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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 25 2010 : 9:31PM
Thanks Tim for getting back to me and for the warm welcome. Some people aren't so friendly to me around here for whatever reason but I wish them all well anyway. I appreciate your explanation but I still like to beg for my favorite girls. Lisa Ann is my all-time favorite now, even topping Taylor St. Claire and Audrey Bitoni. I just got to chat with her the other night and she was delightful. I asked her if she'd do a blowbang or a bukkake and she seemed somewhat interested. I asked her if she'd work for you guys but I didn't really hear her reply. I'm sure it was positive... Lisa Ann is an absolute Goddess and she would help out any sales, don't you think? You know it's true. If you wouldn't want to pay as much as Lisa demands, maybe we could work something out where I can send you some money to help fund the scene. That would take a while though because I'm far from rich but I am always eager to see Goddesses do blowbangs. Speaking of that; great job and thank you so much for getting Cassandra Calogera and Sara Stone in the new NCDA. Brilliant casting and Cassandra and Sara are two of the most beautiful naturally busty girls to ever exist. I know you feel the same way and these luscious ladies qualify as Goddesses to me. I love Cassandra and I'm glad that you do too. I didn't know that Sara Stone would do another blowbang and I hope you got your cock sucked from her again. To conclude, I am serious and eager to send money to fund any scene with Lisa Ann (or Audrey Bitoni, for that matter). I realize that Audrey will never do a blowbang but could she really say no to a POV scene with you. I certainly hope not. I'd probably be able to send $500 a month for six months to get Lisa in a PTL blowbang but I wouldn't want to go any higher than $3000. As for an Audrey or Lisa POV scene, I'd probably contribute $1500 in the same fashion if you could pull it off. The offer would be available to you by April and I hope you would be able to get at least one of these brunette beauties in a POV with you. Thanks Swine, take care dude! Edited by - Taylor Von Bailey on 2/25/2010 9:34:29 PM
^^ it's pretty clear to me that TVB has prolly the most entusiasm for individual chicks at any given time,..keep your money bro,..if it comes to be, cool. if not, then that's cool too. I'll keep you posted of who and what is on the horizon here in the next few. lates, Von S.
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Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 2:06PM
If I'm not mistaken, this photo was taken at the Spieglergirl Development Academy, Shenzhen Special Economic Zone, Guangdong Province, China. Always thinking ten years down the road. That's how you stay on top in this business.
no Mr.Patel you are not mistaken, instead,(as always) you've provided us w/yet another astute observation. as we speak monoliths are being designed and sculpted to ensure my porcine existence has its best shot at enduring the coming centuries,lol. seriously, does anything escape this guy?? sheer excellence again here at ADT...lates, Von S.
Hopefully in the future, young asian women in China will be rubbing statues of Tim Von Swine's belly...or rubbing another body part for good luck. Praise the Sweet and Sour Pig Sauce!
SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts" Spieglergirls.com "Vivid girls are the ones your mom warned you about, but Spieglergirls are the ones your cardiologist warns you about!" - jrv
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 27 2010 : 2:51AM
Alright man. I just hope you keep busting out the best blowbangs with gorgeous girls. I am very wishful but I thought it might be realistic that you would ask her if she could agree to your rates (plus my $1500). It would be well worth contributing to a Lisa Ann blowbang because you said her rate would be too high for your budget so I was hoping that I can help make one of my biggest porn fantasies a reality. Plus, Lisa Ann is one of the hottest and most popular pornstars Porn fans seek her scenes and I like her so much I want to pay for her scene and help engineer one of the most beautiful blowbangs ever. I believe this engine needs a conductor in Tim Von Swine... Audrey Bitoni is perfect for a POV scene. She is extremely beautiful and has one of the sexiest bodies and best pair of fake tits in porn. She will never do a blowbang unless she does hypnotherapy by TVB but she definitely should suck your cock until you cum on her glamorous face. Have you any interest in Audrey Bitoni, Mr. Piggerton? Would not you like her rubbing your balls and drooling all over your pig porker. I would love to see you facialize the magnificent mug of Audrey Bitoni and it would be heaven for your cock. Pigs have cocks, cocks have cocks but cocks don't have pigs. Tim Von Swine, you're a pig with a cock and you're born to use that thing and get little sexy sluts sucking you and filming their mouths worshipping your skinbacon. Cassandra Calogera, Katin, Velicity Von, Sara Stone and Amy Reid have all had the honor of sampling your pork and Audrey and Lisa deserve this on their resume too. Tim Von Swine, long live the blowbang dude! Audrey Bitoni and Lisa Ann together in a PTL shoot; long live the blowbang, dude! Edited by - Taylor Von Bailey on 2/28/2010 1:53:09 PM
not to dismiss my good pal TVB's post, but I just wanted to say that I did a pov/amateur(-ish, lots of tripod stuff), scene w/Tatiana Kush today and,..MAN was it fucking good...maybe because we havent fucked in almost 3 years, or maybe because secretly she's a chubby chaser, but either way she and I tore each other apart.,..and it's days like this that make XXX rock n roll heaven. now, this wasnt for Mike, but for the Zane bros. so I dont know when it's comin out,..either way Tatti's great and had one of the wettest and tight pussies I can (ever!) remember,..whoa did I have a good fuckin saturday,..hehe. just figured I'd share that w/all of you 'fans' of the Hog out there,..HOLLA! lates, Von S.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 28 2010 : 1:58PM
Well, I guess that Tim Von Swine just isn't interested in Audrey Bitoni or Lisa Ann. If you're not interested, you're not interested. I'm glad you had a great Saturday with Tatiana but I'm always going to hope that you'll have a great time with Audrey or Lisa this year. I'm trying my hardest! Alright, Von Swine...Canada's going to play USA soon so enjoy the game man. Go Canada Go!
SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts" Spieglergirls.com "Vivid girls are the ones your mom warned you about, but Spieglergirls are the ones your cardiologist warns you about!" - jrv
That can't be the Swineman. The stick is being held way too low and the butt end isn't in an opposing player's chest.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 28 2010 : 8:01PM
Canada won and downtown Toronto was crazy full of rowdy Canadians. The Americans had a great effort and really gave us a huge scare. It was a great game and both teams showed a lot of guts. I've got to say that is a great picture of the Swineman, Shylock. I never knew he had such great form on the ice.
ok, here's the real shot of me patrolling the rink in my H1/N1 uni since I wanted to make SURE nobody thinks I play for Slovakia in my spare time,lol....lates, Von S. Edited by - von_swine on 2/28/2010 8:25:06 PM Edited by - von_swine on 2/28/2010 8:26:33 PM
^^Axl, looks like either Crowd Control 2 or PTL 5 is up next, will make the final say tomorrow and then get it going. NCDA just wrapped and there isnt any word of Semen Sippers right now from Mike but if it gets on the short list you'll be the first to hear about it. thanx Axl, ttys,...lates, Von S.
Tim, I'm looking forward to Praise The Load 5. I can't wait to see what girls you've got planned. I wish I could help or be part of the mope squad. Would you ever consider letting me join your mopes for a frostier finish with the girls? I'd love to blast beauties like Cassandra Calogera and Sara Stone. I hope you do scenes with two girls at a time because Claire Dames with Velicity Von would be amazing, as would Cassandra Calogera with Sierra Skye. I hope you've got big plans for the best blowbang line ever. Let us know as soon as you've got some info! I hope you get the hottest girls sucking you off again, perhaps two on one for your scene. I can't wait to hear more [bPTL news.
^^hey TVB, since Cass and Sierra have both done PTL, the only way to get them back would be definately to have them paired up, but since the series is only at 5 so far, that might have to wait,.. on another note, word is that I might be getting cast in,(eegads, here it comes) a parody of all things w/a pretty 'fat' role, including a bg scene. again, it's still a rumor, but definately possible so be prepared for the 'Baron Of Bacon' to throw more filthy pigsauce all over some starlets pretty mug. dont know how my acting chops are these days since I havent had to 'star' in a Racial Tension or Teenage Spermaholics in some time, but hopefully I can give ol'Eric Swiss a decent run for some AVN lucite in 2011. thats all for now, dont forget to visit Mike's blog, and keep watching and buying our porno because we like when you do that, lol.(really, we do!). lates, Von S. Edited by - von_swine on 3/3/2010 5:48:37 AM
Great (early) pic there, Spiegs. Must have been from the same night as this ... I think the blessed Tatianna Kush and her wet tight pussy was but a gleam in her mama's eye then. Little knowing that her little one's destiny lay somewhere ... over the rainbow: [Link]
^ yes indeed Skronkspere, miss Tatiana is still quite the splendor and in our recent throwdown for Zane I was quite the pig in clover,..sometimes the 2nd time you work w/a gal is just as good, or better, than the first. and the first time was great! it's REAL nice whenever they like you a little, or at least pretend too, lol. ;). on another note; just received my first script for the 'parody' I'm doin on saturday and must admit that it's a bit intimidating at first look. but, like all wild hogs, I will charge headlong into the muck and wallow away doing my best to revive my theatre chops acquired in days of yore at Juliard and Oxford. once it's wrapped,(and hopefully) pulled off, I'll divulge details, should anybody want any, lol. and no, it's not a Babe Ruth story, (I wish) nor a remake of the Hustler, (wish that too!) but it should garner more than a few laughs at my whale belly firing away non-pov style against some soon to be named lucky starlet. lates, Von S.
Not a parody of the Babe Ruth Story - A parody of BABE.
SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts" Spieglergirls.com "Vivid girls are the ones your mom warned you about, but Spieglergirls are the ones your cardiologist warns you about!" - jrv
Totally off the subject Sir Swine, but I am enjoying your fine piece of literature whilst sipping brandy out of my over-sized snifter & snacking on seasoned meats...
me too Flyguy,... if I was around here more I'd maybe chime in again,... the sport's really changed just over the past 4-5 seasons... anyhizzle, hope you're good, and all the best to you in 2018 bub. -von S.