.. Till we close our eyes for good 35 Posts 6/10
Posted - Jun 20 2010 : 12:17AM
maybe it's clapping with bunny joy? My housemates have several bunnies here. They're like crackfiends if you have a handful of grass. Otherwise they just stare, like they're judging me.... Aaaarrrrrgh. LoL
#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03
Posted - Jun 20 2010 : 1:30AM
Excerpt: “Marilyn Manson got me in contact with the lawyer I needed to handle my negotiations with Digital Playground,” she explains. “I’d spent six months looking at lawyers, and if he hadn’t put me in touch with the right people I wouldn’t have left porn then, it would’ve been later when I found the right lawyer. Stoya, I'm curious: when you signed up with DP, did you have an attorney/agent/your Uncle Phil/somebody representing you, or did you deal directly with DP? What, if anything, would you do differently, if you had it to do all over again? (If the answer to either revolves around the suggestion that I should mind my own fucking business, fair enough, and no offense taken.)
Am I the only one who thinks signature Fleshlights are ridiculous? I'd much rather get a life-sized carton standee of her doing something funny that I could place next to one of Arnold Schwarzenegger from Commando...
The guys on the Fleshlight forums are *really* excited about it. Counting down the hours until the announcement. Literally. I wonder what Stoya's signature texture will be? There's some clever joke here somewhere, probably involving "bot" or "vag" or something, but it's just not coming to me. On the plus side, Teagan told me that the Fleshlight was "a really good deal", so I'm assuming Stoya will make some good money from this. Which she should! Plus, IMHO, being picked as a Fleshlight girl says something about your status as a porn star. It's an honor of sorts. Congrats Stoya. Dr. P
Yeah, I'm one of the guys from the FleshLight forum...you know, the one going absolutely nuts, staying up to order, the guy Comparing the Fleshlight campaign video paused at the showing of the fleshlight's vagina to a paused Stoya video (workaholics) to find out who the mystery girl was (Found it, it was stoya of course). Sorry about my "Giddy-As-A-School-Girl"-ness But I was ecstatic to find out that the next fleshlight was Stoya, I dropped everything and ordered my first FleshLight! Well FleshLightS, I ordered all of the stoya one except the Lotus. Stoya Destroya looks insane. I was about to order the jenna haze anal and Lupe lotus but dropped them both for stoya. I love Jenna but I had to go for stoya first. I Like to claim myself as Stoya's Numero Uno Fan!!! but as I can see there's many here. She's def Numero Uno on my Chick/beauty/pornstar list and can't wait to see more of her! Love ya Stoya and I'll have a prosthetic mold of u soon! lol that doesn't sound weird at all... oh ...p.s. this may upset the board...I am the number one fan babe!
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Nababbo Deactivated User
118 Posts 3/09
Posted - Jun 24 2010 : 12:39AM
"it looks like my vagina"...
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Nababbo Deactivated User
118 Posts 3/09
Posted - Jun 24 2010 : 8:43AM
LAOM: Stoya with her best "pussy look" ever. Seeing her white, pale skin in contrast with that landing strip of full bush of black hair can make you come only from watching. Stoya can you hear me? You're reaching perfection. Next step should be pussy look exactly like Juliet Cariaga's one. Completely shaved "down" and a bit above the clitoris and a perfect landing strip of uncut full bush black hair only on pubes. I mean perfect: NOT thin! (I hate!), large at least 8 cm, and with the two sides perfectly parallel. For the rest You have all it takes to have the perfect pussy look: perfect shape, colour, measure, and what a gift! a dark, black hair! The perfect looking vagina until now was Juliet Cariaga's one but you can also have a pussy look like hers. LANDING STRIP is YOUR PUSSY LOOK. Definitely. You can call me as you personal, private, intimate hairdresser if you want. Remember that pussy is something unbelievably beautiful also at sight. "Every girl stays sit upon her fortune"... Landing strip is so arousing because is so.... unnatural... it is the negation of triangle... is the perfect representation of "care", of a girl taking care of her best (and private) part: her pussy, her vagina. I mean the most un-natural, the most "artificial", her (or other) hands that has taken care of her pussy, minutes spent for pussy beauty. And this is highly arousal itself. Edited by - Nababbo on 6/24/2010 8:46:18 AM
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Nababbo Deactivated User
118 Posts 3/09
Posted - Jun 24 2010 : 8:57AM
Had an idea: my way to enter into the guinnes world record. Me and Stoya in a TV show. And my personal world record should be: number of countinous kisses to Stoya's pussy in sequence. Evry kiss must be a good, well done kiss. Stoya with open legs all for me... I think I'd be able of.... 1 hour TV show--> at least 5000 kisses. Guinnes team!!! Can you hear me? this is my personal guinnes purposal... Stoya, sorry, do you permit?
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Nababbo Deactivated User
118 Posts 3/09
Posted - Jun 24 2010 : 9:00AM
mmmmmhhhhh...... Stoya's pussy consumed by 5000 kisses. But still gorgeous. All Red and slippery, more beautiful than before. And Stoya in the book of Guinness world record. OK. When do we manage to do it?
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Nababbo Deactivated User
118 Posts 3/09
Posted - Jun 30 2010 : 3:25PM
I am a good photographer abnd painter. And I want Stoya to pose as a model for me. I'll paint a portrait of Stoya's pussy, landing strip hauir look. So Gustave Courbet painted the "origin of the world"... mine will be "The origin of the lust". Stoya are you ready?