Nice to see your enthusiasm Cassandra. I can't wait to see you in action with Tim and hopefully another blowbang...you sure got me excited! I bet he just can't wait for you to work him over. This is great news...
Cassandra darling, Im very stoked to have you back on the calendar and soon back on set w/us. Now, I still dont know what Mike is cooking up for both days, but you can beleive that my fingers are crossed for an 'appearance' in one of them, ;). you ROCKED it for us both times before and Im sure whats comin up will be just as cooking. see you soon babe, Von S.
Mr.Metcalf that sounds like an excellent idea, I'll contact you thru Vinny and we'll scrape somethin together. many thanx for the thought/shout out brotha, lates, Von S.
my actual b-day was pretty ho-hum, but WENT OFF last night here at the Beer Chateau w/some very special XXX peeps both during and 'after' the Affliction fights, ;),.. wont name names, but the guilty parties/partiers all left w/smiles on their faces, I woke up ankle deep in empty bottles and a whisky soaked hangover,.. oh fuck yeah!! thanx for the shout outs everyone, I DO stoke on em',. lates, Von S.
update du Swine,.. we shot Cassandra back on 2/1 for Jerkoff Material #2 and have her again on 2/16, but for what I still dont know. a p.o.v romp would be great, but I think that's gonna have to wait again,.. I did however get to do a p.o.v. bj w/a super sweet and really stacked (all natural) Latina named Cali Coutoure that was great, she's really somethin to see in action trust me. and finally, the March issue of Fox has arrived and w/it the debut of Heather Huntley (who was fucking great!!) and my porcine self in a( non p.o.v.), b/g spread. your eyes will burn guaranteed, so go check it out!! lates, Von S. -the Babe Ruth of XXX.
How could you not have a good time at a place called the Beer Chateau?
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Posted - Feb 8 2009 : 5:08PM
Sweet deal about Cassandra shooting with you guys again. I'm excited about that and hope she does a little blowbang but whatever she does will be nice as always. Awesome news that you've got her scheduled in again for another date. I hope you'll get some oral love from the luscious Cassandra! She definitely is a world class blowjob artist and I think Tim should experience her impressive talents and offer her in return the pleasures he teaches his ladies. I'm gonna have to wait and see. As for Cali Couture - she is a model at valleybabesxxx.com and she is quite busty and lovely. She is similar in her banging body as Cassandra and she is also open to the possibility of a blowbang as her profile declares. She definitely deserves her own thread and should be a rookie of the year type lady as far as I've seen. Congratulations and good work on getting some action with her Mr. Von Swine. That's fucking awesome! Now, I think Cassandra Calogera and Cali Couture ought to work with each other in an upcoming scene. That could be hot enough to melt any icicles in the area.
Dudes! Cassandra wrote in tonight that she LOVES BLOWBANGS! YEAH! Swine, perhaps you and Mike can work some magic! I'd love to see a blowbang scene with: Cassandra and Aiden Starr or Cassandra and Kagney Linn Carter or Cassandra and Stevie Hart! Anything with Cassandra bro! Big boobs and pretty faces are the best! Axl
Witness the great one during his "Ho Hum" B-day (and I'll try not to be offended by that) and beside him is the dude who stole all my play that night, LOL!:
since this thread started about 'non pov' stuff I've done (which aint much), you can add me and a Cassandra Calogera b/g photo spread in the upcoming Fox Exxxtreme, which I think streets in a month or two. however, there is more and more awfully graphic footage of me and some of the gals I p.o.v. in b.t.s. segments of Boobaholics#4, Praise The Load #2, and Jerkoff Material #'s 1 & 2, in case you just have to see something that involves my blue collar self sweating it out w/some of XXX's finest. ok everyone, HOLLA! if you gots any questions,.. lates, Von S. the Babe Ruth of XXX.
^^ on that pic of Von Swine up there eating the pie or whatever, i just wanted to say that I want a shirt with my name on it. I'd wear that shit everyday. haha.
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Posted - Mar 6 2009 : 10:36PM
Tim can you try to get a scene with Claire Dames? She is so hot and nasty and would definitely do a great job with you. I know she was in Praise the Load 2 and is a talented blowbanger but I think she would be ideal for some Von Swine hog. I also want to suggest Mariah Milano because she has this stuckup bitch sex appeal about her and I would love to see her on her knees for you just sucking you off like crazy. I always suggest all my favorite girls so I won't go on and on asking for more but I think either one of them would be great for you and for the viewers and if you ever get some Audrey Bitoni, Lisa Ann or Priya Rai it would be wonderful. Great job on getting with Cassandra Calogera and hopefully she'll come back for seconds and I think she will because she sounded like she enjoyed herself. Alright Von Swine, keep it real and make them squeal.
oh fuck, I might have to adopt that,.. 'keepin it real, and makin 'em squeal'..lol. TVB, I'll do my best to try and get those piglets onto my p.o.v radar, but until next time, thanx for all of the feedback and for bein a fan. Cassandra can have seconds,.. ANYTIME... lates, Von S. 'when I held her hand, I made her understand!' -Squealer, AC/DC Edited by - von_swine on 3/6/2009 11:21:50 PM
lets add Evie Delatosso to the list of lovely and latest debutants to receive a signature T.Von Swine scud/salvo, pig blast to the face, for Fox magazine (all snapped and captured by Mike John of course!). Evie won me over in Vega$ w/her cute smile and awesome tits, and now has me reaching for every cold beer in sight just to keep the post ejac jitters to a minimum,..thanx again Evie, you are one delicious woman,..'keepin it real, and makin 'em squeal',.. Von S. the Babe Ruth of XXX!
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Posted - Mar 11 2009 : 1:52AM
Hey Tim...glad you liked my little one-liner rhymer. I think that I'm pretty funny too. Hey, congratulations on getting that hot busty babe Evie Delatosson on your cock - she'd be cute in a blowbang. I have to say I hope you can get Lisa Ann, Mindy Main or Priya Rai to do some work for you and/or Mike John. A POV scene or a blowbang or whatever because you guys are the best and those girls have great breasts and beautiful faces too. Great breasts and beautiful faces are awesome and I'm sure you'll agree. I know good work will be done but I don't know how or with who but I'm sure you cool cats will be taking care of business all year. I can't wait for Praise the Load 3 and I think it'd be great if a Von Swine POV series could be made or that I could work for you and shoot my load on a sexy babe like Claire Dames or Velicity Von. You're the greatest man with all the sexy hot babes you get and making a career out of it too...I wish I had that ability! Alright, Von Swine, stay cool and keep up the excellent work. Oh yeah!
A poem for Lord Von Von Von: Thank goodness the serving wenches at the Robin Hood displayed none of these tarrible traits. "A Glass of Beer" The lanky hank of a she in the inn over there Nearly killed me for asking the loan of a glass of beer; May the devil grip the whey-faced slut by the hair, And beat bad manners out of her skin for a year. That parboiled ape, with the toughest jaw you will see On virtue's path, and a voice that would rasp the dead, Came roaring and raging the minute she looked at me, And threw me out of the house on the back of my head! If I asked her master he'd give me a cask a day; But she, with the beer at hand, not a gill would arrange! May she marry a ghost and bear him a kitten, and may The High King of Glory permit her to get the mange. -- David O'Bruadair (b. about 1625, d. January 1698) Edited by - skronker on 3/11/2009 4:25:47 PM
Red Alert! A pandemic suspected to have originated deep in the San Fernando valley, the "Von Swine Flu" has wreaked havoc on young nubile females across California. Females between the age of 18-35 are those affected with delirious side effects believe to result from coming in contact with the "Swine Venom". Side effects include: consuming copious amounts of alcohol, overtanning, getting wild tattoos, twittering and watching repeat episodes of "The Bang Bus" for days on end. LOL! Somebody could surely come up with a better story than that one. I tried. Skronker, over to you brother. Edited by - axlsfury on 4/28/2009 9:35:41 PM
I think I read that the ailment originated with some poor lost busty teenager with daddy issues. Last seen hitchiking away from an abusive home, seems she came in contact with voluminous amounts of Swine DNA after being seduced by some ruddy faced, rotund entertainment type with a beer in his hand. What that sick man did to this poor little thing to cause such medical trauma can only be imagined. Those poor women infected are subject to a meaningless life of constant alcohol, tatoos and sexual degradation. Strangely enough, no one is working on a cure. "lates"
the month of April has been VERY good to me personally, and the type of flu that I spread via my ever potent doses of pigsauce simply puts women of ALL types into some sort of vice ridden overdrive. that other pesky flu running around causing trouble is definately NOT from my pedigree,blue ribbon, XXX dna gene pool. the upcoming issues of FOX magazine will definately display what levels of filth such hotties as Cassandra Calogera and Evie Delatosso are willing to acheive after full contact, belly and back rubbing sessions w/myself here at the Beer Chateau. Blue collar and blue ribbon beer swilling til the very end!!! lates, Von S.
When the fuzz lay off on the milk enema heat, you could start a whole new niche my friend. Beer enema squirting. I think Seymore Butts already patented the video name "Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks" but you could so something similar, like "Blue Ribbon Butt Blowouts"
Life in Porn Valley This Von Swine character is quite sketchy! I hadn't had a drink in 20 years until I met him! (actually, its a non-alcoholic Beck's, folks) "I like to watch"
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Posted - May 12 2009 : 1:33AM
The H1N1 Swine Virus made an appearance in the ADT chat room a couple nights ago. Reminisced about Claire Robbins and Brianna Love and praised new chica Charlotte Vale. Salut!
dusting this one off,..Daddy Gets Lucky released a few weeks ago from Hustler and that has the ONLY non p.o.v b/g scene I've done so far, and that IS what started this thread isnt it?( me in non pov action). I've never seen the finished product but do recall Harley Valley having great tits and a nice pussy! lates, Von S.
^^the ever evaporating glass of beer was a nice touch to that vid,...happens ALL the time around me,lol. pic of me & kristina wasnt too bad either...lates, Von S.
Tim Von Swine is a beauty and I'm glad that he got to work with Harley Valley; one of Cassandra Calogera's good friends (as far as I know). Harley was really sexy but only had a short-time in the industry unfortunately - she was my kind of girl! Thick and luscious with heavy natural breasts that just looked nice to play with. I'm glad you had the opportunity to work with this busty babe Swiner, and I hope there's more non-POV scenes to come. I think you can work over Cali Couture, Gianna Michaels, Jaylene Rio, Natasha Nice or Sara Stone out of the naturally voluptuous vixens. Cassandra Calogera or Sierra Skye would also be delightful. Augmented beauties like Audrey Bitoni, Carmella Bing, and Velicity Von would rock and so would any of these newbies: Briana Blair, Elle Rae, Christina Moure, Isis Monroe, Lexi Diamond, Piper Brady, Uma Stone or Vienna Star. I'd love to see you get your cock sucked by any of these beauties especially the luscious and natural ones and Audrey Bitoni more than anyone since she's my absolute favorite and TVS only deserves the best. I know the curvaceous buxom beauties like Cassandra Calogera and Velicity Von love Tim Von Swine and for good reason...he is a BEAUTY! Keep up the great work and I hope to see you landing role with some more hotties whether it be any of these gorgeous girls or somebody else worthy of the Swine Hog. Edited by - Taylor Von Bailey on 12/17/2009 1:40:05 AM
SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts" Spieglergirls.com "Vivid girls are the ones your mom warned you about, but Spieglergirls are the ones your cardiologist warns you about!" - jrv
SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts" Spieglergirls.com "Vivid girls are the ones your mom warned you about, but Spieglergirls are the ones your cardiologist warns you about!" - jrv
SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts" Spieglergirls.com "Vivid girls are the ones your mom warned you about, but Spieglergirls are the ones your cardiologist warns you about!" - jrv
This one is fantastic,i actually thought it was Tim's Christmas card ..it should be.
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Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 10:51PM
Hey Tim, any chance of hiring Lisa Ann for a POV scene or an upcoming blowbang? I think she probably wants to work with you and she is my new favorite pornstar. You know she is a Goddess so can you please call her up?
^^ hey TVB, glad to see you still stirrin it up around here,..I've never considered Lisa Ann mostly because I doubt that she'd work for the rates we offer for that kind of scene. sometimes the star power in a movie like PTL only ups your budget without upping any sales/numbers. oral titles dont usually move as many pieces as the harder stuff so all of the gals have to take what we're offering or we move on to the next,..life in the big city as they say,..ttys TVB, thanx again for being a fan. lates, Von S. Edited by - von_swine on 2/25/2010 12:47:26 AM
Posted - Jan 21 2009 : 9:37AM
Piggy..(thanks to bono-one for the quotes,taken from his review) 
