The worst job in porn has to be the guy who cleans up after those nasty bukkake/blow bang/squirt gangbang style movies with cum and piss (yet its piss not female ejaculate) all over the place. I've seen girls just spit it out on floor, squirt all over the room, some with snot coming out. Jeez. What do the owners of those mansion properties think about those being shot on their property?
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Posted - Jul 5 2010 : 3:29AM
i wonder how much does that cleaning guy get paid?
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Posted - Jul 5 2010 : 3:30AM
even cameraman are lucky because they get to do half hour interview with the stars before anything start in the scene.
probebly, that I can accept, this dude here is acting like he's got it all figured out, I'm just challenging that, I've seen some squirts that make me think it's for real, i'll grant you that most of it is piss, witch is fine with me anyway, but I don't believe all of it is
Those guys - called PA or Production Assistants, typically make about $250 a day. We had two for Hocus Pocus XXX and that's what we paid them. I am told a few will work for as little as $75 a day and some of the bigger companies will pay slightly more. It's by any means not a glamorous job but hey, it's a job and a lot of people are desperate for them right now.
oh yeah there is definately that to worry about, but let me say in my neck of the woods there really isnt any job security anyway, I can't even say how many gigs job fall apart before they happen anymore, or how many piss tests I've done for nothing, at least I'd be doing something that I actually am excited about, If I knew where apply for these PA positions I would've been all over it years ago
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Posted - Jul 5 2010 : 10:33PM
Easy, if you ever saw a girl squirt when she comes, it shoots out about 6-12 inches at best for about a second. Completely different than the movies.
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Posted - Jul 5 2010 : 10:35PM
Well as the old joke goes; The guy is in a bar and a girl asks what he does. He says, "I chase behind the elephants with a shovel!" "That's awful, why don't you quit?" "What? And give up show business?"
If they use a room with a floor drain, they can just hose it down, but the stink of so much cum might be a selling point for a gay bar. If I was a director I would call some gay bars to look for some deals in shoot locations.
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Posted - Jul 6 2010 : 8:15PM
The Minion looks worse. No offense to Doron.
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Posted - Jul 6 2010 : 9:18PM
80$ for cleaning the floor is for American porn movie is a good price. I think in Budapest and Thailand, the porn girl has to do both the fuck scene and later mopping that floor for 50$.
I remember watching the BTS for the Big Wet Asses episode starring Claire Dames, and some schmoe had the "job" of oiling up Claire Dames' ass and tits by hand! That's a job I want, if he had to clean the bathroom with his tongue afterwards, I'd still say that it rocked.
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Posted - Jul 6 2010 : 9:51PM
for a straight male, being a mop guy for heterosexual porn movie isn't that bad because a. he gets paid b. he gets to see naked girl and fuck scenes for live and free. so the worst job in my opinion would be a straight male becoming mop guy for a Gay movie!
I literally thought of subjecting myself to mopping up sperm and whatnot if that would get me in the business to where I'd one day be editing/filming. I almost contacted my friends in the industry about it, but decided to stay where I'm at.
I'm sitting at making $70/day before taxes at a job that I absolutely hate right now, so I think anything in the porn industry that pays more would be a good gig. You gotta get your foot in the door somehow. I don't have shit going for me in Texas at the moment.
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Posted - Jul 7 2010 : 2:16AM
The title of this thread would be a great idea for a new program on the BBC Discovery Channel. "Worst jobs in porn", with Mike Rowe. Today, we're on the set of the latest Elegant Angel Production title, "Big, Wet Asses", and they've just finished a scene. "Oh Mike, would you grab that mop for me?"
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Posted - Jul 7 2010 : 6:36AM
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What about being the camera man and filming hot chicks all day. Then going home with a hard on ! But I did see one Jasmine Byrne movie where two guys cum on her face, then she said I need more come and some lighting guy came forward and got out his dick and cum on face for her. Gotta love Jasmine.
^^^^ a lot of the camera guys are either male talent who also film or the director . or a fellow director who is also working as a camera guy. most likely if they came on film they were either actors who also work as camera men or a fellow director. you see that a lot in gonzo porn most guys working the camera are actors themselves or directors.
In all seriousness, I would think trying to edit porn would be the worst (hardest) job in porn. Think about it. When you sit down to watch a porn movie, even if you are trying to watch porn just for the hell of it or the story (if it has one) how far do you usually get before you whip out your meat? And once you blow your load, you know it's all over.
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Posted - Jul 10 2010 : 1:29PM
You only see he finished product, its work and very time consuming according to other posts on this site. The camera guys are probably amongst the first to arrive and the last to leave. With all the stopping and starting and the like, it's a job. It's not like it's a 10 hour lap dance. Parallel example would be my job as an Event Manager. I worked the Super Bowl in Miami in February. From start to finish it was a 15 & 1/2 hour day. By the time kickoff came, I had already worked 8 hours and the last thing I really wanted to do is watch football. I spent the game watching the network feed on a 10 x 20 giant screen. Yeah it was the Superbowl and its cool to say I worked it, but my personal high point about the game is the All Acess credential with my picture on it that I get to keep. To give you an example about how tired I was, I was invited to the Vivid party in South Beach and turned it down. Next time though as I can do Super Bowls til I die.
If you believe those girls in the Elegant Angel Squirt Gangbang movies are actually "squirting" quarts of fluid several feet across a room I have some old Bernie Madoff hedge fund shares to sell you. I remember watching a Jim Powers behind the scenes for one of those Lesbian Bukkake movies and he was talking about how he had to "fill the girls up" with beer and water to get them ready. You guys are idiots if you really believe those girls are not pissing on each other. I guess the girls in the German movies don't know they are "squirting".
My POV: Worst job matching colors, fonts (covers).. if I say photoshoping at all.. sorting photos (usualy to many).. when you working with this stuff.. you really don't know which one is good or not.
The gross aspects are obvious. There are other aspects, such as wasting a shoot day's budget when a performer shows up without a current test, and turning away hot eager people who look 18 but don't have valid ID.
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Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 3:02PM
Doesn't it seem a little hypocritical that the very 'fluids' that women are not only supposed to allow themselves to be covered with and even swallow, but are also expected to beg for and be turned on by, are considered so disgusting that even mopping them up is a humiliating and revolting chore? Does to be aroused by this and then disgusted by it not mean misogyny, the need to degrade women in order to get off? If you don't enjoy those fluids yourself, you have no right, I think, to expect her to enjoy them. BTW, you must be a city boy, and a delicate one at that, to be grossed out by a little semen and other natural secretions. Never more than an arm's length from our hand sanitizer are we? My advice is never spend any length of time on a farm or using public transportation, and be eternally grateful that you missed the era when about the only place to see porn was in a slimy floored rancid peep show booth that usually smelled like a rotting sheep soaked in urine.
Posted - Jul 4 2010 : 11:14PM
Just curious.
